That can't be the real M. Dell
He's not wearing a shirt with a button down collar. Aren't they mandatory in the USA?
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Treat the company like any other one.
The next scams....??? will be accident liability. When Uber is finally declared to be an employer they'll no doubt try to get out of accident claims by saying that the driver 'according to their routing'(cough-cough) should not have been on that road at that time and deny any liability leaving the poor driver without insurance.
More lawyers are gonna get rich on the back of this.
Yep, a 4-letter word all right.
Er? But...? Aren't coffee shops substitute homes/home offices?
Hand up, how many here have used a WiFi friendly coffee shop to do some work, work?
You know the situation when you are working from home and you run out of milk/bread/gin/etc so you pop down to the supermarket and your phone tells you that there is an email that needs answering right now.
Thankfully, you have your laptop in the car so you get a 'Grande Latte' and settle down and do the work.
time flie by and you suddenly find that several hours have passed.
Are they really that silly?
you don't have to keep your tax records for that long.
Do the phone companies even have them?
What about that phone you got as part of your job? The one that got returned when you left?
Does it include the numbers you might have called from your desk at work?
What about any payphone?
What about calling for a Cab from a bar (sometimes a free call from a supplied phone)
Doh! Icon naturally
Having just returned from two weeks in FrogLand and avoiding the cities wherever possible, my experience is that data speeds are pretty slow when compared to the UK.
Mind you, I live next to a Voda not spot but naturally they refuse to ack that it exists so I use 3 as my network.
Ironically, the best speeds I got on the whole trip were out in the middle of the Carmargue.
Any profits Solar City might have generated are probably more likely wiped off by getting rid of their direct sales teams. Also Tesla are selling off parts of the SC business where the panels were 'rented' to the homeowner possibly at a loss.
In the long run, a Tesla Outlet will not only sell Cars/SUV's/Pickups/Trucks/Busses but Solar Installations and Battery Storage. All under one roof.
Don't forget the Google Pixel. That appears to be exactly the same price as the iPhone 7 here in the UK.
Apple is not alone in selling expensive 'shiny-shiny' phones but don't let the facts get in the way of a good bit of fake news.
If it is not fake then please give us a link to an Apple dealer who is selling an iToy at $1200.
Your post could have changed HPE for .... say Microsoft and it would have made just as much sense... Perfect sense.
What is it with these companies that fart around with good stuff they buy and make crap that they then release on us.
I honestly don't know of even on tech giant that digests other companies very well.
Oh well, the Nimble bosses are probably sitting on some tropical island right now counting their lucre so what do the care eh?
They might have started out like they were copying MacOS but things went awry like a government IT project.
The end result is again like HMG IT projects, sort of works but does things you don't really need while not doing things you need in a way that you, the user can understand.
Nope.
S is for Sucks. This version obviously sucks even more than regular Windows 10.
S is for Sod Off, I'm not using that POS
There are plenty more far ruder ones as well.
Microsoft do seem to be flailing around trying to get a product that will fly off the shelves.
Apple shells 50+M phones and is reconed to have had a bad quarter. (IMHO, a bad quarter would be when they only sell 30M rather than the estimated 50+M)
Surface revenues declined drastically yet they still think they can make it big with this new Shiny-shiny locked down subscription generating spyware laden 'thing'?
Well, given that it is MS the will make some money but not the billions they hope for.
You have to give MS some credit though. They keep on trying but seem to end up with Kin/Zune moments all the time.
Apple is just selling their phones better than Google (Pixel) or Samsung (S7/S8 etc)
All are around the same price these days. I looked at getting a Pixel and it was exactly the same price as the iPhone. Funny that.
As for SIM and SD card slots, the majority of users don't really care about them any longer. A phone with 256Gb of storage (incidentally the same as the new laptops announced by MS yesterday) is good enough for IMHO, 99.999% of customers.
I'll make do with a 16Gb device and even then, there is 5Gb free.
When the president signed off removing ceilings (for the poorest schools in the USA) on what they can be charged for internet connections? These things need high speed internet.
no internet and you might as well play frisbee's with them.
