* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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CIOs aren't loving SAP's HANA. Yep, somebody's afraid of commitment

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The old saying..

You don't configure SAP to fit your business, you configure your business to fit SAP is still true then????

All eyes on the jailbroken as iOS, Mac OS X threat level ratchets up

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So...

A report on a problem issued by a company that wants to Sell stuff to defend against that problem?

Who'd a thought it eh?

does anyone really use their crap software anymore? Be honest now!

Microsoft pitches lobotomized Cortana for iOS, Android handsets

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Re: Pointless

You obviously didn't see his handle 'A_Yank_lurker'. They are indeed from the USofA then it is no surprise that they are wary. Conspiracy Theories are rife.

I worked over there for a couple of years. My Boss (a Harvard Grad) said that the US Moon Landings never took place. It was all filmed in a USAF Base in the Nevada Desert. An otherwise intellegent man but...

Elvis is still Alive

JFK was murdered by the CIA

etc

etc

The place has more than the average number of nutjobs (IMHO). Just look at Trump.

So be kind on them eh?

Speaking in Tech: Look out Isis/Isil/IS/Daesh, Hillary could unleash Silicon Valley

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Re: Send the VCs & hipsters over

Nah, just send the 'Rug'[1] to deal with them.

He'll go in all guns blazing which seems to be SOP for the US Military.

[1] Donald 'ban them muslims' Trump.

National Crime Agency: Your kid could be a nasty interwebs hacker

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Re: Signs for Parents

counting in Hex? Nah, Octal is where it is at.

Boffins teach cars to listen for the sound of a wet road

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Or...

End up in a ditch facing the way you came

Thankfully said ditch was not filled with water unlike a cousin of mine who put his XR3i into a fenland drain near Ramsey. He had an early bath.

Microsoft leaks Xboxlive SSL server cert

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Boffin

Nothing to see here ,please move along quietly

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HPE's private London drinking club: Name that boozer

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How about...

The Abandon Hope ( all who dare to enter the HPE world)

Google says its quantum computer is 100 million times faster than PC

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Annealing???

There I was thinking that 'annealing' meant the process of making metal softer so that it could be worked.

I do that to copper when making Model Steam Engine Boilers.

Oh well, that's my useless facoid of the day taken care of.

Kill Flash Now: 78 bugs patched in latest update

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Re: Sigh...

Sadly no. Far too many sites demand to use Flash.

Come on Beeb, make good your promise and move to HTML5. consign Flash to history.... Please.

Microsoft drops internal PowerShell tests on GitHub

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Re: So would it be possible?

No I'm not suggesting that opening the code makes it insecure.

What I was asking was,

Does the availability of the TEST suite possibly make the product being tested less secure.

If you can see in detail how something is tested then it is possibly easier to break the thing.

Consider the VW Emissions scandal. The test spec is commonly available so VW were able to detect that the vehicle was being tested and ... well you know the rest.

If it can be done for cars then can it be done for a tool like Powershell? (or any tool for that matter)

I think you owe me a fiver...

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So would it be possible?

For the bad guys can work out how to bork powershell from these tests?

Just wondering....

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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Re: "people that really understand what's happening."

The same can be said for just about each and every politician. Total waste of space on this planet.

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OTOH...

Every time he opens his gob the more likely it becomes that Hillary (where's that email) C will become president.

That might scare some GOP voters into ditching Trump

Mind you with a Republican majority in both houses the President is limited in what they can do.

James Clapper has found another reason why he lied about NSA spying

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Re: Why no change?

Perhaps Mr Clapper has {cough cough} enough dirt on all the congress critters to stop them going after him. If they did then how would getting a dose of 'The Clap' look on their CV's eh?

sorry, could not resist it.

Russian "Pawn Storm" expands, rains hell on NATO, air-gapped PCs

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so no computer system is safe then?

If it runs windows, java or flash and has USB connectivity...

Suddenly those mainframes running CICS seem rather more attractive. There has to be a downside somewhere?

Obama calls out encryption in terror strategy speech

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Hmmm?

I asked an Imam about this. His words were something like

"There are many places in the Holy Book where if things are taken out of context they can be made to say just about anything you want."

He went on to say,

"I teach my students that we have to live together and respect each other's differences. In Islam our biggest problem is not with other religions but is with the different sects within the faith."

Mozilla bins 'Tiles' ads plan in Firefox

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Nice to see that Tiles are not the answer

to life, the universe and everything.

I wonder if other fans of tiled interfaces will take note?

Nah, all I hear is tumbleweed blowing in the wind.

Codeship loads up on cash, sets sail for enterprise land

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DevOps, Big Data, Flash storage

The next big thing and lots of startup getting lots of $$$$ to do what exactly?

I forgot, the sole aim of these little startups is to persuade a muh, much bigger comoany to buy their ideas very few of them actually ship anything) and make the founders millionaires many times over.

Those of us who have been around the block a bit can remember the .Dom bubble. This sounds awfully like rinse and repeat and fail misterable again.

Alert after Intel Skylake chips, mobo sockets 'warp under coolers'

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Re: Are people really still using huge heat pipe CPU cooler towers instead of water cooling?

