* Posts by CD001

925 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jun 2009

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EU telecoms to Apple, Google: 'Pay up!"

CD001

Liar...

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I've never heard such nonsense before.

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Yes you have, the ISPs have been crying the same story for months if not years :)

Blighty's kids nosedive down global reading, maths rankings

CD001

Aawwww

You were doing so well until the closing paragraph too... you sounded like a mild-form of Tory bigot - and then you went and blew it.

Sage Pay prevents punters blowing Xmas wad

CD001

SNAFU

Basically - it was all working quite well for a week or so - it's kind of comforting to see things return to normal... despite the fact that normal is shonkier than a sack full of shonky in a Brummie's backpack.

Still - at least it was "out of hours" so didn't affect MOTO transactions for us - just a few thousand pounds worth of web orders so that's OK then *sighs*

Microsoft unveils 'do not track' option for IE9

CD001

Yes and no...

I DON'T have a static IP address - but it hasn't changed in probably 8 months (I have some stuff online that can only be accessed via whitelisted IP addresses).

Although my PS3, Desktop, partner's laptop and the like all connect through the same router - ergo all have the same IP address as far as the Internet is concerned, it wouldn't take a great deal of effort to uniquely track any machine on the network based on information the browser "leaks" through the HTTP headers - hell, you can almost uniquely identify machines based on the UserAgent alone.

If my IP address doesn't change very often and there are only a handful of devices on my home network, uniquely tracking any machine on that network wouldn't be challenging irrespective as to whether I'm running the browser in porn mode or not.

Let's be honest - this improvement in IE9 is basically just selective porn mode - it _is_ an improvement... just not an enormous one (compared to almost any other browser going).

Google speeds Chrome JavaScript engine with 'Crankshaft'

CD001

Yeeeeeeee-es

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client-side stuff is better programmed in a real language.

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So I suggest we do away with browsers entirely and have a compiled application for every website - great idea.

... hang on - isn't that just an app store?

btw - .NET isn't a language - it's a framework compatible with many languages... in some ways it's a bit like ye olde Common Gateway Interface. Viewed from a certain angle you could say it's a bastard lovechild spawned by Microsoft when they discovered the WWW (OK, that was the god-awfulness of ASP first).

- please, can we ban Microsoft advocates from posting on articles relating to the web? They obviously don't understand it.

CD001

If it ain't C++ it's a toy language innit? *meh*

TBH I've never met anyone who uses C#; C++ yes, Java yes - but oh yeah, we work on servers not MS client desktops.

Apache loses Java showdown vote to Oracle

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Acronym

The acronyms are usually recursive so it would be:

JINOJ - JINOJ Is Not Oracle's Java

Gran Turismo 5

CD001

In all honesty...

If you liked GT4 you'll like GT5 ... just maybe not enough to splash out for a PS3 and the game.

Don't get me wrong, GT5 is a great driving game - but so was GT4 (and 2 and 1 - never owned 3 for some reason) - if you're a fan of the series and already own a PS3, buy it. If you don't own a PS3 this is probably not enough reason alone to get one - it's not without its pimples.

Still, there are plenty of other reasons to get a PS3 - BluRay player, ability to stream videos from a media centre PC, online film rentals, iPlayer on your TV (not an issue with Virgin Media admittedly) and plenty of other good games.

Mass mind control artist condemns El Reg to obscurity

CD001

Even...

Even if you were having a discussion with Hermann Göring?

Of course you _may_ need a time machine first...

CD001

Could someone please explain to me...

OK - I'm obviously on the wrong side of the pond to understand this; why do Americans "believe in Liberty" yet oppose Liberals? Is there some kind of twisting of the word liberal in Americanese that I am unaware of?

I guess I'd consider myself a liberal socialist (or possibly a social liberal at beer o' clock) - insofar as I believe in individual freedom within the constraints of society at large ... or in it's older, more basic concept - so long as you're not hurting anyone, do whatever you like.

("an it harm none, do what ye will.")

Unfeasibly vast amphibian found croaked on video card

CD001

You sir,

... can have the gold star for best frog/PC related pun - ever.

Xbox modder prosecution dropped like white-hot potato

CD001

The problem with consoles

The problem with consoles is that - unless they have a very long production run - the company making them (Sony, Nintendo, MS ... ) actually LOSES money on every console they sell. The idea being that they give you the crack pipe for free, it's up to you to buy the crack at the prices they dictate - they make the money on the games.

I suspect that's why console games are generally £10 more expensive than their PC equivalents; PC gamers have paid for the hardware to begin with; my PS3 cost me some £400 when I bought it - my PC cost me closer to £2000.

