* Posts by Gordon 10

3880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Everyone's going to Mars: Rocket Lab joins the Red Planet Fan Club

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Its funny - these guys have done more than Bezos and Branston combined yet get barely any press attention. Snub or deliberate act of Rocket Lab to keep things on the QT?

Asahi Linux progress: Apple Silicon OS works – though it's 'rough around the edges' and has no GUI acceleration

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Re: Good to see that the old saw about arguing with an idiot is still true.

"Yeah, if all those rational rebuttals like "did you knock your head?" and "Smash up your computer" don't work then just take the piss some more, eh?"

You're not a regular visitor to these parts are you? If you were you'd know taking the piss is why TheRegister exists and that includes the forums too.

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So this is going well.

Good to see that the old saw about arguing with an idiot is still true.

Once you control the hardware you control everything. No additional software is necessary.

Tesla promises to build robot you could beat up – or beat in a race

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Joke

Re: "Semi sentient"

Whats even better is that in a UK office the phrase "I have a semi" will have HR come after you quicker than you can say "harassment in the workplace".

UK's Newport Wafer Fab now under Chinese ownership

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Re: A fortune for pennies

But thats only an issue if the Chinese decide to close it down. Your fuss and blather are pointless. A 180nm fab is hardly a major strategic asset. Can you name any products the Newport Fab makes that are of strategic relevance to the UK? No? Thought so.

China stops networked vehicle data going offshore under new infosec rules

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Re: I long for the days of yore...

Leaving aside the temp and altitude - the main point was that failure to start was historically ridiculously common. Noone sane wants to go back to the days of a choke.

Failure of electronic starting cars has banished this to virtually non-existent in comparison.

Branson sews cash parachute for Virgin Atlantic with $300m Virgin Galactic share sale

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bait and switch

This seems like a bit of a (legal) bait and switch to me. Sell stock in the highly valued (but ultimately pointless) space tourism start up to fund the lowly valued (but viable 4 years outa 5) international aviation business.

Markets & investors are weird.

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Meh

Re: a private-equity firm

Don't think so. Its more a sign of the price of credit being at record lows due to central bank interventions.

Besides investing just *before* a big upturn hits is what every investor wants to do. (Leaving short sellers aside).

GOP lawmakers ask for former Huawei handset biz Honor to be placed the Entity List

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Trollface

Re: A seamless transition from Trump to Biden.

"benign and trustworthy phone manufacturer who makes good design and security decisions and listens to users"

Apple springs to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

Engineers work to open Boeing Starliner's valves as schedule pressures mount

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Re: "assumed Boeing knew what it was doing."

TBF to Musk Airline autopilot is a solved problem available on Arduino's these days.

SpaceX are the only ones who have solved "Rocket Autopilot" landing onto a ship in the sea, however.

Wireless powersats promise clean, permanent, abundant energy. Sound familiar?

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You missed the piece on a diffuse energy density.

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Actually its been done in SciFi books several times. The Troy Rising trilogy by John Ringo is the most recent example that springs to mind, albeit with sunlight and solar mirrors but that's just a wavelength difference.

Just like in Elite - anything powerful enough to use for mining makes a hell of an expedient weapons system.

(American MilSciFi warning re Ringo)

SpaceX Starship struts its stack to show it has the right stuff

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The difference is that there's a host of small satellite slingers and Branson's doesnt appear any better than the rest, so by that measure he's a dilettante at best.

No-one appears to be coming close to SpaceX's cost per tonne to orbit. I doubt many people like Musk for sheer gobbiness alone, but he appears to be at least 2-3 years ahead of everyone else in capability and more in terms of cost to orbit.

Apologetic Audacity rewrites privacy policy after 'significant lapse in communication'

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Meh

Re: The new normal

I think you risk giving them the benefit of too much doubt. This is what the 3rd piece of assholery in quick succession from a Muse owned company.

Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice -shame on me.

