* Posts by Gordon 10

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Reg scribe spends 80 hours in actual metaverse … and plans to keep visiting

Gordon 10

It's perfectly fine to use an e-bike but a bit pointless unless its the only bike you own. The effort you put in is electronically adjustable with the cursor keys anyway so if whizzing up hills floats your boat - knock yourself out on a normal bike. The only time power is checked as mentioned in the article is on the Virtual racing circuit - there you would get banned for power doping.

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It's a compliment - not a substitute - it lets you do MORE or an equal amount of cycling regardless of the weather or the time of day. You can literally wander downstairs in your jimjams on a freezing/rainy/pitch black day and do an hour or more of a workout in your own home.

If you are into the training/enhancing your fitness side of things you can work in a far more controlled environment where there is no wind and an inconvenient hill doesn't show up right in the middle of your 110% effort.

It's also pretty cost effective - base model trainers with bluetooth controlled resistance start at £500 and include in-built power measurement which is considered the gold standard for cycle training. There are only a few powermeters for bikes that come in under that - most being in the 500-1000 range. Obviously you have to add in a bike and a laptop/tablet/AppleTV but keen cyclists are likely to have both those already. A keen cyclist will probably spend similar amounts on their kit to a keen gamer to put it into perspective.

Labour Party supplier ransomware attack: Who holds ex-members' data and on what legal basis?

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Re: Nice Analysis

In this particular case probably yes. But in many B2B industiries where there are multiple middle men then its possibly to be a join controller.

The travel industry is a good example. You might have a travel agent, a website/aggregator, the service or content owner all interacting and adding value to fundamentally the same customer data in different ways. Joint Controllership is very common.

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Re: Nice Analysis

Re AC

"Afraid not. While an organisation can and usually is both a controller and processor in some capacity, when it comes to the specific data handling in question you are exclusively *the* controller or *a* processor. For a given data item and activity you cannot be both and the disclosure responsibility is solely the controller's."

Not quite correct as the same data can be used for different purposes and its the Purpose that defines Controller/Processor i.e. what they say they are doing with the data. It's possible that someone can be a controller and processor for fundamentally the same data, but with different Purposes. In practise though this doesn't happen very often if only to keep each parties sanity, but can happen in big corporates where the left hand isn't speaking to the right hand on either side.

The bit where you try to translate legal purposes to business processes and the into data processing and storage is where Data Privacy legislation breaks down imo, because fundamentally you are trying to translate something abstract and legalistic into IT systems, and the end result is usually a fudge/risk acceptance that doesn't suit anyone perfectly to but is the pragmatic response to avoid getting trapped in a blizzard of edge cases.

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Nice Analysis

"The processor, acting on the controller's behalf, is only required to disclose breaches to the parent controller and not the end data subject (who they are generally prohibited from contacting anyway"

Correct - but you are assuming the 3rd party was a processor. It's possible they were another controller, though that wouldn't explain the radio silence unless there is a dispute between the LP and the Third Party over which category they fall into, and the contracts haven't been updated for GDPR to be clear on that point.

Good digging on the Deletion Policy though - that was going to be my next question.

Waterfox: A Firefox fork that could teach Mozilla a lesson

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Re: Palemoon, check. Seamonkey, check.

Not really. There is BBEdit and its decent. But it converting to it from notepad++ will make you cry.

Apple's macOS Monterey upgrades some people's laptops to doorstops

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Re: Guess I'm Lucky

+1 on OpenCore. Just wasted an hour investigating whether I should upgrade my 27" iMac's AMD card and use OpenCore to get to the latest version of MacOS. Came to the conclusion that as I mainly use it for Target Display mode for my 2018 Macbook it would be not worth the effort and the loss of TDM.

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CCC is your friend.

Since one of the advantages of MacBooks is that external booting is trivial seems silly not to have an CCC'd version on standby prior to pressing the big upgrade button. Not that I blame the user, Apple's software updater shouldn't be so aggressively pushing a version x.0 piece of software.

Having made £1bn in gross savings well ahead of March 2023 deadline, more cuts could be on BT's agenda

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Management Idiocy in full effect

Offing staff nearly always shows up front savings even including redudancy packages well before the inevitable cost consequences come home to roost. Expect costs to go back up and service to decline further.

Real Estate sales are pretty zero sum as well. Generally property is an appreciating asset so real estate sold now would have been worth more next year - far better to lease out to a developer and rake in ground rents.

Classic MBA short sightedness.

Sovereignty? We've heard of it. UK government gives contract to store MI5, MI6 and GCHQ's data to AWS

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FAIL

Re: US CLOUD act

I was well aware of the Cloud act when I made my initial post. Bollocks can they force anything.

