* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Fraud detection system with 93% failure rate gets IT companies sued

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Pirate

$47 million got them exactly what they wanted. A system that was so over-zealous that it discouraged people from filling for benefits; and if they did, it would wait a year, and then tell them that they owed about 3x what they could pay, and it was due last Tuesday. A few suicides a few bankruptcies, and word gets around. The UI fund went from $3.1 mil to $155 mil in 5 years. Well worth $47 mil to gain $152 million - a 3x RoI.

Smut-scamming copyright chaser 'fesses up, will do hard time

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FAIL

Re: God I love America:

The lameness is that these two were the best the parties could be arsed to would offer us. One owned (speculatively) by the Russians, who's major criteria for a Cabinet post is how much they donated to his campaign, and the other (speculatively) owned by Wall St, who's policies would have been determined by donations and "favors".

And now the US Citizenry is so busy yelling at each other over which Lizard was better (calling the other side "baby killers" and "deplorable") and no one is yelling at the jackals who set us up like this.

It's a bit like the kid who want's to stay up, so they ask Mom - she says no. They then ask Dad, adding "mommy said Yes"; Dad says "If Mommy say yes....". Kid now tells Mom that Dad said "Yes". Mom Yells at Dad for undermining her, Dad yells at Mom for yelling at him, neither noticing that while they've been arguing for 45 minutes, the kid has watched half a horror movie.

Spies do spying, part 97: Shock horror as CIA turn phones, TVs, computers into surveillance bugs

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WTF?

Re: Tinfoil Hat or Human Nature?

"The usual response was to label me a conspiracy-freak crazy and dismiss me"

Even better, those that dismissed you a few years ago, now say "You knew it all along. Why are you complaining now? Get over it!"

Watt the f... Dim smart meters caught simply making up readings

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Re: campaigners pdeudoscience

*Twitch*

Google, what the hell? Search giant wrongly said shop closed down, refused to list the truth

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Alert

Re: Guidelines fixed

It was El Reg wot won it!

BONG! Lasers crack Big Ben frequency riddle BONG! No idea what to do with this info BONG!

Swarthy

Re: I can only imagine

or BHONG! for added, erm, flavor.

Nokia 3310 'Supremo Putin' edition goes on sale in Russia

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Trollface

Re: Does it ship...

I say, I say, do you mean The Honorable[sic] Senator Beauregard Sessions?

Sounds even better if you read it in Foghorn Leghorn's voice

SHA-1 crack just got real: System Center uses it to talk to Linux

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Alert

If you are using Microsoft to manage Linux

I would think that a compromised hashing algo would be the least of your worries. The malicious SysAd who set up that Frankenstein's Chimera would be your main concern.

Netflix investor sues vid giant for 'covering up' subscriber stats stumble

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WTF?

It seems to me...

That they are suing because they couldn't use privileged information to sell their stocks before the price dropped (AKA Insider Trading).

Oooh! Can I sue my neighbor because they lock their doors, preventing me from robbing their house?

Passport and binary tree code, please: CompSci quizzes at US border just business as usual

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Trollface

Argentinian art gallery owner Juan Garcia Mosqueda

Well no wonder! His last name reads like the unholy union of mosque and Al Queida. We need to not just send him back, but follow up woith a drone-strike, just based on his name alone!

(Here's the /sarc tag for those that need it)

Swarthy

Re: Yeah

I think you mean #BB5522; else the POTUS would not be allowed back in.

US military drone goes AWOL, ends up crashing into tree 623 miles away

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Terminator

Re: El Reg commentard sees the problem, no need for a $$$BILLION review

It did. It took a sharp right turn into New Mexico, and then went north, to Colorado. So the only thing it did do correct was to make the left at Albuquerque.

Two-thirds of TV Licensing prosecutions at one London court targeted women

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Happy

Re: BBC Licence Tracers Little More Than Thieves

I love a happy ending.

Swarthy

Re: Salesmen?

"Salsemen", "inspectors", "mooks", "thugs", or "enforcers" - take your pick.

