* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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Microsoft Notepad: If it ain't broke, shove it in the Store, then break it?

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Linux

Re: Coming soon.......

Yep

Notepad 365

A real snip at $9.99/month

If this ever comes to pass then we will really know that MS has totally lost the plot.

{Most of us know that already but a move like that will just make the average punter sit up and take note and wonder if there is an alternative to what moneygrabbing MS is offering}

[see icon for one option]

Subcontractor's track record under spotlight as London Mayoral e-counting costs spiral

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Coat

Time to revert to Paper

and Humans to count the votes.

What was so wrong with that method?

One state in the USA is ditching their electronic voting because they are so hackable.

Over to your Mr Mayor?

mines the one with a well worn but usable pencil in the pocket.

Apple fires legal salvo at Corellium claiming the virtual iPhone flinger is infringing copyright

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The Corellium phone

Cheap at £1M a pop.

And there we were thinking that Apple was ripping us off with their iPhone prices.

Seriously,

I don't think Corellium has a crooked leg to stand on. If as they say, they have taken IOS and are running it on non Apple hardware for the purpose of breaking it then they are onto a loser.

But you never know with the Courts now do you!

We're not going Huawei even if you ban our 5G kit, Chinese firm tells UK

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Mushroom

Re: US trade Deal

Will mean us being made to take their Chlorinated Chicken and Hormone laden meat.

Not for me it won't.

I'll carry on buying my meat from the farmer.

Trumpton and his pals can suck on this [see icon]

Stuffing your MacBook Pro in a ziplock bag before a flight ain't gonna cut it, say Feds

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Flame

Re: Certificate Required?

You mean to say that you put your laptop in checked baggage? At Thiefrow? brave man.

The TSA will naturally overreact and just ban all Macbooks from flights. Overreaction? Yep but nowt new there then.

Let's see what the sweet, kind, new Microsoft that everyone loves is up to. Ah yes, forcing more Office home users into annual subscriptions

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Re: Not heard of Linux then?

Just you wait. MS will be coming out with their Linux (again) and everyone will jump on the bandwagon. The only caveat (picked up from Oracle no doubt) will be the subscription fee for everything.

At least RedHat releases CentOS which is functionally the same as RHEL at zero cost. Although that may change once IBM digests RedHat and throws most of in into the Do Not Recycle bin.

Nothing in this world is truly free apart from the air that we breathe (I hope)

Apple is a filthy AWS, Azure, Google reseller, gripe punters: iPhone giant accused of hiding iCloud's real backend

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Pirate

Another week and another class action against Apple

Not news really is it.

I wonder if Apple are running some form of on premises Azure or similar cloud in their own data centres?

Even if they were not, it might be hard for any of the plaintifs to prove that their bits of data did not reside on Apple owned servers.

Then it will be even harder to prove that they were damaged financially by it.

Sometimes these lawsuits seem to strecth credibility beyond reason. Unlike in the UK, there is often very little come back in the way of costs being awarded against the loser. Make these shyster law firms pay and very soon all the frivilous cases will magically disappear.

I'm all for suing the bejesus out of a company for doing wrong but sometimes these are just a joke and a needless drain on the court system.

It's heads you win, tails you lose as Microsoft introduces CoinFlip™ for Windows 10

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Linux

Re: getting rid of bugs

They might do that but they'll just introduce more to replace them.

Such is the way of the world these days.

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Re: Have i got invisible rose-tinted specs on?

Nice list but sadly you are shouting at an empty building. They won't listen.

Your option 3 is exactly what Apple has been doing for several years. I think it was Ubuntu that got us into this six-monthly cycle. Personally, I hate it which was why I left Ubuntu and went to CentOS. (This was before Canonical thought about long term releases before anyone points this out)

Psst. Hey. Hey you. We have to whisper this in case the cool kidz hear, but... it's OK to pull your data back from the cloud

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Linux

I think MS has seen the tide turning

That's why they have increased the cost of running MS software on any cloud but their own.

Next will come hefty uplifts for on-premises workloads. They'll say it is your own private cloud so cough up.

Some companies will do the sums and carry on bringing workloads back in house. OThers will buckle under the pressure and move to Azure.

Then MS will increase their prices as well. You just can't win with this cloud stuff. The sooner it all blows away the better if you ask me.

Tux because even MS can't yet charge me for running it on my own hardware.

'Yet' being the operative word.