Horror AVG update ballsup bricks Windows 7

CD001

Hmmm

You mean like ProFTP on Ubuntu then?

http://sourceforge.net/mailarchive/forum.php?thread_name=F03531B7-7956-4F8B-B916-E416CA73D5CE%40amd.co.at&forum_name=proftp-devel

CD001

IMHO the MS OSes are to risky to use

... hmm - sort of. The thing is you CAN reasonably well secure a Windows machine (it was even possible on XP) IF you're prepared to the the time and effort into it (and not install shonky apps that require admin level privileges).

The problem is the only people that do that are those that have an interest in computing - most people treat their PC much the same as their dishwasher - it's a "white good" that you shouldn't have to think about. Most people are ideally suited to going Mac - most people.

Bear in mind though that it's also possible to feck up *nix. The difference is that you have to do some work to secure a Windows system whilst you have to do some work to utterly shaft the security on a *nix system. Oh - and there are more things to secure against on a Windows system of course.

CD001

I've...

I've actually got that mug on my desk at work :)

US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

CD001

Ummm...

Is that the odds that the person patting you down might be gay OR that they might be gay AND find you attractive?

Put it this way - I'm straight but Ann Widdecombe doesn't "do it" for me I'm afraid.

Apple says no to Android-oriented iPad mag

CD001

Umm...

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there's no way that you're going to be able to do everything with a web browser.

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I think Google begs to differ.

EXPLODING GARBAGE TERROR hits Florida

CD001

And...

And the government would blow £millions on a Public Health and Safety Campaign about the dangers of pressurised gas cannisters eventually making it illegal to dispose of empty deodorant cans in with the rest of the household rubbish... we'd have to take them to specialised disposal facilities (built by contractors who're chummy with certain MPs for hugely inflated sums of money) where they could be disposed of safely by men in armoured HazMat suits.

There would doubtless be quangos, websites and entire IT projects dedicated to the campaign - all of which the government would pay well over the odds for and none of which would actually work.

... depressing, isn't it?

BOFH: Pain fear games

CD001

Ummm...

I could be that the pellets were half-frozen, no?

Filthy PCs: The X-rated circus of horrors

CD001

I really...

I really, really must stop smoking around my PC O_o

Still, on the plus-side, having a perspex window in the case means I can keep an eye on the dust levels before having to resort to taking the side off the case and giving it a bit of a clean out.

Apple accused of iPhone ban on 'all single-station radio apps'

CD001

Hmmm

Much as this comment annoys the crap out of me ... I can't fault it :)

CD001

What happens

What happens if your list of favourites comprises 1 single radio station?

China-inspired charity aims to sex-down society

CD001

*sighs*

I thought we'd shipped all the bloody puritans off the the colonies?

Working in a office predominantly staffed by women I can tell you one thing - they're as bad (if not worse) than most men - how many posters of a half-naked "Jacob from Twilight" do you think there are here? Yeah.

As for "Sexualisation of Society" - I'm fairly convinced that society is getting tamer by the generation. The Victorians were a bunch of smutty monkeys (despite their claims to the contrary) - I dread to think what our grandparent got up to "during the war" - or our parents in the 60s. Go back far enough - read some Chaucer for instance - and it's just filth I tells ya!

Sexualised society? Pffff - it gets tamer by the generation.

US man slips into perv scanner-busting undies

CD001

Deep sea diving suit

Terribly impractical perhaps - but it would be bloody funny if 100+ people turned up to board a plane wearing those old-fashioned deep sea diving suits; with the "Dig Daddy" type helmets and lead soled boots... AND the tungsten underwear of course.

"Oh - I need to undergo a pat-down? (Try and) feel free."

Google sued for scanning emails of non-Gmail users

CD001

While

While that may be true in the strictest sense - I suspect Google can get out of it because the processing is entirely automated. By the time the email has even arrived on the Google servers, for them to process, it has already passed through who-knows how many nodes on the internet at large - all of which have "processed" that email.

Of course "processing" it might not involve anything, merely forwarding the packets along but just about every email service, and potentially even ISPs, scan the packets to look for spam/viruses and the sender of that email has no contract with any of those third parties (apart from their own ISP and email provider) - so the sender of said email cannot realistically expect complete privacy on any unencrypted email communication they make.

CD001

A Tittie is required

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Would you gawk at your neighbors wife through their bedroom window if they didn't realize you could see in? Google would.

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.... is she fit?

Oh c'mon - be honest now :)

Tech firms warn Ireland on bailout

CD001

Sort of...

The countries Ireland is "competing" with in this instance are EMEA countries so you can keep Israel in the list but yeah, drop Singapore, India and China... though you'd need to factor in the emerging economies in the former eastern bloc countries.

Then again - those are the same countries that every OTHER country in the EMEA is competing with so... *shrugs*

CD001

You reckon?

