* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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PC sales get that post-Brexit vote sinking feeling

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And what is the $/£ exchange rate now?

Around $1.39/£1.00 which is not that far removed from what it was pre June 2016.

Where are the reductions in price of IT kit?

{cue tumbleweeds blowing up the M1}

Meltdown/Spectre week three: World still knee-deep in something nasty

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And the bright side is...

The company also revealed that data centre workloads will be slower after it’s done patching.

Amazon , parts of Microsoft, etc will be rejoicing as the services where they charge by the minute suddenly got a bit more profitable.

Europe waves through Qualcomm's NXP slurp

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QC's BAU

Qualcomm can now get back to fending off Broadcom's unsolicited acquisition attempt

It must be Monday as you have forgotten their other main business...

That of filing suit against the Cupertino 'tat seller' a.k.a. Apple.

Is the writing on the wall for on-premises IT? This survey seems to say so

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Re: FEAAS

F***ing Everything As Always (is) Shit

There fixed it for you (well an alternative)

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Re: Cloud access

As Houston is in a severe weather region any company with a DR plan would have implimented it with the DR site somewhere a long, long way from that area say Nevada. Having a DR site seceptable to the same disaster as the primary one is just silly.

In the UK, it is like having you main DC in docklands (a prime terrorist target) and your DR site under the flightpath to Heathrow 500ft from the end of the runway.

In Soviet California, pedestrian hits you! Bloke throws himself in front of self-driving car

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Re: It's San Francisco

Quote:

Icon because I think some of the folks living there are from a LONG way off.

Please tell us where you think those people who are part of the Administration in DC are from. This should get interesting?

Oh wait... the US Gubbermint has shut down for a bit.

You get a lawsuit! And you get a lawsuit! And you! Now Apple sued over CPU security flaws

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Re: But will it get fixed?

You forgot the /s at the end of your post. :) :)

How many Routemaster bus seats would it take to fill Wembley Stadium?

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Great Value Article

And a darn sight cheaper than that cough-cough part work that is being advertised on TV at the moment. £1.99 for part 1 and the bits of the bonnet. I shudder to think how much the whole bus will cost. All I can say for sure that it is an order of magnitide cheaper than the plastic glue together kit I received one Christmas as a lad.

NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops

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Mushroom

Sounds like

BAU for those [redacted] at MS then. Sad really but getting the NHS off of Windows is just not going to happen anytime short of a nuclear war {see Icon}

Make Apple, er, America Great Again: iGiant to bring home profits, pay $38bn in repatriation tax

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Re: Insane Military buildup

According to Donald 'lets tweet' Trump, he's going to make america great again (MAGA). He said that he's going to 'fix' the infrastructure (roads etc). ROFL

A report a few years ago said that of every 100$ dished out by DC for infrastructure $48 was spent on Lawyers, 30$ spent in the state governments leaving a miserly $32 to be spent on the ground.

That Apple tax take won't go very far if that new metro tunnel in NYC is anything to go by as it costs $3.1B/mile.

The sums are mindboggling. Carillion was a minnow at this game when compared to the Yanks.

France to lend Brexit Britain sore souvenir of Norman yoke – the Bayeux Tapestry

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But what will they want in return

Perhaps this is just a ruse to get the body of Napoleon III, his wife Eugenie and son who are all burried in the crypt of Farnborough Abbey, Farnborough, Hants?

Flying on its own, Thunderbird seeks input on new look

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To be honest

and as a long term T'bird user,

I really don't care what the paint job looks like as long as it works.

I don't want any 'fiddling while rome burns' to make it pretty at the expense of its operation especially the ease of use.

Far too much software these days is all bling and little substence. I'll hold my hand up here as a software developer for those times when I have bowed to PM demands to 'make it pretty' rather than functional.

DXC execs: Here's another deadline for skills profiling

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DXC Management Skills and Redundo's

They'll probably get a so called expert from say PWC in to do the dirty work for them. To hell with the £1000/day plus expenses at least their hands are clean.

Wave Tata, Capita: You've lost mega-contract to rival outsourcer

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Re: "Capita ... said it still administers 15 million policies"

And is TATA going to be any better except that it will cost the Pru 30% less than Crapita and it will all be done in the sweatshops of Mumbai or wherever in India.

In the light of the Carillion fiasco when will these companies learn that... oh never mind, the beancounters rule and to hell with the real people.