FBI, NSA to hackers: Let us be blunt. Weed need your help. We'll hire you even if you've smoked a little pot in the past

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Big Brother

Re: New Acronym

Nah... well at least for any potential politician...

"But I did not Inhale"

US court nixes Google's $5.5m court payoff over Safari Workaround – no one affected saw cash

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Childcatcher

Yet people still trust them

You are the product. Remember that. Your data provides them with income.

Stop using them directly. Starve the dragon.

But will people do that or just shrug their shoulders and let Google snaffle their lives.

Storied veteran Spitfire slapped with chrome paint job takes off on round-the-world jaunt

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Facepalm

Re: Greenland

If Greenland is not West of West Sussex then why to some transatlantic flights heading WEST fly over Greenland?

Greenland is also on the American side of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Answers on a postcard and addressed to 'The Naughty Step, The Register'

Unless West Sussex has suddenly been transported to SoCal that is?

It's 2019 – and you can completely pwn millions of Qualcomm-powered Androids over the air

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No word on the possible impact on Apple?

As they also use QC and Broadcomm components in their iDevices.

Perhaps those are suffuciently different as not to be affected by this.

I hope that Google get their act together and make EVERYONE using the Android brand provide security updates for at least 3 years. At the moment it is pot-luck and in that game, the odds are against you getting more than 1 year of updates.

Android devices are indeed a lot cheaper than those from Apple but not updating them is IMHO a cheapskate move.

Microsoft hikes cost of licensing its software on rival public clouds, introduces Azure 'Dedicated' Hosts

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Re: only a matter of time before Microsoft pushes its own Linux distribution

You mean like they did before?

I expect it will have lots of telemetry and 'phone home' all in the interests of improving the customer experience naturally.

Avoid like the plague.

Slackware rules ok!

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's two-dozen government surveillance balloons over America

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re: That Wall

There will be one to the North and those ornery Canucks will pay for it All

{projected tweet from Potus just before the first primary of the 2020 election}

GoDaddy's daddy goes: Chief exec Scott Wagner steps down as hosting biz swings into the red

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Joke

Not enough Jam then Harry

in your RolyPoly's?

UK parliament sends snippy letter to Zuck and his poodle Clegg as it seems Facebook has been lying again

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Holmes

FartBook lies to Governments?

This is news?

This is a surprise?

Hell no it isn't. It is just BAU for Zuck, Clegg and friends.

Bring back the old Cleggy, and Compo in wellies naturally.

What's the last piece of software you'd expect to spy on you? Maybe your enterprise security suite? Bad news

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Re: Stop spying on me!

This

Don't access personal accounts at your job.

Should be ammended to

Don't access personal accounts at your job using company owned computer or network equipment.

By all means (during permitted breaks) use your own phone (and data allowance) to read your own emails. Don't use the company WiFi.

Then everything you do is separate from the company and is outside their permitted snooping.

Official: Microsoft will take an axe to Skype for Business Online. Teams is your new normal

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Re: Never get too wedded to a particular product

This

MS have a long history of scrapping things without always having an easy migration path

this can easily apply to others so...

Google/Alphabet have a long history of scrapping things without always having an easy migration path

SOP in most of the IT Industry these days I'm afraid

Outsourcing giant Capita handed £145m for UK.gov's Personal Independence Payment extension

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Facepalm

Ah... Crapita - What could go right eh?

IT will be late, over budget and bear very little resemblance to the original spec.

ergo, what's changed from any other Government IT Project.

Cambridge Analytica didn't perform work for Leave.EU? Uh, not so fast, says whistleblower

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Re: Not a dysfunctional family with Daddy telling us what's good for us.

Oh... you must mean Boris's pal Trump then. Since they both hail from NYC they are obvious buddies and not Farage who is all bluster and shake.

NASA trumpets Orion completion as India heads to the Moon

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Facepalm

Re: India is going to the moon with my tax.

the UK Money ends up going into Indian Businesses who take jobs from here and offshore them to India.

simple ain't it eh?

For heaven's sake: Japan boffins fail to release paper planes in space after rice wine added to rocket fuel

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Alien

Re: imperial units

Rees Mogg is stuck about a decade before World War I.

I beg to differ.

My guestimate is that he was born out of the debris of the Battle of Austerlitz in 1805 and is stuck in an early Victorial time warp that every so often broaches itself into the 21st Century.

