* Posts by Gordon 10

3879 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Steve Ballmer praises Twitter job cuts after buying 4% stake in ailing micro-blab site

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yet again

Steve Balmer shows the acumen and business knowledge that made both the Skype and Nokia deals such a great success for Miscrosoft.

I'd rather take financial advice from Steve! Bong!

Down and out? Rimini's Oracle slap spells trouble – for Oracle

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FAIL

Unconvinced by this article

Oracle is the 800lb gorilla and will be until the day it is asset stripped and broken up.

It will continue to crush anyone who tries to offer 3rd party support. The only way for any of these 3rd parties to profit is it to quickly build a business big enough that Oracle themselves or someone with similar clout (the usual suspects) will prefer to buy them before Oracle sues them into oblivion.

Hell hath no fury like a Database vendor scorned.

Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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Agreed. I once met a Miles Long.

Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

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Our American cousins on occasion come up with some classics. My favourite is Asshat.

$65m write-down, ARM chips ship: A 90-second guide to Planet AMD

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Mini Chipzilla doesnt work

How about Chipzooky?

How do you create an SLA and status page for the whole internet? Meet IANA: Keepers of DNS

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Mushroom

So glad I don't have to write the test plan for that bad boy.

On its way: A Google-free, NSA-free IT infrastructure for Europe

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Re: We all seem

Sir - I wish I could award you both an up vote and a down vote for that magnificent rant. Total class.

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Re: Telecos. Oh.

Not to mention that they were totally penetrated by the spooks shortly after the telegraph was invented.

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Re: Yes

To be fair to MS its a different agency asking for the data - one without a War On Terror mandate and less sweeping legislation supporting it, and one without a capability to have black bag jobs performed on request.

If you were a yank (or a yank business) and the spooks rocked up at your door you would most likely comply out of fear, whereas if it were the Plod you'd tell them to f*ck right off and come back with a warrant - which is precisely what MS are doing. (for warrant read follow an existing process).

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Re: Patents?

Its worth noting that the European position on software patents whilst fubar is several orders of magnitude less fubar'd than that stinking mess in America. Therefore most of them wouldn't apply as the concepts they cover simply aren't patentable in Europe.

The Epo states that they don't issue software patents full stop but there a few things they have allowed that are yellow, waddle and quack.

Capita gets green light to acquire Xchanging

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Re: Is accepting the lower offer not a failure of the directors...

Agreed if I was a shareholder I'd want to have a very close comparison of the 2 offers, especially in the region of senior management bonuses and pay.

AVG defends plans to flog user data as privacy row continues

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Shouldn't be allowed to call themselves a security company

I left AVG when their demands to upgrade from the free edition got too annoying.

They of all people should understand the worthlessness of anonymisation to a sufficiently determined attacker (advertiser) after all they are the same people who have pioneers a lot of the big data analysis techniques.

Twitter reduces BBC hacks to tears with redundancy notice

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WTF?

It took me 3 googles to find this apparently famous email.

http://www.techinsider.io/jack-dorseys-layoff-letter-to-twitters-staff-2015-10

I've seen much worse - it doesn't have that much MBA BS in it.

If he had dropped the first 3 paragraphs it wouldn't have been half bad.

GCHQ can and will spy on politicos, rules tribunal

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Someone should be exempt

Probably the judiciary and the home sec - then we would get to understand if our Home Secs have always been authoritarian fascists or just become that way after a visit from the Gmen with a file on them.

Although on general principles I should state that I am against exceptions for Teresa May for anything.

Or hows about just stopping bulk collection GCHQ? I rather suspect if you dropped it down to soley 2 degrees of Kevin Bacon on known loons + some fairly targeted keyword collection you would get almost the same amount of good intel as you do with the current "get everyone" policy.

Laser razor binned from Kickstarter resurfaces on Indiegogo

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Boffin

Re: airports

No coz the TSA will have you on suspicion of dazzling pilots with it.

Amazon Fire HD 8: Mid-spec Nokia Lumi... er, MediaTek slab

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At £160 the 32gb is dangerously close to iPad mini territory specially if you look on eBay. Admittedly that's only 16gb and lower res but a couple of tennners more would be enough persuade some people who want the Apple caché..

