* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Millions of families hit in toymaker VTech hack – including 200,000+ kids

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Re: Easily fixed

I had to give you an up-vote, but her name is Mrs. Roberts, Bobby Tables is her son's nick-name.

Much like her daughter, Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory, is called Elaine, which is her middle name.

..I may have spent too much time reading XKCD.

Android's accessibility service grants god-mode p0wn power

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Pirate

Re: Back Orifice

Back Orifice didn't require Back Office to work, I think it was actually designed to emulate MSBO in terms of remote administration(RA) of machines. BO just did it on the sly; there were extensions like Silk Rope that would bundle the BO Server into other executables, so that it would install when the victim ran the tainted .exe.

If if properly configured it was a great RA tool, using strong (for the 90's) encryption and could be set to use authentication. I used it as a free RA tool for several machines.

Admittedly, I did use it on some machines that were not mine, as well.

Kids' tech skills go backwards thanks to tablets and smartmobes

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Re: SET BLASTER=A220 I7 D1 T3

Ah. I stand corrected. I knew I remembered IRQ7 for a reason. I thought it was the reason stated, but I guess a decade or two can cloud the memory.

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Re: SET BLASTER=A220 I7 D1 T3

Oh, wow.. That caused some flashbacks.Although, I think I usually used IRQ 5, as a lot of the other random peripherals I had assumed nothing else was using 7, so they did.

"Fond" memories of installing a new modem and finding out my CD ROM no longer worked (IRQ conflict 'twixt modem and Sound Card, and the sound card was the CD-ROM controller).

Belling that cat: Oz boffins pass entanglement test

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Re: "Two-cubit operations"

I find your comment really humerous.
Nice ulnar-nitive take on the pun run! A radial take like that is creative, no bones about it.

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Re: "Two-cubit operations"

This is a miled case; when you chain the puns together, there'll be ell to pay.

Lawyers use anti-piracy law to get website blocked over corporate ID brouhaha

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WTF?

DMCA in Austrailia (This is sarcasm)

Wait, you mean to say that US Law, in the form of the DMCA, does not apply world-wide?

'Shut down the parts of internet used by Islamic State masterminds'

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Praise be to The Register

If history has taught us anything it's that no amount of laws will stop the spreading of ideas. Once the authorities have the power to act on clear risks – and they already have that authority in spades – the solution to continued atrocities is not more control, it is more education.
^^^This, A thousand times, THIS!

Apple's Faulty Powers moment: iPad Pro slabs 'temporarily bricked' during recharge

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Pirate

Re: "temporarily bricked"?

Mostly Dead? When there's something a Miracle Worker can do, other than searching their pockets for loose change.

Prehistoric mass extinctions

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Timeline

The problem with the disease/pandemic idea is the timeline. Yes, a disease could wipe out a chunk of population, and a pandemic could wipe out a large section of a species; the pandemic could then mutate and take out other species. But, given natural infection vectors, some would have survived, and resistances or immunities would be developed before the bug could travel. Some geographically remote locations would have not have been exposed.

But to take out all of the species that were wiped out, across the world, without time for a resistance/immunity to develop the Dinosaurs (or the small mammals that took 'em out) would have needed intercontinental travel and a military-grade superbug.

Aircraft laser strikes hit new record with 20 incidents in one night

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Re: Eye Burn

It's not the tool, it's the tool that's misusing the tool?

BBC encourages rebellious Welsh town to move offshore

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Re: Way to go, beeb! Increase your viewership at home. Any way to help us smaller left-pondians?

The problem with a news or media outlet doing an "expose" on off-shoring is that, since all left-pondian media is commercial, they'd be cutting their own throats. The only tax avoidance techniques that would get shown are the ones that have already been closed off; if an avoidance technique can be applied by the working class, it will get shut down, and then the media companies won't be able to use 'em.

As the BBC is publicly funded, and presumably tax-exempt, they have nothing to lose showing off these shenanigans. Unfortunately, Auntie Beeb is British, and probably not too familiar with USA Tax law.

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

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WTF?

Re: Turkeyshoot Mascara & MonarcoRetardo

Why, dear gods, WHY did I click on that link?! That font made my eyes want to take up drinking.. as in applying over-proof rum directly to the eyeballs.

That font makes Comic Sans look inoffensive.

Brits rattle tin for custom LCD Raspberry Pi funbox

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This could be cool....

