* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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Why cloud costs get out of control: Too much lift and shift, and pricing that is 'screwy and broken'

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Re: Cloud is expensive

It is rather sad that the Beancounters and the PHB's don't see it that way.

Like offshoring, it can work BUT...

it often doesn't.

Far too often those seemingly running the show think that the latest trend/fad/buzzword is the path to untold riches.

Act in haste repent at leisure.

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Paris Hilton

Cloudy costs get out of control?

Wot! The beancounters who pushed for everything to go into the cloud got it wrong? Shirley not...

Quick... fire those beancounters.

What do you mean that they've moved on to other companies!

Sigh!

Everything's falling apart. The Moon is slowly rusting up – and it's probably Earth's fault

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Joke

But...

A significant number of bipeds on Planet Earth (mostly in the USA I'm led to believe) truly believe that the Earth is only a few thousand years old. So how can this :-

It turns out that the total oxygen delivered to the Moon from Earth in 100 million years is sufficient to generate the hematite we see

be true.

Hold the front page. Earth isn't 4000 or so years old! (see icon)

Amazon spies on staff, fires them by text for not hitting secretive targets, workers 'feel forced to work through pain, injuries' – report

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Holmes

Re: next iShiny?

But... that iShiny uses bog standard components just like a Dell, HP, Lonovo, Samsung or whatever?

So those companies will have poor buggers out in the mines digging up the same stuff as they do for Apple won't they?

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Boffin

Re: Dystopian Nightmares Inc.

Don't forget the White Cat. You gotta have a White Cat if you are an evil genius who is plotting world domination.

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Facepalm

Why would Bezos run for POTUS?

When he can buy half the countries in the world and be El Presidente for Life? (Like Trumps pal Putin)

Borking all over the world: At home or abroad, you're never more than 6ft from a BSOD

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Thumb Up

with all the resilience of a snowball lobbed at a blast furnace.

That has to be the El Reg 'Quote of the Week'.

It is a perfect way to describe Windows Systems. Oh for the days of Tandems when you could replace a CPU etc and the machine would just keep on chugging along.

Facebook rejects Australia's pay-for-news plan, proposes its own idea: How about no more articles at all, sunshine?

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Childcatcher

Re: Opening up for competition from others

The less FB becomes relevant, the better. So this might provide an opportunity for others to come up with alternatives that don't steal our life and sell it to advertisers and are not deliberately addictive (by design).

There Fixed it for you

While you lounged about all weekend Samsung fired up its biggest-ever chip factory and started cranking out 16Gb LPDDR5 DRAM

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Re: USB 3 Standard

And the recent renaming has really helped normal people understand what different between USB 3.1 and USB 3.0 (NOT!)

Funny, that: Handy script for wiping directories is capable of wreaking havoc beyond a miscreant's wildest dreams

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Pirate

Re: My contribution ...

Yep been there done that.

Two lessons were learned.

1) before doing any rm -fr do a pwd just in case.

2) become very anal about doing total system backups before any upgrade

What can go wring will go wrong!

Zuck says Facebook made an 'operational mistake' in not taking down US militia page mid-protests. TBH the whole social network is a mistake

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Childcatcher

re: TBH the whole social network is a mistake

Ok Zuck. Time to put your money where your mouth it. As the majority shareholder in Facebook, you could just close it down. You have the voting rights to stop any protest. Yes, you will lose most of your $100B fortune but if you really, really cared about the human race it would not bother you.

But... naturally you won't close it down and you will continue to get richer on the addictive design of Facebook.

Bah Humbug!

You Musk be joking: A mind-reading Neuralink chip in a pig's brain? Downloadable memories? Telepathy? Watch and judge for yourself

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Big Brother

Re: stream ads directly into your brain...

shortly followed by Politically correct thoughts.

Big Brother Mk 20 == Total Mind Control of the Population. All hail Musk the Messiah.

Little Timmy might not get that notebook this Christmas: HP warns of CPU, panel shortages in run-up to holiday quarter

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Never mind HP

by next year, Apple will be using their own Silicon and there will be more supply from Intel for you and Dell and Lenovo.

