* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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Dear rioters: Hiding your face with scarves, hats can't fool this AI system

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Re: Perfect for that "virtual border" the UK is meant to have with the Irish Republic after Brexit

I guess it will blow its top when 5,000 "Jerry Adams" pass through from Eire to the North in one day.

No matter, it will be 5 years late and 300% over budget and still not work.

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Re: What will Google do

Don't you mean that they'd get "promoted"?

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Thanks for that

US TV News prog

and in other news....

Sales of Donald Trump Masks have soared by 1,000,000%

Next, Sports

The Red Sox beat the Yankees 5 to 4 in a Tense game last night. Over to our reporter Dan Carter for an in depth analysis of the game.

Microsoft extends free Windows 10 S to Win 10 Pro upgrade offer

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Lipstick and Pigs

Putting Lippy on a Pig does not make it anything more than a Pig with Lippy.

As for the furry finish option.... WTF were they smoking when they thought that was a good idea?

Futuristic driverless car technology to be trialled on... oh, a Ford Mondeo

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Re: Wrong way around

You raise some excellent points.

However... If you go to any of the forums where Teslaoids (blinkered Tesla Fans) hangout they are talking about 2022 for full level 5. I know they are smoking some good shit but 2022? Really?

The legal framework for this will take years to resolve. For example, can you use a fully autonomous car to take you home drunk?

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Why not use a Tesla?

They are well on their way towards getting full driverless (well according to Elon Musk) and the Model 3 will have all the cameras needed built in to the basic model.

Whoosh, there it is: Toshiba bods say 14TB helium-filled disk is coming soon

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Re: Fuck a duck!

An ASR-33 to be precise?

In them days we backed up our source code to paper tape.... :)

Thousands of hornets swarm over innocent fire service drone

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Joke

200 Queens?

Take one nest and send it (collect) to Kim Jong in Norks.

That will deal with him once and for all

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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Re: T43P

Mine went to the great recycling centre only last week.

It outlived a T410....

IMHO, the longest lasting kit I've ever used was IBM Thinkpads followed by Macbook Pro's. (2010 17in MBP still going strong)

HP produced some decent lappies (Elitebook 8770W) but were really hard to get here. They couldn't be half arsed to put a UK KB and ship them here.

My old company was still issuing HP Lappies with 1366x768 screens this time last year.

If I was still working I'd be angling for a new Thinkpad.

Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

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Re: Benefits

Nah, they'll just add on a few £B for good measure for all the directives we won't have to follow.

My guestimate is that the bill will be around £60B minimum or £1000 for every one of us.

Do we still want this? Will we get a chance to have our say on the final deal?

Well, whad'ya know? 'No evidence' that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower

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Oblig: Fake News

"It is a Lie" says the Tweeter in Chief

"What about your Tax Resturns?"

"Next question!"

UK.gov unveils six areas to pilot full-fat fibre, and London ain't on the list

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London not on the list

If it was then the whole of the country north of Watford (the town not the M1 Service station) and west of Slough would be complaining loudly.

Note that neither Glasgow nor Edinburgh are on the list but that remote outpost called Aberdeen.

Perhaps this is at least one part of HMG that is aware of the feelings towards London from the rest of the country.

Note that this won't stop the complaints but will lessen them a bit.

Now if HMG were to stump up the cash and electrify the railway lines from York-Leed-Manchester and Sheffield-Manchester (via the Woodhead line naturally as that had 1500v Overhead lines) then a lot more of the complaints from 'up north' about favourtism towards London will go away (for the time being) but they won't.

Don't worry people once all those banks etc have flown the nest to Paris and Frankfurt, London will be out with the begging bowl just like you.

Crossrail 2 will be just another long forgotten pipedream that we won't be able to afford.

We'll be back with the begging bowl to the IMF before long.

Oracle staff report big layoffs across Solaris, SPARC teams

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Re: Set The Controls....

Careful with that Axe Eugene a.k.a Larry.

Mega VR roundup: Lots happening in the virtual and real worlds

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AR or VR? That is the question?

I get the feeling that AR will be more useful to most of us in the long run.

The reports of what Apple are doing with their ARkit might make it commonplace.

VR OTOH, has its uses but for most of us? Er... Well, the jusry is out at best.

