* Posts by Gordon 10

3879 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Home Sec: Web snoop law will snare PAEDOS, TERRORISTS

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Dear Ms May

Our major concerns with Terrorists and Paedo's is the risk of being falsely labelled as one by some ignorant civil servant snooping on our private conversations and jumping to the wrong conclusion.

Might I suggest a read of the badscience.com website and that you educate yourself and your flunkies on the likelyhood of false positives when there are a very small number of actual villains? ie you will ruin far more innocents lives than catch criminals.

Neutrino mass, dark energy measurements refined

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Blunder

Thats a little unfair. It's essentially a place holder for all the things we dont know about the universe but which allows us to get lots of interesting work done in the meantime.

Violin Memory flashes $50m wad from SAP

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Wtf?

The principle of Hadoop is that it runs on low cost commodity hardware.

Putting a custom flash array in the mix kinda defeats the point.

Qualcomm's S4 chip set to shrink laptops further

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Re: Sod the size

Almost certainly since 2 lines of VGA resolution amount to more than 1080 pixels.

Now can it support screens of greater than 1080p resolution is a different question.

Ape sanctuary seeks funds for armed Robo Bonobo

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Omg

Thats not a robot - that's monkey davros.

I can just see the mini Dalek bonobos now

Copulate COPULAAATTE

Sony sends Xperia Play Android 4 beta dev-wards

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It's a developer who comes with a toggle switch for their otherwise randomly engaging BOFH feature.

Nvidia wants sub-£130 Tegra 3 tablets out this summer

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Re: Still has not got the memo

Pure Semantic quibbling Mr Phobos

WOA includes Office and a browser - thats 70% of desktop use cases dealt with.

Capita poises axe over 1,000 staff - jobs headed to India

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In other words

Liked the Analysts summary for one.

Translation

Crapita's only skill is in cutting their own headcount, and they can be expected to screw even that up imminently.

RIM to exit the consumer phone market

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Translation

We have neglected our corporate base in the fruitless chase for pennies from the great unwashed.

Unfortunately their corporate base is on an unstoppable decline due to android and iOS. RIM are a dead man walking in this space.

Therefore though there may only be pennies in the great unwashed its the only Market RIM has any hope of growing.

Balsillie bails as RIM reports terrible quarter

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Re: If...

Agree. I have a newish curve for work.

OS 7 is vile. Reminds me of Nokia's OS40 after gathering 5 years of cruft and then being bastardised for smartphone functionalities.

The keyboard is the worst hardware keyboard I have EVER used. I can type significantly faster on my iPhones soft keyboard.

Yes I know the curve is the base model - that doesnt excuse its basic functionality fails - especially as an email device.

I have 4-5 year old Windows Mob 5/6 phones that did the job better.

NDS says Beeb's Panorama emails were 'manipulated'

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Hmmm

Both Parents have form in this area

Panorama the primark stuff.

And NI well they are just dodgy as hell

**flips coin**. It's Panorama the smug fucks at the beeb haven't had a good shoeing yet this year.

Amazon boss finds Apollo 11 engines on seabed

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Happy

Its difficult to solve world hunger. Ever since Orson died Unicron hasn't been back.

Gov IT contractors hire staff in India to work on benefits system

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Happy

Re: The Americans Know how to Do IT.

Careful about smile.

They have started using shared called centers with the Co-Op and the training is sadly lacking and the famous smile customer service is descending downwards fast.

Still UK based but not as good as they used to be.

Based on person experience me & the wifey YMMV.

Third European supply podule docks with space station

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Re: Should have shelled out for an Advanced Docking Computer

Technically it already has one.

The backup is a ground controller continually mashing the "P" on his keyboard to match rotation.

London ambulances on second try with CommandPoint 999 software

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Re: Why is it needed anyway?

Probably because there are more business requirements than you can fit on the back of a commentards comment.

HP offers contractors a choice: 5 per cent pay cut ... or 100 per cent

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Heres hoping

Some contractors vote with their feet.

If not now preferably when HP can least afford them to leave. (1 week before go live).

With this ring, I thee frag

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Re: Caveman style?

Me too.

Man doing clubbing - No

Club - No

Cave - Maybe (depends on Café)

Slaughter Mammoth for burgers - No

Hang on a sec........

Actively cooled rocket primed for easy re-entry

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Alien

Re: Explain?

