* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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You can yacht be serious: Larry might be planning his own version of America’s Cup

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Re: Only one rule:

The second rule will be

2) That it all takes place in the Oracle 'Cloud'.

After all, this is a sales tool for Oracle and aren't they all about moving to their cloud.

US-CERT study predicts machine learning, transport systems to become security risks

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Big Brother

Oblig

"Computer Says No!"

And you won't be able to argue the toss with an AI.

This has to be followed by the inevitable

"We are Doomed I tell ye, doomed."

Watchdog slams HMRC, Amazon over 'dismal' response to UK biz hurt by online VAT fraud

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Re: VAT Numbers

Are printed on many invoices so what's to stop you from using say the VAT No of your local chippy or the Berlin Hilton for every purchase?

Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

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Joke

Re: Do it out way

Microsoft's cold new corporate motto should be "Resistance is Futile".

OR,

Mummy SatNad knows best so be a good boy/girl/other and get in line. You will obey or

Where's the Dalek Icon when you need one

Exterminate!

The age of six-monthly Windows Server updates starts … now!

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Sigh...

One of the systems I worked on needed around 6 months of integration and testing before an OS upgrade. All the different 3rd parties had to buy into the work. Some were really reluctant to even do any cursory testing. We did OS updates every 18 months. These were systems that were air gapped from the internet btw.

I forsee lots of Admins just sat 'Meh' and carry on with the annual updates if that.

Once a system is running properly the old saying, 'If it ain't broke then don't fix it' rules.

Linux kernel community tries to castrate GPL copyright troll

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Mushroom

How long before...

All trace of his code is expunged from the Linux Kernel?

Then he won't be able to bit the hand that feeds IT.

{pun intended}

Raspberry Pi burning up? Microsoft's recipe can save it and AI

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Facepalm

Why?

Apart from the 'geekness' quotient, the RPi does not (AFAIK) run Windows so what's in it for them other than a wee bit of street cred amongst those who never thought about cooling anything other than their beer.

No, the FCC can't shut down TV stations just because Donald Trump is mad at the news

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Big Brother

The Emporers New Clothes

are back in the news.

The 'Donald' does seem to be showing all the signs of being delusional. Only this time, his court won't say that the potato sack that he's wearing (on his head) is the height of fashion.

Qualcomm takes 5G to spooky millimetre land

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Re: Oldham

May I suggest a trip to the Ardnamurchan penunsular. It rains there a lot more than in Oldham (so I'be heard)

The Peninsular would be a good place to test 5g. A lot of the cottages and bothy's have walls several feet thick.

Tell us what you're doing in DevOps, Containers, and Agile

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Boffin

Qualifications needed to run the programmes

"All headed by a Digital Director who is clueless."

I guess that there is a prime directive somewhere that makes anyone involve with the management of Agile, DevOpt etc a total Plonker, PHB and a useless POS all rolled into one.

Apple slapped hard with $440m patent bill in VirnetX FaceTime spat

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Childcatcher

"Cupertino idiot-tax operation"

Isn't this as passe as 'You are holding it wrong'?

Come on now El Reg, lets have a new derogatory phrase to describe Apple. This one is now in the 'Meh' pile.

Remember how you said it was cool if your mobe network sold your name, number and location?

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Black Helicopters

Re: Bring on GDPR - Vive l'Europe

Don't worry, the USA will ignore the GPDR.(as with every other bit of non US Law)

Drone smacks commercial passenger plane in Canada

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Re: How is it different

Those chopper pilots are flying under the direction of the local ATC. Drones (unless they are the professional ones) are not and often piloted by people who may well have had a few beers (or more).

These idiots will more than likely only hasten the day when all drones will be banned unless the pilot is qualified, licensed and insured.

Microsoft faces Dutch crunch over Windows 10 private data slurp

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Re: Go Get them

Why can't the Dutch government just stop MS from selling Windows 10 in the country?

Companies go to court all the time to stop other companies from selling a product in a country.

