* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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Microsoft: You liked Windows 10 so much, you'll get 2 more in 2017

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Re: Ample is as good as a feast

I was thinking more of taking them to Badwater, Death Valley and leaving them alone in the middle of the salt pan with no water and no hat or shoes.

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do you enjoy

Flogging youself with a dead horse?

Mint with a Windows 10 skin. Shudder. The word I'm looking for is Masocist. Yep that is it.

Oh well, at least it is not 'Genuine Windows' underneath.

Render crashing PCs back to their component silicon: They deserve it

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Windows getting its own back on you?

eh Mr Dabbs?

Well, using Orifice is IMHO just asking to be shafted where it really hurts.

Time to wean the Mrs onto A Penguin or Fruity system?

you know, just to keep the marriage alive if you know what I mean - nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Quip away, but Microsoft Excel 365's REST APIs win the day

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Can the downvoters please

explain why they downvoted a very simple and straightforward post?

Perhaps they have been infected by the zika-cloud virus and are scared of going anywhere outside their little cloud bubble?

I really don't know but the thought of trusting MS with their new T's & C's with anything is just wierd.

given them all your contacts yet? Have those contacts been send spam advertising? go on, I'm sure we'd like to know.

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Wonderous story

should be filed away by every support person. Then it can be wheled out to shouw the beancounters and the PHB's why you need that new bit of kit as a backup to the old 'new server'.

Just wondering... Does the company that Earl tried to do this work for still exist?

Microsoft extends bug bounty to cover Edge remote code exec

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Re: Pay is still way too cheap to do Microsoft's job for them

and in other news we see Apple doing just that.

I think your thoughts about MS being cheapskates is not far from the truth.

Samsung Electronics reportedly ponders buying Fiat parts

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Just because????

Apple is (cough cough) supposed to be

1) making an electric car

2) rumoured to be talking to Fiat-Chrysler about a JV

Just wondering you know...

BlackBerry DTEK 50: How badly do you want a secure Android?

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Re: Fingerprint Snesor ? WTF!!!!

Well if you have something to hide, don't go to the USA the the USSC ruling will not apply now will it.

Oh Wait! The UK Plod can send you to pokey for not unlocking your phone regardless of the device's capability to use fingerprints

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Re: Fingerprint Snesor ? WTF!!!!

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NOBODY with a working pair of braincells (or more) wants a fingerprint censor! If the image of your fingerprint gets 0wned, you are fucked

So what about all those millions of iPhones with fingerprint sensors then?

Perhaps your comment should be

NOBODY with a working pair of braincells (or more) wants a fingerprint censor unless it has a hardware vaults to store them in(like the iPhone) If the image of your fingerprint gets 0wned, you are fucked

I see this as a general problem for Android phones.

And now we are getting iris scanners... Just as bad then?

VMworld 2016: What happens in Vegas ... could be just a desert trip

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A trip to the Desert

is IMHO a darn sight more interesting than Vegas itself.

Some of the landscapes in the Nevada Desert (Area 51 excluded naturally) are absoultely stunning.

Just gotta keep an eye out for those pesky traffic cops when going from Vegas to Ely.

Got a genius enterprise tech idea? Tell the world about it

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Why?

Why would I do this and NOT already have the idea already going through a Patent Application?

Remember in the USofA, it is first to file. So I stand up and tell the world about my idea and bang some sharp SOB gets their patent application in before me. Naturally, I don't have the million(or two) USD it would take to fight them in the courts esp if they get the venue moved to that well known rump of Texas.

30 years ago I would not have thought twice about telling the world but now? Not a chance.

Sign of the times.

Don't want to vote for Clinton or Trump? How about this woman who says Wi-Fi melts kids' brains?

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Re: Now That Bernie is Out....

Good luck getting Congress to stop DT after he has the inevitable Dr Strangelove moment.

Personally, DT is a total liability and should never be elected to anying including dog catcher.

It looks like it could actually be the year of 'None of the Above'.

Microsoft takes five months to replace broken patch

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Re: This is why Windows is no longer viable.

good luck with that class action in the USA. The EULA that you agreed to (you did read it all didn't you) specifically prohibits you from filing suit against MS for any losses caused by their software.

Go on, read the US EULA and then speak to a lawyer.

