* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

AI vans are real – but they'll make us suck at driving, warn boffins

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Re: The future:

Have you ever ridden in a truly nasty cab? Now imagine that experience without being mitigated by the presence of another human being. The Internet has shown that people are less inhibited in their duchebaggery when there is not a person around to immediately judge them and they feel anonymous.

Much like people will spout vitriol in a forum or email (and even on social media, which has their name attached) that they would never consider saying in person, people will discard food/drinks/garbage in the floorboard of an autocab, and you will have people who take advantage of the "privacy" and leave behind traces of a more bodily type.

And after your ride is over you don't care for it. - This is actually the root of the problem; after your ride any mess in the autocab is "Somebody Else's Problem".

Dental app startup drama: Two attack websites and a lawsuit

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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. "

Two-factor FAIL: Chap gets pwned after 'AT&T falls for hacker tricks'

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that should have flagged something with AT&T

Speculation on my part: It did.

It triggered a soft-hearted reaction to a persistent sob story most likely "my phone was stolen, and I can't remember the security code because I had it written down (at home), and I am on the other side of the country for work, and I need to be available, can't you please just transfer my number to this SIM. (sob)"

As we see, it only needs to work once.

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Go

Re: Yubikey + U2F

How do you use a YubiKey on your phone which has no USB ports?

USB OTG

Just in time for summer boozing: Boffins smash world record for the most perfect ice cubes

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Pint

Re: Reminds me of...

For clear ice, (if memory serves) the trick is to freeze it slowly, like around 0 to -1 Celsius. This gives the ice crystals (hexagonal) a chance push the air out of solution, rather than trapping it in suspension.

Slow freezing is also a good way to freeze-distill (jack) wine/cider, as the crystals will also push the ethanol out of solution.

His Muskiness wheels out the Tesla Model 3

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Weird.

I realized that they had come out when I parked next to one last Friday. I did not know that there were of limited availability, or I would have paid attention to who was driving it.

Sysadmin bloodied by icicle that overheated airport data centre

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Re: Frozen winter shit.

THERE'S NO U IN TEAM

There's also no "F" in way!

Boffins with frickin' laser beams chase universe's mysterious trihydrogen

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Hmmm...

I would have thought that the formation went H2 + H+ -> H3+

Basically, you take H2, slam a loose proton (positive hydrogen ion) into it, and you've got your H3+, no need for emitted electrons.

Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!

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Headmaster

Re: "Brattitude"

Have an upvote for "Twattitude", but may I also suggest such fine terms as "Ass-hattery" or "Douchebaggery"?

The venerable Reg term cockwomble has been used to describe the alleged developer, but I feel that an even more classic Reg-ism could apply: Twatdangle

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WTF?

@Kiwi

You left off the bit where Systemd looks and acts an awful (and I do mean Awful!) lot like the Windows registry; what with binary configuration files and logs that need the program itself to read them.

So if Systemd* crashes, it writes to a binary log, which requires Systemd* to load up to read the logs - What could go wrong?

*or the bits o' windows that read/handle the Registry

Samsung stalls Bixby launch because it am English not so good

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Joke

Re: Point?

May I suggest the kids just copy us Scousers and save up all the "likes" and just put one at the end of every sentence instead.

I thought you just ended every sentence with "innit", innit?

New work: Algorithms to give self-driving cars 'impulsive' human 'ethics'

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Re: Save the women and children first!

@Steve Knox: "because doing nothing when you have the capability to do something is a choice in and of itself"

Ah, but doing nothing, legging it out of the situation, and denying you were ever there can be the same as not being there (for legal purposes). But if you switch the points (especially if you leave finger prints/evidence) then you were there, and may face legal consequences for your choice.

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Mushroom

Re: Do as I say, not as I do.

@Terry 6:

Yeah... thanks for that.

Swarthy

Re: Oh what a Gay Day...

And you know the petitioner would have disapproved of that as well.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

--H.L. Mencken

One thought equivalent to less than a single proton in mass

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Re: "why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

"They've gone stark raven mad!"

America's net neutrality rage hits academia

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Mushroom

Re: Welcome to the new Trumpistan!

In addition to NateGee's post, I firmly believe that Trump is not the problem with the US. Rather his Presidency is a symptom of the problem(s) with the US. The partisan bickering of the public wherein both sides display only knee-jerk opposition to any position taken by the other. Combine that with continuous growth in the powers of the State and Corporations, to the continuing detriment of the middle class (no matter who's in charge) and the people are getting angrier and angrier. Unfortunately the general population of the US has been duped into believing that <other political affiliation> is the enemy, when in fact both parties have been ruining things. I mean, he got elected because he painted himself as opposition to big government and corporations, and enough people were desperate enough to believe him; and some of them still do, that's how bad it is.

In short, removing said arsehole from office will accomplish nothing - We're All Screwed, anyway.

Sailor Moon? More like sail to the Moon: Japan vows to set foot on lunar soil by 2030

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Re: How are they planning to get there?

