* Posts by Gordon 10

3879 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Amount of meat we eat will barely affect future climate change

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Meh

Shame Lewis felt the need

To include his last paragraph. On the surface at least his arguement seem to make sense for once.

Ex-Soviet space gunboats to be FOUND ON MOON

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Re: Someone is clearly sleepwalking through life

I don't know they could be onto something. It can't be any worse than buying Facebook shares.

What should Oracle do with Sun

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Hang on a sec

Isnt this bit of a spurious comparison.

Sun's hardware business was dying on its feet BEFORE oracle.

Its entirely likely that its future as a standalone was in Engineered systems away. It seems it bit silly to exclude these since the guts of the hardware is ex-Sun stuff.

So really the headline is Oracle's Hardware Business in transition from commoditised servers to value added engineered systems.

Change Oracle to Sun in that last sentence and would it look as bad?

Assange takes refuge in Ecuadorian embassy

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By his actions you will know him

Self publicising prink - check.

Using Wikikeaks for his own ends - check.

Shafting Bradley Manning - check.

Squealing like a pig and refusing to face a legitimate legal enquiry - check. (let's not forget folks the Sweden thing is just to see if there is a case to answer.)

Bail Jumper - check.

Whether he may or may not be a bit rapey is a bit moot right now - he's certainly proving himself a contemptible human being.

LG shelves future tablet efforts

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Holmes

Re: One less for MS to pound into the dirt

Some news for you Sherlock. MS surface doesnt scare anyone - its currently vapourware.

The futility of flushing cash down the drain with year after year of zero profits trying to compete on price with a race to the bottom with those with deeper pockets (or more cojones) such as Google, Amazon, Asus, Samsung.

Look at the evidence of everyone elses tablet efforts:

1. HP - broken.

2. RIM - mostly broken.

3. Motorola - swallowed.

4. HTC (profits in free fall).

Oh and even if you have the balls & cash you still have Apple locking you out of the supply chain or buying up the "next good thing techwise" before it even occurs to you to do so.

Need I go on?

Google to ICO: We had no idea Street View data slurp was happening

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Re: Clueless @ Wayland

WIFI vs GPS - Thats not entirely true. Afaik the main non-gps location technology is Cell tower triangulation not Wifi.

America's X-37B top-secret spaceplane returns to Earth

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Probably doesnt trigger gaydar

But the award for most outrageous spaceship design outside of flesh gordon is probably the one from Battle Beyond the Stars featuring John Boy Walton, Hannibal from the A team and the old guy from Hustle.

Successful remnant of Motorola acquires successful remains of Psion

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What people forget

Was that both the hardware and software were wonderfully polished.

The apps integration alone - particularly the PIM ones has rarely been matched even today. Even Nokia's communicator was a tad shy of the psi on ideal.

A PsIon running android or Linux whilst being a cool project would massively fall short on the software side.

Another investor pulls out of Habbo Hotel after grooming claims

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So just how

Do you tell 'grooming' by a raging hormones 13 year old pretending to be say 15 from a real paedo sweating at home doing the same thing? Did they actually cam with them.

I've lurked in many a chat room on many a service and know of no good way to even take a wild ass guess on the age of my fellow denizens even after seeing them chat for weeks or months.

NASA's Curiosity rover will try risky landing near Mount Sharp

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Happy

Coming to a rover near mars....

Cyanogen Mod - Red Planet edition.

Anyone wondering if you can brick a rover?

Apple introduces 'next generation' MacBook Pro with retina display

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Re: us video editors...

Yawn more SSD fud. You do understand that to calcite the mtbf rates they just batter the ssd's with data until the wear levelling routines can't cope and all the cells wrote capability expires.

Actual type of data is irrelevant.

It's no different to any other storage medium be it tape or disc - they all have levels of wear.

Regardless of technology you should have a robust backup strategy. Also most of the joe smoes I provide pc support for wouldn't know a SSD if it bit them on the ass and most of the have had an unbacked up hdd crash due to virii and general abuse.

In short bash the SSD is getting old.

(happily running a pair of x18m intels in raid 0)

Habeas data: How to build an internet that forgets

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Unhappy

Nice Conceit but wishful thinking

When the companies that own your data also own or provision the tools that let you manipulate that data - why on earth would they allow this utopia to happen? They would be cutting their own throat.

Simple answer they wont and moreover will never feel the need to until such time as the inconvience of having every internet indescretion outweights every element of percieved utility from the product and or service.

Even then all that will happen is people will move on to the next worse offender.

People as a mass are fundamentally lazy and as long as the user experience is 90% Yay/Meh and 10% Aarrrggh they will not change en mass.

Silicon Valley Bank lures Brit startups with sacks of cash

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Startups in Silicon Roundabout

Need not apply.

Rats with GPS backpacks prepare to sniff out landmines

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Don't get the economics?

Surely it's better to drop pre-trained rats in? If they are trained by someone who actually knows what they are doing surely they will have a higher success rate?

