* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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COVID-19 sparks new wearables to push the pandemic away

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Coat

Re: Antisocial distancing

I'd rather wear a Fedora than a baseball cap turned around the wrong way. In fact I'd rather wear a Fedora than any baseball cap unless I was actually playing baseball that is...

Mines the MCC Blazer with white had in the pocket.

Microsoft announces official Windows package manager. 'Not a package manager' users snap back

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Boffin

Why not use an existing Package Manager?

Are you mad?

You WILL do things the Microsoft way or not at all. That is the Microsoft Way, the world masters of NIH.

Oh, and they'll change the package format with each and every update. /s /s /s

NASA's Human Spaceflight boss hits eject a week before SpaceX crew launch

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Big Brother

Re: The NASA Offce of Inspector General was involved

OR... Trumpo said those immortal words "You're Fired (and not into space)"

Could it be? Really? The Year of Linux on the Desktop is almost here, and it's... Windows-shaped?

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Re: coming soon

You had me until you said 'Subscribe'.

Boo hiss.

Seriously, it is the way the MS is going to go and I decided a long time ago that I was not going to play their game (subscribe or don't get patches) and left the MS shell game behind.

Fancy watching 'Bake Off' together with mates and alone at the same time? The BBC's built a tool to do that

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Joke

Re: And yet they still can't manage subtitles....

The subtitles are probably there but only availably on the Teletext channel.

Attorney General: We didn't need Apple to crack terrorist's iPhones – tho we still want iGiant to do it in future

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Alien

Re: Apple told The Register - ????

Strange times these... are they not?

Note that even Fox News has come out and told people NOT to take the same anti-malarial drug as Trump as it could kill you.

For those two things to happen really does show that the world has indeed turned upside down. All we need is a 3rd miracle and the disaster will be over... (sic)

Dutch spies helped Britain's GCHQ break Argentine crypto during Falklands War

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Pint

Re: Carbonade Flamande

Hmmm. I have a couple of Bottles of OTT (Old Tongham Tasty) that might be ideal for this.

The last of 2019's Onions need eating up and my herb garden is looking pretty good.

That's Sunday Lunch sorted..... Thanks.

Huge if true... Trump explodes as he learns open source could erode China tech ban

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Mushroom

re: great 48 United States...

Wot! Has Trumpo sold off Hawaii and Alaska and didn't tell anyone? Was that money going to be use to buy Greenland?

Fox News demands to know!

Seriously, I really do hope he explodes before November. But there again, the GOP might just keep him president after all dead people can still vote in many US States.

Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain

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Re: like going back 60 years and going out with a jug to get some milk

You don't have to go back that far.

Going out for the Milk (in a large white enammeled jug) and the bread (only edible if covered in Mllk)

was part of the daily ritual when working in parts of the former USSR in the mid 1990's. The Milk tanker would arrive and sound it's horn. People would emerge from the 'projects' and form an orderly queue (err... don't we have to do that today???) to get the milk. Hand over a few roubles/tenge/sum and your container was filled with milk that was still warm.

History does repeat itself...

Openreach boss denies BT selling stake in UK's national broadband plumber

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Re: Warning: Weasel Alert...

BT could be preparing to make OpenRetch a totally separate company (As Sky, VM and Talk-Talk want) if OFCOM says jump.

Then the issue of ownership would have to be sorted. It might even need an act of parliament given the strategic nature/national security impact of the OpenRetch network.

You can't have it both ways: Anti-coronavirus masks may thwart our creepy face-recog cameras, London cops admit

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Alert

And in other news...

Facemask makers are gearing up to start making masks with BoJo's face on the front.

All the more BoJo's to confuse the Plod!

What can be wrong wtih that...?

Facebook to surround all of Africa in optical fibre and tinfoil

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Re: Can someone explain?

The extension of the 3rd rail network from Bournemouth to Weymouth was done on the cheap and used Auiminium 3rd rail. It has been wonderful in its unreliability especially in summer.