We experienced Windows Mixed Reality. Results: Well, mixed

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Re: Doomed to fail (again)

What do you think of Apple's ARKit? It will be interesting to compare what happens with the respective MS and Apple offerings.

I get a feeling that AR is more 'now' than VR.

Chinese smartphone cable-maker chucks sueball at Apple

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Precidents, precidents and precidents

just one Yuan here and then bang, a suit for a few billion Yuan will follow.

It don't matter if they can't copy the cables correctly Apple must pay (as usual)

I am sure that eventually, the cost of doing business in China will outweigh the advantages. Then you will get sued for not selling your kit in China. You just can't win now can you...

China: Cute Hyperloop Elon, now watch how it's really done

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Re: The problem is capacity...

Yet, 12K people per hour is far more than you generally can get out of flying between A and B.

I do think it is very expensive but hey, the capital expenditure might stop or slow down the Chinese take over of the rest of the world(by buying everything in sight) so not all bad eh?

LG teases us with svelte V30 but refuses to say if it's coming to Blighty

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Re: So £x100 for a phone. Battery fails, you're f**ked.

don't worry, getting it changed won't cost anywhere near as much as it will those Apple Fanbois/sheeple when their precious iPhone needs a battery change.

Samsung keeps the smartwatch alive. Just

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But... Who buys this stuff?

Haven't we been told that wearables are deader than the deadest duck time and time again?

And then there is the matter of Tizen. Weren't there a whole slew of reports a few months ago about how insecure and buggy it was?

At least Samsung keep us on our toes unlike boring old Apple.

NYPD head of IT doubles down on Windows smartphone idiocy

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Re: Overdetermined

Hey Boss, these phones are free.

But they are crap. no one uses them.

Think of the Budget savings you can tell the Mayor

Where do I sign

Well, debugger me. Microsoft's BSOD fixer is getting a makeover

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Big Brother

"We've taken a few steps to make it a bit easier for beginners," Microsoft promises.

ROFL.

nothing they have done since {insert year of your choice here} has been to make things easier for the users.

Give me ODT any day.

US Navy develops underwater wireless battery-charging tech

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Joke

Re: Isn't this stuff more electric vehicle than phone sized?

don't worry, maker 'X' will have it (along with the kitchen sink) as a feature in the ********* by next April.

Leccy and seawater really don't go well together so the ******** will guarantee to make your hair stand on end.

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Another dimension, new galaxy. Intergalactic planar-tary: Join us on our 3D NAND journey

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all this techy stuff is great

But I am sure that a good number of the El Reg readers want to know when SSD's etc that have sizes greater than 512Gb are going to drop in price to affordable levels...

It is all well and good for companies to announce 100TB (or whatever) sized Devices but to most of us these are in fantasy land when it comes to the cost.

I have one 2TB SSD but that was only affordable after a nice bit of compensation came my way due to a very delayed flight from Thailand.

The 4K Videos that I have shot in the past year occupy a good portion of that. I added almost 32Gb to the total on Saturday (raw + rendered)

I shudder to think what storage 8K Videos will take up.

Vodafone won't pay employee expenses for cups of coffee

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SAP Expenses module

Yep, had that one. So we put down the time spent claiming expenses on our timesheets. One week, I logged 15 hours on it after a week in the USA on a client site.

The SAP module didn't last long when the £100/hour we would be billing customers was taken into consideration vs the hours spent filling in the claims.

Then there are the timesheet systems that won't let you book more or less than the standard day/week.

So your 14 hour day up to your neck in client issues (after a 4hr drive to the site) looks all find and dandy to the bean counters as a normal 7.5 hours.

Talk about fixing the books.

FTC told to cough up informants' memos in Qualcomm antitrust row

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Where is the smoking gun?

Oh wait, there it is... The tipoff to the FTC about QC that came from a phone number at Apple...

Not saying it is true but I wonder if that is what QC are hoping.

'Driverless' lorry platoons will soon be on a motorway near you

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The only use for these will be

To enforce a 10mph rolling road block. I seem to encounter one at least twice a week on the southern section of the M25 car park.

Lane changing for anything more than 3 trucks will be crash heaven. As has been said some idiot in a Micra or Prius will get inbetween them and will never be seen again.