Smart meter firm EDMI asked UK for £7m to change a single component

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Happy

Re: That doesn't sound ridiculous

I would gladly sign up to do dev work for £250K for 18 months.

Google's troll-destroying AI can't cope with typos

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Terminator

Re: It's a completely useless fight

So you are saying that AI filtering is a Sisyphean task?

I don't know.. they could just team up with Microsoft and use Tay to train the filter (while allowing 4Chan to train Tay)

IBM UK: Oh, remote workers. We want to be colocated with you again

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Stand up meetings

Stand-ups do tend to go quicker; mainly because people are lazy, and want to go back to sitting down. So the usual quibbling over verbiage and violent agreements (two+ people arguing for the same point using different words) happens less often. Also that "last question" that sparks a half-hour discussion/debate doesn't get asked.

Bee boffins prove sesame-seed brain is all you need to play football (well, that explains a lot)

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Joke

Re: Coming soon

They can flop, so long as the whole colony doesn't collapse.

Too Soon?

Swarthy

Re: Generalization or missing the point

Well, given that bees have rather good color vision (except for the color red) and this has been extensively documented, I think it is safe to say that the boffins controlled for color vision in this experiment.

Also given that bees can direct other bees to a specific flower at a surprising distance, I would say that "closeness" is not a parameter that bees disregard.

LG, Huawei unwrap 'Samsung Galaxy-killers'

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Re: "Wonder why nobody's tried it before"

Copying non-selectable text?

Brit cops can keep millions of mugshots of innocent folks on file

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So without charge or, perhaps, conviction, we should hold onto the photos of "wrong 'uns"? Maybe let the ones who are innocent get thrown out. But how to tell the difference?

I suppose you trust Constable Savage enough to be able to spot said wrong 'uns, but I am not that pronoid.

Engineer who blew lid on Uber's toxic sexist culture now menaced by creepy 'smear campaign'

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Re: Eric Holder

Also the same Holder who managed to "lose" whole crates of automatic weapons, in the direction of various drug cartels, while "trying" to reduce gun violence , especially among drug cartels...

New UK laws address driverless cars insurance and liability

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Re: failed to "install software updates to the vehicle’s operating system - hmm

I see your Hanger Lane gyratory test and raise you the Swindon magic roundabout.

I was authorized to trash my employer's network, sysadmin tells court

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If he had done something plausibly deniable, like say, resigning before recovering from the crash/DDoS?

Swarthy

inn this country the wording for criminal damage is "permanently deprive". as there were still existing on-site back-ups, which he would have known about, this could be classed as "non-permanent damage" which is less likely to count as a criminal matter.
Charge him with vandalism?

Swarthy

Re: "I wish for world peace" ---- of course, we all do, but not necessary

Hanlon's Razor, or its corollary: "Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice".

EU privacy gurus peer at Windows 10, still don't like what they see

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Re: All I need is...

Hmm... I may have a reason to get a Win10 box (VM) now: I will set my username to Swarthy'); DROP TABLE *;--

And hope they never learn to sanitize their inputs.

BS Detection 101 becomes actual University subject

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Re: What to trust?

No, but there is a greatly enhanced chance of getting run over at the next zebra crossing.

Paper factory fired its sysadmin. He returned via VPN and caused $1m in damage. Now jailed

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Re: Call me old fashioned if you will but...

A wee bit of correction:

Right to work does not mean that you can be fired for any reason, it means you can be fired for no reason. If a reason is given, it must be a good one, else you can sue for wrongful termination.

It also means that you can quit for no reason. Also that you cannot be forced to join a union, nor fired for joining one.

Probe President Trump and his crappy Samsung Twitter-o-phone, demand angry congressfolk

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Trollface

Re: Why the POTUS uses an old Samsung S3 ...

and a larger phone would make his hands look tiny

US visitors must hand over Twitter, Facebook handles by law – newbie Rep starts ball rolling

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Thumb Up

Re: "It's"

At least he didn't use the word in its losest possible sense.

If he had, I might have loosed my mind.

OK, it's time to talk mass spying again: America's Section 702 powers are up for renewal

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Re: Hmmm.....

