Re: I wish Pratchett was still around -
I'd love to see an OOKlet with a realdragon 888 octarine core chip running Linux small gods edition.
That might not be too hard to arrange (If one has maybe a few million to fund development/production). I think this could be a Kickstarter!
First, you fork/Theme a MIPS-capable Linux distro as Small Gods Edition
Then you team up with Imagination Technologies to create a custom processing core that includes one(1) each M, I, and P class core bodged into one super-core, along with power management silicon, call it 111 Octrine.
Continue work with IT (or find another Foundry) to build a 8 Octrine super-core SoC called the realdragon. (8x111 octrine=888 octrine)
Slap the realdragon SoC and assorted gubbins into a medium-large tablet, load your Small Gods Linux on there, and call it an OOOKlet.
But be sure to never use the M-word around it, if you do, even bananas won't save you.