* Posts by CD001

925 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jun 2009

Hackers break SSL encryption used by millions of sites

CD001

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Firefox has the most consistently accurate rendering of all the browsers.

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I'm not entirely, 100% convinced by that any more - FF does have the odd quirk I've found recently (some strange things happen when you style "buttons" or try to make anchor tags mimic those buttons in appearance).

Still, as a web monkey, I tend to always fall back to FF for the Developer Toolbar, HTML Tidy (in view source), ColorZilla and a couple of accessibility testing plug-ins... for actually using the web browser as a web browser though - I think Opera is better (apart from the fact that it tends to render fonts a little smaller).

Games review site goes titsup at launch

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Tits or...

Tits or GTF ... Oh, nevermind.

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I happen to like tattooed freaks thankyouverymuch :P

Verity's secret shame revealed

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Any string in single quotes, in PHP, is a string literal - basically.

Though when it comes to paths it's probably easier to just use UNIX-like paths and drop them into a realpath() function - though that does return false if the file/directory doesn't exist which can make debugging "interesting".

It's probably good practice to also enclose any variables you want to output in curly braces (just in case) so "Hello $foo\n" might be better written as "Hello {$foo}\n" - it makes sense if you want to output something like "Now you're {$sExpletive}ed\n" ;)

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Pfff everyone knows 'O' is for Oss ;)

"whur am ya?"

PC World throws in free Bravia telly with Sony fondleslabs

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Reminds me

To many people, MP3 player == iPod - gonna be the same deal on fondlslab == iPad; except for Reg Readers of course, to whom it will be a fondleslab - and for whom the countries of Bolivia and Bulgaria will always be associated with "marching powder" and "airbags" respectively (yes, I was propagating a country table in a database yesterday, thank you).

Blue Screen of Death gets makeover for Windows 8

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Trollface

Written from your WinPhone 7 ?

[as there's no muppet icon, the troll will have to do]

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Depends on what hardware you're running and how well the drivers are written (or if you're using signed drivers)... Creative and ATI/AMD don't write good drivers. I think I can chalk almost every BSOD I've had on my Win7 box up to either my Radeon or Sound Blaster drivers.

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IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

Regularly ... on Windows 7 ... when playing 3D games (especially Brink) using an AMD/ATI Radeon graphics card.

I'm not sure I lay the blame entirely on MSs door though - should have gone with nVidia I fear *sighs*

When I built this PC it had been a really, really long time since I last used an ATI card and I (foolishly) thought they might have sorted out their iffy drivers by now.

Scientists discover Tatooine-style world 200 lightyears off

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The 'b' in this case _may_ stand for binary - as in it's in a binary system but that's just a guess.

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Slightly off topic but it seems to be the same for when they discover a new animal or insect - they name it after the "Latin"

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I've often wondered that - though it's just as often Greek; hippopotamus for example, roughly translated as "Horse of the water" - whereas the Germans just call it Nilpferd "Nile Horse" using, well, the German word for horse (of course).

Ditto on Schildkröte (Shield "Frog" - very approximate translation as there's no differentiation between frogs and toads in German) - we'd call it a tortoise :)

Schoolkids learn coding at GCSE level in curriculum trial

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Umm...

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Over the past century the UK has stopped nurturing its polymaths. There's been a drift to the humanities ... engineering and science aren't championed.

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Surely a polymath would do humanities AND sciences (and art)? Like a Flash/Flex app developer who does the graphics and the programming, or the two chaps that made "Space Pirates And Zombies"...

The IT market in this country was saturated years ago... you can earn more as a plumber than a programmer these days, so _why_ would you want to go into programming (unless, like me, you're one of those weirdos that actually enjoys it).

Microsoft bans all plugins from touchable IE10

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Which just means you'll end up with 2 camps - graphic designers creating Flash content using Adobe tools because they integrate well with the whole CS suite (Photoshop, Illustrator etc) and app developers possibly using Visual Studio to build Flex apps because that's what they're used to.