‘Insufficient evidence’ makes Brit cops drop revenge porn probes

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Childcatcher

Doing this far too often

Says Security consultant that probably wants a finger in some pie.

Not to belittle these offenses - the person doing it is a nasty piece of work - but if its 175 reported cases then even if we assume a couple of orders of magnitudes more going un-reported I would have thought that the Police have more urgent matters to deal with.

In other words - whats the point in passing a specific law for such a statistically small set of complaints - it smacks of knee-jerk politician-ing.

Rather than creating all these specific offenses cant they just create a generic offence of being an ARSE on the internet that covers this, cyber-libel, cyber stalking etc etc ? It would probably pay for itself in reduced FOI requests.

Scotland Yard pulls eyeballs off WikiLeaker-in-Chief Assange

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Re: The problem he has..

Bullshit to both of you. Asshat for these offences at least is just a common criminal - a corwardly egomaniac who has delusions of grandeur.

He has to face charges in both the UK and Sweden neither of which involve the Americans who can get in line after he's served his time or is acquitted.

Since its blatantly obvious he won't get a fair trial the chance of an extradition succeeding is nil.

Since it appears at the very least he's guilty of the bail jumping charge.

Astroturfers like you 2 should consider how he treats his friends:

Did Bradley Manning ever get that defence fund?

Let's see what the Swedish courts decide how he treated his sex partners.

And what about the poor schmucks who lost £100k's of bail money they put up?

Julian Assange - by the way he treats his friends and allies you will know him.

It's time he faced British and Swedish justice.

Top boffin Freeman Dyson on climate change, interstellar travel, fusion, and more

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Re: Bob Forward? Try Larry Niven

You change the properties of the laser to take energy out of the ship/sail system - creating a low energy vacuum behind the sail thus slowing it down by "sucking it" backwards.

Look up laser cooling - similar concept,

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Re: Emeritus

@John Hughes

Hmm renowned mathematician and scientist (and pro warmer afaik from the article) says they are getting worse, whilst some bloke off the internet says the opposite.

Who would you believe?

Freelancer.com code exposes bids to competitors

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So

Did either Dan or the Register have the courtesy to wait a day or so for Freelancer to respond before publishing this?

Neuroboffins use supercomputer to partially build DIGITAL RAT BRAIN

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ouch!

You've just been powned Mr Mage!

A thousand mile Atom merci mission: Driving from Monaco to London in an open-topped motor

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Re: lack of self cancelling indicators?

I've never understood that. Sports cars and motorbikes - we can design engines that produce almost 200 bhp/l yet can't manage universally available self cancelling indicators.

Top VW exec blames car pollution cheatware scandal on 'a couple of software engineers'

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Mushroom

Re: Other makers

Or possibly be honest built it to spec and take the hit on your bottom line. There seems to have been a strong whiff of the profit motive about VW's actions - I suspect it was initially about building to a price for the American market - then it just grew by habit. I suspect they were trying to undercut BMW and Mercedes in the US market- whilst trying to also promote diesel as the fuel of choice as a differentiator. Up to now the VW TDI's have had a certain level of caché that in trying to capitalise on they have flushed down the toilet.

I hope this "2 engineers" comment encourages one or more of them to turn states evidence and shaft the squirming CEO's good and proper.

I find it intensely annoying that the default mode of any corporate drone these days is to lie, prevaricate and deflect instead of just telling the truth. There need to be much stronger laws on corporate perjury. i.e. both jail time for the Exec and % of world turnover fine for the company.

Biz founded by Chris 'I hack airplanes' Roberts files for bankruptcy

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I tend to agree. If he had been less of a show off about the alleged hack he may have both avoided a brush with the law, and earned his company a bit more respect and revenue. Although it does beg the question that a company where personnel costs are probably 75% of the costs could be so badly mismanaged.

Oracle, SAP, IBM: They're rubbish and charge you billions for Excel, says man

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Re: Will a single Excel sheet

Errr. He was bashing excel not bigging it up. So he would agree with your statements. He didn't say so but he was bashing the big boys Budgeting Planning and Forecasting tools - not their CRM tools.

He's failed to grasp that there will always be a sizeable percentage medium and big corporates unwilling to put their financial crown jewels in the cloud.

Also- having worked in this space for the biggest part of 20 years now I guarantee you that at some point Anaplans shiny SAAS planning tool is being filled from data munged in excel.