Could be, but DAM has past form.

It could be a long-running satire.

Swarthy

Re: What's wrong with the word "sheeple"?

I also tend to find that those who use "sheeple" tend to be, erm... how should I say... followers of the herd. They just want to lambaste those who follow a different herd.

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Pint

Re: 14th amendment

@Mark 85 && gerdesj

Well done chaps, this is how political discourse should be, and rarely is.

Talk of tech innovation is bullsh*t. Shut up and get the work done – says Linus Torvalds

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Joke

Re: Abbreviation Hell

Does that make me a bad person?

Yes.

Rasputin whips out large intimidating tool, penetrates uni, city, govt databases – new claim

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Facepalm

Re: they tried the stick?

Even more disturbing: most frameworks (and quite a few DB access libraries) have that functionality built in. It can be as simple as writing $cmd="SELECT * FROM table WHERE "+parameterize(whereVar);instead of $cmd="SELECT * FROM table WHERE "+whereVar;.

Magic Leap sued for sex discrimination … by woman it hired to stamp out sex discrimination

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It's a pity you posted anon.

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WTF?

Having just popped over there to see their site, I must admit, I found that video kinda' creepy.

Also, a complete lack of explanation of what they are developing. VR? AR? Next Gen Shrooms?

What we found was when you give the brain and the body what they want, suddenly the shackles are off, the rectangular boxes are tossed, and something magical happens…experiences like none you’ve ever seen.
Reading the About Us pages (above), and watching the videos one could be excused for thinking that they were developing some sort of pharmaceuticaly-enhanced IT.

Get it while it's hot: NASA's Space Poo contest winners wipe up $30k

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WTF?

Re: That infographic

I want to know more about that 1 marriage proposal.

Oracle 'systematically stiffed its salesforce' claims new sueball

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Looks like Oracle has taken their sales commission plan from Sixteen Tons.

Bruce Schneier: The US government is coming for YOUR code, techies

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Big Brother

Re: Compare and contrast

I can't find the original quote easily anymore. In this era of fake news it is very disturbing that real life can disappear.

Don't worry, your chocolate ration has been increased to 90g per day.

Cattle that fail, not pets that purr – the future of servers

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Headmaster

Re: "on-premise" !?

Servers on-premise would be servers based on a statement, surely. So cloud-based servers would be on-premise (where the premise is that they will not fall-over, and the terms of the contract will be held), where local hosting would be on-premises.

Simples.

GoDaddy CEO says US is 'tech illiterate' (so, yeah, don't shut off that cheap H-1B supply)

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Thumb Up

Re: "Have I just tripped over Poe's law?"

Ah, so it was snark. Very well, have an upvote.

Swarthy

Re: It's not about pay (@ Tom 38)

I had a huge rant written to debate your stance, and then I thought: "Have I just tripped over Poe's law?"

Please indicate your level of seriousness in regards to the above post.

Roses are red, violets are blue, fake-news-detecting AI is fake news, too

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Re: The next story will be be...

"Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."

High tides: Boffins spy on dolphins baked on poisonous piscines

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Re: I'll get my coat

"Pass the puffer to the left-hand side"....

Conviction by computer is go, confirms UK Ministry of Justice

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Re: "it works well enough"

Some of the auto-ticket agencies will have a (non-toll-free) number to call so you could dispute the ticket, after waiting on hold for half an hour or more.

Dublin court to decide EU's future relationship with Trump's America

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Unhappy

I miss Groklaw....

Australia wants to jail infosec researchers for pointing out dodgy data

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Re: Brandis

Combine both good ideas. Introduce him to a clue-by-four.

We need an icon of "a dob o' wood w' a nail thru' it"

Russia (A) bans web porn as a 'bad influence' (B) decriminalizes domestic violence – or (C) all of the above?

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Re: Makes sense

More like people watching foreign pr0n don't spend as much on domestic hookers/strippers. Notice that all of the sites that have been banned have been foreign, and there have been no moves against Russian produced pornography.

This is simple protectionism.