Apple gets judge to hit ctrl-alt-delete on $625m FaceTime patent troll

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Act 2

Please take your seats now.

This is actually surprising given the location of the case namely, East Texas, home to the patent troll industry.

Windows 10 Anniversary Update: This design needs a dictator

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Re: Au

Pb perhaps? sinking like a Lead Baloon (please)

Chinese Android smartphone firm: It packs a dedicated crypto chip

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Re: Am I the only one

Yes

Next Question?

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What does this mean?

It simply means that all your data gets encrypted and sent to the Chinese government spooks rather than to Alphabet (or maybe both)

300 million pelicans? Pah. What 6 billion plastic bags really weigh

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Re: Niche scenario - but annoying regardless

Strange that the paper that includes paper store bags that I put into the trench for my runner beans degrades very nicely thank you very much. Well, by the time I dig the ground over in the Autumn, there is no paper left to see.

Perhaps you were thinking of those fashion stores that use paper bags covered in some form of plastic?

MSFT hikes training prices

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Re: So, let's add it all up then.

Add these to the list.

- An EULA that says that you can't sue then for anything no matter if it was caused by their perpetual beta software

- The 'mommy knows best' attitude they have towards their curtomers

123-Reg goes TITSUP – again

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Re: Look on the bright side

don't speak too soon.

Be careful what you wish for

etc

etc

Windows 10: Happy with Anniversary Update?

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no spying?

2) No spying

Unless you use a search engine or access the internet

What do you call all that Telemetary that MS sends back to the mothership then? Yes you have to be connected to the internet but using the host file does not stop it.

Plus you can't turn it off so that SPYING in my book.

Please carry on living in your MS Idil.

The rest of us will get on with life in the real world.

Tablet sales remain bitter, but Nougat tipped to sweeten the market

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Re: Business oriented Android tablets

but

but

but

Aren't businesses supposed to be putting everything into the (sigh) Cloud?

Won't that negate the need for 'specialised apps' to run directly on the device?

Isn't eveything supposed to be used via your browser?

Or have the travelling snake-oil vendors been playing the shell game again?

You think Donald Trump is insecure? Check out his online store

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Re: You realise this makes you a terrorist, Reg

If by some chance he gets elected, the only wall he'll build will be the one around the White House.

Gotta keep the CIC Safe haven't they?

After yet another foopah (about the dead Muslim Captain) IMHO, no Serving or Former member of the US Military should vote for him. All he cares about is how much money being President can make him.

RM to resell Apple, Lenovo, HP, Dell to YOUR children

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Does RM now stand for

Redundant Merchandising?

There are some less flattering uses of RM I could post but won't. You can use your imagination.

I had hoped that these dinosaurs would have died out by now but apparently they have not.

EE roaming outage hits Brits basking abroad

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The real problem is that

Someone forgot to put 10p in the meter.

Well, either that or BT forgot to pay the roaming bills. You know those things that come in envelopes with URGENT in Red ink.

Smartphone sales stall at ~3.5 million per day

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Don't forget the give away offers

from at least one carrier in the USA. sign up for a Galaxy 7 on contract and get a free tablet.

I would imagine that lured a good few punters into the world of Android. One eager salesdroid tried to tempt me with one in a Mall in Portland, Or back in June. To his credit, he gave up when I told him how much (i.e. little) I was paying on my UK rolling one month contract with 3 that gave me free roaming in the USA.

Then there is the decline and inevitable death of Microsoft Phones as well a Blackberry.

Shame about these really because we need more choice of systems. IMHO, it won't be long before it will just be a choice between the Apple Walled garden or the Google/Chinese Gov data slurp on Android.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Telcos try to kill net neutrality

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Re: quite ominous results eventually

Exactly my thoughts.

Then all your internet HTTP/HTTPS traffic will be injected with Adverts by the ISP. These will subvert and replace the Ads that currently appear on the website UNLESS the operators of the websites PAY the ISP to block the Ads they will inject.

Who pays the piper the most wins.

Then the ISP will notice that you are using an Ad-blocker. That will lose them revenue so they will add a fee 'Ad-blocker permission' to every bill. $9.99/month seems to be the going rate for just about everything in the US at the moment. They'll to the same to let you use a VPN, FTP etc etc

There are some sites in the USA that are already impossible to use because of the overpowering adverts. This will only get worse.

