* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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With less than two months left, let's check in on Brexit: All IT systems are up and running and ready to go, says no one

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Re: Apparently still negotiating

With the rise in COVID cases almost all over Europe (including here) governments in the EU states will have other things on their mind other than approving a deal or an extension of our transition period.

We are doomed! This time for real.

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Re: Have an upvote

for mentioning the 'Farage Garage' aka Kent.

too bad he's over in the USA glad handing Donald 'Four more years' Trump and complaining about all the shops, hotels and offices that have been boarded up in preparation for the election result.

For the rest of us, the 1st Jan 2021 will become known as Footgun day. The day when our collective [redacted] comes home to roost and almost all trade with the EU stops dead in a mountain of paperwork and totally incompatible IT Systems.

None of our apps (except those 3) could secretly slurp Facebook user details, devs rage to High Court of England and Wales

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Big Brother

The second rule about Facebook

is

Only Facebook is allowed to collect data about its users.

The first rule is naturally, never to talk about Facebook. That's probably why Cleggy has been so quiet.

H2? Oh! New water-splitting technique pushes progress of green hydrogen

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Re: Producing hydrogen is a stepping stone

Isn't methane one of the more dangerous greenhouse gasses?

Isn't the thawing tundra rin danger of eleasing gigatonnes of the stuff?

AFAIK, that's about the last thing we want to create.

You can't spell 'electronics' without 'elect': The time for online democracy has come

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Re: 52 states?

the term 52 states is often used as follows.

50 states of the Union

PLUS

Washington DC (yes, there are people who live in DC and they get a vote)

PLUS

Puerto Rico (a state in everything but name)

Yes, 52 is factualy wrong but many people understand what it means.

No, your software ideas aren't copyrightable, US judge tells SAS amid its long-running feud with Brit outfit

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I wonder how this will affect Oracle vs Google?

and their spat over Java.

If software is not copyrightable then does not Oravle's case fall flat on its face?

Perhaps, perhaps not.

Interesting times.

Google's plan to make User-Agent string even less useful breaks our device detection tech, says NetMarketShare

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Flame

Re: Trouble is which version of the standards

Back in the day.. it is Microsoft and IE6 that defined the standards.

Not the standard is whatever Google decides that they would be...

This is clearly wrong but that's life and us plebs have to accept it.

An the browser designers just have to lump it. Google + Chrome controls the internet even if many of us would rather wash our mouths out with soap than use Google for anything.

Certainly time for google to be broken up. I'd go for a million tiny pieces.

Return of the flying car, just when we all need to escape

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Black Helicopters

Re: 6G

Nah, Semaphore towers alongside the rotting roads. About 1000 characters an hour but that won't stop /social media addicts from clogging up the system.

Windows kernel vulnerability disclosed by Google's Project Zero after bug exploited in the wild by hackers

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Re: Google Project Zero being dicks yet again

Nah... that's Google being Google. Dipsticks through and through.

Right to repair? At least you still have the right to despair: Camera modules cannot be swapped on the iPhone 12

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Joke

You forgot to add

that everyone just love Pumpkin flavoured Latte's. /s Well, it is that time of year after all.

iPhone sales shrink for 2nd year in a row as delay to next-gen mobile launch hits hard

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Re: Why "upgrade"?

It should be said that Apple phones are not the most expensive ones out there. Samsung makes at least one that costs more then the Apple flagship.

The annual upgrade process is a godsend for many of us. The churn allows many of us to buy slightly used iPhone at well under RSP.

We shall have to wait until next quarter to start to understand the effect 5G is going to have on sales. Until then, the jury is out.

Fancy building to-spec PCs for the Bank of England, and more? A £46m end user support contract is up for grabs

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Joke

Put it all in the Cloud

Job done. I'll have the £46M paid into my Chinese Bank Account thank you very much.

Yours

Donald Trump.

[see icon]

Brave browser first to nix CNAME deception, the sneaky DNS trick used by marketers to duck privacy controls

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FAIL

Re: ads that show you what you are looking for

funny that. The few ads that I see are ALL for things I was looking for. I had one from Amazon today that was trying to sell me a travel guide for somewhere I visited in 2014 and given the current situation, it will be highly unlikely that I'll be even thinking of going back before 2024.

Anyway, who wants the 2014 version of a travel guide?

Brit accused of spying on 772 people via webcam CCTV software tells court he'd end his life if extradited to US

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Re: There is the Harry Dunn / Anne Sacoolas business

Just stop all extradition cases until that one is resolved in the British Courts.

We send far too many people into the hell hole that is the US Prison System.

