* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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A brief history of BLADE SERVERS: From the Big Bang to the, er, 'unblade'

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Re: Industry Standard Bus?

There was a book released by DEC that told you how to design interfaces to connect to the UniBus in the proper way. Along with the Schematics that cam with the Systems, yes Unibus was propetary but it was darned easy to build an interface for and DEC didn't stop you doing it. We had a dodgy interface that messed up all the DEC disgnostics even if it was placed after a Bus Repeater so we made sure that it was always disconnected when their Field Service came to do a PM on the 11/45 we were using.

Them were the days.

Microsoft shareholders wave through CEO Satya Nadella's massive pay package

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FAIL

Re: Future with Nadella

expanded on his cloud strategy to get Microsoft apps on every internet-equipped device on the planet.

Talk about making pigs fly. Does anyone in their right mind even remotely think that this is doable?

Does you leccy meter that sends your reading to the mothership need a Word Interface? Does it even need to run Windows of any shape or form? Does it need an SQLServer Client or even client access to CRM, BizTalk or any other MS product?

My current smart meter does not. I know that it runs Linux.

Does he think that every Router on the planet is going to have some MS software in it?

The list of area where MS will fail is very long. Perhaps he should become a Politician. They always promise stuff that is clearly impossible to deliver (if you have half a working brain that is) but they make great sound-bites don't they?

Give nerds their own PRIVATE TRAIN CARRIAGES, say boffins

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Re: One way?

If you believe one what I heard today during the Autumn Statement then the age of the Pacer is coming to an end.

I'm sure that Northern Rail would love to keep them because they are cheap to run but if NR wants the next Franchise they have to promise (with fingers crossed behind their backs) to get rid of those '4 wheel not so bendy busses'.

Yeah right, pull the other one. Still EU (so don't vote UKIP or you may have to suffer them for longer) will make them illegal to operate around 2020. No Disabled Toilets etc.

Microsoft hikes support charges by NINETY TWO PER CENT

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It will be worse

The Reg's exploration of Microsoft's site in other nations and languages – a tricky thing to do given Redmond geo-targets content – doesn't yield conclusive proof the hike is global.

don't forget that the US Charge is without TAX. By the time it gets over there it will be $1 = £1 and 20% VAT to boot.

They have to pay for all those unsold Surface RT's somehow don't they?

One year on, Windows 8.1 hits milestone, nudges past XP

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Re: Win 8.1 and Office

You have perfectly described the 'Lipstick on a Pig' scenario. Underneath it is still a pig.

I'd even prefer to battle with the Ubuntu U/I (I'm a CentOS/Gnome-2 person) than Windows 8.whatever.

So what if if it cheap. 1366x768 screens on cheapo laptops are beyond a joke these days. Dell were selling 1600x1200 laptops in 2003. Where is the progress?

Chef and HP cook up partnership for infrastructure as code – even on Windows

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Re: Automated config never existed before?

Of course it has existed before.

As a friend of mine if very fond of saying,

The more that you re-invent the wheel, the more square it gets

I'd really like to know what makes Chef so attractive and why it is better than anything else in cluding sliced bread.

Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE

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American Pies

(queue the song...)

don't have pastry tops. More like a Flan that a proper pie.

Now if the petition were about suet Puds then I'd sign it in a tick. Even supposedly good chefs can't make suet pastry to save their lives.

Steak & Kidney Pudding with lashings of proper gravy. Yummy.

APPLE set to Air PLUS-SIZED iPAD – claims mag

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Coat

Re: A plate of...

I have a bit of 12in vinyl by a band called 'Humble Pie'

Dead Steve Jobs to give iPod MP3 evidence from beyond the grave

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You seem to have forgotten

that it was the Fruity company that was the first major player to ditch DRM in the face of fierce opposition from the record labels.

Sure they might have been douchbags (and still are) at times but they made DRM'd music a thing of the past and for that we shoud be thankful.

Unless you are a lawyer you can't really know if their actions are Anti-trust or not. At the time, there were plenty of other players in the MP3 market (eg Creative). Remember that this was all happening 10 years ago.

Fiat 500X: A fun-loving Goldilocks who'll get down and dirty

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well...