Personally I would have chosen M$ as they have history of fighting overreach from the Cloud Act. But the same arguments apply about AWS.

AWS UK will be operating as UK entity and the ability of the US Govt to compel that entity is limited in exactly the same way M$‘s US entity was unable to compel its Irish entity.

If AWS doesn’t hold the keys and neither the US Govt or AWS US have physical access to the UK based bit barns the risk of the USG getting their hands on the data is minimised. Half the staff at that bit barn will be working for the UKG on the side to cover this contingency specifically.

So yes apart from a bit of mindless whining in the press there’s nothing to see here. A fully UK based operation would have been better but name me anyone UK based and owned who comes close the range and depth of the big 3’s services. Or perhaps maybe you would have preferred AliCloud?

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not sure what the point of this story is. Any agreement with AWS would have been for UK onshore.

Boeing's Starliner capsule corroded due to high humidity levels, NASA explains, and the spaceship won't fly this year

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Re: Cheap & cheerful, but mostly cheap

Also obligatory mention of Charlie Stross’s A tall tail.(Rocket Fuel themed SF)

https://www.tor.com/2012/07/20/a-tall-tail/

Non-profit's IT manager accused of embezzling $400k by buying gear, services from his own fake companies

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Re: Enterprise IT solutions provider

He didn’t even have to buy trash. Decent kit with a 10% markup on it would have done.

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: "Dirt, Dandruff and Donkey porn"

I spat my coffee at the 3D's. Vintage BOFH.

Informatica UKI veep was rightfully sacked over Highways England $5k golf jolly, says tribunal

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Re: After Dinner Speech circuit...

I'd bung him a tenner to f-off now! Maybe we should do a crowdfunder?

Unvaccinated and working at Apple? Prepare for COVID-19 testing 'every time' you step in the office

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Flame

Re: I would.

"Alas, a frightening attitude that is all too common in many countries that were previously believed to be liberal democracies."

I think you are confused by what a democracy is - its literally "control of an organization or group by the majority of its members." Guess what anti-vaxxers are, a tiny, dumb minority. I have no problem with someone not being vaccinated for genuine medical reasons. For those muppets who think it infringes their freedoms - get over yourselves. Your freedom to get sick and infect others is not a freedom I care to tolerate. You're basically the equivalent of office smokers from the 80's.

Someone I know was fit, double vaccinated then caught Covid and was utterly bedridden for a week, and 2 weeks later still can't climb the stairs without passing out. He's going to lose months of his life and health to Covid - and his case is considered mild. I've no wish to even tolerate any higher risk than I have to of that happening to me.

Since every anti-vaxxer increases the chances of that happening to me - no f*ck you very much, get your jab or get marginalised.

Theranos blood-test machine demos for VIPs rigged to hide any failures, court told

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Depends if Holmes siphoned any off prior to the collapse. Presumably she is being tried as an individual.

Brave's homegrown search claims to protect your privacy but there's a long way to go if it's to challenge the big G

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Unhappy

Affiliate Injection

This is your annual reminder that Brave decided to inject affiliate codes without user consent. They aint the white knights you are looking for.

https://www.talkandroid.com/353597-brave-browser-redirect-referral-code/

Facebook fined £50m in UK for 'conscious' refusal to report info and 'deliberate failure to comply' during Giphy acquisition probe

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Not sure why you got downvoted. GDPR seems to be working well along these lines.

Reg scribe spends week being watched by government Bluetooth wristband, emerges to more surveillance

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FAIL

Re: What do you want from your surveillance state?

@Chips

Shame you had to poison a sensible first statement with a bollocks second one.

Mankind has survived millenia of disasters true - billions of people didn't, the world lost trillions of hours of development, and more billions had to suffer unbearable emotional, mental and physical anguish. Frankly if we dont take steps to minimise that we dont deserve to exist as a species.

Give us your biometric data to get your lunch in 5 seconds, UK schools tell children

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Re: Part of Remote Biometrics.

I agree. Its massively more intrusive than fingerprints for example because it can work at a distance.

Gordon 10

Re: On Site storage - really? FFS.

"You're assuming that the alternative is actually a professional sysadmin running a hardened server cluster in a secure DC and not just an open S3 bucket."

Not quite. I was assuming there was a higher chance of that compared to a random server under the tills. No absolutes!

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WTF?

On Site storage - really? FFS.

Yikes. So instead of 1 or more Vendor employed professional sysadmins, a central secured DC and the protection of enormous fines if kids PII is lost they are relying on 65 sites with variable IT security practices and zero cash to spend on it?