Oculus owners told not only to get Facebook accounts, purchases will be wiped if they ever leave social network

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Big Brother

And to think we complain about...

the Apple 'lock-in'. This move by Faecaebook takes the whole concept to new levels of scumbaggery. This will be the new baseline.

I can't wait for someone to reverse engineer the Oculus H/W and provide a new service without the Facebook Big Brother Overlord watching your every move.

Stop using Zuckbook now. Vote with your feet. Give them the finger.

Windows 10 October 2020 Update has arrived... and so have the fixes. Plus: Fancy a discount on a Surface Duo?

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Just in time for

Bork Tuesday followed by

Patch Wednesday.

Don't cry MS fans. The Apple team have the delights (sic) of 'Big Sur' to come. That is gonna cause problems the side of Mount St Helens before it blew its top.

IKEA Croydon (FYI: that's a place in outer London, not a type of DIY cabinet) likes things in pairs, from chimneys to bork

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Re: Croydon is a UK city, not an IKEA product

Croydon is a Borough in South London, not a city.

TFIFY.

I'm old enough to remember the gasworks that used to be on one side of the road (where Sainsbury's is from memory) and the power station that burned the coke produced by the gasworks.

Facebook is leaky, creepy, and trashy. Now it wants to host some of your customer data

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Facebook hosting my data?

That is as likely as Trump becoming the next Pope.

Is there no depths that Zuck and cronies will stoop too in order to get their hands on our data?

Don't be an ass. Of course there isn't. Zuck is nothing more than the worst sort of trailertrash.

Ubuntu 20.10 goes full Raspberry Pi, from desktop to micro clouds: Full fat desktop on a Pi is usable

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Full fat desktop on a Pi is usable

And has been for me since I obtained my first R-Pi 3 and ran Fedora on it.

What is so special about Ubuntu on a Pi?

Love Minecraft: Java? You'll have to learn to love your Microsoft account as well – it will be required next year

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Re: You are being tracked by Apple / Google Way more,

Google is in business to track your every move 24/7. How else can they sling ads at you?

Apple is a bit of a mystery and for the moment, we'll have to believe what they say in that they don't sell your details and I've yet to see them slinging ads at me.

Time for you 'IGotOut' to get out of your bedroom and see what is happening in the real world.

Google, Microsoft, Facebook and many, many more are all trying their dammdest to build a picture of you that makes the scene that Orwell painted in 1984 look like a 3yr old's kindergarden art scribbles.

Back on topic....

FU Redmond.

Like a good defragging? The latest Dev Channel Windows 10 might be for you

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Windows

Wonderful

This:-

The solution? Turn it off or roll back Windows 10.

Just turn off W10. You know it makes sense, perfect sense.

COVID-struck holiday rentals firm Airbnb shacks up with ex Apple design honcho Jony Ive in multi-year deal

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Joke

Re: Heeeeerrreees Jony!

And they'd only rent rooms to people who are matchstick thin because the new rooms are only 9mm wide. Fatter people would be told that they are 'holding their breath wrong'.

Iran sent threatening pro-Trump emails to American Democrats, Russia close behind, says US intelligence

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FAIL

Re: Uhm

Proud Boys? \

Oh yeah. The same Proud Boys that Trump failed to condem. Instead, they were told to stand down and stand by.

If they were a Biden conspiracy would Trump really not come out and tell the world every other sentence that 'they are out to get me! and it is all Biden's fault'.

Samsung to introduce automatic call blocking on Android 11-capable flagships

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For every spam call I get

I'd like to be able to charge the company that they are [cough][cough] supposed to come from for the call ando for the time out of my life that I'm not going to get back.

Then... just perhaps

The likes of

Amazon (I get more of these than the rest put together)

Microsoft

BT (WTF? It is their network that the calls are coming over.)

Mastercard/Visa

HMRC

Might {ok, who am I kidding eh) just perhaps make efforts to stop the spammers from dirtying their name. OR perhaps they simply don't give a damm?

Congrats, Meg Whitman, another multi-billion-dollar write-off for the CV: Her web vid upstart Quibi implodes

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Childcatcher

Perfect... just Perfect

qualifications for her to run a POTUS in 2024.

Blonde? Check

Made companies go bust? Check

Yep, a perfect candidate for the GOP in 2024.

Sic

When you tell Chrome to wipe private data about you, it spares two websites from the purge: Google.com, YouTube

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Holmes

Re: "It is a bug..."

They don't say when it will be corrected AND if the correction will not be rolled back at some later date (another bug naturally).

Samsung aims boot at Apple's decision not to bundle a charger in with the iPhone 12, foot ends up in mouth

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Re: Apple fanbois and fangurls,

The only group more obnoxious is the Tesla fanbois and fangurls

TFFY

Come on, Amazon: If you're going to copy open-source code for a new product, at least credit the creator

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re: You can do better, El Reg

Isn't the motto of this site 'Biting the hand that feeds it'?