Avoiding Liverpool was the aim: All aboard the world's ONLY moving aqueduct

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Not forgetting James Brindley

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36912826

It is the tri-centenary of his birth. Architect of the Bridgewater Canal and the Barton Aqueduct.

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Don't forget Anderton Canal Lift

Not that far away from the Aqueduct.

And finally,

Port Sunlight

Industrial Archaeology at its best.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? The USS Harvey Milk

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Left hand down a bit

I always thought that the Navy Lark was better.

Jon Pertwee was brilliant.

My Microsoft Office 365 woes: Constant crashes, malware macros – and settings from Hell

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The 'whitespace' edict

must have come down from on high because it is everywhere in MS products these days.

I'd like to meet the people responsible for this. Then I'd [redacted] and [redacted] and finally put their heads on a [redacted].

Actually, I'd make them spend a year working on a laptop that has only 1366x768 resolution. No mega attached screens.

Then they might start to feel the pain that we suffer.

Sadly, it is not only MS that seem infatuated with vertical whitespace. More and more web forms need lots and lots of scrolling to complete when older versions were far more real estate efficient.

Nope, I'm back in the 'Nuke the lot of them and hand their heads on the railings outside Parliament' crowd.

Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos

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Come on you MS Fans

Please tell us again why we want to use this apology for an Operating System?

I'd call it an AD Slinging Spyware Platform.

Not enough competition in payment processing tech, thunders regulator

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A case of 'It aint broker so lets fix it'

and break it.

What we have works. Can they be sure that increasing competition will actually improve the service?

Does it need improving?

Pah!

The return of (drone) robot wars: Beware of low-flying freezers

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Holmes

Ah Amazon!

The world’s biggest mail-order operation and arch tax-avoider Amazon

Don't for get the packaging. You can't forget the packaging. They rival HP/Dell in the size and amount of packaging they use when shipping mostly air to you.

Death of 747 now 'reasonably possible' says Boeing

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Re: Last Chance To See

Same here flying out of Miami the day the Dolphins played in the superbowl. More crew that PAX on that flight. Well, it was PAN-AM so that was to be expected.

As for Air France. They are able to make even the best aircraft fell shitty even when brand spanking new.

Even Air Madagascar was better than them when flying to Tana.

Microsoft axes 2,850 more Windows Phone, sales staff – a week after Justin Timberlake sang on stage for them

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Re: Also a name change-

Well done. your Mother can enjoy the MS Spyware and MS Control over her life (via updates when she want to do something important)

The poster you were replying to did not want Windows 10. You did so it is clearly a different case.

An good number of posters to this site want nothing to do with Windows 10 at all, myself included.

We do not want the spyware, the updated that we can't turn off, the mess with video drivers and ... well everything. We are not prepared to cede total control of our hardware to Microsoft.

My last Windows 7 system have just been moved to Server 2012 in a VM. When Server 2012 that goes EOL, that is it as far as me and Microsoft is concerned.

Everything else now runs Linux (CentOS) or is a Mac or is antique hardware (eg DEC microVax, Sun E-450)

Russian spy aircraft are flying over Britain – and the MoD's cool with it

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Things were different back in the day

when we has Soviet's 'obderving' our excercises on the ground in Germany.

We had to report any sighings of SOXMIS cars to the spooks.

Still had a flight in an AN-90 from Almaty a while back. Interesting to say the least.

O2 sales dip 9% as tight-fisted Brits cling to their old handsets

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Re: No Kidding

3) applies to me. Just not buying anything at the moment.

Well, apart from my car insurance. For some reason it has gone up by more than 25%. No claims, no convictions. Time to find a new insurer.

Apart from my Broadband

Apart from my Mobile

etc

etc

Well there goes my disposable income for the next three months.

Cortana expelled from Windows 10's new school editions

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Re: Microsoft is now in total control

Now let me see

1) Notepad

2) Paint

3) access to regedit/gpedit etc

4) Ability to install apps from anything but from the App Store. Bang goes any Office alternative, text editors and start menu replacements.

5) access to non MS Clouds. Gotta stop them pirates.

6) command Line - everything must be done in powershell or bash.

7) access to 'net' command from anything

8) stops working if not connected to the mothership once a week for license validation (and mass telemetary data uploads)

etc

etc

etc

Skyscape rebrands to UKCloud following legal challenge by Sky

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Next....