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The companies don't want to pay more so they say don't raise it, but if Ireland raises it a bit, they will still pay it.

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You reckon? Poland is looking like a more attractive proposition for some of these companies already (Dell for instance).

CD001

Ummm...

... but the population of Britain is about 60 million as opposed to 4.5; so per-head we're borrowing less, no?

Top Ten Arcade Classics

CD001

Holy hell

With the exception of Time Crisis - I've played every single one of those games at the arcade... even owned some of them on consoles like the MegaDrive (maybe even the Master System - can't remember).

That's it - pipe and slippers time; nostalgia means I'm getting old :)

Internet Explorer 9 preview thinks inside box, outside browser

CD001

What difference does that make?

Really? IF IE9 is as standards compliant as it promises to be WHAT difference does it make if it doesn't run on any other OS? See - if it's standards compliant every other OS can use a DIFFERENT web browser and achieve the same results!

... that's kinda the point.

By Chrome-like they are, I believe, merely referring to the UI... perhaps inadvertently an adherence to standards.

CD001

Ummm

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In light of what most end-users want, rather than the over-hyped rants of some devs and geeks, surely Microsoft taking IE development seriously can only be a good thing?

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Ummmm, I'm an over-hyped ranting dev AND I think that MS developing IE is a good thing - already with IE8 I can write one lump of code and have it work across every browser with only very minor tweaks for IE (for instance IE attaches the Event to the Window not the Element to which you've attached the Event (logic has never been a strong point with IE) - which buggers up the context of 'this')...

... if, however, I need to backport to even IE 7 it normally means I need to write a whole different set of JavaScript and CSS libraries if nothing else. Don't talk to me about IE 6 (we've even got a few machines still running 5.5 here).

Brits say 'no, no, no' to 3D TV

CD001

Hmmm

I'm not blind in either eye - BUT one is slightly "stronger" than the other ... maybe that explains why I see a sort of "ghosting" where I can still make out (faintly) the second image when I watch 3D films in the cinema...

So - 3D TV - no thanky.

CD001

Might come out on the 24th

Not sure of which month or year though...

I wonder how long they'll keep my pre-order on order.

Christians vs metalheads in FB flame war

CD001

It's Black Metal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_metal

Close enough.

Satanic imagery is part of the deal - hell there might even be some genuine Satanists into BM - though I've never met one.

Google charges feds $25 a head for user surveillance

CD001

Except

Charge too much and the Government will just pass a law making it illegal to charge for 'costs incurred whilst helping the authorities with their enquiries'.

It's the government - you can't actually win - all you can do is vote them out and get a whole different set of ill thought out draconian legislation and bureaucracy from the next lot who'll eventually be more repressive than the previous lot ... who you'll then vote back in.

With each successive government your liberties are slowly eroded in the name of safety. Two steps towards totalitarianism, one step back.

Chinese bride sentenced to hard labour for retweet

CD001

Aaah

China is finally catching up with the UK in curtailing freedom ... no, hang on....???

Virgin demands ISPs end broadband speed 'con'

CD001

Speaking...

Speaking to the chap who hosts our web server at work not that long ago we came to the conclusion that the bottlenecks are moving as people's download speed increases... away from their neighbourhood pipes towards the servers themselves.

It doesn't take many people with a 50Mbs connection all downloading from the same site at the same time to effectively flood the site - so, of course, none of them will receive 50Mbs because the site can't serve it at that speed to all of them.

At the moment, I'd argue, there's not much point in a 50Mbs connection unless you're downloading large files in the wee small hours of the morning when your neighbourhood is quiet AND the server is quiet... tricky if you're downloading a large file from somewhere halfway across the world of course.

Facebook message security risks 'open door to Web 2.0 botnet'

CD001

Ummm

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Users are more likely to open and trust a message which appears to have been sent by someone they know - one of their Facebook friends

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Really? People actually know all of the 836 people they've got as "friends" on Facebook? Or is it more likely that they, like my other half, have accepted random friend-of-friend requests in order to bulk up the number of people in their Farmville list (and unlock more shinies or something)?

World's most advanced rootkit penetrates 64-bit Windows

CD001

You can...

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do what *nix does and make the user move their hand away from the mouse and enter a password for a privileged user in order to proceed.

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You can do that as well - set up an admin account with a password but don't use it. Log in on a limited privileges account and whenever UAC requires admin rights you need to enter the admin password... much like *nix.

The only real problem is, again, legacy apps that'll make you enter the admin password every time you boot them up (it's not much of a faff if you're only having to enter the password when there's a software install/upgrade).

You only get the UAC prompt with an "OK" click-box if you're already logged in as an admin; it's a bit like running as a pseudo-admin really since you'll still need to grant access to programs via the UAC prompt on a per-instance basis.