Apple's move away from Intel could do other makers a favour... until such time as Intel finally gets their act together.

Brave takes brave stand against Google's plan to turn websites into ad-blocker-thwarting Web Bundles

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To Sum up...

Google is the devil in modern clothing.

Avoid if at all possible.

TikTok CEO quits after less than three months in the job

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Facepalm

Re: Borkzilla

You must be new around here.

There is a regular series of articles entitled 'Bork Bork!' (or something like that) and it is invariably a Microsoft Operating System that has forgotten what day of the week it is (or worse) and refused to boot after a BSOD.

Supreme Court rules against Huawei in long-rolling Unwired Planet patent sueball: Take the licence terms we set or else

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Pirate

Re: 1/ they are a patent troll

Wrong.

They are a very successful patent troll.

NHS Digital sets aside £800m of taxpayers' pork to inject a bit of Agile development into its 'ongoing live services'

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Holmes

NHS & Agile?

This won't end well.

roll up, roll up. The next big gravy train is pulling in to an A&E near you.

Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool

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Linux

W95 was a pinacle

and it has mostly been downhill ever since.

W2000, Server 2008, Win 7 were good. The rest? Meh leading to the god awful Tiles in W8. W10 was the last straw for me. Now it is CentOS (server) and MacOS(laptop) with a few R-Pi's around the place as well.

A bridge too far: Passengers on Sydney's new ferries would get 'their heads knocked off' on upper deck, say politicos

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Holmes

Almost as big a fiasco as Crossrail

where the untested and unproven signalling system is shite but they still plough on spending millions rather than putting in an older proven system just to get the effing thing open.

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Joke

Re: Make use of the problem

Nah.

Label the upper deck - POLITICIANS and LAWYERS ONLY

Apple hits back at Epic, says Fortnite crew wants a 'free ride' on fees: Let the app store death match commence

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re: eat your hat

I take it that said hat is a mexican sombrero then?

IMHO, Apple plus Google (Epic have filed suit against them as well remember) will lose this fight. The laws of unintended consequences will take over and I get the feeling that Epic may well have signed their own death warrant despit winning. Win the battle but lose the war.

Disclaimer. I own an iPhone (secondhand iPhone 8) and have never paid Apple directly a brass farthing for an iDevice and all the apps I use on said iDevice are free (train times etc) and I certainly don't game on the thing apart from the odd bit of Sudoku or Solitaire.

Chromium devs want the browser to talk to devices, computers directly via TCP, UDP. Obviously, nothing can go wrong

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Brilliant

Now that web safety has been completely solved,

That sentence needs to go down in El Reg history.

That aside, there is a reason why Chrome is banned from my network. Anyone in the IT world would see the grand canyon sized holes in this idea.

Google really have lost the plot unless it is all part of their next generation slurping system.

UK national debt hits 1.46 Apples – and weighs as much as 2 billion adult badgers

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Re: So give us an MacBook Pro

Even if that remote possibility came true, some people would not be satisfied. Fact of life I'm afraid.

You'd think 1.8bn users a day would be enough for Zuck. But no. Oculus fans must sign up for Facebook

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Alert

Preparing the ground

to pull the plug on Occulus perhaps?

If (and that is a big IF) Apple get their AR devices right then Occulus is a dead duck. With Apple clearly trying to do more on device processing as they are with Siri they might (and that's a big might) literally clean up in that tech area. All the rumpurs are pointing that way.

Either way, I was not even remotely interested in an Occulus device and with this restriction the chance of me buying one went to around 0.00000001%. The same goes for any Apple device even if it is the bees knees and the greatest thing since... the last greatest thing.

From per-processor licensing to... per-follower? Oracle said to be in talks to buy TikTok’s US operations

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Holmes

Please Oracle buy this [redacted]

It will soon be worthless now that Trump is promoting 'Triller'

Will Triller become tainted because the king of uncool is promoting it?

Sun welcomes vampire dating website company: Arrgh! No! It burns! It buuurrrrnsss!

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Re: Inappropriate garb? Me? Probably daily ...