{eg. Qualcomm trying to get the Chinese to stop iPhone manufacture and sales in China}

So why can't the Government stop MS from clearly breaking the law on slurping.

That sort of action will make MS sit up and take notice (possibly)

What's the betting that even if MS did 'fix' the problem that an update in the future won't turn it on again. After all, a lot of their updates seem to have a habit of getting rid of user settings.

FCC Commissioner blasts new TV standard as a 'household tax'

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VR Glasses

Yep already in the discount bin.

Nokia bailed from the VR Biz last week citing slower than expected sales.

apart from games there is no compelling reason to buy into the VR Hype.

It might be that apart from Games and a few specialised applications, VR goes the way of 3D.

Essex drone snapper dealt with by police for steamy train photos

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Re: Banned in Britain

Yes, it was unlikely that the train was in any danger. That isn't the point really.

The Drone regulations are there to protect the people on the ground from drones flown by twats that fall out of the sky.

Also, you need a proper drone operators license if you want to make money from the photos. i.e you are a professional photographer.

As soon as you start charging for pictures all sorts of Jobsworths get in your way and then the Inland Revenue want their cut.

As a photographer myself, I have no time for these plonkers. They are making life more difficult for every other photographer. All it needs is for one child to get injured and the kneejerk reaction of Whitehall will be to ban all of us even if we don't use drones.

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New Steam Engines

Tornado is unique because it is the only British steam engine ever to have been built in the 21st century, following decades of public fundraising

There are several other new builds on their way.

These are links to just three of them

http://www.82045.org.uk/news/82045_news-sep17.html

http://www.4709.org.uk/pages/LatestNews.html

https://www.p2steam.com/

This last one is being done by the same people who built Tornado.

I suspect that there will be plenty more drone pictures of these and Flying Scotsman being offered for sale in the not too distant future.

Screw the badgers! Irish High Court dismisses Apple bit barn appeals

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Re: Not environmentally-friendly high-tech jobs! Anything but that!

One of the objectors, Alan Daly is an American-born immigrant. His concerns centered around strain on the Irish electrical grid and no apparent plans to cope with greenhouse gas emissions from the data center.

As the centre runs on Electricity and given Apple's commitment to renewables I can only thing that the greenhouse emissions must come from the outside lavvy.

Some people will find anything to complaine about. Mr Daly is also complaining about a proposed Amazon DC near Dublin.

Microsoft is Putin a stop to Russian-sanctions-busting IT resellers

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Pirate

Won't work Redmond

You can go to virtually any 'project' in Russia and find someone selling Windows. You name the version and they'll have it including license keys.

This has been the case for more than 20 years. There are periodic crack downs but all they do is mean that there is a slightly bigger exchange of Backsheesh between the windows sellers and the police.

Russians have had decades of experience of breaking sanctions. When the USSR fell apart hundreds if not thousands of DEC, HP, IBM, SUN etc systems were discovered all over Russia. Some of those companies made lots of money keeping them running for quite a long time.

Russian IT people are some of the most resourceful in the world. They won't take no for an answer.

They will find a way to make stuff work.

Sanctions especially when it comes to Russia don't work. MS is being very stupid (not new there then) if they think that they can stop it.

Sniffing substations will solve 'leccy car charging woes, reckons upstart

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Re: Tesla is not typical

Cars with 100KWh of battery are going to be very rare for 5-10 years. Go look at how much a P100D costs.

That is serious money.

For us mere mortals, a Nissan Leaf with a 40KWh battery (made in Sunderland) is more typical.

in a few years, 40KWh will be 50-60KWh but for most of us that would mean charging once a week.

I have a PHEV (Outlander) and get around 22 miles of local driving. That usually costs me £0.00p as I charge it from my PV system when the sun is shining or at my local Open CP (at Sainsbury's). That is free leccy for any EV/PHEV.

Until you have a proper PHEV or EV then you don't really understand the whole concept. Getting a PV system for your home is a no brainer when you have a battery powered vehicle.