I might hurt Adobe's market share with the Flash authoring tool a bit but I'd be amazed if it killed it outright.

How Apple's Lion won't let you trash documents

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Actually - trash bin works more like...

Move file to trash -> file is easily recoverable

Empty trash -> file is flagged to be overwritten as and when something needs to use that disk space

Unless you're using a program that specifically writes over the blocks on the disk, the file is still there, and still potentially recoverable, even when you empty the trash.

Just sayin'

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Because Apple make devices for consumers NOT businesses (well, that's who they're targeted at anyway)... why should they care about anyone who wants to actually do something as mundane as work on their shiny toys?

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There's your problem

See Mr AC your problem is you WORK in IT - you don't enjoy it... try it the other way around, get a less IT-involved job, something a little fluffier in graphics design or marketing maybe - THEN you'll appreciate wrangling a Windows system for the challenge at the end of the day ;)

Now Windows 8 goes into the ring to face Apple's iOS

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Boring... I can remember this cranky old Windows XP desktop I'm typing this on at work crashing exactly twice in the last 3 years.

If you want a Windows (7) machine that crashes a lot ... put an ATI graphics card in it and play Brink. Now, who's fault is it? Microsoft for allowing ATI (nee AMD) to install less-than-stellar drivers on a Windows machine, AMD's fault for writing the drivers in the first place or Splash Damage (Bethesda I suppose as they own the ID engine) for releasing a game that doesn't play well with AMD cards on Windows 7?

In the murky world of Windows PCs it's not necessarily that east to pin-point the culprit when stuff crashes... now they could take the same approach as Apple took with Flash (it causes crashes, therefore we're banning it) but then it wouldn't BE a Windows PC any more - it would be another locked down system useless to inveterate tinkerers.

Star Control

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vs mode

Oh - the number of hours my and my brother played this game on his Megadrive when we were kids... "Launch fighters, launch fighters, launch fighters" :D

Virgin Media finally offers network options on SuperHub

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You do get a choice of channels on the VM Superhub as well ... and it pretty much works out of the box (as well as you'd expect from any Netgear kit anyway).

The point, I think you're missing, is that it's not the world's greatest wireless router (doesn't seem to have any QoS management for instance) - but, until this update, you couldn't put it into "modem only" mode and use another router, you were (realistically) stuck with the one built into the Superhub whether you liked it or not; somewhat annoying if you were a VM customer from the days when they simply provided a cable modem and had therefore already bought your own wireless router that's actually far better than the one built into the Superhub.

To be fair though, the only reason I upgraded from the 20Mbs to the 30Mbs service with the Superhub was that my old wireless router packed up - and the upgrade was cheaper than buying a new one... it's taken a few months but now my 30Mbs connection IS actually faster than the old 20Mbs service* to start with it was somewhat... variable :\

*OK, technically the 30Mbs connection was always _slightly_ faster but it seemed to fluctuate more - sort of somewhere between about 23 Mbs and 27Mbs whereas the older 20Mbs service was pretty much rock solid at about 19.6Mbs (depending on the server in both cases of course) - but I was hardly going to complain though because they'd ratcheted me up another "loyalty bonus" (or whatever) as I've been with them since the Telewest days, so I'm actually paying less, per month, for my 30Mbs connection than I was for the 20Mbs *shrugs*.

Sid Meier's Civilization

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Civ V

TBH the combat overhaul is Civ 5 is the best thing to happen to the series since... well, ever. It's FAR more tactical now than it ever was - you no longer just create an enormous stack and go yomping but create a mix of long and short range units and use terrain (such as hills - or even mountains once you've got helicopter gunships) to your advantage. That, in itself, makes Civ 5 probably my favourite Civ game yet (and I've been playing it since the first version on an Amiga A500+).

As an added bonus, the annoying espionage system from Civ 4 has been dropped.