Hey Europe, your apathetic IT spending is ruining it for everyone

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Re: self Driving cars

won't save the world economy. Well, if what I hear coming out of the USA is anything to go by.

There are many forecasts that seem to say that we won't need as nearly as many cars in the future. Alongside Self Driving we will get car sharing. The soothsayers are stating that the average punter won't one a car in the future but be a member of a car sharing scheme.

You will call up for a car to go from A-to-B and this self-driving thing will arrive. It might already have an occupant who also wants to go to B. When you get to B, everyone gets out and the car drives off to charge itself up and then wait for the next call to service. Yes, all cars will be electric.

That's how it is predicted to work. Personally I have my doubts about the sharing thing but I have already gone Electric which seems to attract lots of hatred (aka downvotes) here. Hey-ho, that's life.

Microsoft wants to patent mind control

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Big Brother

Welcome to the Borg

aka Microsoft.

Well, you won't control my mind so [redacted] off.

BB Naturally.

France may protect citizens' liberté with ban on foreigners buying local big data firms

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Big Brother

Interesting move

But probably against EU law but there again that has not stopped them from doing that before now has it?

Get the farmers out to block some main roads and burn some tyres. That will show those [redacted] in Brussels who is boss (which is actually germany but shhh don't tell them that)

Self-driving cars still do not exist even if we think they do

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Coming soon to the USA

GM want to release a BOLT with NO steering wheel or pedals.

https://electrek.co/2018/01/12/gm-unveils-autonomous-bolt-ev-without-steering-wheel-pedal/

Thankfully, they bailed out of Europe last year.

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

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Re: Floyd post Syd

Well, if you liked 40 minute jam sessions wrapped up in the 'Set the Controls' riff then great but they did some great stuff post Syd.

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Re: Floyd reference

I recently 're-discovered' Obscured By Clouds. Delightful and so is Wish You were Here.

Microsoft finally injects end-to-end chat crypto into Skype – ish...

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Re: So, who trusts them?

For once, I give my support to MS. This is long overdue and very welcome. The sooner it is available to the rest of us and on all platforms the better.

Also, it will give the FBI another Tech Company to complain to. Yesterday, it was Apple for their encryption and that iPhones are rather troublesome to hack into.

The Feds need to realise that snooping on what we say and do is not just reserved for the TLA's.

Funnily enough, small-town broadband cheaper than big cable packages, say Harvard eggheads

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Re: expand broadband access but frequently doing fuckall instead.

I think it is the reverse. They go to great lengths to

- make Muni BB illegal at the state level

- sabotage Muni infrasctucture

- pay off local politicians

So BAU for US Corps then.

PowerShell comes to MacOS and Linux. Oh and Windows too

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Mushroom

Powershell == Invasion of the body snatchers

There is no way that I'll ever, ever, ever let it near and Linux or MacOS system of mine.

If it appears then I'll press that big red button myself.

After spending a week battling with MS over why the MSCS bits had dissappeared from a server after the application of a patch and rolling it back made it appear again, I would have liked to do real harm to the people responsible.

They eventually issued the patch again and fixed it but being in S. Asia at the time and with the customer threatening to cancel our $4M contract over the non deliver of clustering, it still gives me the heebies and that was in 2015.

Heathrow Airport's local council prohibits drone flights from open spaces

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Re: Hovercrafts

Are registered as BOTH an Aircraft and a Ship. The ones that used to ply back and forth across the Channel all had G-XXXX markers on them.

My guess is that they will be banned under the Hillingdon ruling.

Trump backs push for bumpkin broadband with presidential orders

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Re: We just got AT&T fiber!

$400/month for 10/10 !!!! Daylight Robbery especially the $400 bit. They really are taking the piss.

Cryptocurrencies to end in tears, says investor wizard Warren Buffett

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Paris Hilton

Who really does understand them?

come on now. Don't be shy.

I'd heard and read so many different definitions of Cryptocurrencies that I'm baffled.

How exactly did they get a value in the first place.

I guess that I'm like Mr B in that I think that they are at the moment a bubble. That may change in the longer term who knows eh?

When I think of them, these phrases come to mind

Get rich quick and poorer even faster

A fool and their money

Buy in haste repent at leisure

I'm sure that there are many more.

Paris because Bitcoins aren't 'blingy'.

No wonder Marvin the robot was miserable: AI will make the rich richer – and the poor poorer

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Re Musk

Is this the same Musk who has said that he's going to make the Model 3 production more automated than any other car production line?

