* Posts by Gordon 10

3872 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Microsoft to fund Blake's 7 return as Xbox Live exclusive

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Re: Firefly

Err Game of Thrones, Borgia's etc etc

Who's Edward Snowden? Capita bungs its email into Microsoft's cloud

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So what happens the when a crapita person on the confidential side of the fence has to mail one of his colleagues on the Office 365 side of the fence with business information that the latter needs to do his job?

CRAPITA FAIL - now theres a surprise.

AOL boss: Soz about that 'Abel, you're fired!' Patch showdown

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Even more importantly - was there a person recording the person who was recording Abel? Enquiring minds need to know.

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One might suggest

That if Patch had enough senior staff to waste their time videoing internal meetings there is lots of fat to be cut.....

NSA to world+dog: We're only watching 1.6% of internet, honest

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Gimp

Re: so in a nutshell

Or from the MOB. (flaming torches variety). As its well known that porno watcher = paedo. Cameron and the Daily Mail told me - it must be true.

Brits give thumbs-up to shale gas slurping in university-run poll

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Flame

Re: Energy Deception

I dont think it needs to be cheap in relation to normal gas - just cheap in relation to the crazy subsidised wind farms.

NASA boffins release Europa mission wish list

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Curiosity?

Maybe this is overly ambitious but is there any value in sending a duplicate of curiosity there? Presumably much bigger mass requirements but wonder if they would be offset by the use of a known design. I also assume that much of Curiosity's existing hardware has duplicates/spares here on earth from testing and backup purposes.

Plus the appearance of a nuclear powered laser armed space tank in Jupiter space might nudge the monoliths into making an appearance - they are running late. ;)

Bloke straps shed to Ford Zephyr and chases it on bike

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Royce are a proper british engineering company well known to the cycling fraternity and famed for their high quality components. Was cool seeing them in that vid.

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Re: I agree

Arguably last sundays TopGear contained more science and engineering than many a horizon.

**shudder** how did things get so bad?

'Look, give us Snowden' - this Friday's top US-Russia talks revealed

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Meh

Re: Dear United States of America

In fairness, until the non-stop anti-snowden propaganda changes their minds for them - even half of the US think he was more right than wrong.

US feds: 'Let's make streaming copyrighted content a FELONY'

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Re: Bonkers

David - its not that hard. Felony and Misdemeanor are roughly analagous to our Criminal and Civic offences - the major difference being jail time is not involved at all for civil offences but it can be for felonies.

Queensland bans IBM from future work

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FAIL

You do know what the Send Corrections button is for dont you? Or would you rather be a grandstanding commentard than helpful?

Sony refuses to flog off Spider-Man lab and other entertainment wings

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Re: SpiderWHUT

Huh? what kind of dumbassery are you spouting? The Amazing Spiderman 2 hasnt even been released yet and they still have the rights to make a 3rd.

The fail is yours sir.

Peter Capaldi named as 12th Doctor Who

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Re: Dr Who is lame crud

You do get that there's room for more than 1 genre in Sci-Fi dont you? And that millions of people watch DW precisely because of its current tone. If it wasnt for the current interpretation - whether you like it or not - it probably wouldnt be running again.

I would also argue that since Moffat - the man responsible for 2 of the BBC's biggest hits in recent years - and whose worked with half of Hollywood - knows more about what works for a Global audience than you do.

Oh and BTW the fact that you cant come up with anyone but Iain M Banks and his lesser sweary clone doesnt give your post much credibility.

Dont get me wrong I have every Neil Asher in HB but he's a sweary bloody derivative of Banks and is no more heavy duty science fiction than DW is. Now if you had mentioned Donaldson, Stross, Doctorow, Scalzi et all you might have gained yourself a little more credibility.

Buy a household 3D printer, it'll pay for itself in months!

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Re: Terrible waste of resources

Yes because the world is being deforested because of demand for paper. Get Real.

Ha ha, Osborne, these Gov 2.0 web wranglers have wiped out UK debt

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Think this is more cock up rather than conspiracy

Suspect the question asked was show me the cost of government - to which someone assumed the answer was department budgets. Classic requirements/delivery mismatch.

With this Governments austerity crusade including debt interest payments would work in their favour. Besides which Im betting there are a whole series of expenses of a similar nature.

UK economy to lose £198m if BBC and pals lose EPG slots - Ministry of Fun

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Re: popularity (Sky HD option?)

Isnt the an option in the sky boxs to replace all SD channels with their HD equivalents? So when you select 101 you still end up with BBC1HD.

Disclaimer I only have freesat and this is a hazy memory from playing with the In-laws skybox.

German guardsmen growing mono-boobs from drilling with Nazi-era rifles

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Trollface

Re: Don't titter

Indeed - if only Julian Assange had served a term in the Household Calvary he might not be sleeping on an embassy sofa right now.....

Move over, Freeview, just like you promised: You're hogging the 4G bed

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I'll think you'll find

That Three's brand is more than strong enough that it exists completely independently from the technology in consumers minds.

Its not as if they call themselves ThreeG is it?

Exposed: RSPCA drills into cops' databases, harvests private info

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Oh really?

