* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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Hyperconverged Infrastructure 101: A short primer about HCI

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In plain (jargon and buzzword) english please?

Is it

1) Some gobbledegook cobbled up by a bunch of drinken marketing bods at some conference in Vegas?

2) Resillient Storage for Clouds (buzzword heaven)

3) something else entirely.

That's probably five years and a dozen pieces of buzzword bingo from now, but it's quite clear on the horizon.

From where I sit, the horizon is 'Obscured by Clouds' and these words come to mind

And no one showed us to the land

And no one knows the where's or why's

But something stirs and something tries

And starts to climb towards the light

Good luck displacing Windows 7, Microsoft, it's still growing

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Re: Windows 7 is popular because it is easy to pirate

You can download an ISO for Windows Server 2012** with a 6 month trial license.

Far longer than the lifespan of a Mayfly.

** Add something like StartMenu (+ QuickLaunch) and it is usable.

Intellectual property laws in China, India are flawed, claims US govt without irony

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don't forget all those

lovely H1B Visa's and all the IP that those with one get access to.

The US, famous for closing the stable door after the horse has disappeared over the Horizon.

US == UnServiceable

USA== UnServiceable Again

Why should I learn by ORAL tradition? Where's the DOCUMENTATION?

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Happy

Re: The only thing better than a weird CMS ...

Open Source is all well and good (I use it a lot myself). However you do run the risk of a good proportion of the developers having a big tiff over some bit of trivial functionality and the best ones throwing their toys out of that particular pram and moving onto the next 'best thing since sliced bread'.

Yes you have the sources.

What do you mean you have not downloaded them and put them into local escrow?.....

What do you mean that the product web site has gone?

So by all means use Open Source but be aware of the risks associated with it and take steps to mitigate them especially if it is some widget that your whole IT build procedure depends upon.

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Coat

Re: Training? Chance would be a fine thing.

Training during paid employment? What's that?

Oh yes, I did have some once circa, 1992 or thereabouts.

Us Grumpy's don't get training. Our final role is to GIVE training to young upstarts who after reading their 'Idiots guide to XXXXX' think that they know all about XXXXX.

Then we get our P45's and are put out to grass.

A few months later we are back because our replacments screwed up the implementation of XXXXX.

The pay is better this time around.

Anyone would think that we gave the upstarts 'Duff Gen' in the first place.... (Honest guv, we didn't)

Coat because the new management are looking for more IT cost reductions. Time to think about getting my Leathers out and heading for the IOM and the TT.

New Windows 10 will STAGGER to its feet, says Microsoft OS veep

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Telling words

We need them to think that we’re trying to build a product that is for them

Do they think we were born yesterday?

They know full well what W7 users want. Thousands of forum posts since W8 was released has told them loud and clear.

Will they listen? That is the question.

The releases so far have (IMHO) been very mixed. More of a case of 'now you see it, now you don't'

ZuckerBorg assimilates Microsoft boffins into potentially world-threatening FART

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Pint

Re: "FART"? really?

Nah, they are all just a bunch of boring old FARTS.

Time for a pint or two.

iOS and Android apps on Windows 10: How is this supposed to work?

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Develop for iOS without needing a Mac?

Perhaps this might do the job?

http://www.embarcadero.com/products/rad-studio/whats-new

Burger me! Microsoft's chainsaw rampage through sacred cow herd

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Re: Interesting times.

Had to do a 'collect' from Dixons-PC-World-Whateveritiscalledtoday today. While the staff struggled to find the order I had a wander around. The Apple counter was busy but Surface display was blowing tumbleweed. None of the devices were actually turned on.

After deciding that I really didn't want to spend more than a grand on a 4K TV with crappy colour rendition I collected the order and left.

Intel has ambitions to turn modems into virtual servers and reinvent broadband

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Re: BAD IDEA UNLESS

If you rely on the firewall in the device provided by your ISP/Cable Company then IMHO you are just asking to get hacked.