As a long distance biker, I've always carried a spare clutch cable and a set of Thottle Cables (on the old bikes) These were as suggested already laid and ready to go. I had a cluch cable go in the middle of Turkey (1976). Two days later, in Istanbul, I managed to get the old cable repaired (some heavy duty soldering). Cost me under £1.

I've been to an interview less than 24 hours after an accident where I dislocated my shoulder and cracked a couple of ribs. I removed the sling before going into the interview. I got the job and my manager had a good laugh when I told him about the accident after I started working for him.

ANPR maker Neology sues Newcastle City Council after failing to win 'air quality' snoopcam project bid

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Facepalm

Laws of unintended consequences

No Local Authourity will invite Neology to tender for contracts for the next 10 years.

I wonder if they ever thought that filing suit might kneecap themselves (or be a footgun moment extraordinaire)

How do you solve a problem like Privacy Shield? US and EU policymakers kick off discussions

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Re: Store data in the Cloud

Whilst you are correct I fear that you are talking to a stable door years after the horse has bolted.

There are hardly any companies or indeed Guberments that are not rushing headlong into the cloud.

I'm sire that it won't be long before a FTSE 500 company goes TITSUP because their Cloud has been hacked and all the data stolen.

Epic Games gets itself epically banned, launches epic Fortnite death match with Apple over App Store's epic 30% cut

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Mushroom

With Google removing Fortnite and also being sued

the stage is set for an almighty legal shootout.

I would imagine that Apple and Google would try to get the cases conjoined and then they could fight Epic together.

A wonderful time to be a staff lawyer (on all sides)

For the rest of us... sit back, get the popcorn in and see how this plays out.

I expect that the likes of Spotify will join in on Epic's side.

I hope whoever loses has a viable 'Plan B' as someone is going to [see icon]

US govt proposes elephant showers for every American after Prez Trump says trickles dampen his haircare routine

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Oh has diddums thrown his toys out of the pram (again)?

It really is time for him to be taken to a place of safefy, his safety. He is a real danger to the civilised world.

Please USA throw this [redacted][redacted] out on his fat arse in November.

eBay won't pass UK Digital Service Tax costs on to third-party sellers – unlike Amazon, which simply can't afford it

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Re: How convenient

That's Bezos's rules. Heads, he wins. Tails, you lose.

Avoid Amazon.

We have bad news for non-US Microsoft fans: The incoming Surface Duo is underspecced, overpriced, and over there

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Childcatcher

Hey Satnad!

Please keep this device to yourselves. It is as has been said, over priced, underspec'd and basically shite when compared to what is out there.

I will admit that there might be a few small niches where this is perfect but the SOC is positively ancient and the battery capaicty stinks.

Just take a look at the latest Lexus ux-300e

https://insideevs.com/news/438425/lexus-ux-300e-opens-online-reservations-uk/

It's design is from 2015 (and that is being kind)

Using CHAdeMO is DOA when Europe has gone CCS. Where are the 350kWh CHAdeMO chargers? {cue sagebrush blowing in the wind}

The on board charger is 2013 tech level.

etc

etc

etc

I see much of the same with this device. If it had been released in late 2018 or early 2019 then maybe but in the second half of 2020 and USA only???

Memories of the Zune come flooding back.

How is Trump's anti-Chinese rhetoric playing out? 70% of smartphones sold in the US are – surprise – made in China

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Black Helicopters

Perhaps... just perhaps... ?

Someone sould tell Trump that he should be setting an example to the rest of his citizens and use a phone where all the hardware and software components are made in the USA. He needs to ditch that NSA approved iPhone at the very least

What? It is not possible?

Oh well... What goes around, comes around.

Microsoft: The UK is facing an AI skills gap. If only there were a humble cloud giant that could help

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Mushroom

Re: the usage tends to be a little basic.

Perhaps those UK businesses aren't so keen to put all their eggs in one basket?

AI as it presently used is not that sophisticated and relatively unproven. Would you want to risk your business on some almost unproven AI system just on the word of Microsoft who has a vested interest in getting its adoption increased?

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Big Brother

Really?

It also pointed to 52 per cent of UK workers using AI to "work faster and smarter"

Is an AI system used to prove that fact? If so then it sort of stands to reason.