Dang vaccines dented our bottom line in the connected home sector, says Netgear

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I call bullshit. With the Vaccination programs not even in full swing until April at the earliest its a feeble excuse at best.

NSO Group 'will no longer be responding to inquiries' about misuse of its software

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SWaaS

The key lesson here. Just because you can offer SWaaS. (SpyWare as a Service) doesn't mean you should. I bet this all started with some suit ordering their techies to do it over their objections.

Sometimes arm's length is best. Seldom do arms dealers hang around near a war zone. NSO should take a lesson from them.

Windows 11 gets chatty as Teams integration turns up

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Im sanguine about this. We have the abomination that is Webex Teams which has among its recent "improvements" the hijacking of Chime and Zoom url's to open them in its own appalling UI with half the functionality missing....

MS teams would be an improvement even if embedded in the OS.

The old New: Windows veteran explains that menu item

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Re: Or, you know, you created a blank template of the project?

Nothing - the OP was wrong.

I dont have a RO network share to hand but it just allowed me to create an alias to my OneDrive folder which itself is some kinda pointer thing and not a real folder at all afaik.

South Korea tables law to remove app stores' in-app purchase monopolies

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Re: Five per cent

They (Apple, Google) should be landed with a flat fee approach. The app stores costs are fixed and have no relation to the price of the app. In app payment via alternative channels should be explicitly protected by law, and contractual ways of working around them explicitly made unenforceable.

AWS gave Parler a chance, won't say if it talked to NSO before axing spyware biz's backend systems

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Re: Is that good enough for mission-critical operations?

Define mission critical in this case. If you mean grey/black hat stuff needs to spread between clouds I agree with you. OR if you mean borderline illegal content I agree with you.

If you mean run of the mill corporate business I don't in this context - which is Vendor takedowns. If you mean for true-cost-no-object resiliencey I agree but that's besides the point of this article.

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WTF?

Re: The two are not equivalent

You're actual point being? Malware is malware regardless of the download method.

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Re: So they're all working with NSO

Errr except AWS now. Did you even read the article? Azure or GCP werent mentioned either.

And how do you expect them to assess their clients morals proactively?

Do you really want AWS pro-actively blocking usage ala Apples App Store if it doesn't comply to their self selected prudery?

So apart from everything you say being wrong I agree with you.

Impromptu game of Robot Wars sparks fire in warehouse at UK e-tailer Ocado

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Flame

Is there a design flaw in their warehouses?

Since this is at least the second in a few short years, I'm wondering if there is either something wrong with the physical design or their processes - maybe they hesitate to hit the sprinklers too long?

Since they only have 5 of these centres (quick google could be wrong) 40% of them catching fire seems a bit worrying.

Euro space boffins hatch comms satellite hijack plan to save Earth from extinction

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Joke

Re: Use nuke warheads

You dont get research grants by recycling Hollywood film plots.

You do however get them for winding up the Telecoms industry.

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Re: Launchers?

I think the more interesting question is given a 3 month lead time whether the number of available Falcon stacks of either type would exceed the number of available launch sites (including turnaround time).

Edit : Interestingly enough SpaceX "only" appears to have ~23 Falcon Block5 boosters due to their high refurbishment rates. One booster has had 10 launches! Still I guess even in the low teens they have more active boosters than anyone outside of US and Russian military ICBM's.

I was fired for telling ICO of Serco track and trace data breach, claims sacked worker

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Unhappy

Schoolgirl Error

Unfortunately this lady appears to have made several schoolgirl errors in bringing her case which Im guessing will make it doomed to failure, albeit its not clear what elements of her case remain from quick skim of the judgement.

It looks like the initial judgement for "interim relief" was for a stay execution.

2 obvious errors :

1. She is confusing or attempting to conflate "worked for" with "employed by"

2. You never ever send 116 "stream of consciousness" emails to a tribunal, you make limited and deliberate updates of material evidence.