That's what makes this site different.

Amazon could do the right thing and told the world that 'we basically stole this from xxxx. We did that because it was good shit and the licence allowed us to'. Everyone would have known clear and upfront and they'd be getting a lot less flak here for that.

Instead, they did the minimum. I guess the word 'magnamous' has been erased from thw Amazon list of permitted words and behaviours.

UK's National Audit Office warns full-fibre rollout strategy is leaving rural Britain behind. Again

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Joke

Re: Moving goalposts

But the Jones's next door have 1Gb I want 2GB NOW.

wail

wail

wail

Has Apple abandoned CUPS, the Linux's world's widely used open-source printing system? Seems so

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Childcatcher

Re: CUPS sucks

Please read the comments about HP printers. Many, many perfectly good printers were sent to recycling because makers would not supply a W10 driver. FU Priter makers and FU Microsoft.

How many other perfectly good devices failed to work on W10? Is there some conspiracy to make you spend money you don't have on new fevices? YES, YES and thrice YES.

Microsoft does not support my ancient brother printer yet MacOS does without having to find the driver, download it and then install it. On MacOS, it just happens which is the way it should be.

NHS looks to the market for advice on one system to replace two separate, giant Oracle ERP and HR systems

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A hornet's nest within a can of worms running systems worth billions of pounds..

and will never work properly

be despised by staff

cost at least three times the current estimate

and be five years late.

Facebook doesn't know its onions: Seeds ad banned after machine-learning algo found vegetable pic 'overtly sexual'

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PuritanBook has lost the Plot!

big time.

It is well past its close down by date and should be shut down ASAP.

What is your 'intent'? Google Assistant opens door to chatting with third-party apps

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I wonder...

what percentage of Phone users (both Android and IOS) actually these [redacted] things?

I only have siri enabled so that car play will work. Other than that I find that they are a POS.

Google and Apple are spending a huge amount of dosh improving (sic) their things but how many are actually using these 'featues'?

Facebook's anti-trademark bot torpedoes .org website that just so happened to criticize Zuck's sucky ethics board

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Big Brother

All hail Emperor Zuck the First

I bet he sings 'I rule the world' (note the missing 'when') in the shower every day.

We just need to make sure that there is a revolution that deposes him ASAP

The question is... will his criticism censorship 'bot' force the take down my El Reg account?

If that happens then he really does rule the world.

UK ISP TalkTalk confirms it will MullMull go-private takeover offer valuing it at £1.1bn

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Re: All you need to ask is

I think you meant

Ruining

But yes. Debt of all kinds is a killer. How much debt has CV-19 added to the worlds top 20 economies? Lots and lots and lots and it will all need to be paid back at some time. Who by? Us normal paople of course.

After ten years, the Google vs Oracle API copyright mega-battle finally hit the Supreme Court – and we listened in

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Re:American Law does not recognise any limitation

and I fully expect that adoption of US Copyright Law and acceptance that US Copyrights prevail will become a key part of trade deals in the future.

Frankly, I hope neither side win. It is a case of deciding who is the lesser of two very evil companies.

We'll see restrictions on code that makes it inoperable where US Copyright law prevails. Another brick in the wall of america's self isolationism. 4th world here thet come.

All it needs is for some large corps to decided that they are going to boycott US Markets and Companies and stating that doing business with them is just too expensive from a litigation POV.

As Cpl Jones would say, 'they don't like it up em'.

Big Tech to face its Ma Bell moment? US House Dems demand break-up of 'monopolists' Apple, Amazon, Facebook, Google

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Childcatcher

Meanwhile...

The top people in Bejing will be rubbing their hands with glee. Here is their commercial enemy self-destructing right before their very eyes.

Alibaba and the rest will be ready to pounce.

{and on the QT, another big wedge of Yuan will be transferred to a certain account in the Caymans along with the message 'well done comrade Donald'}

Consultant leading Surrey County Council's £30m jump to new ERP system will bag £177,000 as £83m cuts bite local citizens

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ERP Systems

Are just ways for set fire to £50 notes one after the other. So many grandiose schemes fail you have to wonder why anyone bothers with them these days. After all... Excell is good enough for Track and Trace why pay millions for next to nothing?

{sarcasm over}

China takes TikTok-WeChat ding-dong to World Trade Organization, accuses US, India of breaking global rules

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Re: WTO? WTF?

Exactly. You beat me to it. Trumpistan (aka USA) is only interested in international laws when they benefit them.

Exactly. You beat me to it. The EU is only interested in international laws when they benefit them.