The training software should be limited to regional Center not airdrops.

Facebook joins Google in warning DNSChanger victims

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Presumably

When they first set up the alt DNS servers they didn't actually have the balls to deadend the DNS requests to a holding page (with limited onward links to removal sites))until the virus was removed? No fix no useful Internet.

Harsh but fair in my book.

Then again I wonder how many of these machines are lightly used mail servers and the like that don't have active browser sessions?

Ten... Sata 3 SSDs

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Re: HP SSDs @ragge

Of course you're accurate but totally missing the point - namely that for all desktops you run the same power outage risks regardless of disk choice. So in reality you comments are irrelevant and just part of a random rant against consumer grade ssd's.

They done have to be perfect - just good enough for the consumer market.

16GB BlackBerry PlayBook flushed away by RIM

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Hang on a sec

Whats the highest selling playbook by volume - who wants to bet its the 16gb one.

Another potential slow handclap for RIM.

AMD crashes Windows 8 tablet party with ultrathin hybrid

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Re: Really AMD? @Richie 1

What utter cobblers. The graphics chips whether integrated or discrete have <u>never</u> been the limiting factor for the display - it always been cost.

Even the crappiest integrated graphics can drive the laptop display plus a 1080p monitor and they have been able to do so for years.

Britain's military techies honoured with new combat IT awards

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What's a tuam?

Windows 8: We kick the tyres on Redmond's new tablet wheels

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Re: It's about the app store

Newsflash commentard.

The majority of apple users are massively satisfied and keep coming back for more - that hardly meets the definition of 'shafted' now does it?

Now excuse me whilst I go off to fondle my iPad then enjoy a post coitus fag.

Terror cops hunt laptop snatched from retired MI5 spookmistress

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Black Helicopters

Re: Shouldn't have said anything

But is it worth being drugged and sealed inside a North Face bag in your shower?

Universe has more hydrogen than we thought

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Trollface

Re: What's fascinating about this

Dont forget empirical evidence also supported "bad humours" supporting the spread of disease. ie Bad Smell = cause not symptom of illness. Until the microscope was invented it was a perfectly good theory that matched established facts.

Im sure Dark Matter and Dark energy were only created as terms because some stuffy old physicists voted down "Stuff", "Magic" and the "Reversible Sedgewick particle"

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What's fascinating about this

Is that the way it reduces the dark matter problem. Ok it only reduces it by 2-5% (or whatever the kangaroo/echidna mass ratio is) but is shows that there are still opportunities for visible matter explanations instead of dark matter - that are within an order of magnitude of the dark matter estimate itself.

Put it another way 19 more echidna sized breakthroughs and the need for dark matter goes away.

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Re: Echidnas?

Not according to the reg wiki link - there is more than one type.

Julian Assange extradition: What's next for WikiLeaker-in-chief?

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Wriggle wriggle

Squeally piggy. The bacon slicer draws ever closer.

UK High Court split over Twitter airport bomb joke

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Re: Grr

I think we should lock you up in case its a double bluff.

Sony KDL-55HX853 55in 3D LED TV

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WTF?

Motion Resolution

What on earth is this? Is it some marketing metric aimed at the gullible or is it something thats actually measurable? What is all this talk of lines like its some 1990's CRT?

Not that I necessarily care either way I would just like to know. Im not one of these frequent commentards who feels you cant have a subjective review and demands an objective one - but I would like to understand the whether its techno babble or marketese.

Jabra Clipper

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Meh

Meh

Given that you have been able to get similar clips on ebay for years for peanuts and with longer battery life Im not sure what the USP is.

Unless of course it has a specially shortened QUALITY set of earbuds. the only problem I found for the aforementioned ones on ebay was having to tie my sennheiser core up with a bag tie to shorten the cable.

Dell may fatten up software offering by swallowing Quest

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Live and die by toad.

Unfortunately no matter how good the rest of the product line they are just living off the reputation of toad. The software that launched a million oracle dba's and another million users that shouldn't have access.

2bn acquisition on 2.7m profit says it all.

Belkin YourType Folio

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Meh

what are the keys made of?

glass scratchiing easy typing hardness

glass friendly nasty typing softness

How zombie LulzSec exposed privates' love lives with PHP hack

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One hopes

That members of scumsec are outed and run into some of their victims down a dark alley.....

Fake Angry Birds app makers fined £50k for shock cash suck

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Re: Fined??

Just checked - their site is on an .ru domain.

Chance of fine being paid = 0.

Of course ofcom would mention that as 'Russian malware maker given pretend fine' doesn't make the same headlines.

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Fined??

So were those responsible actually tracked down or was this 'fine' delivered in abscentia to a post box somewhere.

As other posters have said there should be prosecutions brought. I suspect the lack of them may be due to the culprits not being tracked down.

Now off to google to investigate my suppositions! Post first repent later.