Makes me think that this kit could be tweaked/modded to make a nice wrist-mounted Pip-Boy.

IT contractors raise alarm over HMRC mulling 'one-month' nudge onto payrolls

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Re: This is what happens when.....

Like a drowning animal, government will climb on the backs of ANY business to stay afloat, not caring if those desperate actions sink "the boat", simultaneously killing the source of tax money.
"You can shear a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once."

Team MIPS tries to spoil ARM's party with new 64-bit Warrior, 32-bit microcontroller brains

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Re: Crashing ARM's party?

I think they didn't want to MIPS an opportunity for extra publicity.

Oz insurer offers Basis breathing-bangle-for-your-data swap

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Childcatcher

Re: Possibilities

Until the buggers build in IR scanning and DNA sampling to verify that a real live human is attached to the thing.
...Toddlers!

Let's get to the bottom of in-app purchases that go titsup

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Re: short term goats

I guess whatever floats your goat.

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Re: Old TVs

"What's that on the television then?"

"Looks like a penguin."

Where's Worstall/Weekend Edition?

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WTF?

But...

But where is the rest of the weekend edition?! I miss the post-pub nosh neckfiller.

..And related, what happened to Lewis Page? I gather he left, but there is usually a Site News article when a notable contributor leaves; or there is a significant shift. There was when Page and Orlowski took the helm as Editor and Executive Editor; there was when the Moderatrix was leaving.

Why not when two of the most observable, commented upon authors depart is there not a blip?

Victorian government teacher-laptop scheme illegal, says judge

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So the old laptops weighed in at Sixteen Tons?

Temporary work from home

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I think we may have an Idea for a new startup. Put it on a mobile and you could probably get some VC cash for it.

I know I'd sign up, even though I'm USAian.

Scarface's explosive 'Little Friend' goes under the hammer

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Trollface

Re: Probable Cause

It's a prop.
And that's why they should expect a visit, if the winner resides in the US. A real M16 would cost only a fraction, and be perfectly legal; I'm not sure about the grenade launcher, though.

Somebody spending that much money for a gun that can't even fire.. that's un-american, and they must be up to something.

GCHQ's CESG team's crypto proposal isn't dumb, it's malicious... and I didn't notice

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Re: anencephalic

I am somewhat inclined to agree. It is bad enough that the sufferers of the aforementioned birth defect (usually the parents, rather than the one born with it) are struggling with the defect; to be compared with politicians on top is just too much.

Rather than anencephalic I'm thinking the next article could use a form of "rectal-crainial inversion".

No C&C server needed: Russia menaced by offline ransomware

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I thought the russian method of offline ransom operations involved a couple of guys (of the no-neck variety plus one smart guy)...
And Kapersky has form dealing with that kind of ransom as well.

Condi Rice, ICANN, and millions paid to lobby the US govt for total internet control

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Re: a firm commitment to be as "open and transparent as possible."

ICANN is "as open and transparent as possible". It's impossible for them to be anymore transparent without losing crucial business abilities, like doing whatever the hell they want.

Ransomware scammers: Won’t pay? We'll put your data on the internet

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Joke

Re: Well..

@LucreLout

The OS/2 Jokes are over this way.

Alumina in glass could stop smartphones cracking up

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Mushroom

Re: Ultimate test (Forget 'will it blend?')

Never mind, "Will it blend?", "Will it Toddle?"

'Anonymous' says anonymous KKK dump wasn't from Anonymous

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Re: Ouch my head.

I wish I could upvote that more. That is an outstanding display of Seussian prose.

Man hires 'court hacker' on Craigslist ... who turned out to be a cop

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Meh

The proper charges should have been

Conspiracy to Commit <crime>.

But yeah.. I could see the aforementioned "plead guilty to this or face Terrorism charges" or possibly "We got you, plead guilty and the judge'll go easy on sentencing"..with no guarantee that said judge will go easy.

Alternatively, it could just be sloppy data entry and "Conspiracy to Commit <crime>" was shortened to " <crime>"

Is the world ready for a bare-metal OS/2 rebirth?

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Oooh..

A return to the OS/2 wisecracks from the BOFH!

Aussies' distinctive Strine down to drunk forefathers

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WTF?

Re: Snigger

Wait.. Which American accent? You lot got broken out into Scottish, British, and Welsh; couldn't USAliens at least get South, New England, Texas and Mid-West?

