* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Microsoft tries, fails to crush 'gender bias' lawsuit brought by its own women engineers

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Unless, of course, only 10% of females were promoted....

Spinal Tap’s bass player sues former French sewer

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WTF?

Re: It just seems a bit rich to me.

So, he gets paid a contractually agreed rate, that both parties deem as fair, that you feel is "ridiculous". Because of this, he should give money away ( To whom? You, perhaps? Everyone?) so that he can then earn the right to complain that a separate company, on a separate contract did not pay him the contractually agreed amount.

You're the type that won't pay back a $20 loan from a family member because "they make more than me, they don't need it like I do", aren't you?

Basic income after automation? That’s not how capitalism works

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Re: Calculations

There is an article on Basic Income that includes numbers. Published right here on El Reg, even.

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Re: Err

Welcome back, Tim.

Mysterious algorithms, black-box AI recruiters are binning our résumés

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Trollface

Re: First, the Gross Edit

And then take about half of them, out of the middle of the stack and bin 'em - after all, you wouldn't want to hire someone who is unlucky, would you?

Linux Foundation whacks open JavaScript projects umbrella

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WTF?

Re: How about making it use more than one CPU core....

You mean letting badly-written JS lock up all of your cores?! I thought the forced single-threading of JS was a security/safety feature.

Automatic laundry folder

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Re: Does it work for people who don't wear T-shirts only?

If you move directly from the drier to folded/hanging, Ironing is not really necessary, unless you desire sharp creases.

When I were a lad, I would "iron" dress shirts by dampening a sleeve and throwing it in the drier - it came out with no wrinkles, suitable for wearing.

Casino cops are coming if we can't move all this cash in a hurry

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Trollface

Re: Interesting

It was a Storage issue. They should have gone to Hyperconverged DevOps (apparently).

Brandis' boffin-busting de-anonymisation crime legislation has landed

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Facepalm

An old joke

There is an old joke asking different types of people to secure a building:

The infantry posts a 24/7 armed guard

The navy locks the doors & turns off the lights

SpecOps places charges and levels the building

The businessman writes up a 5-year lease

The politician drafts a law that it's illegal to enter the building.

Command line coffee machine: Hacker shuns app so he can stay at the keyboard for longer

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Devil

Re: One of these thing is not like the other...

Compared to "free access via the Internet", "free access on local network" is not a serious issue.

It can be mitigated by securing your local network.

'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'

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Devil

Re: Want to be cruel

G and C is also fun...

OK Google, Alexa, why can't I choose my own safe, er, wake word?

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Devil

Re: Fun at conferences

A proposed prank when Google Glass looked like it might become a "Thing":

When seeing someone wearing a Glass speak clearly, "OK Google. Safe Search Off. Horse Porn."

Feds collar chap who allegedly sneaked home US hacking blueprints

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Begin Clinton Comparisons in 3...2...

Popcorn!

Can Facebook influence an election result?

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Re: Voter turnout has a liberal bias

Or, as I hope - More people will turn up to vote for the "lesser of two evils" and see that there is a third option. They may not know who this guy is, but "He can't be any worse than TweedleDumb and TweedleDumber". And someone who is not party to the partisan race to the bottom may stand a chance. Or at least screw things up enough that the election goes to the House, as no candidate has the Electoral Votes required to win. - And the House can't pick anyone worse than the current line up of Punch and Judy.

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Fools on the left of me

Jokers on the right

Here I am

Still expected to vote.

Yahoo! tries!, fails! to! shoot! down! email! backdoor! claim!

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Black Helicopters

Re: a system that would allow keyword searches of Yahoo! users' incoming mails – does not exist

It does not exist on their system, and never did. It was located outside of their data center, they only opened up a direct port to their database so that said system could access them. If said find-and-report application had been on their systems, or even in their data center, it would have been vastly more secure, and would not have allowed access to any passing hacker.