Why? See Alans excellent summary above.

In addition its one of the simplest but most powerful ETL tools known to end users with a lovely graduated learning curve. I would argue pound for pound its probably Microsofts best product for actually getting work done. Yes you will get dyed in the wool techies who hate it - usually because they have had to onboard/migrate a monster user application based on it - without fully understanding the sheer flexibility and utility it brings to the Business.

If excel was deleted by a global virus tomorrow - the worlds economy would crash. I don't know one company that isn't 100% reliant on for 1 or more critical processes or conversely many minor processes that would cause a critical mass.

TRANSISTOR-GATE-GATE: Apple admits some iPhone 6Ses crappier than others

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Re: I don't think the vast majority of people would even notice

I would speculate its twofold firstly Apple owners probably represent a high proportion of the population that use airports - ranging from US students with MacBooks on a gap year to 90% of the people flying business class.

Secondly I bet Apple has a bigger share of the BYOD market that a lot of business users have flipped to since blackberry jumped the shark. So Apple users are more likely to run the batteries down with dual usage.

ICANN: Just give us the keys to the internet – or the web will disintegrate

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Unhappy

They say it like those 5 things are bad

Since most them seems to lead to ICANN not existing - clouds silver linings etc.

Exposed Volkswagen 'n' pals get 2 more YEARS to sort out emissions

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Re: Speaking as someone who breathes air, better air quality can't come too soon.

Some people have a sense of perspective.

Team Microsoft: Device Police... 'Are you pumped? I'm pumped'

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Re: Oh dear

I still haven't figured out what the book is and why its so much dearer than a Surface Pro. Isn't it just one of the Asus Transformers with an extra graphics card? Don't get me wrong I actually think the original Surface Pro 1-3 is a nice bit of kit - I just don't get why I might need one, like I needed (for shiny values of need - ie want) an iPad or a MBA.

Actually I find the band quite more needful. It seems to get good reviews and seems reasonably well priced. Ok its a 200 quid toy but toys can be good.

'Safe Harbor': People in Europe 'can get quite litigious about this'

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Stop

How can it be a fig leaf

If it pre-dates the Safe Harbor legislation anyway and is also a standard approved by some EU rubber stamping body - as per the previous article.

What it does seem to is extend safe harbour style protections to the US companies at the expense of making them more open to customer lawsuits if they abuse it - so it sounds like a partial win-win to me. They may have to tweak their replication/sharding strategies and build out a bit more capacity but I suspect that most have the basic infrastructure to cope. Given MS'es statements and the current US lawsuit - there's reason to suspect that they are pretty much ready for this. If facebitch hasn't done the prep for this already they are just clueless.

Also I doubt very much the big boys are going to feel much pain from this. Reams of data already has geographical boundaries - the ruling just adds a set of new countries/regions to it - so they already have the infrastructure to cope.

The ones that are gonna hurt are the S&ME's who are restricted to onshore US processing - payroll outsourcers and the like.

Silicon Valley fights European Court of Justice ruling with small print

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Re: Lot of nonsense

Yes, that will work

Actually it may not. Contract T&C's can be superceeded by the laws of the country/region you are operating in.

Autonomy 'poisoned the well' for businesses seeking VC cash

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FAIL

Fail

Err if you want VC cash - do something VC's are interested in. Perhaps something <airquotes>social</airquotes> Otherwise dont whine about it.

Additionally what was the autonomy buy go to do with VC's any way. As I recall both Autonomy and HP were public quoted companies at the time of the deal so any VC's originally involved would have been long gone with their pound of flesh.

Maybe he just has a "me-too" product in a swamped market? Or maybe like many technology related markets there is only room for 1 800lb Gorilla.

Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

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Stop

Re: Monolithic global companies

@John Robson

US law directly contravenes EU law in this area - you cannot comply with both.

Its a little premature to state this pending the outcome of the MS trial. Certain branches of the America Govt would certainly like it to be the case - but it aint necessarily so yet....

Search engine can find the VPN that NUCLEAR PLANT boss DIDN'T KNOW was there - report

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Re: Can't upvote this enough!

Oh really? How many comms protocols support true one way comms over fibre?

UK gets the Ashley Madison fear: Data privacy moans on the up

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Re: It will all be too little too late.