If the survey used the "Standard American" from most non-US movies, then it's the Texas Drawl, which.. yeah, that's ugly.

Ex-Microsoft craft ale buffs rattle tankard for desktop brewery

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Pint

Kuerig for home-brew?

Doesn't that sort of ruin the point? Home brewing of craft booze is good because you can experiment, try new things and learn. This is "insert pack and brew our beer"; no changing what's in the packet, and without the convenience of just going to the shop for a case of your favorite tipple.

Hey, Facebook – these are the new Like buttons you should have used

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Unhappy

Re: So when are El Reg going to roll this out here?

I've been asking for a "You are completely insane" vote button for yonks. I was hoping it would have appeared with the site re-design.. but no joy.

Pluto flashes its unusual pits

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Sand people?

Nah, they travel in single-file, to hide their numbers.

Self-driving vehicles might be autonomous but insurance pay-outs probably won't be

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Facepalm

Black Ice

Why on earth would an autonomous car have any problems with black ice?

Black ice is so called because it's refractive index is the same as water, and it doesn't have a layer of air between the ice and the surface, which makes it nearly invisible to the Mk1 eyeball. I would imagine that a car with IR cameras could tell the difference between ice and road; add in an IR touch-less thermometer and it can tell the difference between ice and water. which makes black ice no more difficult than regular ice.

Actually, that would bake a good Driver Assist option: Black Ice Defender^W Notifier, to let you know where black ice is before your tires do.

Find shaving a chore? Why not BLAST your BEARD off with a RAYGUN

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you could, but it would become "taint"ed

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Re: Brilliant idea !

Laser screwdriver?

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Boffin

Re: Men with beards have invented a razor which shaves with a laser.

"Safe for any part of the body"
I don't know about you, but my face is one of the more sensitive areas of me, with some of the thinnest skin (especially the neck/under the chin). If it's safe to use on a face, it should well be safe for legs, chest, or anywhere else.

Having said that, I agree with the above; lasers (unless guided by a well-trained medical professional) have no business being anywhere near my nether bits.

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Re: Companies making money of blades

There's a reason the cheap durable with expensive consumables is called the "Gillette Model" or "razor and blades business model".

'Miracle weight-loss' biz sued for trying to silence bad online reviews

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It's more likely that a lawyer was happy to accept these filings as cases which he/she thought would never see court as the accused would not have the money to spend on an opposing attorney; the defendant would then cave, removing their complaint.

Android 5 lock-screens can be bypassed by typing in a reeeeally long password. In 2015

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Re: Slightly off-topic

I will have to find that app. Start my kids (one is per-literate) on proper security early.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Amazon Review

Instead of item ordered, box contained a mongoose. Would not buy again.

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Re: Quality 'Shoop of t

Ah, I just figured that the snake ate the rest of your title.

US braces for WW3 with Cyber Command 'Vision' of integrated cyberops

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CYBER!

..sorry.

As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him?

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Re: Nah

Still better than President Norton though...
However, I could put some support behind Emperor Norton

China eyes the dark, sorry, far side of the Moon

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Alien

Re: Lunar orbit

Mascon? Is that anything like a Magnetic Anomaly, like the one discovered in Tycho in that documentary.. What was it called?

Roll up, roll up: Microsoft, those Irish emails and angry Feds

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Re: Not "many billions"

Actually, it may well be. The "software" that would need re-writing would be all of the Excel "databases" and Access "Applications" that were created every time somebody decided to automate a task with the only tools/knowledge they have to hand, namely MS Office. Also, every government office has at least one SharePoint "portal" and an ungodly amount of .Net. Mono would have to be resurrected, or everything Web would need to be re-written.

Layabout, sun-blushed techies have pick of IT job market, says survey

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Re: More salary needed

My favorite:

We need a PHP developer who also knows ASP <u>and</u> ASP.Net, with experience in Oracle, MySQL, and SQL Server. The work in in Washington DC.

Max they could go was $70K. I politely theorized that for that amount they may get someone in the area that could spell SQL.

128TB SSD by 2018? Toshiba promises much, delivers ... a little

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Re: Dear SSD manufacters

Ooohh... a 5.25" SSD: that's what I would call a Quantum Bigfoot. Just imagine a 5.25" full-height SSD, and think about how many chips you could shove into that.

My god, it's full of stars!