‘You can’t opt out of IoT’: Our future is the Rise of the Sensor Machines

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Full marks to the editor for that subhead. It made me want to laugh and hang my head in grief at the same time.

Google says it would have a two-word answer for Feds seeking Yahoo!-style email backdoor

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Re: hang on...

Yahoo! isn't saying that they had to comply - just that by complying, they broke no laws.

Kind of like when the school-yard bully demands another kid's lunch money, but the kid counter-offers the names and schedules of all of their friends, and how much money each has on him. The kid hasn't broken any rules/laws, but is still a pathetic rat.

Yahoo is a pathetic rat, and the other ones are saying that the bully hasn't approached them yet. Google is saying they'd take the beating, and the others are saying that they'd get a teacher.

True man-in-the-middle: Transmitting logins through the human body

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Trollface

An even better form of authentication:

Completely wireless, yet does not radiate any packets, and works in low-power scenarios: Housekeys!

SpaceX searches for its 'grassy knoll' of possible Falcon rocket sabotage

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Coat

Re: Eliminated the obvious

Wow, I had completely missiled that, until you pointed it out. Thanks!

Mine's the full metal one. --->

Avast closes AVG buyout

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Re: News to me, but not that surprising

Ah, thank you, I keep getting them confused as well. I cannot keep straight which one is the bloated, useless, and obnoxious AV and which is the "meh" but quiet one.

Probably because the quiet one is the one who's name is an exclamation.

Dublin shopkeeper catches forecourt fouler with his pants down

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Was he caught using the "forecout khazi" that the shopkeeper had had placed, or was he caught being caught out outside the port-a-loo?

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Re: I admit defeat

I dunno, it seems like they've put in a crap effort so far. I expected more after this guy orchistrated his third movement. Up to Number Two could be a coincidence, but after a third time, the claim of coincidence seems a bit BS.

One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad

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Re: No option for Katie Hopkins?

Being on the wrong side of the pond, I had to look up this person who seems to be more reviled than Trump and May (at least in this thread). I saw an article of hers in the Daily Mail; while bad, that doesn't completely explain the vitriol. Then I read the article (well, maybe 1/2-2/3 of it).

Ye Tap-dancing Gods! That woman is a psychopath.

Panasonic wants you to wear Li-Ion batteries. The ones that explode

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Coat

Re: Acronym

I was thinking FLi-on - But that would be better as a wall-mount.

Pokemon NO! Hospital demands ban on virtual creatures after addicts invade private wards

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Re: Enterprising pub

Better than one of the Mexican joints near me - it's got a Rattata nest.

Brit loan firm gets comeuppance for 7.7 million spam texts

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Pirate

Re: Sad Aside

More accurately, they get the "Do Not Spam" list and use it as a listing of name/numbers/addresses to send spam to.

Elon Musk: I'm gonna turn Mars into a $10bn death-dealing interplanetary gas station

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Re: "...cost of around $200K per passenger."

"Space between Earth and Mars is going to be littered with human corpses. ...Yuck."

Nah, they'll hold 'em on the ship to Mars - that's too good of a fertilizer to let it go to waste.

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Re: Musk seems to be losing it

@ Mark 85

And if you perish on the planet, your corpse could be used to enrich the soil to pave the way for a better ecosystem. Not a horrible fate, and one that I also would not object to.

The server's down. At 3AM. On Christmas. You're drunk. So you put a disk in the freezer

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Only sometimes?

Yep. Othertimes, even narrowly missing destruction won't make 'em part with the money: "We were safe, without spending all of that"; and then when the destruction is not averted: "You let us down, you ruined us, why would we give you more money?!"

Moron is late for flight, calls in bomb threat

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Re: heroin and methamphetamine

Why not just Ride the Dragon?

Naked, drunken Swede assaults chicken shed after 60th birthday

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Coat

That was just fowl.

Florida Man's prized jeep cremated by exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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Re: "the fire retardants in the modern car ABS do not fire retard"

Go easy on him... he's Florida Man.