You should run your own firewall, one that you can trust INSIDE your network.

The idea proposed in this article is IMHO total lunacy.

Putting a server in your modem is hust what the spooks want. The spy on your network with HMG approval.

Having it 50% in the the ISP's cloud is also a bad idea. Guess who's bandwith + upload/download quota this is going to come out of? It won't be a freebie from the ISP and that's for sure.

The use of the cloud is also how the spooks will get theit hands on everything that goes on in your network hence the need for at least one more firewall so that what happens inside it is not going to get leeched out into the big bad world.

Apple Watch WRISTJOB SHORTAGE: It's down to BAD VIBES

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Apple product/software/anything is a POS

blah

blah

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Apple has not returned The Register's requests for comment at this time.

Can we make that the standard demplate for all articles about Apple in the future?

Microsoft: It's TRUE, you'll get Android and iOS apps in WINDOWS

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Unhappy

Extend?

all apps need to be signed by Microsoft

lots of lovely jubbly heading to Redmond for doing SFA.

Who cares is Windows revenues are down the crapper when their Antroid tihes and App signing fees will keep then in the black for years.

This is Sparta? No - it's Microsoft Edge, Son of Internet Explorer

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Childcatcher

Edge?

Oh yes. MS getting on the 'Edge' bandwagon then? Will is be as useless as the Samsung Edge? (a solution waiting for a question IMHO)

Your new car will dob you in to the cops if you crash, decrees EU

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Facepalm

What can go wrong?

Well lets take this for one.

There is a well known village in Kent that has frankly shitty UK Mobile reception. On the otherhand the french networks are loud and clear. So you have a prang and the car connects to Orange FR and sends it details off.

The french emergency people fire up their Pompiers et Sapiers vehicles only to find their way blocked by 1) striking dockers at Calais

2) La Manche.

Repeat for any prang close to a border with another country.

UK's annual PCB waste = 81 HMS Belfasts, says National Physical Lab

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Paris Hilton

Re: Displacement is not weight of the vessel.

I see what you did there!

mixed units of weight in the same paragraph.

2000 tons and 8,000,000 pounds

Over here in Blighty, we don't use millions of LB's. that stupidity is reserved from them there colonials out to the west.

Paric because she hates putting on a even a few avp ounces.

Apple to devs: Watch out, don't make the Watch into a, well, a watch

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The Apple Watch?

Oh, that's so last second {to the tune of that equally crappy moneysupermarket advert with Sharon O}

Best Buy bites down hard on Apple Pay fruity bonking deal

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Re: MCX/CurrentC

Apple Pay shows up...

And creates a simple and elegant solution but this is Apple we are talking about. So it is Doomed, Doomed I tell ye.

Gome on Google get your finger out and show us how an Ad-festered data leeching wallet can work.

Google exec and avid climber dies on Mount Everest

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Spare a thought for the Nepali people

For a good number of them what little they had has been destroyed.

The Gurkha Community here in the UK are already organising some relief efforts. Some of them have families close to the epicentre of the quake. Some of my neighbours are Gurkha's.

So how should we tax these BASTARD COMPANIES, then?

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Re: Tax assets instead of profits

1%? What planet are you living on?

What is the current interest rate paid to savers? 1-2% (2% if you are lucky)

So taking 1% of that away will decrease the rate paid to savers by 1%. Some accounts already offer less than 1% rate before tax.

What happens then sunshine?

Perhaps I'd be better off drawing all my retirement savings out as cash and putting it under the mattress? I'd probably get a better return anyway.

Oracle's Hurd says 95% of its software will be cloud services this year

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Just another excuse

to hike their prices to pay for Larry's new Island.

Microsoft: Profit DECIMATED because you people aren't buying PCs

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Re: Supply and demand

Quote

It is a huge pain getting all you old data onto a new machine, and making sure that the software you need

A problem that some other Operating Systems have largely solved but with Windows everything is so tied together and mixed up.