Stones, meet glass house: Mind behind Windows 8 GUI disses Windows 10 over leak

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Facepalm

Re: stop fucking around with the start menu

Fiddling with stuff until it breaks is just a normal day at the office for MS.

They seem to delight in taking things that work and have few complaints about and decide to 'fix' it.

Look what they did to Skype etc etc etc.

Why are tools that remove their madness so popular?

Will they ever get the message?

Somehow I doubt it.

Rather sad really and a waste of all that talent that could be put to better use like getting rid of all those tiles. (personal choice that one).

If at first you don't succeed, Fold? Nope. Samsung redesigns bendy screen for fresh launch in September

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Re: wants vs needs

IMHO, virtualy no one needs a foldable phone but lots of people want one.

Bragging rights

Ain't I so cool.

Bling.

etc etc

If you aren't in that group then just wait for 2 or preferably 3 years and the technology might that become more reliable (And cheaper) by then.

Free supported Java turns up in latest SQL Server 2019 preview

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Facepalm

Re: Paying Oracle

Exactly

Why move from one lot of Vendor lock in (and ever upward licensing/support costs) to another equally nasty/dirty/shyster vendor when you can give both of them the 'virtual' finger eh?

Virgin Media promises speeds of 1Gpbs to 15 million homes – all without full fibre

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202?

Don't worry BT, 5G will come to your rescue. It is the promised land isn't it?

Personally, I'll possibly start to believe their [cough, cough] promises when Openretch start putting fibre in for people with phone lines that arrive overhead.

Airbus A350 software bug forces airlines to turn planes off and on every 149 hours

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Childcatcher

Re: Why is there a choice?

Memo... Insurer to Airline

Install the patch or you are NOT insured.

Yours

Moneybags Insurance GMBH

Seriously, Aircraft need regular and importantly periodic inspections That should be more than enough time to install the update.

'We've done it, we've wasted further time!' Judge raps HP over Mike Lynch court scrutiny

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Alien

The question is...

Will BoJo still be PM by the time this case is settled?

It seems to have been going on for decades already.

It's Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Tech industry speaks its brains on Brexit-monger's victory

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Mushroom

Re: Please

Run for POTUS Boris. You can do far more damage these and we get to see the back of you.

Silly money: Before you chuck your chequebook away, triple-check that super-handy digital coin

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Coat

Avoid

especially if it has anything to do with FaceBook.

Mines the one with pockets full of change.

Microsoft bungs a billion bucks at biz developing AI that will take our jobs 'for the benefit of all'

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Holmes

For the Benefit of all???? ROFL

Sorry SatNad, the only one to benfit is Microsoft. Everything you do is for the benefit on MS.

But I'd like to know what his answer to the following question is.

Hey SatNad, when all the AI Systems and Robots have taken our jobs who will be able to afford to feed themselves let alone pay for MS products and services?

Come on now. Don't be shy! Tell us what you think...

Enjoying that 25Mbps internet speed, America? Oh, it's just 6Mbps? And you're unhappy? Can't imagine why

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Re: No @#$&

Nah.... Punched Cards ... The 72 Column ones please.

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Re:Tethering

Currently, I am paying an extra $30/month to tether my cell phone data plan to my home network.

Man are you getting robbed blind. Most Mobile contracts here include tethering at zero cost.

I use it all the time when I'm out.

Sadly what you are saying is typical of what goes on all over the USA. So much for being No 1.... No 1 in being mugged by big buisness perhaps.

And your POTUS is more concerned with sending tweets bad mouthing Sadik Khan than governing his country.

UK.gov drives ever further into Nocluesville, crowdsources how to solve digital identity

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Pint

Re: One time token

This:-

Then the user can select which identifiers wants to share, which of its personal data, who to share, and for how long. It generates a secure verification code that can be used to identify.

Is going to be a HUGE problem.

Lets be realistic here.

- This system will run (badly) by the likes of Crapita

- It will all be stored in the cloud

- Which is run by our (sic) good friends the Americans

- Who have to give it all up to Uncle Sam should the be asked

- It will take 10 years to develope even something as simple as this due to deature creep

- It will be horribly over its £1B budget.

And finally,

- It will never work due to the Feature Creep (trying to be all things to all men).

As it is Friday, time for a wet one.

Apollo 11 @ 50: The long shadow of the flag

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Re: The moon

and all have to stay at the newly completed Trump Towers at $500 per night per bed. Working parties are sent out each day to build the latest of his twenty lunar golf courses.