My overall leccy consumption is around 50% of what it was before I had the PV system installed,

I'll be that that reduction in grid comsuption was not included in the 'back of envelope' calculations made by other posters OR the huge amounts of Offshore wind that has been approved this year.

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Hydrogen as a power source for cars

is a non starter unless you are in Japan.

Everywhere else is going Battery Electric.

There are plenty of debates on other sites that show clearly how Hydrogen is a dead duck here.

It may have a role in larger vehicles and fixed storage.

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Re: EV GSM and metering?

The PodPoint Type 2 CP that I had installed a couple of months ago has none of that gubbins.

Perhaps this is only for the higher charge rates.

Anyway, if HMG start charging me an extra energy tax to charge my EV at home, it will only spur me on to install 20-30KWh of battery which will get charged by my 2.8KW Solar array. Then I'll go off grid and the Chancellor can go sing somewhere else for the money.

As for the costs of PV and batteries... These increase the value of your home more than the cost.

The problem of reducing income from flogging Petrol/Diesel will need to be solved how but I'm not a politician so... you fill in the blanks.

Ex-Autonomy CFO begs court to toss out US fraud allegations

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Does he not know

that US law applies everywhere in the known Universe.

There is no escaping Uncle Sam unless he flees to North Korea or the far side of the moon.

Apple's iPhone X won't experience the joy of 6...

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Could there be more to it than that?

Quote

means there are only so many people who will be able to buy the new model when it hits the market next month.

Probably down to the supposed production problems meaning that Apple (sorry Foxconn) can build around 1000 a day (Tesla would love to be able to build 1000 model 3's a day but can't get anywhere near that)

Apple (like most sensible companies) never forecasts numbers of sales. These Wall St types do that. Many are probably golfing/yaching buddies with the 'shorters' so forcasting numbers that Apple can't reach plays into the hands of the shorters. These two sets of people combined are enough to take $5B (or more) off of Apple's value.

That will have the Apple haters cheering but an awful lot of pension companies have holdings in APPL. So that might be a two edged sword for some.

As all stock advice says, The value of your holdings can go up and down.

Apple will get through this. Until Tim Cook decides to run for Office his job in Cupertino is safe.

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

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Re: not available in Ecosse

Except in 1978....

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Re: please

Don't forget the bi-annual clock changing welly wangling that we go through

And while we are at it tell those americans that there is a unit of weight greater than a pound.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

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Re: Any hope, a silver lining

What will they do with their 'Surface' thingies if you take away all that delightful (in Redmonds eyes) touchy feely interface?

Should they can the Surface then the way is open but I really, really doubt that MS will do a 'U' turn of such magnitude and get rid of METRO/Tiles etc.

Microsoft's foray into phones was a bumbling, half-hearted fiasco, and Nadella always knew it

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Re: Does that mean we can now drop the crappy Win10 interface?

There is as much chance of that as there is of Jeremy Clarkson becoming the Pope.

I'd love to be wrong but SatNad has too much invested in those [redacted] stupid tiles to back down. If he did then he'll probably be out of a job.

Storage pizza from The Register's wood-fired oven

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Other types of storage and Pizza!

are coming together down under.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/inventions/dominos-plumpton-gets-worlds-largest-tesla-powerwall-2-installation/news-story/c465325052f9105ea3ee57e6f5d101de

Domino's has installed a number of Tesla Powerwall Batteries (aka Storage) to drive it's Pizza Ovens.

Now that's the sort of storage I can eat...

Microsoft silently fixes security holes in Windows 10 – dumps Win 7, 8 out in the cold

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Re: Dumping all your settings

That is SOP for Microsoft these days. You will DO IT THEIR way or NOT AT ALL.

It is their OS after all. It isn't yours. They can and will make you confirm until you give in or give up.

SCARY SPICE: Pumpkin air freshener sparks school evacuation

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Alien

Mince Pies

My local Tesco has been selling them since early september.

All I need now is the cheesy christmas songs being playes as musak while we shop. Before the end of the month I recon.