...neither does the US...

Talk about cutting-edge technology! Boffins fire world's sharpest laser

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Paris Hilton

@ Doctor Syntax

Actually, you just touched on my thought upon reading this, does the linewidth have an effect on beam spread?

I would imagine that constraining the the frequencies would increase coherence, which would limit the spread; this is reinforced by the use of the adjective "sharp".

In touching tribute to Samsung Note 7, fidget spinners burst in flames

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Headmaster

Therapeutic vs fad craze

"Fortunate enough to be unaware" can have a few meanings. If you are fortunate that your loved ones don't require the therapeutic devices, then you may not be aware; once it hit the fad stage then you are fortunate if you don't have kids flicking, spinning, dropping, etc. the toy all around you.

Nothing with Bluetooth speakers is therapeutic.

Don't panic, but Linux's Systemd can be pwned via an evil DNS query

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Alert

Re: Hang on, all y'all ...

@rtfazeberdee

You are Lennart Poettering, and I claim my £5.

Toshiba sues WDC for a cool billion bucks

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DUP to USD1,000,000,000

According to the highest authority 1 BEEELLION US dollars is about 0.773DUP.

Mozilla dev and Curl inventor Daniel Stenberg denied travel to USA

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Re: Missed Opportunity

Ireland seems to be going that way....

Koh-no! Silicon Lucy blocks Qualcomm from wriggling out of FTC's chip monopoly trial

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Coat

SEP = Standard Essential Patent

Maybe I should take the rest of the day off. --->

It took me a bit (I won't say how long a bit) trying to read it as "Somebody Else's Problem"

Researchers blind autonomous cars by tricking LIDAR

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Boffin

Re: Er ?

From TFA: "the braking distance is the distance required solely for braking". 55m is the "standard" distance to decelerate from 60mph to 0mph. It does not account for reaction times; the 55m is after the time seeing, processing, and reacting.

US engineer in the clink for wrecking ex-bosses' smart meter radio masts with Pink Floyd lyrics

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Semi-relevent Heinlein quote:

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss."

Researchers solve screen glare nightmare with 'moth-eye' antireflective film

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Is it sturdy enough

For the rear windscreen? I would love to see some AR coating on those, the reflections from them can be blinding.

Ex-NASA bod on Gwyneth Paltrow site's 'healing' stickers: 'Wow. What a load of BS'

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Re: graphite?

It may be pointless after shipping, but I am certain that for a few hundred quid extra, a precision rotating ...

Screw it, I'm not that good at this (which explains why I still have to work for a living). He'll see you a pencil sharpener dressed up w/ fancy words and charge £x00 for it. Maybe £x000 for an electrical one with extra woo an' fancy words.

Doormat junk: Takeaway menus, Farmfoods flyer, NHS data-sharing letter... wait, what?

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Facepalm

Re: "With your consent"

Won't all that additional exercise be good for your diabetes?
Ah, but the frustration would require a doubling of the Migraine Med dosage.

Google, Mozilla both say they sped up the web today. One by blocking ads. One with ads

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Re: Hmm

@Ken Hagan

I really didn't want to upvote your post. The last thing we need is more advertisements. On the other hand, better methods of delivering them might make them suck less. On the gripping hand, a more efficient delivery system, with the concomitant reduction in suckage, would just encourage them to put in more ads until the suckage broke even (or had an overall increase).

Ego stroking, effusive praise and promise of billions: White House tech meeting in full

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Re: But, but...

Well, So far most of Trumps activities seem directed at undoing everything Obama did, so I'm guessing the latter.

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Gimp

Re: Sorry, citizens are not customers

Yeah, that line gave me a cold, sinking feeling in my gut as well. When I read Cook mention "Citizens as Customers", my mind could not decide whether he meant "consumers", "cattle", or "chattels".

US is Number One! In sales register hacking attacks, at least

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Sign vs. PIN

I believe the signing vs. PIN is down to US credit regulations and fraud laws, I don't believe I've ever seen a PIN-enabled credit transaction.

I do know* that using someone else's credit card is not fraudulent, if you sign your own name; only if you forge their signature does it become credit card fraud.

*From personal experience with a "friend" having stolen an actual, physical card from me and using it. The nice policeman explained which of the transactions were fraud and could be prosecuted** and which ones were not.

**Not that the ever were, mind you, but they could have been. - Not that I'm bitter or anything.

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Chip & PIN vs Chip & Sign vs Swipe & <whatever>

What's actually really interesting is in the current transition from swipe to chip, is noting the priorities. I have been at several retailers who have chip-enabled terminals, but you have to swipe for debit. The credit cards use the (slightly) more secure Chip & Sign, but debit cards use the less secure swipe & PIN.

My guess is that the bank/merchant is on the hook for fraudulent credit purchases, but the customer is on the hook for debit. I can't think that the savings of keeping swipe for one would justify the cost of having two authentication systems, and it can't be regulatory, because some retailers use Chip & <x> for both; so I am forced to assume that there is some revenue generating cost saving mechanic in allowing customer-borne fraud.