They'll sue to stop the name Luke Skywalker from being used.

Sky are the [redacted] kind of [redacted] known to [redacted]

Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

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Re: Given current economic conditions

and the suicide rate for people forced to sit through PP torture will rise to new levels.

Experts 'presented' to Police Chiefs their findings. The fact that only two deaths happened during the presentation was regarded as a positive move.

Gullible Essex Police are now using junk science lie detectors

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Facepalm

The Only way is the Essex Way

Soon, it will be a Chav honour to have been through the lie detector down the nick.

I wonder if the other Ned Kelly is turning in his grave.

It's 2016 and your passwords can still be sniffed from wireless keyboards

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There is a reason why I use wired KB's

apart from the inevitable battery problem.

The same goes for rodents.

Never mind, there will be a trojan along soon that will suck it from the wires instead.

Apple Watch exec Bob Mansfield 'gets into secret Apple car'

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Re: Quality

Remember the Alfa-sud?

now that was a rustbucket.

It would be a huge mistake to buy Fiat/Chrysler unless they were to kill all their current products and sack the workforce (and I mean almost 100% of it) and just use the plants for manufacturing.

The only people I'd keep on would be those who worked in the supply chain. Those are the people that apple would need when building their car. We all know how important the supply chain is to Tim Cook.

By 2040, computers will need more electricity than the world can generate

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Re: Buy stock in bullshit makers Now!

Ok, trying to be serious for a monent (yes I know it hurts some around here)

1) Every house has PV cells on the roof. Especially new builds and all housing Assoc properties. Quite why new builds don't have them already is beyond me.

2) Every house has storage batteries (think cheap Tesla Power Wall).

3) Where appropriate Ground source heat pumps can be used to heat/cool the house.

Then the batteries can charge during the daytime either from the PV or the mains. Then when it is dark the house can be powered off the battery. so if there are 'Brown Outs' homes can continue watching Corrie/EastEnders. That will keep the masses happy.

It can be done using current tech if you have the will. Yes it costs a lot at the moment but look at the size of the battery factory that Elon Musk is building near Reno, Nevada. That alone in its current form will produce 50GW of storage a year. Not all of that will go in Tesla's.

If you go to Brazil, even very poor homes in the shanty towns have PV cells on the roof. Yes they are small but they allow the family to have light at night. all it takes is the will.

I fully expect this to attract a fistful of downvotes. If you do please take the trouble to explain why. Then perhaps we can learn from your great wisdom.

BBC will ‘retain your viewing history’

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Re: How intrusive!

Click is broadcast on World Service. AFAIK, you don't need a license for that coz the UK Gov pays for most of it out of the Foreign Office budget (or some other namelss dept).

Youcan get it outside of the UK no problem so why not inside?

BlackBerry's licensing strategy looks smart – and a lot like Nokia's

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how long befor BB become

a NPE (a.k.a Patent Troll)?

Filing Lawsuits is the only game in town for the new 'suits' who seem to be in control of a lot of companies these days. Naturally, they are either MBA's or Lawyers with a huge school debt to pay off.

Yahoo! She said yes. Verizon confirms $4.8bn acquisition

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Marissa, the new Meg?

Seems to be following the same pattern. Decimate the company and get rich.

Nice work if you can get it?

Crashed and alone in a remote location: When paid help is no help

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The Server CPU Swap game

There we were working away in Central Asia when one of the Two servers died. We found that it was a CPU board failure. The nearest one was in Moscow (3 time zones away). After several long phone calls we dispatched one of the client team to the Airport. He caught a flight to Moscow where he was met by the Field Service Manager. A CPU Board swap took place in Sheremetevo Airport and the return flight was duly caught. The Local went because he didn't need a visa to enter Russia. Us westerners woul dhave needed one. The airfare at the time for locals was 1/4 of that of us rich westerners.

A little under 10 hours after the crash the System was up and running again.

The IT director took us out to dinner for fixing the system in the way we did.

This was in the Mid 1990's. Those were the days.

What's Brexit? How Tech UK tore up its plans after June 23

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All it will take is one big company

to upsticks and the rest will follow like sheep.

What the BREXITeers failed to mention is that London (and mostly the city) pays a very high percentage of all Tax to the Government. This indirectly subsidises the rest of the country.