Some TV channels are already outputting Chistmans films 24/7 and have been for several weeks. Already saw a listing for 'It's a wonderful life'. no, I didn't watch it.

I refuse to have anything to do with Christmas until 1st Dec.

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Re: It wasn't an unfortunate concentration of Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes?

High Fructose sugar at that... Ugh!

Royal Bank of Scotland customers say digital services gone TITSUP

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Apple is getting on on the act...

https://9to5mac.com/2017/10/06/apple-system-status-services-down/

But it seems that 'her indoors' can get access to her RBS Mobile banking system ok.

Dumb bug of the week: Apple's macOS reveals your encrypted drive's password in the hint box

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That's what you get

for installing a .0 release.

no matter what OS there re always faults in a GA release. It is common practice to wait until a .1 release before even thinking about upgrading.

Foiled again! Brit military minds splash cash on killing satellites with... food wrapping?

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Joke

Space bin collections

The bin men (and I've yet to see a female operative) will leave the wheelie bins right in the path of the next SpaceX flight and refuse to accept any blame for rubbish blowing the solar wind.

HPE: Cloud Server WILL survive... we just need someone else to buy 'em

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Holmes

Re: So what's the effing point?

you can say that about HPE these days.

Web uni says it will get you a tech job or your money back. So our man Kieren signed up...

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Re: product manager course

Don't forget the endless PowerPoint waffle that sends everyone to sleep so that no one can remember what was agreed.

World's first dedicated computer centre declared 'irreplaceable' by Historic England

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Re: TNMOC rocks!

The jobsworths at BP Security still stick up their noses when you say that you are going to NMOC rather than BP itself...

The BP 'tour' makes little or no mention of the NMOC so I guess they haven't kissed and made up.

A bit sad really.

I spent 6 happy weeks at BP when it was a GPO Training Centre. I still use some of the tools from those days.

European Commission refers Ireland to court over failure to collect €13bn in tax from Apple

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Re: Debt Collectors

What is happening is the old law

"You owe the bank £10 and it is your problem. You owe the bank £10,000,000,000 and it is the Banks problem."

in action. You and your missed car tax are the low hanging fruit. Easy pickings.

Amazon, Apple and the rest have teams of high paid lawyers that will take things through the courts until someone at the top says Yes or No. For the EU to fine the Irish Government for not collecting the Apple money even while an appeal to the court is outstanding is a bit disingenious to me.

It would not surprise me that the Apple money is sitting in an Escrow account somewhere waiting for the legal moves to end.

What is the probability of being drunk at work and also being tested? Let's find out! Correctly

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Big Brother

Re: and in the real world

and depending upon your physiology, you can fail a drugs test (morphine) from eating two Poppy Seed covered toasted bagels in the morning.

Don't worry people, your Spy TV/Echo/Bixby in the corner will ensure that your Employer (aka Big Bro) knows how much you are eating and drinking when you are at home. They will make sure that you are tested before you leave home for work. Can't have any liability falling on the Dear Employer now can we?

This, you understand, is a purely interim measure. You job will be replaced by robots/A.I. within 5 years. Then you won't be needed at all.

BBC Telly Tax petition given new Parliament debate date

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Telly Tax

I was always under the impression that if you don't have a TV or other methods of receiving live TV then you don't need a Telly License. Getting difficult to police with streaming services and 4K or 5K monitors being attached or part of a Computer but there you go.

I'd rather watch paint dry than some of the pure shite that is on commercial TV that has one poster already said, is peppered with adverts every 10 minutes. Anything that is worth watching gets recorded and the PVR skips over the ads but I'd like to watch stuff like the TdF live it gets really annoying to have all those endless ads for funeral plans, over 50's life assurance, that idot standing on the wing of a bi-plane and other such crap. They are almost enough to drive one to an early grave.

Thomas the Tank Engine lobotomised by fat (remote) controller

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236 carriages?

Don't you mean "Wagons"

In railway speak, Carriages are what us meatsacks travel in (or americans call Coaches)

Wagons carry freight.