It isn't the panacea that many people think it might be. Jointing will be an issue.

Then there are the pirates operating out of Somalia. A slow moving cable layer will be a huge target for them will it not?

I wonder if FB has factored in the cost of paying the ransom's for the crew?

NHS contact tracing app isn't really anonymous, is riddled with bugs, and is open to abuse. Good thing we're not in the middle of a pandemic, eh?

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Pirate

Re: Do it right from the start

"Projects and development are often run to deliver functionality and completion in the shortest cheapest possible way."

Ah... you mean the 'copy code from StackOverflow' methodology!

You overstepped and infringed British sovereignty, Court of Appeal tells US in software companies' copyright battle

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Black Helicopters

US Law applies worldwide

in the eyes of Lawyers and Judges in the USA.

The sooner that the rest of the world wakes up and recognises that and even passes laws specifically denying the applicability of each and every US Law in their jurisdiction the better the world will be.

Xiaomi Mi 9 owners furious after dodgy Vodafone software patch bricked their mobes

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Facepalm

"Reaching out to customers"

I really hope that they have an alternative to their now borked phone for 'the reaching out'

Openreach tells El Reg it'll kill off copper sales in 118 UK locations next year

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Holmes

Re: 118

But can you afford to call it?

Sky Broadband is not the UK's cheapest, growls ad watchdog

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Re: Disappointingly

In other words...

You get what you paid for.

Sometimes buying the cheapest costs you more in the long run.

The Rise of The (Coffee) Machines: I need assistance. I think I'm running Windows. Send help

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Holmes

Re: that as users never read...

Then with no failure reports it mush mean that Windows is perfectly error free...

That's the assumption that MS has been working on for the past 20 years. (sic)

Microsoft's Family Safety app drills into kids' screen time, browsing habits to help 'facilitate a dialogue'

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Boffin

Re: it can still get worse

it WILL get worse

There fixed it for you. Give them an inch and they'll take a dozen miles.

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Pirate

Lipstick on a pig

can't hide the fact that it is still a pig.

How many companies come to regret re-branding a popular thing?

Facebook-for-suits puts on a fresh jacket. 'Classic' Yammer is so 2018. Behold, a public preview of 'New' Yammer

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Holmes

Ah Yammer... I remember it well

We had it at one place I worked. IT wasn't too bad but as soon as Microsoft bought it, the level of use dropped to zero. I wonder why? :)

Microsoft doc formats are the bane of office suites on Linux, SoftMaker's Office 2021 beta may have a solution

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This...

one of a few occasions where the product feels dated

given some of the websites that have recently gone all 'ribbony' which can take up 1/3rd of the screen then feeling dated is no bad thing.

the real questions should be...

- Does it work?

- Am I productive with it? (or does it get in the way of me doing my job?)

IBM to GTS staff: Not volunteering to leave with a redundo cheque? We'll give you a helping hand

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Terminator

Meet the new boss

Same as the old Boss

{The Who, 'Won't get fooled again'}

Apple owes us big time for bungled display-killing cable design in MacBook Pro kit, lawsuit claims

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Facepalm

Re: plunging £ will render Apple products unaffordable anyway.

"The Donald' will make sure that we continue to pay through the nose for anything that supposedly comes from the wonderful, magical, brilliant... USA MAGA and all that.

Along with the Hormone laden Beef, Chlorinated Chicken and GM Maize, we will be [redacted] and [redacted].

Yes, I'm being cynical but there is a possibilty that as the US has us over a barell when it comes to the trade negociations we might end up being a really, really big loser. Just so we can export some Scotch to the Yanks. Doh!

Microsoft claims AWS has used new JEDI mind trick with secret contract objection filing

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Shhhh.... Don't mention

the Lockheed Starfighter to the German Airforce.