3. Those 116 mails suggest she is taking it personally. No matter how personal it is losing your objectivity is a recipe for disaster. By all means be angry - but dont let that stop you acting with a clear head with the tribunal.

I dont hold out much hope for her no matter how justified or not her case might be.

She might be better off researching her agency employer who is using the mini-umbrella's and dobbing them into HMRC. She may not get much satisfaction from that route either but it would have been worth a punt at less cost and effort to her.

Deutsche Bank stuffs Oracle systems in on-prem cloud while Google scoops lion's share of white fluffy workloads

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Re: I wonder what Oracle has on Deutsche Bank?

I doubt it. The simple matter is that if you have mission critical or simply important brown field Oracle workloads then Oracle Cloud is by far the simplest and cheapest migration path. It’s not even particularly expensive compared to a huge migration to another DB. Also their cloud charges are pretty low (for now).

Backbench Tory campaigner promises judicial review of data grab of English GP patients unless UK government changes tack

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FAIL

Stop using whataboutery to justify a data monetisation grab.

Firstly your chance of actually being unconscious in A&E are small, secondly they already have protocols to deal with those scenarios. Thirdly if that was actually what they are doing with it it would probably get broad support.

What they are actually doing is a vast data grab with assumed opt-in and no right to delete at a later date and some questionable pseudo-anonymisation and then letting the fucking Nazgul to name just one grey actor at it. Each one of those is a red flag in its own right. All together it’s riskier than Matt Hancock discharging your granny to a care home in early 2020.

The chances of it ending in disaster are approximately equal to those of Matt Hancock hooking up with one of his Aides.

BMA warns NHS Digital's own confidentiality guardian could halt English GP data grab unless communication with public improves

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I would love to know how NHS digital square off a permanent data grab with a right to be forgotten under GDPR. Now it is a qualified right - but "its too hard/we're too lazy" is not a sufficient excuse.

Dozens of Iranian media websites devoured by the Great Satan, apparently

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WTF?

Under what basis was this performed?

I know Iran is under US and other sanctions but under what authority were these websites taken down - apart from Might makes Right of course.? Were they US hosted? Or is the US abusing its control/influence over TLD's, and applying their own censorship rules?

To be clear I could care less about the Iranians - more about whether this is a potentially illegal act by the USA.

Vissles V84: Mechanical keyboard hits all the right buttons for Mac power users

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Re: Keychron

Never mind - just found the K4 & K8

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Re: Keychron

I just got a Keychron C2.

Nice but no full size return :(

Gov.UK taskforce publishes post-Brexit wish-list: 'TIGRR' pounces on GDPR, metric measures

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Re: Rich playground

"How are they going to differentiate classic pump and dump schemes from a legitimate company that is doing well?"

Its part of the design that they are not. Their cronies will pump and leave innocent investors with the dump. Just another way of politicians shitting over their electorate.

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Re: Brexit bollocks

Well said sir!

This is just the usual bunch of overly opinionated ideologically inflexible fuckwits on a charge to see what else they can fuck up whilst the consequences from Brexit still play out like a slow motion car crash.

What galls me is these wankers always refuse to take responsibility for their actions and refuse to act consistently in their actions, then act fake surprised when the world calls them on it. The current sausage war being a prime example of them being hoist on their own petard. See also the DUP.

No surprise when they are led by the adulterer in chief and one of the biggest liars ever to hold office.

Davis may be a brexit supporting prick but at least on data he had some sane opinions.

UK spends £36m on 18 little 'bullet-proof' boats to protect Royal Navy assets

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No sign of armament

What do they do when fired upon? Reply back with harsh language?

$28m scores mystery bidder right to breathe same air as Amazon kingpin Jeff Bezos in Blue Origin flight

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Flame

Better check that for $28m you get a parachute or ejector seat. Otherwise imagine the buyers face when the Bezos Bros are whisked to safety seconds before a fiery death.