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Joke

Don't worry MS Shareholders - we have a cunning plan!

Dear MS Shareholder,

We are trully sorry for these very dissappoining results. Don't worry as we have a plan to increase our revenues and profits again.

As you may know, we have already announced price rises for MS-Sharepoint, MS-Exchange and other server related products. Today, we announce that these price rises will be imposed as of today and will increase by 10% accross the board.

We are confident that the extra revenues will return our profitability to previous levels within the next reporting period.

Yours

Sataya, Captain of the good ship Titanic (a.k.a Microsoft)

See Icon but is it really that far fetched?

Industry infighting means mobile users face long delays on UK trains

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2nd Class?

3rd Class or Steerage if you ask me. (wasn't is 2nd class that got abolished in the early days of BR?)

Normal mobile coverage on trains is more of a problem than the article makes out.

1) Still lots of NOT SPOTS even within 40 miles of The house of fools (Westminster)

2) What about those NOT SPOTS called tunnels?

Coming into Kings Cross you travel through Gaswork Tunnel. Just when lots of cattle (sorry passengers) want to make calls they can't. The same applies in many cities. Brum (New St), Edinburgh, Glasgow (Queen St) etc etc.

A mega Aerial won't solve that little problem not will it?

Windows 10 Device Guard: Microsoft's effort to keep malware off PCs

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Mushroom

FOSS is the Devil in the Microsoft World

despite their overtures towards it.

FOSS can't be controlled in the same was other vendors can.

Microsoft do look at the environment that Apple have created for the iPhone/iPad/iPod and want to copy it. But even Apple has developer access. If they didn't then how would the gazillion apps for the iPhone etc be created.

As a developer, the first thing I'll do is work out how to bypass this. I have apps that will never get signed my Microsoft. I'm certainly not going to pay them a fee for developing programs for my own use. I know that I'm not alone there.

If you can't bypass the signing then MS will be signing (sic) their own death warrant.

Even on Crapple MacBook etc systems, I can code an application and run it without signing.

FBI alert: Get these motherf'king hackers off this motherf'king plane

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Re: To be fair...

US Officialdom does not have a sense of humour. They ALL have it surgically removed when signing up for their job.

So don't even try to make a jobe with them. It will fall flat on its face and could even lead to more charges against you.

This is how a simple traffic stop could end up in you being killed for no good reason.

"He argued with me by saying that he wasn't doing 37 in a 35 zone. So I took that as resisting arrest. When he didn't stop talking I shot the perp."

"Well Bubba, that looks like another star for your patrol car door. That is a good kill."

Don't worry, Apple hypegasms haven't gone in the WRISTJOB ERA

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Windows

Re: Apple Stores ?

A worse experience?

Try going into a Microsoft Store and finding that that staff outnumber the customers 15:1

Chat app WhatsApp gift-wraps free yaps for Apple iPhone saps

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Coming soon....

Dear Customer/Sucker,

We notice that you are making calls from your movile device that are outside the scope of your calling plan. From the 1st of the next month you will be unable to continue this activity within your current plan.

We recommend that you upgrade to the 'Super Expensive VOIP - 48 month Plan[1]' without delay.

Yours

Suckers Only Mobile Company plc

[1] To exit from this plan before the 48 month contract has expired an exit fee equal to Six Months rental will be levied.

AssangeTM ♥s dictator Kim Jong-un say Sony Pictures' lawyers

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Remember SCO?

David Boise was involved with that case as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Boies

And in particular

- Boies was retained by the SCO Group, during the SCO-Linux controversies, in their pursuit of alleged infringement of their rights to the Unix intellectual properties.

- Boies was the lead counsel for Oracle Corporation in its lawsuit against Google on the use of Java (programming language) technology in the Android (operating system). The case decided that Google did not infringe on Oracle's patents.