Both the 500X and the Evoque are pug ugly vehicles. That squashed rear of the Evoque? wtf?

Amazon DROPS next day delivery amid Cyber Monday MADNESS

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How about...

A chamoix leather?

Then she can give it to you and say,

"Clean my car!"

Yahoo, Bing beg 'right to be forgotten' wipers: Don't FORGET about US

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Re: WOW

They should rename it to Bling.

Then advertise it to 'The Only Way is Essex' crowd and ther use of the site will quadruple.

Cool Innit!

Ex-GCHQ boss: Hey, UK.gov, have you heard how crap iPhone biometrics are?

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Naturally

What is, however, missing from the debate is what is necessary to provide secure, inclusive technology

If he told you, he'd have to kill you.

BORGED! Expat moves from New Zealand to Norway to be acquired by Cisco

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If you want to avoid UK Footie then

head to the middle East. It is all Real Madrid and Barcelona.

I was in a 4* hotel in Jordan recently. Getting them to change the channel from a re-run of a re-run of a 4yr old el-Classico game to see a premier league game was an impossibility.

I've encountered the same in Dubai, Doha and Bahrain. The sports bars often have the flags of Real, Barca, Inter, Bayern and sometimes Liverpool up on the walls. The rest? forget it.

Messi is a hero. He is in a lot of TV adverts.

Ironically, it is easier to see the likes of Man U (note to self to wash mouth out with soap), Arsenal (ditto) and Chelsea( ditto twice over) in places like Sao Paulo.

{I support a team in the conference ok!}

Be your own Big Brother: With the help of Apple, Facebook ... oh, HANG ON

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In other news....

Sales of tin plated steel boxes increase by 1000%.

Switch the thing off and put it in its own faraday cage. No GPS tracking of what you are doing/ where you are etc.

{other methods of stopping this are available}

Men, Women and Children: Shows how crap the internet is via the medium of crap film

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Re: "Starring Adam Sandler"

Adam Sandler?

Avoid at all costs.

I thank you.

UK.gov mulls three-point turn on three-point turn thanks to satnav. Weeeeeeee. THUD

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Boffin

Satnav lesson 1

1) how to turn the bloody thing off

Do this and you have passed.

My former next door neighbour used to set her satnav for a trip to the local Tesco's. Less than one mile and you had to pass the bloody place to get off the housing development. She got all snotty when I asked wht she did that. Her excuse was that she needed to know if there were any traffic holdups. you could just about see the place from her bedroom window.

Pass me the GPS Jammer please.{only joking M'lord}

Blackout Saturday: Oracle website DIES after mammoth US shopping binge

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Oracle's Black Saturday discounts?

maybe a measly 0.005% hence the rush to place all those upgrade orders before the end of the year saving just what exactly?

Or the synic in me says that this is all a ploy to get them some attention when just about everyone else couldn't give a [redacted] about their crapware especially their business software.

Samsung makes investors happy with $1bn share buyback

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Re: Desperate times

Nah, it shows that they are desperate to keep the share price higher than their trading figures alone would warrant.

They don't have the billions and billions of won in the bank like Apple.

Yes there is a school of thought that by doing this they can be seens to be doing something but frankly apart from the Semi-conductor division where the margins are rather thin, the rest of the company is a bit of a basket case. The flasgship S5 has just about tanked when comparing actual sales against projected sales.

Apple on the otherhand were literally forced to intitate a share buy-back to satisfy one major investor. While they could afford it, it appears that they'd rather have the cask in the bank.

Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register

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Re: Excellent article

The thought of twin 2-stroke doozle engines in a car is mind boggling.

I'd prefer a Diesel-Hydraulic rig myself.

BT said to have pulled patent-infringing boxes from DSL network

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Ahem...

Rather than cut a licensing deal with ASSIA, and faced with daily penalties of £250,000 per week if it continued running the system,

A daily rate and you quoted a weekly rate in the same sentence.

Too many Wheatabix this morning perhaps.

As far as the patent owners gos, well they would say that wouldn't they.

If their patent is so vital to the running of a DSL network then perhaps it should be included in the standard for the service. Then they'd get pennies instead of pounds so they won't like that.