The heads have been hoodwinked. In this case on the schools premises seems like the least safe option.

I hope the relevant councils have Data Protection insurance!

Client-side content scanning is an unworkable, insecure disaster for democracy

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Re: Apple has its own agenda

@Doublelayer & @Hayrick.

Unfortunately you are both starting from the wrong premise - that is that that average user cares about the difference between client side and server side scanning.

They don't. Technical implementations aside - the average user has nearly always made the wrong choice when it comes to accepting intrusions vs convenience.

Whilst you're arguments appeal to the techies and the enlightened I see no reason why it would appeal to the average user, thus you are shouting into the void.

Spanner in the works: The goal is not 100% compatibility, Google says of PostgreSQL interface

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FAIL

Using Postgres itself is missing the point

The whole reason Spanner, Yugabyte etc exist is that they do distributed better than Postgres. Which thanks to GDPR/Data Privacy is a rapidly growing niche.

Postgres's strength is its forkability and versatility. You can start with vanilla PG and go wide (distributed) or deep (MPP) with minimal relearning/refactoring. You can even get Oracle compatibility if thats your bag (EnterprisedDB).

Boeing 737 Max chief technical pilot charged with deceiving US aviation regulators over MCAS

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I think you have a touching faith in how corporate scum work.

They are safe. He’s going under the bus.

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Racist bullshit

Except what you have posted is provably bullshit and I suspect driven by racist assumptions.

The only pilot with low flying hours was the Ethiopian copilot at 200hrs. The 3 other pilots (Ethiopian & Indonesian) had ~5000hrs each.

1500 is considered a reasonable minimum.

Brit MPs blast Baroness Dido Harding's performance as head of NHS Test and Trace

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Re: Scientists and Science

@da39atinfoilhatravingloon

Selective interpretation of the facts mark you out as a rabid anti-vaxxer and I claim my £5. Can't you go back to weather forecasting Piers?

It's a matter of public record that for 12-15 yo's the clinical outcomes are finely balanced, and hence why the recommendation by the JCVI said the benefits were marginal (not what you are saying at all).

The 4 CMO's took into account that kids would miss school and also tend to pass the virus on. This was what swung it into "single jab" territory.

Facts rather than your sub-facebook internet bullshit below.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/14/uk-covid-vaccinations-for-children-aged-12-15-what-you-need-to-know

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Re: Share the blame

Right assessment but you missed out several actors.

It was also Private sector (Tory donating) Management Consultants re-inventing wheels that the NHS already had simply because the Govt wanted to transfer public funds to the Private sector, regardless of whether there were any benefits for the public.

Managment consultants are ok - provided they are directed and steered correctly. Once you start letting them steer the conversation your are f*cked. Which is exactly what happened - a cynic might say by design given idiot was in charge.

Judge in UK rules Amazon Ring doorbell audio recordings breach data protection laws

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Megaphone

Publish in the Heil - go directly to jail.

Google's Privacy Budget doesn't add up, says Mozilla CTO, amazingly enough

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Pirate

Re: Ultimate goal

The only reason Google is ever a champion for privacy is its it to their own advantage.

They give precisely 0 fucks for your privacy.

Ask Timnit Gebru if you dont believe me - fired the second she even suggested threatening their profits by whoring your personal data.

Apple beat Epic Games 9-1 in court. Now it's appealed the one point it lost

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Re: Is it going to matter ?

You are mistaken. This is about monopolistic behaviour by Apple and smaller wanna-be monopolists complaining about it.

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

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Happy

You generated this comment with Latitudes software and ICM5P.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee and the BBC stage a very British coup to rescue our data from Facebook and friends

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FAIL

Re: BBC

"It certainly sucked up to Blair when he was PM, and still regularly features him uncritically - which must be a little awkward today as they cover the Pandora Papers."

You've just shot yourself in the foot. The BBC along with Grauniad are the UK leads for the Pandora Papers reporting and have had hold and been analysing them for months - Blair naughtyness and all.

It's almost as if the BBC permits their journalists multiple viewpoints - almost like their are trying to be evenhanded and balanced. Name one other media organisation that does that?

I'm not a great fan of the BBC but the fact that successive Governments keep trying to break it suggests to be its doing something right.

UK MoD data strategy calls for social media surveillance on behalf of 'local authorities'

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FAIL

Re: Is this even constitutional?

"Last time I checked GCHQ and MI5 are part of the military command."

You're wrong they all have separate chains of command its part of the checks and balances of the UK State.

MI5 report to the Home Office. GCHQ report via the Foreign Office (same as MI6 as they are more external looking) and MOD via the Secretary for Defence.