Not to mention the noise. I've tried a few liquid cooling systems and they are really noisy when compared to the likes of a 25dBa cooler with two large slow moving fans. Barely audible,

Senate asks DHS: you don't negotiate with terrorists, but do you pay off ransomware?

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Re: NSA help?

The NSA is a big black hole that sucks up the worlds data. Sorta like Sharepoint. What goes in never comes out (in any recognisable form)

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Re: Obvious question

At least the Republicans will acheive their dream of reducing the size of the Federal Gubbermint

Lenov-lol, a load of Tosh, and what the Dell? More bad holes found in PC makers' bloatware

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Re: Buy a mac

And expose yourself to a whole different set of problems.

At least you can decide to ignore updates with OSX, just like Windows 7.

And.... you can download a copy of the OS and create installation media which, I something that seems to be a diminishing feature in the windows world.

And no license keys!!!! and phone home authentication.

But...

1) Mac's are horrendiously expensive (Apparently)

2) Apple is doomed

So you decide...

Rounded corners on Android phones cost Samsung $548m: It will pay up to Apple after all

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Err.....

Ok Apple here is a serious amount of dosh but bonk bank it because we think we will get a judge somewhere to order you to pay us this back and more besides.

Sometimes a company/person should just pay up and put it all behind them and move onto other battles.

On the other hand, Apple is carrying on to the USSC

Get the popcorn this has a long way to run yet.

Manchester 'wins' £10m to test talking bus stops

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There are plenty of worse places to work

Perhaps 'Fallbarrow' you might like to reveal where you live/work then we can avoid it like the plague

No, I don't come from Manchester. I am a stinking southerner but I do know that you are wrong about the city.

Beardy Branson bangs birds on Boeing

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Re: not sure that follows

Have you forgotten the 747 that used to carry the Space Shuttle on its back?

Now theres a lot of really screwed up aerodynamics. Not a piddly thing slung inder the wing. After all, it has two much larger things already slung under each of the wings. i.e. the Engines.

Catering for standoff weaponry is SOP for military Autopilots. Not that difficult to even cater for one 500lb bomb being released when two should have gone.

If it still works six months from now, count yourself lucky

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Coffee/keyboard

Shame on you Mr Dabbs

All my PCs, on the other hand, broke down at some point and ended up as landfill– except for their hard disk platters, which I use as coffee mug coasters at home.

not heared of recycling then?

My local one just took a Sun E450 (bought off Ebay circa 2007) without a problem. There were several cardboard boxes of assorted junk accepted as well.

I'll be donating a large box of assorted SCSI cables including terminators before Crimble.

don't put the IT rubbish inot landfill please!

Microsoft encrypts explanation of borked Windows 10 encryption

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Re: Silly Peeps

Don't be silly. They have the master keys to your encryption.

Well that my impression until they come out and make a public statement along the lines that Apple has done w.r.t iPhone data encryption.

But... even if they did just that how many here would believe them eh?

Google in 24-hour cloud brownout

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First we had Office 365 cloud problems not this

All we need now is big AWS outage and what price cloud provider shares then eh?

And yet IT departments all over the place are rushing headlong into Cloud deployments of critical systems with more of a wing and a prayer than a sound business reason.

How long will these businesses last if their cloud provider goes off line for days at a time?

What price their business continuity insurance then? (What? They don't have BC Insurance?)

Free HTTPS certs for all – Let's Encrypt opens doors to world+dog

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Trollface

the HTTPS Patent Troll...

Do you honestly think thst they are going to come after every individual who runs a two bit website from their Bedroom? (errr like me)

I hardly think that we, the great unwashed are high on their target list.

Booming Ballmer bellows 'bulls**t' over Microsoft's cloud revenue run rate

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Perhaps????

Now that the biggest shareholder has said 'Errrrr WTF are you doing' (or words to that effect) will the current MS Management even listen let alone do anything about it?

Somehow I doubt it. Which is a shame really.

SatNad seems to be determined to become a footgun expert surpassing his predecessor (Kin, Zune etc)

Facebook to Belgian data cops: Block all the cookies across the web, then!

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Thumb Down

so...

The absence of a tracking cookie is a security threat?

Do FB think that we were born yesterday?

Windows 10 market share growth rate flattens again

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Big Brother

coming soon...

another Research report that will say that W10 is gonna take over the world by 2016 or 2017 or ....

and that W10 Mobile will be the only mobile OS by 2018.

At some point MS might get the message that this is not the OS we the users want.

Quite when that will be is anybody's guess.

Mozilla: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Thunderbirds are – gone

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Re: Somebody's already taken the reigns

You ask...

What makes FF so special to Mozilla that TB is seen as a poor relation to be shut away like this?

simple really.

Mozilla has new masters that will increasingly call the tune since it broke its ties to Google last year

http://www.cnet.com/news/firefox-maker-mozilla-we-dont-need-googles-money-anymore/

Perhaps one of them has a vested interest so the TB devs are being pink slipped and had better be on the """"Lookout"""" for a new job. (Hint,Hint)

For me, TB is not Outlook. That is all I need to know. It runs on the three platforms that I use. Like most people I probably only use 10% of its features but it does the job I want it to.