The point of containers is they aren't VMs, yet Microsoft licenses SQL Server in containers as if they were VMs

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Facepalm

Where there is a will, there is a way

For the arcane licensing conditions imposed by the likes of Microsoft and Oracle to shaft you then they will do so and hit your costs hard.

Such is the way of the world.

BT suspends shareholder payments as folk forgo pricey sports TV deals for matches that won't happen anyway

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Re: Awaiting the whinging

With all this uncertainty about, the only certain thing to come from this will be a huge share sell off.

The BT share price will drop and soon will become a penny stock. Thankfully (or possibly not) the Gubbermint has a veto if as is very likely a foreign company comes in and tried to buy it for peanuts.

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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EEE$$$slurp

naturally.

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You will obey!

and install this download.

MS seem to be acting more and more like Daleks in recent times.

YOU WILL OBEY!

Seems about right.

{proudly MS free since Sept 2016}

O2 be a fly on the wall during BT and Vodafone's video calls: Telefónica's UK biz, Virgin Media officially merge

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Re: And the losers are...

How much debt does Liberty Global have? Lots and lots and lots I'll bet.

Can they service it without [cough][cough] aquiring a lot of nice juicy assets as almost zero cost? Then they can sell those nice juicy assets to service the debt.

Microsoft puts dual-screen devices and Windows 10X in the too-hard basket

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Re: you could locate the "Ribbon"

We'd need a screen oh... about half the depth of the main one for that (sic).

At least it would be better than trying to use Office (with ribbon) on a laptop with a 1440x768 screen. It seemed that about 1/3rd of the screen disappeared behind the god awful thing. Not good for productivity.

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Joke

Re: Saying that, improving W10 and fixing its various faults has never been a priority for MS anyway

Bob, the one man doing that job is currently furloughed...

Comms giant Telefonica confirms O2 in talks to merge with Virgin Media

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Boffin

I hope OFCOM

step in to stop this.

IT will mean price rises all around for both sets of customers.

How much debt has VM got? How much has Liberty Global got?

Where is the financing coming from? More Debt? probably.

Xiaomi emits phone browser updates after almighty row over web activity harvested even in incognito mode

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Holmes

re: White House says no more foreign grid gear

Why isn't all this kit including US made stuff air gapped at least once from the internet?

This is a clear case of ... well something that has bolted a long time ago.

Three is the magic number, unless you're Apple. That's how many million iPad shipments it was down in Q1

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Re: Overpriced

There are plenty of used devices available at substantial discounts (once all the Pawn shops open, there will be even more to choose from)

Jeff Bezos tells shareholders to buckle up: Amazon to blow this quarter's profits and more on coronavirus costs

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Holmes

Re: Robots don't get Covid-19

They can carry on as before as long as the employees wear full HazMat suits (at their cost naturally)

Apple on 2020 so far: OK, so iPhone sales are a bit glum. Wearables, music, apps, vids to the rescue... almost

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Thumb Up

Well done El Reg

back on form with

Cupertino idiot-tax operation

BAU for this site CV-19 or no CV-19.

Lars Ulrich threatens to make another Metallica album during web chat with Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff

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Thumb Up

Re: Deluded article from a cretin

Have an upvote for 'Unforgiven'. A great track.

Far better than almost all the tat that passes for Music these days.

Prank warning: You do know your smart speaker's paired with Spotify over the internet, don't you?

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Childcatcher

Re: Until some vendor takes security seriously...

About 2030 then...?

(or 8 years post CV-19 vaccine becoming available)

Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink

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Big Brother

Re: There is an option to...

Can you be 100000000% sure that said printer will actually obey that setting?

No, you can't.

Pulling the plug or at least stopping the things from phoning home with appropriate firewall rules is the way forward.

The HP of today is a poor imitation of its former self. It it time they stopped insulting its founders and change its name to something like "RipOff Computers and Printers" or "FAKE" (Fail And Kill Everything)

CFOs are crossing fingers and hoping a second wave of COVID-19 does not appear, says Gartner

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Boffin

If the CFO's are worried

then I really hope that they can slow down the inevitable headlong rush to open up again ASAP.