He is in those immortal words

"He's not the Messiah, he's just a ...."

However the rise of the Robots will lead to proper mass unemployment. Not what the left wing talk about now or in their lifetimes but not seen for close on 100 years. Some estimates show that around 80% of the current jobs will be eliminated by the use of Robots/Automation/A.I. within 20 years.

That is an awful lot of proles who will become useless to society.

I fear that in some places anarchy will be the result.

But, having no or very little income means that all those nice goodies being produced in those automated factory will sit on the shelves as only the 1% will have the money to buy 'stuff'.

What then eh?

There are many SF stories that cover this sort of scenario. I wonder which ones will come true.

Whatever the case, It ain't gonna end well

You. Apple. Get in here and explain these iOS slowdowns and batteries – US, French govt reps

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Who's next then?

Love or hate Apple at least their phones were getting updates.

My other half has an Android has not had anything for three years. I guess that it was obsolete the day I bought it for her then.

I guess that the French have a different view of obsolescence than anyone else.

Cortana. Whatever happened to world domination?

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Re: Alexa puck

"Alexa order me a six pound hammer"

"I'm sorry Dave. I think you are buying that to do damage to me."

"No Alexa, I'm ordering it to kill myself."

"Order accepted. Delivery will be in 60 minutes by drone. Please stand outside in order to recieve the package."

Doh!

Seriously, how do you know that your Alexa device is not spying on your every move including that little trip to the fridge at 02:48 this morning.... :) :)

Apple agrees to pay £136m in back idiot taxes to UK taxman

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Re: Let me guess ..

£180 quid will buy about six inches of HS2 track. {rough guestimate}

CPU bug patch saga: Antivirus tools caught with their hands in the Windows cookie jar

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Holmes

Re: SOP

to break your computer. You knew from past history this could happen yet you use non MS products.

Applies to MS products as well. How many people have had their Windows 10 system refuse to boot after the application of [cough-cough] secutiry updates supplied by MS themselves?

None of us are safe from having 'borked' systems. Sad fact of life today.

Sky customer dinged for livestreaming pay-per-view boxing to Facebook

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Re: THAT Price for one View?

"Payed" seems to be an american thing.

There are some 'americanisms' that seem to be creeping into general use that really irk me.

'train station' is one of them. It is a 'Railway Station' for heavens sake.

MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union

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Re: but they took a clear decision

Ah, but that booklet was probably written by 'experts'

You mean all those PPE Grads that have not done a proper days work in their life.

{PPE Grads naturally want to become and MP and PM again without ever having a proper job!}

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Mushroom

You forgot...

I recommend Crapita to impliement it.

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Re: Alexa, write me a Brexit compatible Customs system

Oblig

"I'm sorry Theresa/Jeremy (Corbyn not Hunt) I can't do that. You have not signed up for Amazon Prime Platinum-Diamond Edition. It is only £3b and as it is on sale, it is non-refundable. Shall I take the money now?"

How are the shares, Bry? Intel chief cops to CPU fix slowdowns

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Re: Amazon Pricing

Reduce pricing?

Are you having a larf?

They'll up the prices claiming that their AWS service is now 'extra secure' and is worth every penny.

I mean, they have to look on the bright side of life.

1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa

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Mushroom

Re: CGI is killing sci-fi

nobody said it better...

While reboots, remakes, and sequels are an appalling display of lack of ideas.

Hollywood is all about franchises. Marvel and the rest

The 'superhero' bubble must burst sooner or later. AFAIK, the more recent ones have really lacked originality.

How many 'fast and furious' or 'speed' movies do we need eh?

How long before Disney make another 'Harry Potter' film with the script written by a team of 50 twenty something writers from LA?

Bah Humbug to the lot of them.

Hold on to your aaSes: Yup, Windows 10 'as a service' is incoming

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Holmes

Re: Who didn't see this coming?

Yep.

The company calls this "Windows as a service", the idea being that users get a constant flow of improvements.

The 'service' bit is the giveaway.

Microsoft does nothing without extracting lucre when it comes to services.

"For only $99/year we can keep your PC uptodate."

Don't forget to read the 9999 page EULA along with a legal representative so that you can find out that the EULA precludes you from taking legal action when the brick your PC with an update OR you forget to keep your Credit Card details current and your 'service' periods expires.