Even thought we all hate BT for blindingly obvious reasons I actually applaud them for removing the offending kit from their networks. If it does not lead to a network meltdown then I wonder if other providers will do the same. Could it be that the Patent owners might have shot themvelves in the foot by demanding such high fees.

Watch this space.

This is probably not over yet.

Social misfits and group interviews: Yup, it's the startup interview circuit

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Boffin

Then there is the Interview test

Where they try to see if you the dumb/ingornat/wanting to do your best candidate can fix the problem that has had them stumped for weeks.

so you write that nifty bit of code

does it get you the job?

What do you think then sucker!

Maybe not so prevalent over here but in parts of the USofA? yep.

don't even get me started on the phantom interview. The one where even the person doing the interviewing won't tell you anytihng of relevance about the company because they are so paranoid about telling anyone what they are doing that makes the whole procees a total waste of time.

iPhone sales set to PLUMMET: Bleak times ahead for Apple

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It is Monday and ...

It's Jasper with his usalt Anto apple diatribe.

Move along there, not news.

Mighty Blighty broadbanders beg: Let us lay cable in BT's, er, ducts

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What are the odds ...

That if the likes of Talk-Talk get access to BT's ducts suddenly all the non Talk-Talk connections get disconnected?

At least with BT only having the access if they screw up then it is their fault.

We have a winner! Fresh Linux Mint 17.1 – hands down the best

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What about?

the MATE spin for Fedora?

https://spins.fedoraproject.org/mate-compiz/

and for SUSE

https://en.opensuse.org/Portal:MATE

If MATE is so wonderful and you don't want Ubuntu underneath

Brit mobile firms in FOURPLAY TUSSLE – how very French of them

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Re: MVNO

Manager Virtual Network Operator

or something like that

Tesco Mobile is an MNVO in that it uses someones elses physical network.

Too 4K-ing expensive? Five full HD laptops for work and play

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Re: Call me lazy

Add to that things like RAM expansion and (cough, cough) HDD updates. Are they possible etc etc etc

{If I am shopping for an i7 powered device then I'd like to put at least 32Gb of RAM in it plus a 1TB SSD }

If this site is going to do this sort of review then unless they have never, ever read a similar type of article in the dead tree press then they'd know that the bit at the end comparing the spec and making a choice of gold, silver and the 'you What? are you crazy?' awards is more or less mandatory these days.

You stupid BRICK! PCs running Avast AV can't handle Windows fixes

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Facepalm

Another Laurel & Hardy moment

"Another Fine mess...."

'Regin': The 'New Stuxnet' spook-grade SOFTWARE WEAPON described

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Black Helicopters

Stop calling it National Security

more like

National Insecurity

The more and more we hear about all this stuff, the more insecure we get. Naturally this is exactly what the spooks want... Well to spook us into letting them have even more draconian powers to invade our lives. A sel fulfilling prophecy?

Everything your users ever need to know about BYOD

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WiFi connection for BYOD devices

A number of places I've worked at even the guest WiFi devices (including Phones) had to have their MAC Address registered. One place even required that guest devices were security scanned before and after use.

Then there is the fallacy about 'you leave and nothing goes with you when your access is disabled'.

Doh!

Do you insist on all BYOD devices have all possible removable or network storage disabled?

Even places that block all the USB ports on desktop devices are not secure. got a phone with a camera? Take a picture of the screen, sms it to your phone at home and delete everything.

BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

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Mushroom

Purchasing live in a different universe

from the rest of us.

For example,

you specify components A, B & C, give them the part numbers, the supplier and even the costings.

What you get is

Z,Y & T because purchasing decided that they could save 0.000000001p per item.

No consideration was give to the people who carefully selected the components that would work.

When you go back complaining that Z,Y & T don't work, all you get is

"It is company policy to buy the cheapest parts available".

Then you spend another 100grand re-engineering the product to use Z Y & T. Sadly by the time you do all of that those parts are no longer available.

Not only are Purchasing living in a different Universe, it is probably the same one as all the people who decide IT Policy for HMG.

Can we blow it up please?

Google Contributor: Ad-block killer – or proof NO ONE will pay for news?

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Re: Or use AdBlockers, a Hosts file, & NoScript for no ads whatsoever.