Mobile bank upstart Tandem scores regulatory thumbs-up

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Coat

Showing your age?

Nah, you probably just got off the 'Non-Stop'...

ok, I'm outa here

Sued for using HTTPS: Big brands told to cough up in crypto patent fight

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Re: @asdf

Slightly modify that statement

Kill all the lawyers who are politicians, (then all the lawyers)

That might prevent a few from thinking that Hardard Law, Law Firm, Partner with corner office, Politician, President/Govenor

is their ONLY career path.

UK.gov pooh-poohs Virgin Media's whinge to Brussels over beefy broadband pot

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Mushroom

Re: it is no longer necessary in today’s investment-rich market

Ah VM. I get those flyers on a regular basis. Like every two weeks.

There has to be some way to get them to stop.

I've end collected months of the things and sent them back to their return address with no stamp on so they'd have to pay.

They really are the scum of the earth.

See Icon for what I'd like to do to them.

Microsoft whips out PowerApps – now your Pointy Haired Boss can write software, too!

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Microsoft's belated version of...

The Last One

I rest my case, I thank you...

Coat needed for all the chill winds blowing towards us software developers.

Time to look for a new job then?

The PHB's will love this.

Connected smart cars are easily trackable, warns infosec bod

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Big Brother

Well doh!

Isn't that the idea then?

BB is watching you.

Now's there's a nice an compliant citizen.... Have a sweetie.

Amazon's new drones powered by Jeremy Clarkson's sarcasm

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Black Helicopters

Re: That's a big drone

Remember those grainy B&W pictures of waves of WW2 German Bombers heading for Blighty?

Will people put up with this again?

Is there are real need for this? Or is is just for lazy americans who can't be bovvered to walk from one end of a Mall to another so they drive their mega sized SUV/Pickup around to the other end?

Finally what happens when two of these things collide in mid air and drops themselves and their load on a crowd of people? I really can't think that these are gonna work long term.

Microsoft takes PUPs behind the shed with gun in hand

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Re: So When is Oracle Removed

Perhapy the poster is slighlty cynical of these seeminglty endless 'Best Intentions' things that come out of Redmond.

yopu must know the sort of thing

- Seems like a good idea on paper but in practice... err sorry, we goofed.

Who will control what programs are on the 'nuke' list? If is is only MS then who will stop them from accidentally putting a competitors product on the list eh?

Remember, to err is human, it takes a computer to really fuck things up.

Lets see what happens in reality eh?

If that make me one of his 'sheeple' friends then fine. I would not like to have to come back and say 'we told you so...' in a few months time.

Research: Microsoft the fastest growing maker of tablet OSs ... by 2019

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Re: 5 years is a long time

Customer Confidence in that everythnig you do on an MS Tablet will be slurped and sent to the Motherships in Redmond and Virginia/Cheltenham.

I see businesses really jumping on that bandwagon.

Don't forget the Advertising that MS will make sure that you don't miss out on at all times.

Cynical? Moi?

Come on MS do the decent thing and stop all this tracking/data slurping. Then you might have a chance to get a decent market share.

German ex-pat jailed for smearing own pat all over Cork apartment

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Coat

Brings a new meaning to the word

Crapple

Coat, Friday, time for the pub.

Rooting and modding a Windows Phone is now child's play

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Perhaps????

MS has quietly conceeded that allowing this sort of access is the only way they are going to get a half decent market share?

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

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Pint

Lager related tasks?

Sigh. This is an insult to us ale drinking IT people.

for me, Lager is only drunk when there is nowt else and that includes water.

I'll be having some T.E.A. tonight as usual. for those non lager drinkers amongst us, have a virual one on me.

Lights, power, action! Smartplugs with a twist

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Re: sigh

IoT

As is said in a thread yesterday stands for

Idiots or Twats

Can decide which (or both).

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WTF?

Quote

Butters both sides of both slices of bread.

Places them in said toastie machine without it going everywhere (I doubt even a cyberdyne hal 5 could do that, it's not cooking it's an art form)

You toast already buttered bread? It is a wonder that the metling fat has not already burnt down your house.

There was a bit on the radio in the last week where a woman did just that and had t ocall the fire brigade out..

A see icon moment if you ask me.

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Boffin

Re: Take a look at Domoticz

The downvote was probably bcause the poster mentioned B&Q and MQTT in the same post.

Enterprise vendors get into the swing of Black Friday sales

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WTF?

some discounts are not what you might hope for

One site (very large on-line store) I visited yesterday was promoting a 'Black Friday' deal for a top end laptop.

The price (well over £1k) was reduced by massive £0.55p

see Icon for my reaction.

My wallet is remaining firmly closed today. Nah Bumbug!

Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10

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Re: Can't find it?

Dear User,

You seem to forget that you no longer OWN your computer. You relinqished ownership when you installed W10. Part of the license you accepted (in 3pt white on white on page 9999) gave title of your Computer to Microsoft plc.

We are sorry but preferences don't count any more when they interfer with our stated data collection priorities.

Yours (smugly)

Microsoft