Unless this is some quaint bit of Aussie lingo?

Tarmac for America's self-driving car future is being laid right now

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Re: Disabilities

Why? Insurance companies and lawyers that's why.

If you don't mandate something then the answer will be 'No', 'too risky', PRemium? Hows about $10000/yr for starters? etc etc

From slow batches to fast files, how Microsoft is luring folks into Azure

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The writing is on the wall

Well, the MS Wall that charts their path to world dominance of IT

Soon they will make it so expensive in software license terms to have on premises anything (As compared to this cloud thingy' that the beancounters will just see the price hikes and go for a 'cloud everything' solution.

Those of us old enough to remember the good old days of Citrix... will smile.

Those of us even older who can remember the good old days of 3270 (or the ICL equivalent) will just shake their head.

However all it will take is for one major breach of security on this cloud thing and the server makers will be in seventh heaven.

The old saying,

"Your data is as safe as the next security breach" is even more important when it comes to the cloud.

At least with in-house servers you could pull a few network cables and isolate the errant system. No so easy with it all in Cloud (cuckoo) land is it?

iPhone 8: Apple has CPU cycles to burn

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Re: iTunes on Windows

If you are still using Vista then iTunes won't be the only thing that won't work before long. It is just slightly better than using XP on a machine that is connected to the Internet.

No security updates. AV software going EOL etc etc etc

The writing has been clearly marked on the wall for some time when it comes to Vista.

I'm afraid that it is time to upgrade your OS. If it can't hack Windows 7 then there are plenty of reconditioned machines availble on the internet. Some start at less than £100.

Many of these will be even capable of running Windows 10... Should you desire to.

You forgot that you hired me and now you're saying it's my fault?

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Re: You were doing so well...

When it comes to blaming no wriggle room is necessary, they will blame you anyway. Arse covering in the name of the day.

There fixed it for you.

If you need to replace anything other than your iPhone 8's battery or display, good luck

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Coat

Re: "...the same score as last year."

I guess the only redeeming thing for Fanbois is that the Samsung S8 scores even lower on the iFixit ratings.

Coat with a new case for my secondhand iPhone in the pocket.

Kebab and pizza shop owner jailed for hiding £179k from the taxman

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Apple till in Ireland

They wouldn't get many sales when the Fanbois using their UK Stores discover that the Irish VAT rate has been applied rather than the UK one. HMRC would not be amused either. Unlike Google claiming that all their business was done in Dublin a physical transtaction for phycial goods is much harder to, cough, cough hide.

Now Corporation Tax payments are another issue entirely and Apple along with MS, Google and especially Amazon need to be brought to book pronto.

How Apple is taming the ad biz. Just don't expect Google or Zuck to follow

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apple doing something right for a change

and so far not a 'walled garden' post in sight.

It does seem that Apple do care about user data security. They are not perfect by any means but at least they are trying to do the right thing from a user POV.

I wonder if it won't be long before certain sites start detecting Safari and put up a notice saying somthing like

"In order to continue using this site please download a supported browser. This site will not work with versions of Safari used in IOS 11.0/MacOS 11.13.0 and later."

Followed naturally by a link to IE or Edge {only joking}

Microsoft reveals details of flagship London store within spitting distance from Apple's

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Re: A binary future for the Microsoft shop

Well, they have to do something to arract the punters... Oh wait, they might not actually sell anything....

Last year, I went to a Mall in Delaware. There was an Apple Store and a Microsoft Store.

The staff in the MS store outnumbered the customers and this was in the middle of a Saturday Afternoon.

Now, if they offered classes in how to remove their slurping from Windows 10 in ways that survived 'updates' I would think the place would be packed out for at least a few weeks at any rate.

If the offer gaming then how is that really an advert for MS? Gamers already know which games are on which platform so they'll go there for the game and buy it from wherever is cheapest in the Internet.

Which leads me to wonder what the income per sq ft of the new store will be. After all they are setting up shop in possibly the most expensive bit of retail real estate in the country.