You must be spending a lot of time on the crapper then.

Commercial TV is fast becoming a constant stream of adverts interrupted by other stuff which is also laden with advertising through product placement.

I watched something on Sky as it was broadcast at a friends the other week. The 'other stuff' was ok but just as you were getting interested in the story, it was interruped by 5 mins od adverts. 20-25 mine per hour of this crap seems to be the norm these days.

It is little wonder that I record just about everything I want to watch on TV.

But it is increasingly closer to the time when I ask myself,

Is it time to get rid of the GoggleBox?

If the likes of Sky etc don't watch out, the level of adverts will reach a tipping point and people will realise that they can't stand being bombarded with Adverts all the time and they'll just switch off.

Renewable energy 'simply won't work': Top Google engineers

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Re: I seem to remember

There are examples of large scale renewable energy use. Google use some of them themselves.

The Apple Datacentres in North Carolina are mostly powered by Solar and renewables.

Then there was the story of the 'No 2' bus being powered by our own 'No 2's'.

The waste from 5 families can power a bus for around 300miles.

Yes the likes of China and their thirst for coal fired power stations is a problem but as the Tesco advert says, 'Every Little Helps'.

You have to start somewhere, out of little acorns do mighty oaks grow etc etc etc/

As has been said, yes there is a cost in making the kit for renewable generation but once that is a capital cost not a recurring one. The problem with most of our energy consumption is the recurring costs.

Who is out there waiting to spy on you or steal your data?

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Re: Live our own lives (I'm sorry Dave...)

So the Con-Rod in your engine is continually sending data back to the motheship (manufacturer) and gets a message bacl because you have red-lined the engine more than once a year and the whole thing stops working because you are operating it out of the tolerances laid down by the manufacturer? And happens to do so in the outside lane of the M1 in Rush Hour?

Sorry, please stop the world, I want to get off. This is not a future I really would want to buy in to.

Or it could be that this so called expert is just embiggening his own ego?

(Does he have a book about to be released by chance?"

Intel offers ingenious piece of 10TB 3D NAND chippery

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About time too

But...

1TB in a 2mm mobile package

and

10TB in an SSD

A 2.5in SSD enclosure is a lot more than 10 times the volume of a 2mm mobile package.

Something does not seem right here?

Young Germans: PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT a digital STARTUP

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Errr? Perhaps there are other reasons?

1) It can be hard (on the brain)

2) Your job is always at risk of being shipped off to sweatshops in Asia when the startup is bought out by a big player and your boss retires to some tropical island and all you get is a P.45.

3) It is not a TV presenter and won't get you on the 'Z' Celeb list.

4) Not attactive to whichever type of partner is your preference. i.e. regarded as boring, nerdy

5) "I'm in IT" is a sure fire party killer line. Say it and like a doctor you'll spend the rest of the evening handing out free diagnosis to everyman and their dog.

Or at least half a dozen other reasons

Assange™ slumps back on Ecuador's sofa after detention appeal binned

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Re: How long does Ecuador's London embassy lease have left?

The embassy is part of the state of Ecuador. If there is a lease, the freeholder will find it impossible to evict the tennants.

The saga of the Iranian Embassy some 30 years ago plus the shooting of the WPC Elaine Fletcher outside the Libyan Embassy set the precident here.

There are all sorts of international treaties govening this. You could expell the ambasador etc but you can't take (legally) take over something that is part of a foreign country.

In the scope of things his crimes are fairly minor. There may come a time when it is no longer in the Swedish public interest to persue the case. (Not sure is Sweden has a statute of limitations but if they do, then when that runs out, that's it. The scumbag is safe.)

What a Mesa: Apple vows to re-use titsup GT sapphire glass plant

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Re: Destroy the company, buy it for pennies.

I don't see any evidence that Apple are even remotely interested in buying GT. With GT getting out of Saphire production what would Apple be interested in? They own the building already.

Remember that the GT CEO is under investigation by the SEC. His 'timely' (cough-cough) sale of his shareholding just before they went belly up is a might suspicious IMHO.

My take on this that this was the way for the CEO & CFO to fund their pensions and retirement to somewhere well away from US law.