The same goes for schools with chromebooks btw.
More importantly, was he licensed in every state that he worked? in Every city for that matter.
The USA gets sillier each and every day.
But in this case, his rights of free speech were violated. That 'Trumps' any local laws but the burgers in Oregon don't think so. Anyway, been there twice and given the parking ticket I got in ****, Or, I really have no willingness to go back. I was parked with my tyre (note the correct spelling) on the white line. Local laws (and how as a tourist am I supposed to know that) dictate that in this zone, i must be parked inside the lines. Even the locals laughed when I told them.
Shame really, the coast of Oregon is beautiful.
Fat chance if the likes of SKY have their way. They want to lock down football even more than it is. No more using EU laws to circumvent SKY's monopolistic pricing. Everything will be DRM'd to the nth degree if they had their way. BT will go along with then just because.
The likes of SKY and VM etc would have us pay monthly even for Freeview/FreeSat.
Pay montlhy means a DRM stream is coming your way.
I wish it was not like this. I won't pay a penny to BT, VM or SKY. If my FreeSat signal somehow becomes encrypted then I'll just stop watching TV all together and that means not paying the TV License.
The big picture is (according to Murdoch etc) is that nothing, even the air that we breathe is free. Pay, pay, pay and pay again. That's what they want to impose on us.
Your diminished audience (compared to this place) will no doubt welcome a new face.
Sadly I know that I'm not alone amongst those who comment here who have made a concious decision to boycott anything controlled by the Murdoch family so we won't be able to follow your career at this point in time.
However, I am sure this assignment is a mere stepping stone to greater things and once again we can enjoy your wit and barbs.
What a load of bulls testicles.
Yes, the first motorway in the UK was a bit of the M6 near Preston. Then came the M1 from Edgware to Rugby.
Eventually, the M6 was completed and it should really be split into two bits.
1) The bit that is a virtual car park most days i.e. from where it leaves the M1 to the end of the original bit north of Preston
2) The rest of it from Preston to Carslile where it joins the M74.
Then we'd have a more representative sample.
As for using the Toll road? Have you see the charges? Sorry no thanks.
Anyway the M6 Car Park through Brum should have good 4G as much of it is built on stilts.
Personally, I can get 4G at home if I'm upstairs at the back. 3G in the rest of the house but if I walk 500yards down the road not even 2g works and I'm not in a hilly part of the country. The lack of mobile signal is knocking £5K off the price of houses in that area.
Have I ever worked in IT? Yes, yes and yes. Wrote my first program in 1972 and been in the business ever since.
Worked for a variety of companies in that time and did stuff ranging from building hardware and writing device drivers to architecting systems that ran industrial plant 24/7. Oh, yes I had to build systems that only used Windows. Server 2008R2 was IMHO the best release. Subsequent releases went downhill fast as far as I'm concerned.
As for the Desktop Windows 7 was as good as it got IMHO.
Luckily in all cases where we hit major snags, someone else had found the problem and a work around ALL without involving MS Support which frankly when compared to many other companies is a joke.
Does that answer your question and why I said ROFL?
Not for us plebs but for the Civil Servants to fiddle with until the cows come home and by then eveyone else will be using something else, more standards compliant and decidely better.
Does this scenario sound familiar? What about DAB....
I think I'll need at least one pint after digenting all that waffle.
Flash is a bug ridden POC that is not fit anything these days.
The sooner it goes away once and for all, the better.
Love him or loath him, Steve Jobs made a really good decision (IMHO) to not allow flash on iDevices.
To me, that started the death wane of flash. I signed up to a Photo printing service a few months ago. It needed Flash to upload my images. WTF moment. Deleted account 5 minutes later.
Your VPN is probably out of the arc but IT departments are loathe to change those sorts of things. More than their jobs worth.
So you will have to stick with IE until MS decides that they should junk it (please properly kill Silverlight at the same time).
IE is Microsoft’s window onto their ever-growing cloud application suite.
