* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Intel Atom chips have been dying for at least 18 months – only now is truth coming to light

Swarthy
Pirate

Re: linker3000@Googlemail.com

It's quite clear: 'Seagate does not maintain any information on device failure rates or failure rates that may exist due to the above related bulletin."

They track the failure rates (as a matter of course, as above) but they have no metrics relating to the Atom Failure, probably because Intel is using an NDA clause to make them feed the metrics to the shredder.

As has been said, this will hurt Intel; but it will severely impact the vendors' relationships with their clients/customers. Intel is more than willing for the vendors to take the brunt of the wrath.

Laptop-light GoCardless says customers' personal data may have been lifted

Swarthy

Re: Weasly bastards

No, I do not work for them. Admittedly, as a Yank, I am not entirely up to speed on EU/UK Data Protection Laws.

I also was not holding GoCardless free of blame, I was translating the "Weasel Words" into non-corporate speech, and adding inferences about why they felt the risk to customers was very small.

The "Okay, breathe" comment was in regards to the anger at a company that you had no connection with, exemplified by referring to them as "weasly bastards" several times. Had they lost your info and said "suck it up" then your rant would have been justified. As is, dude, take a breath.

Swarthy

Re: Weasly bastards

Wow. Okay, breathe.

What they are saying is that some bastards broke in stole a lot of electronic shiny; so they believe that it was a bunch of scrotes looking for crap to pawn, and not professionals who could retrieve and sell the personal data on the laptops. And because they were password protected, the aforementioned scrotes will likely just wipe the laptops rather than try to get the personal information out of the data files (presumably a proprietary format).

Vapists rejoice! E-cigs lower cancer risk (if you stop smoking, duh)

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I stand corrected

I had not caught up on the acquittal of aspartame. Thanks for letting me know.

Swarthy

Caffeine is also a natural pesticide (and herbicide) - I dare you to stop drinking coffee/Red Bull/Diet Coke.

The aspartame in your Diet Coke is waaaay worse than nicotine.

Swarthy
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Re: Unknown health concerns vs

I would love to see cost-benefit analysis beat out the precautionary principle. Too bad it is so much easier to just knee-jerk and say "It might be bad - Don't do it!" than it is to actually asses risk and balance it against benefits.

NASA's Curiosity puts cat among the climate pigeons: Lack of CO2 sinks water theory

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Alien

Re: "which was supposedly a lot thicker"

Liquid water is not always entirely water.

I seem to recall that water heavily doped with perchlorates can remain liquid(-ish) even in martian-type environments, and a fair bit of perchlorate-type chemistry had been discovered on Mars.

I find myself wondering if there could have been some Chlorine-based gasses that could act as a warming blanket.

Vizio coughs up $2.2m after its smart TVs spied on millions of families

Swarthy

Re: Although i profoundly dislike the death penalty...

I could find myself in complete support for the Death Penalty for Corporations. No human being needs to die; but since corporations are "people" could we subject them to capital punishment?

I'm thinking to kill humanely execute a corporation: The Board is disbanded, and not allowed to join in any business ventures together, the CxOs are all fired (and fined 1/2 of their golden parachute), and the company is put into receivership/bankruptcy until such time as someone re-incorporates it with Articles of Incorporation which specifically forbid whatever it was that brought this punishment down on them (and all of the other things that had triggered this punishment in the past - No "reincarnating" for a minor offence to get out of a major one)

Swarthy

Re: Although i profoundly dislike the death penalty...

I can tell you why I almost down-voted it: Because it took an obviously flippant comment and castigated the poster for not taking their personal hobby-horse seriously enough.

I agree whole-heatedly with Mephistro on this one.

A non-Standards Soviet approved measure of weight? Sod off, BBC!

Swarthy
Headmaster

We could try to craft a word for that

There is the Moderatrix's beloved "ODFO", but that is perhaps a bit broad to use as the single word for the above sentiment.

Mayhap we could start with "LMGTFY", adding vowels and dropping contestants where necessary. It becomes "Lem-get-fy" which is perhaps a bit too heavy a word, "LEMgiffy" could work. EG: "That post was a lemgiffy; next time do some research and post facts"

Chinese hackers switch tactics for spying on Russian jet makers

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Go

Re: Look on the bright side

And they might actually work.

(Once you re-solder all of the joints, at least)

Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord

Swarthy

Re: Here are some names.

After The Doctor complaining "still not ginger" after every Regeneration, Rupert Grint would be excellent.

For $deity's sake, smile! It's Friday! Sad coders write bad code – official

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Unhappy

Re: Cause and Effect reversed

Vicious Cycle:

10 bad coding

20 goto 30

30 unhappy coders

40 goto 10

Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists

Swarthy
Trollface

Retrophrenology? Seems to work - if you can avoid the GBH charges....

Careless Licking gets a nasty infection: County stiffed by ransomware

Swarthy
Big Brother

Re: Maybe they will get serious...

Call me cynical, but I dont expect anything to happen until a Russian government agency gets infected...
And then we will never hear of the infection (or its writers) ever again....

Broadband internet in New York is so garbage, the state's suing Charter

Swarthy
Pirate

Have I heard that before?