@richardb

That's piss poor logic. Using the same logic we should never implement new laws just coz people are in the current habit of ignoring the proposed law. Perhaps we should not have first instituted and then lowered the drink drive limit?

Perhaps we should not have implemented SOX and other laws to help prevent another Enron?

Testing CarPlay with Apple’s most expensive ever accessory

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Re: after Siri finished reading out a text message the radio failed to resume

So in other words they expect you to install a product that's barely beta into your £££££ Ferrari....riiight.

Sounds like normal head unit + bluetoothed phone actually delivers far more functionality.

T-Mobile US hires someone other than bungling Experian to offer ID theft monitoring to hack victims

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FAIL

Re: Rather like using Lawyers...

Um. NO.

Rather like using the same firm of lawyers to prosecute one of them for wrong doing.

Even then generally lawyers are investigated by the bar association.

Poor analogy all round me thinks.

Doctor Who's Under the Lake splits Reg scribes: This Alien homage thing – good or bad?

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Re: Event Horizon in the same league with Alien?

That's a little unfair on Event Horizon. Whilst not in Aliens league it was a deeply unsettling film. Sam Neil's eyeless face still gives me nightmares.

championship to premiership maybe.

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Meh. I thought it was weak and lacking in material for a 2 parter.

Hands on with Google's Nexus 5X, 6P Android Marshmallow mobes

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Megaphone

Prices are more reasonable than the Nexus 6

5x £339 compared to £329 to original 5. 32gb.

But I feel a trick has been missed now that there are several Chinese flagship phones out that are still better value.

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Unhappy

Re: Still don't want Chinese Kit!

Bag o'fail Oneeye

Perhaps you'd like to explain how vanilla android connects to Chinese IP's?

Firstly Google wouldn't like the competition.

Secondly only Huwaei are Chinese, LG are Korean.

Thirdly if and its big one - shades of VW if it gets out - Huwaei do it it would make far more sense to compromise their network infrastructure kit.

Fourthly - you'll be hard pushed to find any CE kit that doesn't come from China.

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WTF?

Fanboi alert! Destroy used where marginally different was meant.

Herbie Goes Under Investigation: German prosecutors probe ex-VW CEO Winterkorn

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Re: After working with people on chipset driver software

Regardless of a cheat mode there HAS to be dyno detecting routines as having zero air intake flow while your wheels and engine goes like the clappers on a dyno is a totally abnormal scenario and the engine managment would struggle to handle it without some guidance.

Name one real world scenario that would come close.

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Re: he was unaware of the "defeat device"

It hasn't had much (any) coverage as yet. But the UK CEO of Vauxhall resigned last week with the reason not given. Will be interesting if the reason is eventually disclosed.

http://www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/surprise-as-tim-tozer-resigns-as-vauxhall-boss-0923996630

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Re: he was unaware of the "defeat device"

@dropbear

I'll take your bollocks and raise you a scrotal sack.

A CEO needs to know about the finances, the strategy and the general functioning of the company at a high level - he may have needed know how exposed they were - however I suspect there are 4 or 5 layer of mgt below him that also didn't know, probably a couple of them may have gone out of their way to not know.

At best I cant see this having got much higher that the head of engine development and the various regional product heads, unless someone had actually flagged that the legal/regulatory risk of doing it in big enough CAPS that someone paid attention.

I don't believe there will be a smoking gun memo from a senior executive for this. The decision will be buried in the detail.

Grikath has summed it up very well indeed.

Mobile first? Microsoft decides to kneecap its Android users instead

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FAIL

When was the last time

That MS didn't fusck up an acquisition in one way or another? it sounds like for this one they spent 200m spondoolicks on something that was flashier but less competent than the thing it replaces.

Audi, Seat, Skoda admit they've been fiddling car pollution tests as well

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Re: Still fancy a 'connected' car?

Maybe. But not from VW whilst they are still bruised from this one.

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Re: Porsche

Time will tell but Porsche only have 1 Diesel engine and it's a 3 litre so seems (currently) out of scope of the scandal.

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Re: Lamborghini et all

My thoughts too. There has been no suggestion that the petrol engines are iffy too. That only leaves the 3L Porsche diesel to worry about, and again afaik no one has mentioned anything more than the 1.6 and the 2.0.