There are a few things I miss from Civ 4 however:

1: The United Nations Resolutions - the UN is now just a crappy win mode for whoever bribes the most city states.

2: Actual benefits from researching "Future Tech" - at the very least I'd love it to up the happiness of your civilisation slightly; the global happiness thing in Civ 5 gets a bit naff at the end-game when you've got lots of huge cities - you have to adopt some very weird cultural policies just to keep your civilisation happy; e.g. Honor (the "early game" combat policy) to get the happiness bonus from each "city wall" upgrade (walls, castles and so on).

3: Religions - they're just not in Civ 5 at all, which is a bit of a shame because they worked well in Civ 4.

4: Different leaders with different bonuses per-Civ; just one leader per Civ atm and therefore one set of predefined bonuses per Civ.

... still, many of the big changes in Civ 4 that made it the Civ 4 we all knew and loved came in with the 2 expansion packs. The way things are going with Civ 5 there'll not be any expansion packs just a continual trickle of DLC which may eventually rectify any/all of these little gripes *shrugs*

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Strange

The very first UN Treaty I enact in Civ 4 is ALWAYS the Non-proliferation treaty, without fail - the global warming effects are just a pain in the arse once you've got some nice huge cities going.

Civ 5 has NO global warming, NO non-proliferation treaty and NO SDI Defence, in theory, if you love nuking people then Civ 5 should be _more_ your game than Civ 4... personally I hated nukes in Civ 4 because of the global warming ... Civ 5, I will often have a nuclear submarine, loaded up with tactical nukes, lurking around in an ocean somewhere :)

Plus, Civ 5 also has GIANT DEATH ROBOTS! :D

Apple ejects FT app from iTunes

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Joke

No...

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HTML5 is fine for news and some stuff, but it is not the solution to *all* applications.

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No, for that you need Flash ;)

Outbound space probe looks back at tiny Earth and Moon

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Obligatory Python

Can we have your liver, then?

Windows 8 ribbon entangles Microsoft

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In an...

In an age where web browsers are taking up less and less on-screen real estate (to use a meerkating term) - to the point where you do everything with mouse gestures, context-sensitive menus and a single bookmarks button or bar (toggled via a keyboard shortcut perhaps)...

... why are Microsoft taking the retrograde step of bloating out the UI? Just give me (the option to use) mouse gestures in (Windows) Explorer - that would be a step forward - I don't need zogging great icons cluttering up my monitor to perform common Ctrl + X|C|V|A operations.

Google's anonymity ban defied by Thomas Jefferson

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Teh internets r gigo

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Given the greater quantity and considerably lower quality of modern day comments, readers pay very little attention to comments.

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As epitomised by tl;dr

French letter shock: Tax us more, demand rich people

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What's the point?

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Why shouldn't we rise up and rip their throats out? Why are we not massing on Downing Street with pitchforks and cudgels?

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The greatest trick the Tories ever pulled was to destroy society (as a collective) - I'm alright Jack, everyone else can get stuffed. You may see sporadic bouts of self-motivated upheaval (rioting to nick some trainers and TVs perhaps) but unless there is a fundamental societal change there will never be any large scale, organised resistance to the status quo; people will keep their heads down and stay in their place - nobody will try to improve the situation for _everybody_.

HP's UK PC boss: We're going nowhere

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Cuckoo

Funny - to spec up a similar Apple machine to my PC would cost 50% more (e.g. closer to 3 grand than 2) - and my choice of games would be seriously limited and, let's be realistic here, if you're spending 2 grand on a PC you're going to be gaming on it (and/or making or modding games perhaps and using 3d apps like Maya).

And the really daft thing is, if you're NOT going to play games on it then a <£500 PC will probably do you - in which case you're looking at maybe a 100% markup (or more) to get a Mac.

The ONLY point I can see in Macs is as an expensive niche device for people who want to use Logic Studio - I don't even think they're very pretty, the case designs look like something Lian-Li were doing about a decade ago and the OSX UI is well, grey - but for some reason Macolytes seem to equate the "PC" with Windows 95 in a biege box from 15 years ago.