Charter says it is already looking to address the issues cited in the filing.

So, they will promise (again) to replace the modems and upgrade their infrastructure. The real question is, will they keep those promises this time?

Swarthy
FAIL

Re: PSA: Buy your own modem and avoid their horrible one

How much did you laughed when you learned that most yanks RENT their modem.
Why? They've managed to force us to Rent the set-top boxes for cable, why would a cable modem be any different?

In fact, the sales people won't even mention that it's an option to supply your own, or ask you if you already have one - they just include it in the package. And, if you happen to ask about using one you own, you will usually get a comment about how they can't guarantee that it will work - you should just use theirs.

That's in addition to the horriffic rates we get charged for broadband. So yeah - Craptastic

Trump hits control-Z on cybersecurity order: No reason given for delay

Swarthy

"No explanation given"

Did Putin say "Bud'te dobry, Comrade, Don't make it too hard for us"?

Free smart fridges! App stores in fountains! Plus more from Canonical man

Swarthy

Seriously, WTF should you be doing with a lift that is not already done by going from floor to floor on demand. Adding all that complexity, risk and need for constant patching so you find it takes several seconds less more to reach the door when you arrive?

FTFY

Naughty sysadmins use dark magic to fix PCs for clueless users

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IT Angle

Re: The real black magic

Isn't that why it's called "re-booting" the machine?

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

Swarthy
Trollface

Re: Numbers

I think you mean Keming.

Also: Obligitory XKCD

President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

Swarthy

Re: Less than a week in the position...

If Trump were impeached, I assume his bible-banging VP, Pence, would take over.

I have a theory:

Given: After Trump is Pence. After Pence is Paul Ryan, and then Some Republican Senator(TBD), then comes the Cabinet appointees.

Given: To the "Enemies of Trump", each node in the line of succession is scarier than the previous.

Hypothesis: The line of succession is being used as a poison-pill to ensure that Trump is not assassinated or Impeached.

I'LL BE BATT: Arnie Schwarzenegger snubs gas guzzlers for electric

Swarthy

You say "Road trip" I say "Daily commute". Your use case is not everyone's use case.

Swarthy

Re: Trumponomics

No, when I use them, they are Alternative Facts; when you use them, they are Damned Lies.

After promising Donald Trump jobs will come home, IBM swings axe

Swarthy
Headmaster

Re: The republican party is FAR more fascist

If WaPo is not up to your standard, how about Dictionary.com who define it thus:

(sometimes initial capital letter) a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
(My emphasis)

CIA boss: Make America (a) great (big database of surveillance on citizens, foreigners) again!

Swarthy

Re: The Phoenix Syndrome (voting libertarian)

no third party stood a chance. This isn't because third parties can't win - the US has had changes in the bipartisan setup over it's history - but because your third party candidates were fucking lunatics.
Really?! The other two candidates were likewise fucking lunatics - that hasn't stopped one of 'em.

All right, I'll change allegorical tracks to give you a better analogy. Clinton was a Claymore mine: The damage she would have done would have been aimed, timed and controlled. there would have been minimal damage that she, and those behind her, did not want.

Trump is a large lot of home-made nitroglycerin: We don't know how, when, where, or if he'll go off. he could cost his holders their fingers, or he could cost the surrounding environs everything, or he could fail to do anything at all.

Johnson would probably have been a damp firecracker: a little pop, some smoke (All right, this is Johnson - a lot of smoke) and then obscurity.

Swarthy

Re: Is Pompeo Cardassian?

"You will be given a fair trail, and then shot at dawn!"

-Old, old, joke.

Swarthy
Flame

Re: The Phoenix Syndrome (voting libertarian)

I beg to differ. When the choice is between getting your throat slit, being beheaded, or a slap in the face.. who the hell wouldn't vote for a slap in the face?

How can I be blamed for other people voting for beheading? Because I didn't vote to have my throat slit?

People like you, Mr. Pott, who insist that "There are only the two options, and that if you don't want to be beheaded, you should have voted to have your throat slit", YOU are responsible. No those of us who voted for a slap in the face. You who convinced the weak-minded that there is no way they could get away with a face-slap, and that there only choice was a fatal one.

Large parts of the US are fed up with "The System", and had two ways to attack it this past election, by voting Johnson, or by voting Trump. By beating the drum that no 3rd party candidate stood a chance, your people pushed the disenfranchised, the angry, and weak-willed to vote for Trump.

Lord of the Dance set to deliver high kicks at Trump’s big ball

Swarthy
Facepalm

Re: Other theories are available

Yes, A Modest Proposal was satire. Now what, prey tell, do you think it was satirizing?

Swarthy
Big Brother

Re: Other theories are available

I had heard it as no so much puritanical, but rather anti-Irish. Back when London was trying to eradicate/domesticate the Irish - basically the same mindset that lead to the Irish Famine and A Modest Proposal.

Uber coughs up $20m after 'lying about how much its drivers make'

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Mushroom

Re: "slash their funding"

Enjoyable, perhaps, for those watching from the outside. But spare a thought for those stuck inside the clown show, for whom the more appropriate adjective is "interesting" - as in times.