Technically even the Shuttle used parachutes in its descent. Albeit to brake horizontal velocity rather than vertical.

/pedant.

F1 team wins CAD copyright war, wakes up to £700k hangover

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Ouch!

So Force India were vindicated in the original decision but the judge took account of the fact that if they hadnt have acted like idiots in the first place the problem would have never happened. Whats called a pyrric victory for Force India.

I like these kind of rules - shows Judges in a good, sensible light :) and basically says dont be a dick and then try to hide behind the law.

Sky boffins: The Moon is not Earth's only natural satellite

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Re: I don't get it...

Some orbits are more stable than others.

Imagine a swing - if you inject the same energy time and again the swing goes higher. Similar thing here but the energy is being injected by the Earth, Moon and Sun.

If it helps bear in mind even the moons orbit is very slowly changing.

Cameron's attempt to cram a robot arm wearing a Rolex into his pristine bottom

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Re: @davey

You haven't dived mate - 10-20% of my dives have been better than any TV.

From finding a ghost pipe fish after 15 mins of staring to getting a perfect photo of a mantis shrimp. Unbelievable.

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Re: Dunno

2nd and 3rd this. My tag is 10 yrs old this year - strap has a few scratches - glass is still pristine even after constant wearing including for diving, DIY and using heavy machinery. Best watch I've owned bar none. And cheap over ten years.

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agreed

My bottom of the range Tag is "rated" for 200m - the deepest its gone or ever likely to go is around the 30m mark - and frankly that was on a qualification dive. Most of my interest is between the 5-25m mark.

I would have been quite happy with Tag rated at 50m but they dont exist.

AMD plots an end run round Intel with SeaMicro's 'Freedom'

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Re: Good move for AMD

Only if AMD don't fuck it up.

Friends Reunited rebrands as memory bank for oldsters

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Posterity Engine?

The worlds first? (probably not as I cant be bothered to google, but the term amused me in Alastair Reynolds new tome.)

Sitting down all day is killing you

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Re: You can see the truth of this in old peoples' homes

You have to be immortal and invunerable not to die, not just immortal. cf Highlander.

cue Queen

Goldman Sachs in email muppet hunt

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Re: Goldman Sachs

Im not defending GS. However all your googling shows is that negative news sells. Positive news generally doesnt.

Using Occams Razor and the fact that GS is a reasonably sucessful global investment bank whats the most likely scenario?

1. Most clients are satisfied.

2. Most clients are unsatisfied.

Post Crash hype to the contrary Investment Banks are like any other business if they dont have products people want to buy they go under. If they miscalculate the size and capabilities of their finances they also go under. In some cases Govts will prevent the 2nd. In no case that I know of does the 1st hold true for a significant period of time. (Loss Leaders and diliberate proping up by Soveriegn wealth excepted)

I call both close friends and utter strangers muppets - without context the statement itself is meaningless.

Everything Everywhere's 4G monopoly stalled by Ofcom

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Re: LTE? 4G? what?

oh FFS sake.

Its not hard LTE (and WiMax) are the only True Approved 4G technologies.

Everything else is 3G+ at best.

The new IPAD has an LTE chipset and where both the technology and the frequency is supported it will work.

Climate change linked to extreme weather surge

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Re: still going?

Of course it matters. If we cant identify if/how we are impacting it, how the hell do you expect us to fix/mitigate it?

Or should we just piss money away on the off chance we might fix something?

Pioneer SC-LX85 9.2 AV receiver with AirPlay

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@JetSetJim

If you are going to troll at least get your facts right.

Electrical current does not travel at the speed of light.

Game CEO steps down

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Sad but inevitable.

I never got to the bottom of the publishers refusing to do business with them. Was it purely financial worries over their ability to pay or something more sinister (and anti-trust worthy) like second hand games selling?

London fire brigade outsources 999 control centre to Capita

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OMG

I think Im going to attempt defend LFB and Crapita.

Outsourcing *can* work. Here's my hypothetical scenario how it can happen.

1. Service and employees outsourced. Employee's under TUPE so little saving made there.

2. Service reviewed for unnecessary bureaucracy that was not written into outsourcing contract. Being public sector there is probably some. (Hey there is in private sector too)

3. Rebuild service without bureaucracy - save money.

Half a million quid a year in waste in current LFB procedures I can see that. ITs just over 10%.