There will be lots of PHB's out there chomping at the bit to open their businesses again so that they can re-assert their PHB rules on their unsuspeting staff.

All I can hope is that the ones that get it in the 2nd wave are the PHB's that are pressuring for their business to open tomorrow rather than waiting a bit longer.

Patently dogged: Apple unleashes lawyers to slash $454m patent rip-off bill – even after Supreme Court snub

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Mushroom

Lawyers doing what lawyers are bred to do

Delay, delay and prevarocate.

The longer a case takes means more money for them. Take SCO vs IBM as an example. Started in 2003 and still not finally resolved. The [cough][cough] court appointed trustee (a lawyer) is still racking up costs.

Is it any wonder that the legal pro(fession) is almost universally loathed. Come the revolution right up there at the front of the line for dealing with are the lawyers.

A lot of us would rather [see icon] than be friends with any of those scumbags.

Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP

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Joke

Re: "What does digital signage show when humans aren't around?"

The blue screens will be a signal for all those indoctrinated into the MS Borg (especially Sharepoint users) to rise up and roam the world looking for people using Linux or Android or any bit of Apple 'tat'. They'll destroy the non conforming items and make the offenders join the MS Borg.

"Windows is the World" they'll chant as yet another update is rammed down their throats. Those borg members who fail to survive the endless reboots will be Ctrl-Alt-Del'd into the fiery furnaces of hell.

All hail our masters from Redmond. Bow down and pledge what remains of your life to the great god Satnad.

[the above is a joke ok and not a plot line for a future Dr Who episode ok!]

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Joke

Really?

Your hardworking Register hacks, of course, remain immaculately turned out at all times and are not at all unhinged.\

Photos please or is this just more fake news?

As for me, I'm wearing a summer off the shoulder dress (with accessories naturally). The only way to check that will be to hack my system and turn on the camera. Oh wait, there is that bit of black tape over it. [see icon]

Billionaires showered with wealth as experts say global economy set for long and deep recession

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Alien

re: The company I work for makes and sells information

So you are responsible for all that 'Fake News' then?

Make information ==== Fake News.

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

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Holmes

Re: Free for non-commercial use?

'costing an arm and a leg' for business use is SOP for companies like MS.

They are really only interested in BIG BIG and BIGGER companies. The small guy is just not impotrtant to them hence the pricing.

I like the idea of a small business license. Remember back to the good old day when they had this thing called 'Small Business Server'... Did pretty well what it was intended to do and was at an almost bearable cost. Then they got rid of it.

Move fast and break stuff, Windows Terminal style: Final update before release will nix your carefully crafted settings

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Alien

Re: If not exist

Everything always exists in the perfect lovely magnicifent wonderful world of Windows at Microsoft.

Out in the real world... things are somewhat different as we all know.

The rumor that just won't die: Apple to keep Intel at Arm's length in 2021 with launch of 'A14-powered laptops'

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No surprise then

Intel has failed to deliver most of what they have promised in the last 5 years.

As the article stated, they have lots of ARM design experience and seem to think that they can take the overall performance of a MacBook to levels that Intel can't deliver.

It remains to be seen if they can make it happen. Intel should have seen this coming a mile off.

Work from home surge may work in Wi-Fi 6's favour, reckons analyst house

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Holmes

another Pink Elephant

alongside IPv6 for the ISP's to ignore.

How many ISP's support IPv6 with their cheapo crap routers that we get to use?

What incentive, apart from a huge increase in monthly charges will there for them to give us WiFi 6?

TBH, I'd rather have a decent configurable firewall in their router before WiFi 6.

Microsoft 365 invites users to 'Ask Me Anything' – as long as it doesn't require a clued-up exec to deliver clear answers

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All About Teams

Understandable really[1]. Given the current level of MS Advertising for the thing.

[1] Other conferencing products are available.