Enjoy your lunch Mr. Troll.

Virgin Media preps firmware update for glitchy SuperHub

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You're

You're probably not most people - remember, they're targeting BT customer's here; "We'll offer the same shizzle as BT but call it a SUPERHUB rather than a HomeHub - 'coz SUPER is better than Home innit?!"

Most punters want a box they can plug in that will just work with their laptops, iPads, Nintendo DS's and other assorted games consoles. If you live in a built up area with several wireless networks around I almost guarantee you'll find at least one running without ANY (not even WEP) encryption and no password (and of those that are passworded I'd guess some are using the default admin/password pair).

People want their PCs, home networks, whatever else to basically fall into the white goods category - plug it in, switch it on and forget about it. They don't want configuration, or even options in many cases; I sit opposite a graphic designer at work, a Macolyte, she can't can't understand why I'd want to set up my OS to use "Evil Dead", or any other non-standard samples in the sound set - that I actually like "tinkering" for the sake of it.

Hey, Music Industry. You're suing the wrong people

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Yeah

... because there's no legal, free alternatives to listen to any of the mainstream shite that appears at V of course? (I can think of at least 3 off the top of my head) Christ, I wouldn't be surprised if you could get CDs from most of those bands from the library (except maybe Beardyman - yeah, he was on the bill, in tiny little letters way down the rankings).

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Library?

See title

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You realise

You realise there are different tax brackets for different regions yes? In Europe tax has to be added for SERVICES at the point of delivery - so add 20% for the UK. I'm not saying it's "right" but digital downloads classify as services so for anything purchased through Steam, in the UK, you can add that 20%.

Looking at some DLC there for USD 1.99 => GBP 1.49, that's quite fair...

(1.99 / 1.65) * 1.2 = 1.45

Don't know enough about prices in AUS to comment - you could be getting shafted down-under (that sounds so wrong).

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*sigh*

Your argument doesn't hold water:

last.fm

we7.com

Spotify

grooveshark.com

All of which are legal (though I'm not 100% sure HOW grooveshark is), have free (ok, ad-supported) options and allow you to discover new music; add in X number of specialist internet radio stations and there's no real reason to say "well I couldn't find a try before I buy option, so I've stopped buying" - that just rings hollow now, there are plenty of options other than piracy.

I own more than 500 CD albums and only maybe 2 or 3 would I consider "bad purchases" and I've never yet had to pirate something to "try it first" - and very few of those albums are mainstream enough to actually get any kind of play outside of certain nightclubs or on the Internet - certainly "harder to find" than anything you've listed (Alien Vampires, Mind.in.a.box, Grendel, Panzer AG, Neuroticfish ... ).

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The problem

The problem with Floyd and Zeppelin would probably be trying to work out who the hell actually owned the rights to be able to sell the stuff now - it sure ain't the bands (let's see if the spell-checker picks up acrimonious).

There have been a few "high profile" bands that have ditched their labels and are producing everything themselves and distributing it from their websites, Trent Reznor (NIN, How to Destroy Angels atm) for instance - but I'd guess most musicians* want to do music, not all the associated production, distribution and marketing.

*by musicians I mean musicians - not people who can sing a bit who are in it purely for the fame/fortune.

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Until

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Sure there will always be a minority of tech-savvy freetards who will spoof their IP to get cheaper downloads but in the big scheme of things it wouldn't be a big issue.

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Until the masses discover "anonymous" web proxies - just like they discovered Napster, and then BitTorrent (et al) - mind, "back in the day" they just had to be an AOL customer as they used to route all their connections through a central server in the US so wherever you were in the world you were in the US as far as the internet was concerned.