Chances of this being actually what happens 0% (I did say attempt)

Americans resort to padlocking their dumb meters

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WTF?

No tinfoil hats

2 very logical objections to smart meters.

1. Whats the long term benefit to me, once I've found the high consuming devices (its not like I dont know what they are. And no - the reduction of my emissions to AGW to not count. How much carbon does the production of a smart meter cost? How many years until the pay off point?

2. How long until they get p0wned?

No need for tinfoil hats at all - the sensible objections are enough.

The future of the fondleslab belongs to the Fire

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WTF?

Analyst BS 101

Define random price point at which ipad is not sold but Fire is.

Give it a semi-catchy name. "Cheap Tablets"

Make random comments that pertain to same.

Results - either stating the bleeding obvious and/or utter analyst bullshit.

Release statement on slow news day.

Justify analysts existence for 10 more seconds.

Seriously - how much do these jerks get paid for coming out with this?

Proposed Oz mobile 'tower ban’ stalls

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Re: catch 22

Really care to post some evidence to back that up or too busy cowering under your tinfoil hat?

Let's not let nimbyism get in the way of common sense eh?

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

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WTF?

Re: Sorry, but... Steve Erwin jokes

Jeebus sensitive much?

Too late I can understand too early is madness.

How long has he been fertiliser now?

And now I'm off to watch some 70's kids show from Gerry Anderson with some puppets in a submarine.

Mobile operators mourn death of embedded 4G

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Re: I thought so. So here they are again!

Not true.

3 include tethering in all their prepay iPhone tariffs at the very least.

Facebook: Your boss asks for your password, we'll sue him! Maybe

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Re: protect yourself

WTF. Think about this. If an employer is wankish enough not to give you something they offered in the interview without a reasonable explanation then why work for them? If its not explicitly written into your contract or offer letter you shouldn't expect it - that's your point of maximum negotiating strength.

And as for recording the interview. If an interviewee asked me to record our conversation they would be out of there so fast their head one spin. I would't employ anyone whose unwilling to start on a basis of a shared professional trust.

Robotic surgeon successful in first prostate snip

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Re: I think I'd rather a robot went up my rectum

I've booked a visit from Asimo for you. Honda are sending him around tomorrow with an economy tub of vaseline.

iPhone outsells RIM's BlackBerry in Canada for the first time

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Re: Barrel

Even sadder you posted about it.

Baffling barcode-on-steroids stickers plaster the Earth

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Re: @Lee Dowling 2

I didn't say I panicked. It was certainly an unnecessary and potential distraction as I worked out what it was.

Given that they are on bus shelters mostly with lay-byes in them it's a reasonable assumption that a plod may be in the vicinity and either want you or want you out the way.

A light is which is totally unnecessary to sell a product ffs.

Sod the bankers - the first people hung in my own private utopian dictatorship will be the ad execs. (hello Eric Schmidt)

Oh and Mondeo drivers.

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What really annoyes me

Is some w*nker ad agency has started sticking little boxes next to the billboard at bus stops containing a QR Code, NFC tags and a ring of flashing blue LED's.

Catch them out the corner of your eye when driving and you think the plod have you in their sights. How on earth were they allowed to be deployed?

Revealed: Google's SECRET London office

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Pint

:)

beer on me - happy friday.

Medieval warming was global – new science contradicts IPCC

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Re: It's easy to lose patience

That kinda suggests its worth looking at some of the other places that apparently did not warm again.

Two localised warnings might be coincidence if 3 or 4 emerge....

Third European supply podule blasts off en route to space station

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I dispair

All these years and were are still building these things a millions of euros of expense ultimately to burn them up. The public sector really has fucked up the space industry I'm sure it's all in aid of snouts in troughs.

Here's a though why dont we just bung half the cash to SpaceX and half to the Russians? Both are far better at doing more with less.

Record-breaking laser pulse boosts fusion power hopes

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Trollface

@thylacine Re: ...and they're containing it in, ....?

Your momma.

Half of Apple fanbois would bank with the iPad titan

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Re: Inevtiable rounded corners comment

One problem Goldfish cards have prior art. Plus they get stuck in machines.

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Re: This is stupid

Idiot. If a company starts a bank it has to comply with the rules of behaviour of a bank, doing exactly what you stated - BY LAW