Apple, quit milking tech-addicted fruit of our loins – shareholders

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Same old, same old

Cupertino idiot-tax collector

It seems that the 'friendliness' towards Apple that this site seemed to show was just a passing fad.

Perhaps some here are addicted towards hating Apple?

Back on topic.

Without the Apps like Facebook, Twitter, etc, etc ,etc, and games like Flappy thingy the phone be it an iPhone or any one of the thousands of Androids won't be as addictive.

Why aren't these so called concered citizens going after them then?

Nope, Apple is as always seen as an easy target.

not saying that they don't deserve it but as they are really only a bit player when it comes to phone sales and usage worldwide does not Google also bear some responsibility????

Will we see the same efforts to get them to fix Android?

You GNOME it: Windows and Apple devs get a compelling reason to turn to Linux

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Unhappy

Re: Example in today's news: Unimpressed by Gnome

Gnome is still the trainwreck that started with V3.0

I have tried and tried to get to like it but frankly, it sucks big time.

Now I run CentOS with Cinamon.

The Gnome devs really must be smoking some serious shit to think that the crap they are releasing is acceptable. For one thing, 'Ease of Use' went by the wayside years ago.

Here come the lawyers! Intel slapped with three Meltdown bug lawsuits

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Re: Which Intel CPU's

AFAIK,

ATOM's are immune because they don't use branch preduction or Out of Order Execution.

Everything else is vunerable.

Game of Thrones author's space horror Nightflyers hitting telly

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I was interested

But to watch it I will have to pay money to Murdoch. Sorry, that ain't gonna happen.

Azure VMs borked following Meltdown patch, er, meltdown

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Mushroom

Yay! Welcome to the Cloud

Welcome to the Future.

You are part of the borg collective.

You and all your data is now owned by the likes of Microsoft.

Oh, and 'test' is a 4-letter word and is like the 'dead' and the 'dodo'.

Apple macOS so secure some apps can't be easily deleted

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Re: no longer a computing company

To be fair, Tim Cook has said many times that he will give away all his money during his lifetime.

So someone will benefit. I can only hope that his gifts don't have the same sort of strings attached as those of other more well known ex IT company CEO's have.

Tim Cook does not strike me as being as personally money hungry as Mr Big Boats over at Oracle but I could always be wrong. But he was until recently not flying on private jets but commercial services. Isn't a private jet (and a white cat) all part of the things you need to get you to your private island?

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Re: Death of apple

If they die then who will the commentards here turn their hate onto? Google? Microsoft?

Who?

And we return to Munich's migration back to Windows – it's going to cost what now?! €100m!

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Just remind the germans of...

the Lockheed Starfighter and what a few [cough, cough] contributions did back in the 1960's.

Even probably the most experienced test pilot (Eric Brown) in the world found the Starfighter (After the mods needed to make it suitable for the task in hand) a heavy workload plane to fly. Many Geman Pilots died trying to fly the thing.

Then given the moves that Spain made (because they were broke) does make the Munich decision all the more sad. Perhaps there is indeed an Enemy Within?

We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare

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Re: Daily Telegraph hackette on the BBC World Service this morning

Rob Enderle (remember him from SCO Days...????) was on Radio 5's 'Wake up to Money'.

What he said was IMHO, meaningless gobbledegook (aka Marketing Triplespeak).

From what I've read, onlt certain ARM Cpu's are affected but he implied that all ARM powered phones were vunerable.

I must remember to switch off entirely when his name in mentioned.

Big shock: $700 Internet-of-Things door lock not a success

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Childcatcher

Re: I'm disappointed

regarding Luddites

There are some but for others of us who are shall we say a bit longer in the tooth than some of these company CEO's are proudly sceptical of the use of technology for technology's sake.

Like so many patents that were granted when the application was almost identical to something already in existance by got granted because the words 'on a Network' or 'using a computer' were added as if they were some secret sauce...

I'm all for appropriate use is technology but not when everything seemingly has to require an always on internet connection AND you have the likes of Google hoovering up every little bit of data on us that they can, sometimes, it is better just to say...

'Nope. The old way is better'.

Kernel-memory-leaking Intel processor design flaw forces Linux, Windows redesign

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Slowing the CPU Down?

Oh well, another few thousand lawsuiits will be heading in Apple's direction.

(sic)

Merry Christmas, UK prosecutors: Here's a special gift... a slap from the privacy watchdog

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And in breaking News

Courtesy of the Streisand effect the backlog of personal data requests just tripled.