Icon: Also, spare a thought for those who are on the outside, but within the wind-drift areas for the fallout.

Stanford boffins find 'correlation between caffeine consumption and longevity'

Swarthy

Re: Unscientific

If it's as an enema, one would not need to make the placebo taste, or possibly even smell like coffee. I know I'm not going to take a big whiff of something intended to go up a jacksie, much less sip on it.

One might be able to use roasted black beans, or perhaps lentils, to make the placebo, as green coffee beans smell a lot like lentils, or other dried legumes.

Swarthy
Angel

Re: confused

1,3,7,-trimethylxanthine

Is a drug that turns man into machine

But, it's not a steroid

By sluggers employed

But is legal, and known as caffiene

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

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Facepalm

Re: Prudishness, or business?

Fair point. Thank you for pointing it out to me. I can only claim to have been duped by repeated exposure to the incorrect. I will do better next time.

At least it wasn't a lose/loose situation.

Swarthy

Re: Prudishness, or business?

No stranger than the alliance of hard-core baptists (temperance movement) and the US citizens that owned Canadian Distilleries that lead to Prohibition.

Swarthy

Re: Japan now inaccessible from North Dakota! (Error 418)

That is the error for "I'm a teapot" - Maybe they could file an RFC for "481: I'm a crackpot"

EU wants power to fine behavioural data bad boys and the ad men aren't happy

Swarthy
Mushroom

Re: When I first went online...

When was this semi-utopian time?! The no advertising I can believe, provided you were on ArpaNet, or maybe a University computer; but porn-free? I believe the second text file sent between users was an ASCII art nude. And as long as there has been gossip, rumors, or "What I did over the weekend" there has been "fake news".

Admitedly, The Eternal September has made all of the bullshit so much more, and so much worse. I also fear for the future of the human race.

Binary star bash-up should add new light to Northern Cross in 2022

Swarthy
WTF?

Re: A new star in the sky (DAM)

I refer you to Alice's comment on The Jabberwock.

NSW bus Wi-Fi privacy, regulation: 'Move along, nothing to see here'

Swarthy
Gimp

Re: With the name: "Catch"

I would have thought that "Pitch" would have been a better name choice. Because they're "pitching", and expect the users to be "catching".

Icon: How they see the users.

Microsoft goes retro with Vista, Zune-style Windows Neon makeover

Swarthy
Trollface

Re: You're not a hipster unless you're still mourning OS/2.

I do mourn OS/2 - But I am not a hipster: I hated what was cool long before it was popular.

China to Donald Trump: Twitter diplomacy 'undesirable'

Swarthy

Re: United State's record on human rights

#undesirable

(ref: holding 22% of the world's prison population, with only 4.4% of the world population; warrant-less spying on citizenry; taxing income earned, and spent, abroad by citizens - but not for corporations, etc.)

NASA plans seven-year trip to Jupiter – can we come with you, please?

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Go

Re: Lucy?

Lucy is going to Jupiter's Trojans. Psyche is going to the large metal asteroid (named Psyche 16). Two missions, one article.

The Trojans are made of the primordial stuff of the solar system, without much in the way of changing via pummeling, heating, irradiating, etc. Lucy is hoped to give us insight on the origins of the solar system, like Lucy the Preserved gave us great insight into the origins of modern humans. Lucy the Preserved was named after the Beatles' song, if I recall.

Psyche 16 is presumed to be the exposed core of a broken planet(-oid?) that may tell us a lot about the earth's core, which we can't get to owing to geology.

Swarthy

Re: Clue is in the article

Even better if they find some crystallized carbon deposits in the Trojans.

Dotdot. Who's there? Yet another IoT app layer

Swarthy
Boffin

Re: Domain naming opportunity

Looking at the logo on the Zigbee site, it looks more like "12".

Swarthy

Re: .mkv

Now if only any embedded player ("Smart" TV, console, or "media center" STB) could play .mkvs.

Having said that, I love the standard, and have tried to find something that could store and play them onto a TV, without having to set up a dedicated PC as a media server.

NASA eyes up supermassive black holes, neutron stars

Swarthy

Re: anisotropies

I thought those were the prizes awarded for growing superb star anise.

Mattel's parenting takeover continues with Alexa-like dystopia

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Thumb Up

Re: What if they made it indoctrinate kids not to murder people

Upvoted - because Teddy told me to.

How Google.org stole the Christmas Spirit

Swarthy
Pirate

A possible solution for getting the basic supplies

Request 18-20 Chromebooks, then sell 'em on eBay and use the cash to buy paper, staples, etc.

Christmas Eve ERP migration derailed by silly spreadsheet sort

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Joke

Re: consumer-focused digital candy bar phones

"Can we call the modern thin smartphones Diam Bar phones, please?"

I have had many comments from SWMBO about her "Diam phone!" ... or something that sounded like that...

It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk

Swarthy

Re: It disappeared...

My favorite "floppy" story is when I was working at the coal face, and a customer called in, needing help installing the printer. They had bought a printer that came with a driver CD. When the inserted the CD into the drive and closed the door, they heard a loud >CRACK< - that's when they called support.