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Re: Afghanistan and Baseball

Aren't they rather better at Cricket than Baseball?

To me, they were a revalation in the World Cup. They were really unlucky not to win a few games.

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Facepalm

Re: It's absolutely farcical that people still believe they went.

And the world is flat and you will fall off if you try to sail West from Europe.

BT staffers fear new mums could be hit disproportionately by car allowance change

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Facepalm

A clear case of 'Be There'

or get hit financially.

Operation Desert Sh!tstorm: Routine test shoots down military's top-secret internets

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Bloody Sand gets everywhere

Even into a really clean DC as I found out in Riyadh.

By everywhere, I mean everywhere including inside one of those big RED Button switches that you find inside most DC's.

During a test, the button was pushed and nothing happened. Only after the sixth press did the system start failing over.

Said switch was removed after the test and found that it was half full of sand.

further investigations revealed that it had been installed while the room was still a building site and naturally you don't think to clean inside a switch when making the room clean now do you?

The Backup DC had exactly the same problem when the insides of the 'big Red Button' switch was examined the following week.

This wasn't on some super secret network but just the ATM system for a major bank.

We need citizen devs, cries Microsoft – but pricey new licensing plans for PowerApps might put paid to that

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Holmes

Microsoft: We need you

but we need your Money more! (says the most valuable company in the world by market cap)

No change there then!

MS BAU

Red flag: Verify to be marked 'undeliverable' by gov projects watchdog

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Pint

Unfortunat choice of words perhaps?

Indeed, through 2016 we were looking at it and we were working with IPA

Too much IPA could result in the mess that the project is in today.

Have another one on me {please}

Brit consumers still holding off on buying new PCs until that Brexit thing is over and done with

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Re: they will have to find another scapegoat.

There is an old song by 'The Who' called 'Boris the Spider'

The chorus goes

"Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly"

but the last verse is very apt

He's come to a sticky end

Don't think he will ever mend

Never more will he crawl around

He's embedded in the ground

If BloJob becomes PM, it won't end well.

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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See those flying Pigs?

I thought not. That's what Boris is basically promising. It won't happen.

FTTC was a walk in the park compared to FTTP.

Typical Politician. Promising things that they know sod all about but it makes a great soundbite don't it eh?

Amazon's bugging of homes has German boffins worried that Alexa may be an outlaw

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Re: Alexa

"Oh, and Alexa, please take down all of AMAZON.COM while you are at it."

"Delete of Amazon.com added to my action l..... {no carrier}"

One can dream can't you eh?

In the meantime all of this

"spy kit that we have to pay for so that it can spy on us" {That' an oxymoron if ever there was one...}

is banned from my network and all the domains and IP's blocked at my firewall.

Yes, I've been swotting up on court evidence in advance, says Autonomy founder Mike Lynch

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Re: Full disclosure?

And really diligent 'due dilligence' as well.

HPE really do need to sharpen their game or they are going to lose big time. The question is... can they or more importntly do they know how.

Quantum goes open and passwords must die in a week of Microsoft fun

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Re: "Go passwordless - switch to PIN"

It isn't more secure than a password IF the password is at least 10 characters and not a word in the OED.

Then their is the thrust towards biometrics. The majority of current devices that use W10 won't be able to do this without some extra hardware (camera or fingerprint reader) to that is a dead duck before it get going HOWEVER, I would not think it very far fetched for MS to demand that Laptop/Tablet/AllinOne's include some form of biometric device and that systems without it won't be supported beyond say 2022 or not able to run Pro/Busness versions of W10 and also lose access to new functionality all on the interests of Security.

MS has lost the plot big time if they think that PINS are a step forward. I look forward to NOT using them.

Train maker's coder goes loco, choo-choo-chooses to flee to China with top-secret code – allegedly

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Pint

Nice Picture

Well done el Reg for using a Picture of Didcot Railway Centre and a bunch of Steam Locos from at least 60 years ago.

None of these will have any 'code' to steal or hack or be infected with malware although the crap coal (usually from Poland) that we have to use these days is a huge problem and means a lot more cleaning and maintenance of the Loco's. Oh for a nice load of Welsh Steam Coal!

As it is Friday have one on me (at the appropriate time naturally)

SQL Server 2008 finally shuffles into the home for retired relational databases

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Joke

Re: AnzoGraph DB

He'll be claiming that his DB bends spoons next... :) :)