Microsoft's Azure goes TITSUP PLANET-WIDE AGAIN in cloud FAIL

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Strangely Poetic

Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son?

And where have you been my darling young one?

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains

I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways

I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests

I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans

I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard

And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard

It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall.

Kudoa Mr Dylan

{MS Blue... get it}

Blackpool hotel 'fines' couple £100 for crap TripAdvisor review

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Striesand effect in 3...2...1....0

Guess what Mr Hotel Owner, you business may well suffer because of this.

I wonder what the 'Hotel Inspector' would make of this?

Get your CLOCK out, you coders: Apple emits Watch dev kit

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Re: Apple's delay with the iPhone

Your post demonstrated far too much common sense for this early hour.

Don't worry, the Fruity Hater will be along soon to pour scorn on the whole thing.

As for me, I'm waiting until I can get my hands on one before deciding if this is another Zune or and iPod.

At the moment, my like/dislike rating is 'Meh!' trending towards 'So What'.

The only plus thing I can see for it is that it is not a solid band type device like the MS bit of kit.

Come Feb/whenever, we shall be able to try them out and make informed decisions. Until then... 'Meh!'.

Bug fixes! Get your APPLE BUG FIXES! iOS and OS X updates right here!

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Re: Hmmm...

If you actually read some of the more sane posts on the subject, you might have grasped that TRIM is not developed to a common standard. What might be ok for a Samsung SSD is not Ok for say a Crucial one.

It is a venerable minefield.

Why try to 'trim' and SSD when you might do more harm than good. Then the outcry about 'Apple borking my SSH' would be far larger than this. The lawsuits would start flying in all directions as well. Better safe than sorry eh?

How to keep everything fluffy in your hybrid cloud world

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Missing option

What to do when the NSA/GCHQ etc come calling at the Cloud provider and take down your whole business simple because someone who uses that provided might be doing somthing slighlty illegal (according to some law somewhere)

TalkTalk wants more FOURPLAY, jumps into bed with Telefónica

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signs of Desperation if you ask me

Their normal BB service is shite in the evenings. (even worse than VM in my area).

Far too much contention to stream anything in real time.

Are MPs smarter than 5-year-olds? We'll soon find out at coding school – Berners-Lee

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Joke

I expect most of them will say...

I'm a Politician/Lawyer get me out of here!

Well, we know that the IT biz is a bit of a jungle don't we?

The Toyota Aygo is PARKtastic ... but it is very much a City slicker

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A new El-Reg unit perhaps?

Is the amount of space left in the rear when the front seats are pushe right back.

My guestimate for thie car is about 1 hand.

What price 4 adults fitting in then.

To be honest most cars fail this test some more than others. The only car I've owned/leased that would pass this was the Citroen XM. Front seat right back and a 6ft+ adult could easily get in the back.

Meet Windows 10's new UI for OneDrive – also known as File Explorer

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Re: Windows 10

Until the product has been released and an offiical statement made by MS (and approved by their Legal dept) anything in the tech preview can be changed/renamed/deleted/whatever\

It is a preview. More like testing the waters to see what stick more like. But the above still applies.

If you take it a gospel that all current Lumias will run W10 (or whatever it is called) and base any purchasing decisions on that fact then you might be in for a rude surprise.

That's not to say it is not true but... this far ahead of the release anything and everything can and probably will change. That is MS's perogative. Otherwise, sorry, more fool you.

Jony Ive: Apple isn't here to make money. And students shouldn't use computers so much

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Re: So should we have good design or not?

If my designs were [bjust copied[/b] then I'd be peeved.

If my designs were copied and improved then I'd probably say 'well done'.

See the difference?

The same goes for my source code.

Copy it and leave my name on it. Good

Copy it, add nothing, remove my name BAD, very BAD.

Copy it and improve on it [leaving my name on it and adding yours...] Good.

Oi, Europe! Tell US feds to GTFO of our servers, say Microsoft and pals

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Yeah right

And Pigs might fly.

That's how much hope this has of getting anywhere.

4G is quicker than 3G, says Ofcom. Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil?

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And there are the...

Tesco Mobile ads for a whopping 512Mb of 4G Data.

Sigh. Ofcom, are you listening?

Nah thought not, you probably all do your shopping there...