Welcome to the wonderful otder of Luddites
too much technology today is too hard to use. Whatever happened to 'Easy of Use'? Back in the day, our functional spec template had a whole chapter devoted to it.
For thos us us with BIG hands and/or are lefthanded lots of things just don't work for us or at best, rather a faff. So called shortcuts are soon ignored as we follow a path that works for us. Often this is to much amusement and hilarity of those watching us. They are the smug gits who are (usually) not cack handed and have normal sized hands/fingers.
As to the phone in the pocket issue and possible castration... (the mind boggles)
1) Don't use a super sized phone (yes I know this is awkward if you have huge fingers)
or
2) Wear trousers that are not skin tight. most of us are not skinny things. Like men in leather trousers, unless you don't have an ounce of extra weight, you look an idiot, a fashion mistake.
Then there is this quote
utter bollocks will always make its way onto the Internet. It is the way of things.
And to this site on the odd ocassion perhaps?
Have pint on me this weekend.
The opinions expressed in this post are probably politically incorrect, I can almost hear the PC Police preparing to cart me away. At least that will give me something to do this weekend...