Nope, not going there. No way, no how. I took early retirement just so that I can consign using anything made, sorry crippled by MS to the waste bin of history.
No more going to the carefully save URL on the sharepoint server only to get '404 page not found'.
Yep, i saved the link correctly as my screenshot showed. Report problem to IT Support. Ever heard one of those endless cheeful Indian 1st Level Support people groan? This used to happen so much that my department setup its own Git repo for everything. We stll put stuff into Sharepoint but we never ever went there to look for it.
Sorry, El Reg, I have better things to do with my life now than fight the MS Lunacy that gets released to the unsuspecting world.
Thank god they don't release IE/Edge for Linux or MacOS. There is a haven of safely there for us who are done with MS.
If anyone from MS is reading this,... don't you dare release your shite browsers on the above platforms. You will get so much stick that any bad news you may have read about W10 was a mere ripple when compared to the shitestorm that will come your way.
I'll carry on using Firefox (ESR stream) and Safari for the odd times that FF gets it knickers in a twist.
Sheesh, anyone would think that there is an election just around the corner. Oh wait... Yep, there is.
Be prepared for more of this before polling day.
The incumbents have gotta look tough on terrorists because Jeremy's pals with a lot of freedom fighters (nee terrorists with a left wing bias)
Old Trots never truly die that just wither away singing 'the red flag'.
How are they going to persuade their users to lug/cart/wear YAEDTNB/YAEDTNC (Yet Another Electronic Device that needs Batteries/Charging) with them everywhere they go?
This is in my mind their biggest problem, sort of re-inventing the wheel and making it better than all the wheels that have gone before.
According to the last figures, the sums paid to the Government vs the sums paid in subsidy to the TOC's is around £816M per anum in favour of the Government.
This little factoid is glossed over by those who want to re-nationalise the railways.
Granted, the GW electricification has been an unmitigated disaster yet Crossrail will come in on time and on budget. Perhaps the lack of meddling by the government in Crossrail might have something to do with it?
The newly let Southwest Trains Franchise will have to pay mony to HMG right from day 1. No subsidy there. Crazy decision to axe the new class 700 trains for the Windsor/Reading lines before they have all been built... Railways seem to have this effect on people. Look at some of the frankly stupid schemes that received royal acent in the 19th Century.
No my dear boy, they are not selling 'shit' as you so aptly put it.
They are renting it to you.
Failure to pay the rent and you lose access to your documents. This is especially true if you for some strange reason store them in the likes of OneDrive and other MS cloudly offerings.
I look forward to the day when a large company gets into deep do-do because the Purchasing manager went 'How much? You gotta be kidding..." when faced with the next MS bill and the CEO happened to be off playing Golf on MS's dime and couldn't agree the purchase order.
but.... this is for powering the cloud (or at least DC's)
Catch-22 becons.
I don't know if Qualcomm have an ARM Architecture License or not but my guess you'd need to do some magic with the Architecture in order to make this work at anything more than a 'Meh' level. Much like what Apple has done with the ARM Cpu's they use. They get impressive single core performance from their iDevice kit. As many applications are not really optomised for multi-core this sort of thing would help sell it.
OTOH, how many times before have we heard about some great/fantastic/gonna rule the world in the DC idea that uses ARM chips only for it to never be heard of again?
perhaps this is a gentle nudge in the direction of HP and Dell etc who still seem to think that a screen with a resolution of 1366x768 is good enough in 2017. It is not even full HD for heavens sakes.
I have a Dell Inspiron 8100 circa 2003ish that had a screen resolution of 1600x1200.
Then you have mobile devices with screens approaching QHD in terms of resolution. It is almost as if the makers of laptops etc have decided that there is no future/money to be made in anything better.
Shame on them and shame on the businesses that foist these things on their employees.
Given that the Dear Leader Donald has cut cap that gave a ceiling in costs for the poorest schools and non-profits to get on the Internet. This Cloudy thing needs an internet connection. No internet because their provider has hiked prices by 500%...
You go figure.
All those shiny-shiny MS devices will be gathering dust.
You couldn't make this up as a plot.