Any technically imposed artificial limitation will be circumvented one way or another - it's probably better just to not rely on those limitations in the first place. Differentiate price by country if you like but you'll have to crack down on the grey-import market; this is nothing new, I remember there being a thriving market for grey-import Sega Master System games more than 20 years ago (and I'm sure it wasn't new then)... at least then you've narrowed your targets to a slightly more manageable level, from "everyone" to "grey importers".

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

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KISS

EOL

PHP users warned to stay away from latest update

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Wow

Predictable comment is predictable - only mildly surprised it was so far down the page.

Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' RAWHIDE!

Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

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WTF?

Seriously? People have down-voted a post because it was posted by a Christian?

Unless it's being down-voted for implying that it' s OK to "cross the line" as long as the Gospel says so, there's nothing warranting the down-votes here - and I'm from the general school of thought that religion is a largely harmless* diversion for people who feel the need for the universe to make some kind of sense (I tend to think shit happens, there's no grand plan and the only difference between us and soil is time).

*largely harmless - insofar as it's often used as an excuse to cause harm rather than a cause of harm in and of itself. People are basically monkeys with better weapons and chimps will happily murder each other without having to invoke some higher power - without religion we'd simply have "philosophical" wars rather than religious ones.

Australian bank to run trial with human teller in ATM

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but...

but I WANT a goddamned brain in a goddamned jar serving me!

Google+ bans real name under ‘Real Names’ policy

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Curses

E'Gads! Tis what one gets, forsooth, when befouled with "RegExp English" Circa 1560!

Still, 'tis a step to the fore from Chaucer edition I was, but until recently, benighted with!

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Wheat from chaff

Would only separate the wheat from the chaff - old skool DBAs would never pluralise their table names! ... but then, they're probably more likely to sanitise user input as well.

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RegExp

/^([\w\!\#\$\%\&\'\*\+\-\/\=\?\^\`\{\|\}\~\.]+)@(?:[\w\!\#\$\%\&\'\*\+\-\/\=\?\^\`\{\|\}\~]+\.)*?([\w\!\#\$\%\&\'\*\+\-\/\=\?\^\`\{\|\}\~]+)\.([a-zA-Z0-9](?:[a-zA-Z0-9\-](?!\.)){0,5}[a-zA-Z0-9]?\.*[a-zA-Z0-9](?:[a-zA-Z0-9\-](?!$)){0,5}[a-zA-Z0-9]?)$/

Most programmers can't be bothered to work that RegExp out, it's what I use for email address verification - and yes, it allows '+' in the username space as per the RFC specs. It's based on one from Hexillion.

Dog fight game bitten with pro-PETA virus

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Probably

Probably already exists in Japan.

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You realise

You realise, of course, that that is life - it just is. You think hungry wolves would bat an eyelid at chewing up babies? Seriously, humans are nothing special, we're just chimps that learnt how to burn and kill things much more effectively - or to train other animals to do it for us.

While I personally wouldn't get any kicks from dog fighting (or any other form of fighting really - smoke and chill brah), real or virtual, I don't for a minute separate the human species from any other violent predatory animal in terms of expected behaviour.

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@NomNomNom

Aaaaah - soooo close to a perfect troll - but you blew it by correctly using the word "too"!

Shame.

COMET WILL DEFINITELY NOT HIT EARTH – NASA

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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff

Good, there's oxygen on this planet.

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Isn't

Isn't the moon actually moving away from the earth at a rate of something like 2cms a year? It's not going to fall down but slowly drift away...

iPhone users richer, brainier, more tasteful than Android-ers

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Hmmm?

Android, iPhone, whatever - it's just a part-time phone, part-time internet connected plaything - seriously, people actually care about these things?

As long as it can send text messages like "On my way to the pub now, get a round in!" what more does it really need to do?

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Look up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM

Icebergs measured in Manhattans: Official

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Logical

... since, like whales, icebergs also calve.

Google lands patent for, um, estimating shipment time

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aksdjnasdkjn

... called Helga... with a beard.

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Hmmm...

If it's DHL that's doing the delivery, then the estimated time software had better have some damned good isNAN Exception handling in place.