Great track record Sir!

you really must be worth your $1000/hour

Apple will cut down 36,000 acres of forest in 'conservation scheme'

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Re: How Green is my Apple

From the article

The fruity folk's partnership with the Conservation Fund is described as mutually beneficial. In chopping down thousands of trees to make paper packaging, we're told, "Apple is [displaying its commitment] to zeroing out that impact by using paper more efficiently, increasing recycled paper content, sourcing paper sustainably, and conserving acreage of working forests around the world equivalent to its virgin paper footprint."

Yep, it must be a teacher training day.

Apple (boo hiss) are merely safeguarding the supply of timber for their use. So that when next their Environment Audit is done they can tick a few more boxes and appease the tree huggers for their otherwise flagrant use of the Earth's recources.

woe betide the wailing that would go on here is they decided to fell virgin rainforrest for their packaging.

HP's $3bn Aruba buy ‘significantly undervalues’ wireless operator

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HP can't take the Sauce....

Firstly they get sued for not doing Due diligence on a purchase that they clearly paid over the odds for.

Now they get sued for buying another company on the cheap.

Perhaps the need to change their lawyers & auditors?

What keeps CIOs awake? Leaky data centres – or leaky C-suites?

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Chatham House Rules

It might be worth mentioning what these are for those who don't know.

http://www.chathamhouse.org/about/chatham-house-rule

So why exactly does almost ALL tech live in Silicon Valley?

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Re: A Zombie concept?

Have an upvote for the Led Zep lyrics.

Go for a spin on Record Store Day: Lifting the lid on vinyl, CD and tape

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Re: Digitise vinyl? It's easier to just download it off a torrent site.

and not everything will be released on any form of Digital medium including CD.

I bought a couple of really good Mid1960's Blues Albums from Rough Trade Records (just off Portobello Rd) the other weekend. Neither of them have been released on CD let alone be of any interest to streaming services like Spotify.

One is a little scratched. Well, the record was released in 1964!

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Tortilla de patatas

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Re: Yum!

If the lardons are not smoked then you could add some 'Tomme de Savior' to the mix to add a nice little kick. The stronger the Tomme the better.

Mega fatcat Kim Dotcom in deportation drama over SPEEDING ticket

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Re: please don't be offended, BUT(t?)

You are obviously NOT a lawyer then.

They get paid whatever happens.

The Kim Dotcom legal gravytrain is working fine. The Lawyers keep on going because for every second they spend on the case they get paid.

If you dare tell a client that the case is not financially viable/worth continuing then there goes your chance of a partnership/corner office.

Want to go green like Apple, but don't have billions in the bank?

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Pint

Re: Apple = Green

Repairability is not the only question you need to ask. In fact that you seem to equate the non-repairability of apple kit with landfill. One of these does not always follow on from the other.

The other is,

Is the device recyclable? Stuff that isn't recycleable may well end up in Landfill.

In the case of a MacBook then the case is very re-cyclable because of the Aluminium used in its construction.

If manufacturers don't make a statement of recycability for whatever bit of kit they are selling then IMHO they should.

It would be nice if the likes of iFixit included this in their reports as well as repairablity.

As it is Friday and it has been a long week I'm off for a few of these --->>>>

The Internet of things is great until it blows up your house

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Re: I have a smart bed....

Does you bed call 999 when you stop breathing?

does it make the early morning cuppa?

What happens when you are the missus get a bit too [redacted] during your [redacted]?

Does it say, 'Ian I really can't allow you to do that. Unless you stop now I'm going to let all the air out of the bed?"

I'm with the AC of earlier who said 'Not in ma hoose'.

so what if the bed falls apart during you know what. At least you can do your thing in privacy and not have your non-sleeping habbits sent to the ROW via the IOT.

While AMD, Apple et al thrash around, chippery fat-cat TSMC is grinning all the way to the bank

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Thrashing Around?

Ok, why exactly are AMD, Apple etc thrashing around?

Neither of them have their own Fabs (or at least ones capable of producing the current generation of chips they need).