This does not surprise me. The AA has always been a rogue organisation which tries to scare the general public into believing that they are part of the police force by the use of uniforms and calling their drivers 'patrols'. They do do some good work, but they also persecute others, especially those that aren't taken in by their bully-boy tactics.

See what I did there? Why dont you actually post some evidence of these rogue activities before publishing sweeping statements?

Jurors start stretch in the cooler for Facebooking, Googling the accused

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Meh

Re: Juries

"there are just too many cases where the individual jurists have ignored the information provided"

Really? are you sure? are you making assumptions on the fact that a few cases are reported in the papers whilst thousands of other trial go without a hitch.

Dont make the mistake of assuming that just coz bad news is the bit that is published thats all the news there is.

Thats how we get knee jerk politco's making laws for edge cases.

Apple KILLER decloaked? Google lovingly unboxes Nexus 7 Android 4.3 slablette

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Re: Note to laptop manufacturers...

The problem is that laptop manufacturers have missed the boat with big screens with 10 and 7 being the tablet sweet spot they can get competitive prices on hi res screens, and if they can get competitive prices for screens they cant sell competitive laptops.

Simple economic chicken and egg - they cant buy in sufficient volume to drop the prices low enough to sell a large volume of laptops.

So whilst I agree with you - the boat with cheap hi-res laptops on it missed its depature slot :(

(fail on behalf of the laptop makers)

Apple earnings slip, but numbers beat Wall Street estimates

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Re: In other news ..

The people who make all CE devices are still treated like shit and paid pennies ..

There fixed that for ya.

Bloke raises hand in vid, claims: I sparked Apple dev site hack panic

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Not convinced

This guy is anything but a script kiddie in over his head. What White Hat in their right mind would go ahead and download 100,000 user details to prove a point - and then have the stupidity to show the list in the background on YouTube.

Frankly any "researcher" with who applies this little thought to the possible ramifications of his actions doesnt deserve the name and shouldnt be messing with other peoples systems.

Former CIA and NSA head says Huawei spies for China

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Re: Conflicted much?

Of course it would be worth much more if he then went on to say .... Just like we do for America.....

Seriously - does anyone here not believe all these telecoms companies are at the same game?

Now you can be the NSA: Snoop on a Google Glass hipster with a QR code

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Am I the only one

Who thinks this exploit would be more fun if used to subtly compromise the AR view through the glasses and turn fugly people pretty, milk into beer etc etc.

US, UK watchdogs file legal moves to curb government surveillance

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Re: OMG UK official watchdog *might* be growing some?

Newsflash John - Privacy International are not an official anything. They are an international privacy pressure/advocacy group and a UK charity.

(Not that it invalidates what they are doing - which I support)

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Privacy International

Whilst I applaud their actions I hope they have better legal ground to stand on than "It is a fundamental breach of the social contract"

UK Post Office admits false accusations after computer system cockup

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New Weasel Words

"No systemic problem" aka we dont admit anything was wrong. Stupid tack to take.

One sublety to be aware of - the people went to prison - not because the system was wrong - but because their response to it was considered criminal. ie they panicked and cooked the books to eliminate the issue and got done for false accounting.

Not saying their jailing was correct (it obviously isnt) but there a lot of areas where the law punishes people who break one law as a result of trying to avoid the consequences of something else.

Another less extreme example would be speeding tickets or running red lights taking your wife to hospital as she;s in labour.

Both are situations where the Prosecution/Judge needs to be in full receipt of the facts - in this case it sounds like they were not.

Brits: Give us £1m and we'll build a crack ALIEN-HUNTING TEAM

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Re: Waste of time

would certainly like to see an estimate of that probability.

Of mice, the NSA, GCHQ and data protection

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Re: Where is the border to a police state?

Scared - yes. Allow it to stop what you feel you should morally do no. Their power only exists whilst they persecute individuals. The more of us who protest - the safer we are.

US public hate Snowden - but sexpot spy Anna Chapman LOVES him

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Re: Dear Mr Snowden

Indeed. How can you be angry at his antics and still be against what the NSA are doing? How the f*ck do you retarded rednecks expect to been shocked out of your complacency without him?

Or is it just because he's hiding out with the Russkis?

Apple Time Capsule 2013: Next-gen wireless networking, anyone?

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Am I the only one - iPxxxx backups

Who would buy this at the drop of a hat if it supported remote backup of the whole iPxxxx family?

With recent events theres no way I trust iCloud, and I dont even have a reason to switch on my laptop these days so Im effectively backup less. What I want is a NAS that does this for me.

Olympus trio escape jail but firm fined £4.6 MEEELION

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Thats appalling

Thousands job less, billions lied about and no-one goes to jail. Well done Japan /slowhandclap

Facebook slurped phone numbers says Norton

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Re: @AC - "... one has to wonder ...".

"I think this sort of thing is all too frequent and well crafted to assume anything but intent."

Not convinced myself if it was a deliberate slurp I would have thought that it would have gone for the whole address book.

Although it begs the question is this before or after the App permissions are set? if its before its an android fail for making the phones number available - if its after then its a false flag by Symantec and its the users lookout - if they have already given slurp permissions then there's not a case to answer.