UK.gov wants quick Brexit deal with EU over private data protections

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There 'May' come a time

when HMG wake up and realise that it (BREXIT) is all too complicated and abandon the whole idea.

Naturally the Mail, Express, Newscorp etc will all explode in an instant but that might not be such a bad thing in the long run.

If the EU start demanding £100/person Schengen Area visas for that hen night in [wherever] and that the time to get a visa is 3-6 months a few more people might get the idea that leaving is just too much of a PITA.

Not saying it will happen but the EU seem hell bent on putting as many obsticles in the way just to make sure that no other country even thinks about leaving in the future.

Nasty firmware update butchers Samsung smart TVs so bad, they have to be repaired

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Re: Never give your appliances internet access

The Makers will inevitably suss that out and start demanding Internet access (to phone home all that lovely data about you) or the device will stop working.

My 4K Sony has only been connected to the internet twice in nearly 3 years. They still can't fix the sodding thing from switching itself off after 4 hours despite it being configured not to. A PITA at times.

All the signals it displays come from a Humax FreeSat PVR and even that is not connected to the internet and never will be.

All those wonderful pictures of your kids(from the builtin camera) dancing around in your living room while they watch and dance to Teletubbies etc could be considered Pron if got into the wrong hands. You have been warned. Big Brother is watching you.

British broadband is confusing and speeds are crap, says survey

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Re: BT Openreach monopoly? Hello?

sure Openreach is a monopoly but unlike the USA it is forced to allow other carriers to use their exchange to subscriber kit.

In the USA one telco will go to extraordinary lengths to stop other carriers getting access to their turf. This inlcudes removing poles and even sabotage.

Which would you rather have eh?

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Re: Webpages that crash

and Ad Blockers. But these days if a web page does not pull in stuff from 10 or 20 other sites then it could be considered badly designed.(sic)

One site I use from time to time has 24 tracking sites linked to it. WTF!!!! Strangely if I fire up my VPN and access the site from Germany the trackers drop to 5. Funny that. It also loads quicker.

It is just getting out of hand. All these 'other' sites slow down web pages.

Die Trackers

Die Slurpers

Die Ad slingers.

Airbus issues patch to prevent A350 airliner fuel tanks exploding

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Re: No thanks!

These patches may well have had a few orders of magnitude more testing before release than MS ones.

We shall have to wait to see if any A350's BSOD in the next few months for confirmation of that.

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Re: Fuel freezing

If I remember correctly that was the reason that the BA 777 was crash landed/belly flopped at Heathrow.

Reality strikes Dixons Carphone's profits after laughing off Brexit threat

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Re: Maybe it's just not worth upgrading anymore

Just wait until we get close to Crimble and the pawn shops/cash converters will have plenty of iPhone 7/7+ and 6s/6s+ for sale at very good prices.

It is just not worth upgrading to new anymore like buying new cars. Let some other sucker carry the off the lot/out of the store depreciation.

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Re: do is accept whatever a network says

Is that why they don't offer '3' deals? Are the [cough-cough] refunds from them so poor?

US prosecutors drop demand for 1.3m IP addresses of folks who visited anti-Trump site

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Re: Oops... those files are gone

The Dear leader keeps on telling the world the Hillary is a criminal and should be locked up for the rest of her life for deleting emails.

Based upon the record of the current administration they won't let up on this quest to get the dirty on everyone concerned.

IF you visited that site then I might want to get a lawyer on speeddial.

Bad data and new IT system bugs help knock 66% off Provident Financial share price

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Re: Payday Lenders

are still going strong. Interest rates of 1251% are quoted in TV adverts.

And the BoE Base rate is 0.25%.... someone is getting really screwed into the ground.

The more of these sharks that go to the wall the better IMHO

Back in the day, purcheases on the 'Never Never' (Hire Purchase) with interest rates of 33% over 3 years was bearable with gritted teeth.

Now... your credit score gets marked down (worsens) if you pay off your Credit Cards/store accounts fully each month.

Madness.

There will be a big reconing very soon. We have had it too good for far too long when it comes to getting loans/ zero intereste Credit cards.

This could make what happened 10 years ago a mere ripple in a pond compared to what shit is going to hit the fan shortly. Hundreds of thousants of people could lose their homes due to repossession.