BMA and Royal College of GPs refuse to endorse NHS Digital's data grab from surgeries in England

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Re: Let's call it the "GPDPR"

That’s the bit I don’t get. How can it be informed consent when it’s auto-opt-in?

Ofcom gets new CTO as UK regulator welcomes Amazon Alexa Smart Home exec

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WTF?

Hmm.

A long standing career as a product manager seems a slightly odd choice for a CTO but maybe Im expecting too much for the T to stand for Technical.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/sjogia/

Ubuntu, Wikimedia jump ship to the Libera Chat IRC network after Freenode channel confiscations

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Joke

And Business Development lessons from Chemical Ali.

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Big Brother

By their actions you will know them

The dude seemed quite reasonable in his original press release to El Reg a couple of weeks ago and made it sound just like another internet spat.

However his actions since pretty much underline who’s the bad guy here. What a toerag.

AWS Free Tier, where's your spending limit? 'I thought I deleted everything but I have been charged $200'

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Re: AWS - Automated Wallet Slimming?

Siphoning.

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spending limit cannot be applied to pay as you go ...in production,

For the above I think this is reasonable of MS here.

By definition the act of releasing your code into Production should include impact analysis of the changes which should include a pretty robust assessment of the charging/scaling expectations, followed up by a period of aftercare where things like resource utlliization are monitored more closely than usual.

TL:DR. - Dont use the production tier if you dont use/understand SDLC.

SDLC along with real robust test plans are what separates software professionals from gifted* amateurs imo. Just because you have the job title and the pay grade don't mean you are, and lets face it we've all met even some very senior people who fall in this bucket - and take their colleagues/teams down with them.

* I leave it the reader to define what this means.

Snowden was right, rules human rights court as it declares UK spy laws broke ECHR

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WTF?

So basically

TL:DR

A moral victory but essentially pyrrhic?

They'll carry on what they are doing and they are very sorry, but business as usual Guvnor?

All seems to be making a point but without any actual useful outcome.

Let us Play: Smartphone brand Honor lets slip it has gained access to Google Mobile Services licences

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Hmmm

Presumably Pres. Biden will be involved in any decision whether Honor is a freed hostage or a dangerous gangster on the run from US regulatory justice. (In corporate terms of course).

If the former expect the GMS licenses to be revoked forthwith.

UK data watchdog fines 'pandemic partner' biz £8k: It sent 84,000 marketing emails to people who'd given info for track and trace

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Re: "it had faced technical difficulties"

Whilst I dont disagree with your point I came here full of the same piss and vinegar only to discover reading between the lines that these guys had effectively set themselves up as a MITM generating QR codes to be passed along to the NHS.

So this was essentially a MITMA *on* NHS Track and Trace not *by* Track and Trace. I leave it to the reader to decide if the enabling of a MITM is a deliberate action by the Govt to enable some arms length Pork Barrelling.

Parliament demands to know the score with Fujitsu as Post Office Horizon scandal gets inquiry with legal teeth

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Flame

Re: At last!

I hope some of the Discovery work for these cases leaks to the public domain. I'd love to see some "smoking gun" emails pointing at Venells and others...

Unit4 handed police ERP deal after 'significant deficiency' found in Oracle Fusion system

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Re: Something in the water?

Not unique to the UK, but unhappily frequent anywhere near a Govt pork barrel.

It does lead you to wonder if outright bribes like in certain other parts of the world are ironically more honest.

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Re: system or config?

Unless they were looking for an excuse.

Or that Crap Gemini bolted on some kind of extension with a b0rk3d permissioning framework.

Are you ready to take a stand? Flexispot E7 motorised desk should handle whatever you dump on it – but it's not cheap

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Childcatcher

Am I the only one

Whose OCD is twitching because of the mismatched monitors?

Mammoth grab of GP patient data in the UK set to benefit private-sector market access as rules remain unchanged

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Re: I assume it is this!!

Thanks for this. You can also use it to check what you set it to last time you read about an NHS data grab on The Register. FWIW mine was opted out