What's that THUD sound? It's your Lumia's best feature after unflashing Windows 10

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Unhappy

Well, there's always Cyanogen

oh wait.....

Microsoft set to penetrate Cyanogen, promises app-y ending

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Wharever next?

Adding Metro/modern/Tifkam as the UI?

Joking aside, I am sure there are a lot of Android hackers who are rather sad at this and will be looking for an alternative.

Scientists tail whales, hails their tales of record 14,000-mile migration

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Coat

A 'Whale of a Story'

Coat, going home.

Exchange Server 2016 will be mostly Cloud Exchange ported back on-premises

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On-premise Exchange

I guess that rules you out of any job where the privacy of the messages etc is of some concern to the business.

don't forget that the spooks will probably have a back door into your Cloud Exchange. Do you really want to keep deeding them everythnig about your biz?

What just went down on Intel for three months? Er, PC and mobile chips

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Happy

Unless you really need all that Oommmpppphhhh

AMD is more than good enough for most punters.

Come on Intel lets have those 16 core beasts in a consumer package and at a decent price.

Bloke hits armadillo AND mother-in-law with single 9mm round

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9mm Pistol at 100yds?

hitting something as small and skittish as an Armadillo at that range? Something is not right there. Are we sure he didn't actually aim for the MIL?

Got iOS 8.3 installed? Pssh, you are SO last week… version 8.4 is out

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Re: News just in...

you forgot the mandatory

'Film at 11'

Labour manifesto: Tech Bacc, not-spot zapping and hi-speed interwebs

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Re: So why is it computer science graduates have the higest unemployment rate?

Or it could be that the new grads THINK they know more than the incumbents and throw their toys out of the pram when they can't get their own way?

Daddy Dyson keeps it in the family and hoovers up son’s energy biz

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Re: Yeah but only a mug buys brand new dysons

Is that Vax the 11/780 or the 11/785?

A place near me sells re-con Dysons from 95 quid. I got mine from there 10 years ago. Still going strong.

Struggling through the Crystal Maze in our hunt for a spare CAT5

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After the meeting, I return to my desk and waste ten minutes trying to persuade my PC to log in to the network, only to discover that some sneaky bugger opposite has hijacked my Ethernet cable. Well, he’s not in at the moment, so I jam his cable back into the back of my own PC. For good measure, I open lots of windows on his screen, grab a screenshot and make it his desktop background image. This is BoFH circa 1998: the old ways are the best.

I'd be a tad more careful about doing that little trick in future Mr Dabbs. If you were in Florida you could be facing 25-life for that little escapade.

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/04/10/1541258/florida-teen-charged-with-felony-hacking-for-changing-desktop-wallpaper

I do agree with the Cat-5 search. I also got reprimanded for adding a 5 port switch to the network so that the single LAN port ... you know the rest. With me they tried the 'health and safety' angle. Saying that the device was not safe.

Then I pointed out the little white sticker on the PSU that showed clearly that it had been safety tested a month before and by the same company that they used.

What I didn't tell them was that the switch was 'lifted' from the MD office during the move. His shiny new office had more ports than the UK has ferry ports so he didn't need it any longer.

Ah... the memories of office moves.

Now my Office only moves from the front of my house to the back depending upon the time of year.

All Mac owners should migrate to OS X Yosemite 10.10.3 ASAP

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Re: Great

Why the resistance to registering?

The great god that is Apple is giving you the software for free so why not give them a little something in return? You do need to recharge your personal RDF from time to time. The stupid GUI provides you with an ideal opportunity to say a few prayers at the church of St Jobs.

Of you could gearch on Google for 'OSX 10.10 download'. I'm sure there are a good number of sites who will gladly supply it for you.

Apple Watch: We ROUNDUP the ROUNDUPS. Yes, Roundup-squared

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Re: What about the following options?

I do understand the Apple 'thing'. My comment was said very much with my tongue in my cheek.

If there was a Tongue in Cheek icon I would have used it.