Identity fraud in the UK at 'epidemic' levels as cases rise 5% – report

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Re: Direction of travel

Exactly.

So give them a load of old cobblers. The last thing you should be is truthful.

Can North Korean nukes hit US mainland? Maybe. But EMP blast threat is 'highly credible'

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Re: US Nuclear Retaliation Posture

The US will Nuke Norks (no not North Yorkshire...) and hope that China does not retaliate.

The only hope would be for the US to use Tactical Nuclear Weapons. These are much much smaller and have limited blast area. A few of those on strategic sites might just do the trick without angering the Chinese too much.

However with DC giving a decent approximation of Trumpton at the moment, Postman Donald may well go Huge, Bigly, Magnificent. God help all of us if he does.

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I say Chaps...

"We'd better dust off all those Cold War Plans."

"Here's the '2' stamp to update them."

"Minister? Phillips here. All the preparations are complete."

"Right team. Who bought the custard creams today?"

German police seize 5,000 Donald Trump-shaped dance biscuits

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Pill Colour

Shouldn't that be 'orange' after the dear leader?

US Navy suffers third ship collision this year

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The shape of things to come

When we get self-driving cars mixing with pedestrians, cyclists, horses, tractors and even Traction Engines.

Science fiction great Brian Aldiss, 92, dies at his Oxford home

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Re: Did not realize he was still alive.

Sad to hear about his death.

Of the alternatives, I have tried several times to read one of Peter F Hamiltons tomes but failed. Just far too wordy for me.

They make good door stops though since I sent the volumes of 'Method 1' to recycling.

British snoops at GCHQ knew FBI was going to arrest Marcus Hutchins

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Re: Be interesting to see if he trusts GCHQ ever again

As he'll probably end up in a SuperMax prison for life + 100 years just to make an example of him I doubt it very much.

The sky is blue, water is wet and UK PC shipments are down

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Waiting for new products

Don't forget the new Samsung Note that is coming. Apple is not the only game in town you know, just the most expensive one apart from some MS Surfaces.

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Same here

I had to rebuild a desktop earlier this year after a PSU failure took out a Motherboard. The tower had been in almost daily use for around 5 years. So a CPU + Motherboard (and new PSU) deal from Novatech and it was up and running again in a few hours.

I don't envisage it needing to be changed before 2021.

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re: the sky is blue etc

Once you get past the HDD to SSD upgrade what is there to be gained from swapping out the old with the new?

CPU performance is adequate for most users already.

Then there is MS saying that Windows 7 won't be supported on the latest Intel CPU's.

A few sticks of RAM here and there and that's taken care of.

So what is left?

How about getting off the MS subscription gravy train?

But that's hard, too hard for many.

So they stick with what they have until it breaks and they can't buy secondhand replacements.

Not a lot to do with BREXIT really but Gartner has to find some neat hook to embiggen their reports that thy charge two arms and a leg for.

Intel stuffs extra cores into latest mobile Series U Core i5 and i7 chips

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FAIL

Intel giveth and taketh

So these fancy new chips don't have LPDDR4 support and only 2 memory channels making the max RAM still languishing at 16Gb.

LG schtum over whether Europeans can get the powerhouse phablet V30

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Facepalm

bigger is best ok?

so the screen is 18:9... ? or 2:1

But as we all know bigger is best... sigh.

Wisconsin advances $3bn bribe incentives package for Foxconn

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Er.... But.... Isn't LCD a thing of the past?

and eveyone (and that includes you Apple) is being dragged into the LED generation?

By LED I mean OLED or MicroLED or some new fangled LED Technology.

So all that taxpayers money will end up offshore and all they'll have to show for it will be a huge empty building with the words 'Suckers' written in Chinese and taped to the front door.

Microsoft president exits US govt's digital advisory board as tech leaders quit over Trump

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Re: driving cars in to pedestrians

According to a lot of those on the extreme right, it is because it will 'Make America Great'.

It might very well end up uniting the anti-right protestors into a single coherent unit.

If that happens then the hard right may well have bitten off more than they can chew and they'll head for them there hills and their enclaves.

Perhaps a wall should be built around them? Then they can have their little bit of utopia leaving the rest of the population in peace.

Will it happen?

Probably not.