Unlike previous incarnations of Windows - it seems that with Win7 (much like *nix and OSX) the user really is the weakest link - and boy are there some weak links using Windows ;)

CD001

*sighs*

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There is a lot of apps that are borked by UAC and need to be "run as administrator" to work properly

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Name 1.

I can only name 1 on my Windows 7 box - it's a game, an MMO that's more than 13 years old and only when running the legacy client.

Granted the UAC prompt isn't the most informative prompt ever - but UAC is a good thing.

CD001

This is a title, this is only a title...

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elevated privileges, this should not be required for end-user software (and if it is required, then there is something wrong with the OS design)

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Sort of ... it's only legacy apps/games that I've found that require elevated privileges to run on Windows 7. This was a flaw with every previous version of Windows and it's only because Win7 is supporting them that it's continued into 7 - so it's not entirely the fault of the current OS more that it's supporting apps that used this flaw in previous incarnations of Windows. Still, I always get the UAC prompt when it happens.

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1) Drop the stupid fade effect on the rest of the desktop. It adds an annoying black-screen pause while I wait for my (high-spec) PC to display it. Or is this on purpose? Just seems pointless and annoying to me.

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You know you can turn it off yourself right?

CD001

which

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Until a rootkit can compromise a system with UAC set to its highest level (password on any admin level change) and without the user clicking on something to allow admin privilege...

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Which this one can't :)

CD001

Read

Read the article from Prevx perhaps?

Since this rootkit won't work unless you give it privileges to start with it can still be stopped by properly using UAC - not really any different to *nix - just that you don't get (m)any "if you would like to pwn your system please su this virus" type things on *nix ... and, generally speaking, *nix users aren't clueless enough to su something unwittingly.

Cyber cops crush plod-snapper site following Millbank riot

CD001

wtfmuch?!?

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These are supposedly 'educated' students surely they would have achieved a much better effect on the government if they had put pen to paper and written to their MP?

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Really? Like BT/Phorm you mean?

If you want anything to change you CANNOT work within the system - from the American War of Independence, to Ghandi, to Martin Luther King ... writing polite letters to the powers that be does not, and never has, achieved anything.

The closest you can get within the system is voting the buggers out (pithy political comment courtesy of Starship Troopers):

"When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived."

That's the charm of democracy - it gives people the illusion of choice while only letting them play with loaded dice. Sometimes playing within the rules only gives you the choice of death by crocodile or death by piranha - if you want to live you need to break the rules.

MS hits back in Security Essentials row

CD001

Oooh...

Lightweight, fast and reliable - thanks for the heads up, I'll have to give one or the other a go...

... or is that not what you meant?

Google leaves sites in dark over October demotions

CD001

Upvoted but...

I thoroughly agree with the sentiment - semantic HTML (or the semantic web) is an ideal... but it can still be borked by Google's algorithms should Google desire it; they control the algorithms after all.

if(preg_match('/bing/', $sContent) && preg_match('/good|great|better than Google/', $sContent)) {

$iPageRankScore -= 100000000;

}

Global warming is actually good for rainforests, say boffins

CD001

Ummm...

Is this not just common sense?

Trees "inhale" CO2 and "exhale" O2 throughout the day ... and they thrive in warmer climates. If you want certain plants to grow well in our chillier northern climes you put them in a greenhouse...

"Global warming" and higher CO2 levels would create a very plant-friendly environment I'd have thought. If the Discovery Channel hasn't lied to me then there was a LOT of CO2 in the atmosphere when plants first colonised the land and with little to eat them they spread like wild-fir (sorry) eventually absorbing enough CO2 and emitting enough Oxygen to chill the planet somewhat and raise O2 levels to a point much higher than they are today - leading to bloody big insects (dragonflies with 2m wingspan and the like).

In fact, on a geological timescale, global warming is something of a non-issue. The planet has been much warmer in the past and it will (probably) be much warmer in the future. It's only us fragile meatbags that might suffer.

Fanbois howl as OS X update bricks PGPed Macs

CD001

As soon...

As soon as I read the article I thought, "How many replies down will the first 'it just works' post be?" - I was almost expecting it to be #1 - not far off at #3 I suppose.

US opts out of carbon trading

CD001

*sighs*

Our odds of survival are declining rapidly...

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Really? In what way?

Our odds of survival, long term, have always been effectively zero (try looking at the number of species that are extinct compared to those that are currently alive). How is climate change any worse? Look at the Permian extinction event... we've got a lot of work to do to top that puppy still.

Besides - there's still best part of 3 billion years worth of theoretically habitable planet here before the sun wipes it out. There's time for life to recover even if we do manage to nerf the planet on a Siberian Traps scale.

No - I'm not American - I just don't really see what the fuss is about.

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