Hotheaded Brussels civil servants issued with cool warning: Leak

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Flame

Re: Is it hot in Arizona?

Worst I ever sat through was ~46C with probably 70-80% humidity. I remember one day commenting that it was going to be beautiful, because at 10 AM it was "only 110[F], it's usually 115 by now!"

You wait ages for a sun, then two come along at once: All stars have twins, say astroboffins

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Boffin

Re: Twin Earth ?

I would also point out that various probes have not noticed any planet at the L3 Lagrange point, and that L3 is unstable on the order of 150 years (IE something "resting" at L3 would only stay there for ~150 years).

You'll soon be buying bulgur wheat salad* from Amazon, after it swallowed Whole Foods

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Re: 18 for ramen and sprite

Oops. I had read that as Ramen and Spite. Which is what I lived on for the majority of my early 20s.

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Re: @jake -- Horrible store

Like TJ's, but without some of the more awesome selections and a lot more expensive (unless, I guess, you follow jake's example and just get the bulk-bin stuff).

Even more annoying than the prices @ Whole Paycheck is the clientele (and staff). I had never heard "Namaste" sound so much like "you fucking peasant!".

Science megablast: Comets may have brought xenon to Earth

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Re: Comets? Why bloody comets?

Katamari Damacy ?

Amazon granted patent to put parachutes inside shipping labels

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Re: The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Numbers 14: ("Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?") and 32 (Anything is amphibious if you can get it back out of the water) also seem to apply here.

Retirement age must move as life expectancy grows, says WEF

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Re: Earth to the WEF ...

"That's the price you pay for not actually buying your house when you can afford it"
Assuming:

1) That you ever could afford to buy a house. I could, and did, but some never can; even without spending on booze and avocados.

2) That the money you need to "keep a roof" is rent/mortgage. Even if the house was bought and paid off, you may still need a significant chunk o' change for: maintenance, property tax, repairs (weather/catastrophe/vandalism/accidental damages), and/or insurance.

Microsoft founder Paul Allen reveals world's biggest-ever plane

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Re: Advantages?

Also, by locating the large hunk of temporary mass (satellite + rocket) at the Center of Mass for the plane, the CoM doesn't change (and with it flight characteristics, like not flying in circles) when the payload gets launched.

If one were launching 2 satellites at a time, a single fuselage would be preferred, as the gobs o' mass could be balanced on either side of the CoM. Bu that would take a much larger plane.

NASA Sun probe named for solar wind boffin Eugene Parker

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Re: Oh man, they missed out!

With a carbon composite heat-shield, it probably will be black. --at least it will be after getting scorched by the thermosphere of the sun.

NASA boffins find an explanation for Saturn's wonky moon

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Re: Side note (@ Pirate Dave)

Ramen.

Tech firms send Congress checklist of surveillance reforms

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Black Helicopters

Re: They're Not Wrong

I trust the government more than I trust these companies because there's the law that should prevent them from abusing my data.
Should being the operative word. I think the gist of this article (and the complaints in Congress) is that the law is being "interpreted" in such a way that the security services are not being prevented from abusing data.

Scenarios like the TLAs sucking up everything because "It's not collection until it's looked at" then the FBI scans the data without a warrant because "It's not new data" are what are worrying people.

The data companies are more trustworthy, in that you can trust them to do whatever they can to make a buck; the TLAs are less trustworthy because we don't know their motivations.

'President Zuck' fundraiser opens for business

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WTF?

Re: Fundraising, WTF?

That implies that Zuck has a soul to keep.....

Attempt at building kinder, gentler Reddit downvoted off the Web

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Childcatcher

Re: How do you pronounce this?

Mairzy Doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey...

So the site should have been pronounced "lamzy"

IT firms guilty of blasting customers with soul-numbing canned music

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Flame

Re: @Halfmad -- I don't mind beeps, I don't mind music.

Even more annoying than the volume difference is the variable split-second gap between the music and the "Your call is important" that makes you think they've just answered. The really Evil bastards will stop the music, ring, pause.. and "Your call is important", and go back to the music.

'Tabby's Star' intrigues astro-boffins with brief 'dimming event'

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Re: No infrared excess

My guess is that there was a planet in an unstable orbit that went inside of it's Roche limit and is breaking/has broken up. Iron-rich parts of the planet are falling into the sun and, iron being an energy-suck for any nuclear reaction, are slowing the star's fission, causing a dip in emissions. The dip lasts until the iron is fissioned or accelerated and ejected.

PayPal peed off about Pandora's 'P' being mistaken for its 'PP'

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Re: Tingleize it!

Your attempt at Tingelization is a bit light in the saurian Sodomy department. But it is better than I could do.

Vegemite tries to hijack Qantas name-our-planes competition

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Re: How about....................

I don't see that you'd have to choose the name, that would only apply to one, when now it's Qantas-Interruptus.