They are deliberately all segregated bodies because their duties should not often overlap tho they may work in partnership. For instance members of GCHQ, the Army and MI5 dont have the power to arrest civilians (outside of Acts of Civil Emergency where all bets are off)

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WTF?

Is this even constitutional?

I know the UK doesn't have a written constitution as such, but it does have a body of laws and precedent that serve as the same thing.

I'd be mildly surprised if this was within the bounds of their operating parameters. Its only the Army's job to monitor and quell civil disturbance if requested by HM Govt. Otherwise its the Rozzers, GCHQ's and MI5's job.

Feels like bureaucratic overreach.

This would be one more step down the path to becoming a banana republic, though tbf we're much closer than we were 2 years ago.

Its possibly also a GDPR breach unless they wholly collect data in aggregate - iffy legitimate interest.

If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up

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Re: Reg Units

We were gonna go global but unfortunately didn't have a skilled driver and ran out of fuel in our own territorial waters.

iFixit prises open the iPhone 13 Pro, claims 'any display replacement knocks out Face ID'

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Re: Upgrade

Faster for what exactly?

BT jittery about Cellnex snapping up UK mobile tower assets

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Mushroom

Fuscking Hypocrites

If the issue concerns them so much why dont they offer to buy back the masts they flogged off to Arquiva in the first place?

You dont get to sell an asset for a quick buck then act all outraged when someone else does the same or tries to consolidate the market. This was an obvious risk and they are due the consequences shoved where the sun dont shine. They dont like it up 'em.

(An aside how many times have they flogged off their mobile telco's only to buy another at 10x the price). Greedy inconsistent cnuts.

Ransomware-hit law firm secures High Court judgment against unknown criminals

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WTF?

Re: Sigh...

Im confused. Isn't propogander a crutch for an injured male goose?

The magic TUPE roundabout: Council, Wipro, Northgate all deny employing Unix admins in outsourcing muddle

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Re: Street Sign

In practice its quite a cunning and effective design.

Newbies are horrified by it so proceed cautiously, whilst experts know that there are 2 routes to every exit so take the route of least congestion, and everyone has to proceed though at least 2 giveways so speeds are relatively low.

Once you learn to treat each roundabout as a separate entity it becomes pretty easy. You just have to silence the gibbering voice in the back of your head that's pointing out you are navigating the Central roundabout anti-clockwise.

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Re: redundancy at minimum or minimum redundancy

Some Tupe arrangements dont require a P45 to be issued. Known as PAYE Succession, though if this was the case here you would have expected the chaps to have been onboarded to Northgates payroll.

Not issuing a P45 when due is also additional evidence that it was an unfair termination.

Fingers crossed they have a lawyer clever enough to get them more than Statutory Redudo. Hopefully a decent notice/redudancy clause in thier original council contracts.

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Re: Street Sign

When I were a lad in Swindon at approximately 50% of the local driving test routes used to pass through it. You used to spend the night before sacrificing to various gods "Not the Magic Roundabout, not the Magic Roundabout"

Boffins unveil SSD-Insider++, promise ransomware detection and recovery right in your storage

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Re: "Unfortunately, this new feature may not be foolproof"

It's not a panacea but as part of a multi-layered defense I think it may have more value that you are crediting.

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Re: "detecting infections and reverting unexpected encryption"

Duh. Its you thats not thinking it through. If the solution is in firmware the Trim command is also subject to interception and nulling/modification by this solution. Trim becomes "Trim everything except 1 known good copy".

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Re: Bin dun before...

You misread the article. Thats exactly the command as it exists in the SSD firmware ;)

Fired credit union employee admits: I wiped 21GB of files from company's shared drive in retaliation

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Re: Rather moronic

$10,000 is what they *say* they spent. Not actually what they did spend. For example they used a PFY to do the restore/recovery but for the purposes of the lawsuit they value him using a BOFH's "consultancy" rate card.

IBM tossed £20m to keep the Trace side of NHS Test and Trace services running

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Re: Follow the money

Expect some tasty Non-Exec positions for Tory MP's at Deloitte over the next few years then!

I wonder when Hat Mancock will turn up there?

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Re: Follow the money

Indeed. £25m is the tip of the £27Bn iceberg, and probably good money reasonable well spent compared to some corners of T&T.

I rather suspect the vast majority has gone on People not Systems.

Everyone's going to Mars: Rocket Lab joins the Red Planet Fan Club

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Its funny - these guys have done more than Bezos and Branston combined yet get barely any press attention. Snub or deliberate act of Rocket Lab to keep things on the QT?