SpaceX does what it HASN'T done before: Dragon in close ISS flyby

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Go SpaceX

Feel like my parents must have watching the Lunar landings.

Boffins cram binary data into living cells' DNA

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Meh

Re: It'll still be susceptible to viruses.

or even PCillin

Apple design chief Jony Ive knighted - but not by the Queen

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Stop

Re: so few republicans

I'd rather have Queenie and Philip - if only for the comedy value than any of the pond scum we call politicians. Just to wind you up a bit further Im pro House of Lord too for the same reasons.

And as for throwing over the inheritance laws - good luck with that. Most of the UK would lynch you.

" know I am in the minority it makes me so sad and makes me want to leave the country."

Dont let us hold you up.

What still here?

Maybe a foreign trip would do you good - or at least educate you that there are many worse places to live.

Ten... Mi-Fi HSPA 3G wireless mini-routers

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Unhappy

Re: Don't understand

Your telco can put anything they like in their contracts - as long as it is not illegal in itself. A lot of phone OSes also include functionality to tell the Telco that you are tethering. The telco's usually manage by sending you through a different APN.

Most of the Telco's have tethering clauses these days.

Interestingly enough - in contrast to the other Poster I dont believe 3 do charge extra for tether - I know they didnt up to Feb when I last used it for my ipad. It was one of the reasons I left vodafone for Three.

Apple's trial experts are 'slavish fanbois who believe in magic'

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FAIL

Re: RE: Who but an expert ...@Vic 4

Thats rubbish. In these sort of cases the "experts" are all little better than paid for shills - whether from Samsung or Apple.

All these "experts" will have ultimately the same bias - that for folding green....

Virgin Media mauls UK.gov for pumping millions into BT

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Much as it pains me

Im with BT on this one. For all their slurping in the trough they actually are willing to entertain new areas.

When was the last big roll out (to potential new areas) from VM.

Sony's customisable Xperia U hits retail

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Is there even a market?

For a smartphone this compromised on Storage?

And from Sony of all people.

Waterstones stores surrender to Amazonian invaders

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WTF?

Cutting their own throat?

Surely a deal with B&N to get the nook onboard would have been better to protect their bricks and mortar business?

Met bobbies get CSI kit to probe perps' mobes

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Black Helicopters

attack of the mutant clippies.

I can just see the Rozzer Clippy now.

"Good Morning! What would you like to do today?"

1. Upload kiddie pron to Perps phone.

2. Upload call records and texts from Al Qaeda

3. Text "ICE- Wife" with Saucy Suzie Call.

4. Just fusck up the phone.

5. All of the above?

Vodafone turns to AWS for cricket streaming app

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You have to admire Amazon

For all IBM's decade old wittering about Grid computing the only ones with the vision to truly implement it on a global scale were Amazon. Not the first, not the best - but close enough to both to make it a winner and have a considerable lead over the rest.

Brit knits jumper for NASA space chicken

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Call Lester and the SPB

Someone should find out what the trigger was to capture the balloon burst. The SPB might be able to use it for Lohan.

Unless its just a video stream still of course. Even then a camera focused on the balloon with a simple contrast detection routine might be usable for Lohan.

Yahoo! gets! $7.1bn! injection! from! Alibaba! stake! sale!

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FAIL

Way to go guys

So Yahoo are dying on their feet - albeit slowly and the best thing they can think to do with the cash from this is "return it to shareholders".

Way to go guys - god forbid you might actually use it to fund another round of investment or actually supercharge your R&D. A 700% ROI is pretty good by anyones measure.

/slowhandclap

UK.gov: ICT in schools ain't dead, it's just resting

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Re: Can anyone give a clear text ...

Why a joke.

How many people even in IT do you know that can touch type? Yet for certain uses it can send your productivity thought the roof.

I'm sure we all know a couple of our colleagues that do the 2 finger hunt and peck.

Call of Duty hacker behind bars after college burglary

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Re: Sadly.

Agreed why was this little toerag skiddie allowed to complete a computer course anyway. He was obviously not using anything he learnt for good.

LOHAN starts to feel the barometric pressure

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Re: Fire at point of bursting

Isnt it even easier? Just put a strain gauge or similar on the balloon string. Strain drops to zero > 1 second - fire.

Mobile fee dodgers will get away with enough cash to bail out Greece

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Surely

If this is a big enough problem some one can use a encryption scheme that the US cannot control? There must be strong open source versions right?

Does ITAR cover all manufacturers world wide operations? ie if I have a sales office in the US and my base station manufacturing in Timbukstan can they still clobber me?

Child support IT fail: Deadbeat mums 'n' dads off the hook

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WTF?

why is this so hard

Sounds like they are running Access or similar as this "clerical system".

Still the base problem shouldnt be that difficult to correct. You should know when the record was created in the new system. Therefore you can go back to the old system and calculate arrears at that date, and transfer the opening balance across.

Obviously Im sure there are some subtleties not mentioned but it doesnt seem like rocket science.