I guess in 2022 deciding if you should get out of bed in the morning will be decided by an AI?

Sometimes, computers and especially so called smart ones can be effing stupid when it comes to applying even a modicum of common sense.

Huawei Matebook X Pro 2020: Nothing too crazy but at least it's more fixable and cheaper than comparable Apple wares

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Joke

Ok... Just don't try taking it into the USA

Trumpo's Border Cops will think that you are a Chinese Spy.

Transport for London asks Capita to fling Congestion Charge system into the cloud

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I thought that TfL was flat broke?

That's what the Mayor was bleating about just a few months ago. Now they can spend loadsamoney moving a working system into the cloud that as we all know sometimes does not work.

Why?

Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops

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Re: personal data

How about if you cannot get into a hospital or see a doctor if they do not have access to all your personal data.

Oh... you must mean when the NHS is sold off to a US Healthcare Company and we start getting mega sized bills for even the smallest treatment. £1000 per Blood Test seems about right.

That's how we roll: OWC savagely undercuts Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels with bargain $199 alternative

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Pint

Still taking the piss

I'd go for four of these

https://www.diy.com/departments/diall-dolly-150kg-capacity/1530965_BQ.prd Under £4.00 a pop.

and be done with it..

Apple making the things from unobtanium was just the last straw. mind you, the OWC option is still far too expensive.

almost time for a nice pint of Harvey's Best. It if Friday after all.

USA decides to cleanse local networks of anything Chinese under new five-point national data security plan

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Re: app free stores

But... while Android allows side-loading then there really isn't much point is there?

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Missing words

We will also work with foreign partners to ensure that undersea cables around the world aren’t similarly subject to compromise.

Should that not be something like

We will also work with foreign partners to ensure that undersea cables around the world aren’t similarly subject to compromise by anyone other than the NSA

I guess that bit was [redacted]

China slams President Trump's TikTok banned-or-be-bought plan in the US

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Childcatcher

Re: Boris want's us...

Sorry no he does not. Dominic Cummings wants...

Don't forget who is pulling Boris's puppet strings.

You think the UK coronavirus outbreak was bad? Just wait till winter: Study shows test-and-trace system is failing

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Re: If a rule or piece of local bureaucracy gets in the way of this ..

If a rule or piece of local bureaucracy gets in the way of this, let NHSX know and Serco will charge you 1000s to write a propsal for a specification for a pie in the sky system that might in a year of sundays fix it for you.

That's more like the reality. No fixes will come at a cost under eight figures.

Microsoft confirms pursuit of TikTok after Satya Nadella chats to Donald Trump

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Re: LMFTFY

He tries to hit them every few days at ginormous taxpayer expense.

There fixed it for you.

If he does not get a hole-in-one at every hole, the Secret Service put a spare ball in the pocket just to please their boss.

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Why?

Microsoft are on a hiding to nothing here. They'll pay 'loadsamonry' for an asset that will be worthless inside a week.

China is playing patsy with Trump and the so called author of 'The Art of the Deal' really is looking like a doofus.

Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people

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Joke

Re: and fuelled with..?

Beard trimmings perhaps?

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Holmes

As long as the range....

is enough to get old beardy to his private island then it will be enough.

PErsonally, it needs to be able to fly from London to Sydney over the ocean all the way (i.e. down the Atlantic, hang a left at Cape Town and over the Southern Ocean all the way to Oz.

Naturally, that ain't gonna happen so this will be another DODB (Dead on Drawing Board) project.

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

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Facepalm

Re: On helpdesk calls

Er... can't you just send the missing ethernet cable via snail-mail?

Australia to force Google and Facebook to pay for news and reveal algorithm changes before they whack web traffic

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Re: Beware of the leopard sign

Why would that make any difference to people in Oz? They have plenty of far more deadly wildlife right in their own back yard.

Now if it said 'Keep Out! King Brown inside'

They would take note and stay well away.

If you own one of these 45 Netgear devices, replace it: Kit maker won't patch vulnerable gear despite live proof-of-concept code

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Mushroom

Where are the class actions?

This sort of behaviour is normally guaranteed to start several class actions.

Otherwise.... Netgear can go suck this [see icon]