Exactly. You beat me to it. The UK is only interested in international laws when they benefit them.

There fixed it for you.

Complexity has broken computer security, says academic who helped spot Meltdown and Spectre flaws

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Re: Have an upvote

for mentioning RT-11 and RSX-11M. Back in the day, I spent many an hour/day writing device drivers for both those OS's.

The new model seems to be 'security through obscurity' has morphed into 'security through complexity' and the downside is that so many developers really don't grok writing safe, secure and unbloated code.

'Hello World' is not a 5Mb (or more) executable.

GitHub users speak their brains on Microsoft's open-source efforts: ASP.NET shines, but WPF is 'a disaster'

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GitHub owned by Oracle?

When this Larry's gang get invited to the party?

I'm sure that it is Microsoft but it does not matter.

Both are as bad a the other one.

I see MS's problem as that are trying to do doo much with limited resources. Spread too thinly.

The result is everything is in a perpetual 'Beta' state. The Marketing people are in my mind to blame.

Microsoft Marketing... The depatment of thousands of ideas that are all doomed to fail but at least they tried them all...

Who watches the watchers? Samsung does so it can fling ads at owners of its smart TVs

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Re: Humax FreeSat ... save the recordings to USB?

Thanks. The FoxSat ones (from a decade ago) saved to USB and the files were playable on other devices. Brilliant.

I'm glad that I have a spare FoxSat box. I just bought a couple of genuine remotes from EBay. I should be ok for a while.

I'm hoping for a R-Pi DVB-S solution ASAP.

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Re: Not connecting the TV isn't enough

That is always assuming that you have not ditched (or never had) in the first place anything to do with Facebook.

If you have a Pi-Hat you can easily block all FacaeBook connections.

My 50in Sony tv has never been connected to the internet and will never be if I have anything to do with it. IT gets is signals from FreeSat or from my Humax FreeSat PVR. Neither are connected to my home network.

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Re: Humax FreeSat

do the modern Humax FreeSat boxes allow you to save the recordings to USB? The old FoxSat devices did.

Microsoft lends Windows on Arm a hand with emulation layer to finally run 64-bit x86 apps at last

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Facepalm

re: that there isn't a proper ARM Linux disto

Wrong. Think again

http://isoredirect.centos.org/altarch/7/isos/armhfp/

CentOS for ARM does exist and the abov link shows you where you can download it.

10 seconds with a half decent search engine would have told you that.

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Mushroom

Re: Welcome to Windows Phone all over again....

Hey SatNad is that you?

If Linux is such a POS then why is MS embracing it like there is no tomorrow?

If Linux is such a POS then why is it running everywhere? How many devices do you have that run some version of Linux in the background?

Linux isn't perfect. not by a long shot but it has been a lot better and more stable than Windows has especially since that monstrosity called Windows 10 came out.

As a long time computer user/developer/geek, I said enough is enough with W10. I now no longer use any Windows systems. (hurrah!). These days, it is all Linux or BSD or MacOS and good riddance to the Microsoft Way.

(do it our way or not at all)

Eat that Redmond [see Icon]

EU's decision on UK data adequacy set to become 'political football' in broader Brexit negotiations

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Re: All your data are belong to ...

There are obviously some supporters of Mr Cummings around today. Please go and sit on the naughty step until you see the errors of your ways. The sooner both he and Bojo are consigned to the scrapheap the better.

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Re: Cummings has a brilliant solution

Don't you mean Cummings aka Baldric?

Oh silly me. Some of Baldrick's cunning plans seem actually sensible when compared to those coming out of No 10 since BoJo took over as Chief puppet.

Spain's highway agency is monitoring speeding hotspots using bulk phone location data

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Re: Perhaps the answer...

It was black. with those numberplates that are supposed to fool speed cameras, blacked out front passenger window. I caught up with it at the Traffic Lights on the A33. It took off with a Range Rover Sport (white) in pursuit.

I find that the drivers of Black German made cars are a different league of numpty to those in white ones.

It takes a special sort of numpty to drive into the back of a stationary Motorcycle in broad daylight (at a set of traffic lights). That happened to me in 2016. The female numpty was driving a black Audi RS8. The bike was a right off.

Alphabet promises to no longer bung tens of millions of dollars to alleged sex pest execs who quit mid-probe

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Re: Complaining is a dangerous business

Whistleblowers do need to be aware of the 'Snowden Laws'. If you take on someone of sufficient size, then there is always the risk of you not coming out the other end in good shape.

Snowden took on Uncle Sam and they didn't like being told that their systems were a POS security wise.

Try doing that to shall we say a more unscrupulous organisation and... you fill in the blanks.