Call to kill FBI spying powers

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US Expectations

Well, they can expect that the other country will back off, but they may well be disappointed (and should be).

As my father taught me: "You can expect in one hand, and expectorate in the other - see which one fills up first."

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Black Helicopters

There are a bunch of idiots in the Senate who are swallowing something from the FBI - not sure if it's their arguments, stuffed brown envelopes, or some all together less wholesome....

Come in HTTP, your time is up: Google Chrome to shame leaky non-HTTPS sites from January

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Paris Hilton

Re: American ISPs

US ISPs specifically? Has someone forgotten Phorm?

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Alert

Re: Really?

Lemme see...

The reason given by El Reg for not having HTTPS is that their ad broker won't do HTTPS, and they refuse to half-ass security: full ass, or no ass.

If they get a black eye from a lack of HTTPS, then they will be more inclined to transition to a broker who will do HTTPS to remove the warning.

Google Ads provides ads over HTTPS.

Profit?

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

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Re: Yeah, has some entertainment value

If Mr.. Allen had said "You are not welcome", or had invitations been issued (except not to El Reg), then this article would have been a non-thing. This was not actually documenting an attempt to get into the Apple Press Event, but rather it was documenting an attempt to get Apple to admit they didn't want El Reg, and possibly provide a reason.

Punters want heart-throbs, not brains, when thinking wrist-jobs

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Re: But...

Similarly picky about watch bands (for different reasons) here. A leather band on my wrist will last about six months before it basically rots off. Stainless steel is good for 18-24 (depending on the steel) before it has corroded, pitted and crumbled into uselessness.

I am also hard on crystals, so I don't imagine I'll be doing a smart watch anytime soon - Unless they come out with one with a replaceable crystal and a titanium band.

Voyager 2's closest Saturn swoop was 35 years ago today

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Re: Shorely we wouldn't coast all the way?

Third question: How big would those fuel tanks have to be?

Unlimited mobile data in America – where's the catch? There's always a catch

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Paris Hilton

Re: How much?

Actually, for US prices, that's cheap! We septics are getting screwed worse than her -->

Boffins design security chip to spot hidden hardware trojans in processors

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Re: But..

It's turtles, all the way down.

EU ministers look to tighten up privacy – JUST KIDDING – surveillance laws

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"Report your family and friends - Win Fabulous Prizes!"

Microsoft's maps lost Melbourne because it used bad Wikipedia data

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Paris Hilton

Re: Swindon

but as a former Swindon resident (Swindonista? Swindonite? ahwhocares)

Swindled?

Ireland's govt IT: Recession and job cuts forced us to adapt

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Re: Hmmm...

Thanks. Do you know anything about the lay of the land in Shannon/Limerick?

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Hmmm...

So if one were an IT worker looking to start over in a new country, would Ireland be a good place to start looking?

NASA tried turning lost spacecraft STEREO-B off and on again... but it didn't work. True story

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Re: Real programmers

https://xkcd.com/378/

'NSA' hack okshun woz writ by Inglish speeker trieing to hyde

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Re: Sir

From what I've picked up from British media (including Attack the Block and Ali G) I would guess that the native loose grasp of grammar is more than doubled for US English.

However, from how it read in the article, the errors were not consistent with the errors of a non-native speaker. Most non-native errors arise from transliteration of thought (IE if you speak Russian as a native, and you think in Russian; your English sentences will follow Russian structure and, perhaps, Russian idiom). The errors that were analyzed did not conform to one particular set, and also used US idiomatic speech, but with errors introduced to seem like a foreign operation.

Theory: the verbiage was generated by a US speaker who tried to use "Russian" dialog from US movies to misdirect attention. To a USAian this means it is Russian, but to one who studies language it is very much not.

Your wget is broken and should DIE, dev tells Microsoft

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Given the second part of your handle

You should understand that MS gives all of there users a choice - Hobson's choice

Gaze in awe at Elon Musk’s historic 156-foot erection

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Re: Great to have one on display, but...

Later this year - according to the article.