Prince of Persia: Baggy trousers and curvy swords

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The film was watchable

or do I meant Gemma Arterton was? tomato tomatoe.

Up there with decent Game-Movie tie ins such as Resi and Hitman.

REVEALED: Google's GINORMOUS £650m London Choc Factory

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Joke

Missed an opportunity

They should have taken inspriration from its local heritage and built the new HQ as a train like that nuclear train in Octopussy. That was they can send it up north to take advantage of post devolution reduced tax rates every time a big deal is due......

Boffins create tabletop ANTIMATTER GUN

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Coat

Re: "doesn't actually risk the earth-shattering kaboom of a matter-antimatter annihilation."

@Alan

Not sure your analogy stands up. According to the article there are naturally occuring sources of antimatter - all we have to do is build an interstellar starship to collect them and hey presto! Antimatter Reactor.

Finance CIOs sweat as regulators prepare to probe aging mainframes

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Nasty

Oh nicely borderline racist sir!

If you had actual worked with Offshore teams you would be aware that whilst there is a lot to critise about the offshored environment their work ethic isnt one of them. In fact 99% of them I have known have bust their asses off marking do with poor training and poor handovers of badly documented processes and systems.

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Gimp

Falling for the old "bait and switch"

Mr Regulator : What caused your outage?

Mr CIO : Legacy technology blah blah blah (whilst doodling on the latest off shoring framework agreement).

Mr Regulator : Whats your plan

Mr CIO : Funding new kit *cough* via more offshoring. *cough*

Mr Regulator : Ooooo SHINEY

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Re: You don't seem to understand

"then the ease with which you can transfer the load to another system is far more important to your customers"

This is fundamentally irrelevant for anything other than hardware issues. Fact it if its software at fault you cant even know if its SAFE to transfer to another system without hours/days of analysis.

Cuba bound? Edward Snowden leaves Hong Kong

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Re: I'm amazed

Im amazed at you thinking that just because "everyone knew" it doesnt make it worth causing a scene or fighting about it. Laws are made in response to the political climate - they can be repealed in the same way.

I'll think you find all the civil liberties people DID protest about the Patriot act.

RBS Mainframe Meltdown: A year on, the fallout is still coming

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Meh

Re: This wasn't a hardware flaw. This wasn't a mainframe flaw.

Correct me if Im wrong - but not even IBM mainframes cost £450m its entirely possible that this budget includes new teams to run the stuff.

(Its also possible that they have just spunked £450m just to IBM - but Im a glass half full type person).

Julian Assange: I'm quite happy to sleep on Ecuador's sofa FOREVER

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Mushroom

Re: This would be an Assange view of the law.....

Indeed yet again we have Assange muddying the waters and confusing a personal legal issue with issues affecting Wikileaks. Julian Assange <> Wikileaks although the odious little man has a vested interest in creating a view that it does.

UK telcos chuck another £1m at online child abuse watchdog

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Flame

"And now they are to seek out child abuse images. What kind of people work at IWF?"

I think the Govt and the Daily Fail have already answered that one for us. PREVERTS and PAEDIATRICS.

<---- Burn them all.

but seriously - do IWF workers have to do CRB checks or is that still just limited to Saturday morning Ref's and School book readers?

Apple's screw-up leaves tethered iPhones easily crackable

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Confuzzled

Last time I checked my hotspot password was user specifiable which means the bulk of this work is irrelvant and its more likely to be the users cat or similar which will be a completely different problem shape depending on whether its a proper name (charlie) or slang (Fido/moggy/puss) or T0pC@t

MPs demand UK rates revamp after Google's 'extraordinary tax mismatch'

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Mushroom

Re: Common sense?

Have to agree with ANT - love the fact that if you get an exceptional personal income in one year HMRC are allowed to assume its going to happen next year and send you an anticpatory demand that you have to pay by law.

'Sometimes life doesn’t afford proper goodbyes'

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Indeed they often are

3 Million people may read the sun - doesnt mean Im going to.

(and where does the article say facebook is new AC muppet?)

Apple dangles Spangles while Dabbsy's cables rankle

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Indeed

I suspect the only positive contribution Job's reality distortion field was that the flavour of the day tended to get ignored in place of things "that just worked"TM - that at its best it made iOS products flow much better than their rivals. At its worst it frustrated power users and sent them running to Android.

I couldnt give a rats ass about Skewmorphism - but I do want my product both to look good and just work - something Apple forgets at its peril.

Girls, beer and C++: How to choose the right Comp-Sci degree for you

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Mushroom

Alternatively ditch comp sci all together

And try something like Math's, Physics or Engineeering with a soft minor such as Economics. All "hard" skill degrees which when taken with a reasonable techie internship qualify you almost as well but leave wider job opportunities when the inevitable happens and your job is offshored or you are made redundant.

Left a Comp Sci course on my first day, and 2 years later did a Physics. Worked in IT roles for 20 years and counting......

Also you dont have to focus on languages to be a good techie. A techie BA who can actually communicate, influence and say no to the business is worth their weight in gold and should be cherished.