* Posts by Gordon 10

3885 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Freedom of Information coverup clerk stung for £2k after deleting council audio recording

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Re: There is muck to be raked here

I think you're right. Sounds like the judge had a fair amount of sympathy for her.

Also looks like she might have a claim against the council if they try take things further as she was not trained to handle FOI requests.

Also the foi request was made by a Councilor! This stinks to high heaven.

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Million dollar question

Did the clerk delete the recording because they couldn't be arsed to deal with the FOI or to protect themselves or someone else due to what the recording might have revealed?

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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WTF?

Is this Standard WhatsApp?

Or some dedicated mil-net version.

If standard the mind boggles. Isn't that a massive infosec risk?

Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home

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MS have also pretty much offered Teams free to anyone who wants or needs it.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-365/blog/2020/03/05/our-commitment-to-customers-during-covid-19/?_lrsc=f74c6300-b7ff-43da-a7ba-516498432368

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New product afaik and pretty decent imo. Certainly for those of us who are forced to use the abomination that is Webex Teams, which is some kind of pan-dimensional horror from beyond space time.

(Edit - there is a post below that suggests MS Teams is based on Skype consumer version - no idea if that is correct)

(Icon:Nuke Webex Teams from Orbit - its the only way to be sure)

Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share

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Re: Export-Delete-Load-Calculate

I did the exact same once or twice myself, fortunately was able to recover also. Also exported a blank cube over a good backup once or twice too. Usually came about when hacking build scripts for other purposes.

Essbase how I loved and hated you.

Although it was far better that the first consolidated version of OBIEE that included it. That had so many poorly documented interdependencies between components that the UAT system accidentally got connected to Prod and wiped during one memorable tenure at a major bank. That was a 4 day outage in financial reporting. My team weren't responsible but as the Ops team we had to fix it. I had to write up the RCA. TL:DR only full network segregation between UAT and Prod would have stopped it, and since it took 6 months to get approved ports open between UAT and Prod networks we never went down that route. The concept that there may have been good reasons (DR and Prod Copies) to pass data and config between networks never seemed to occur to our Info Sec team.

Still I had the pleasure of my resident tech genius giving Oracle product development (we actually got to the product developers!) a good shoeing on the technical ins and outs of their own product.

Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless 2 earbuds: They're good – though for close to £300, they really should be

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Err Size & convenience perhaps? I often have a full rucksack for my commute and there is no room for a set of full size cans.

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FAIL

Re: A pedant writes... WH-1000 XM3

There reviewer was making the point that you get a lot more bang for your buck with the fullsize headphones. The commentard was confuzzled and admitted so.

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I have the V1 of these

They are great for music, providing you remember the final twist to fix them in your ears.

Connectivity slighty iffy sometimes but I'm 99% sure thats the iffy Huawei bluetooth stack on my Honor 10 as they are fine on my Ipad.

Nice to hear the Mic quality has improved - the V1's are friggin lousy for this - almost guaranteed to break up at some point during a 1hr Conf call. Although some reviewers claimed the V1's were ok for call too....

Getting more bang for the same buck - as the V1's were the same price - albeit slightly eye watering.

I also have a set of Jabra 65t's that I use for calls which are amazing, but absolutely lousy for music - sound like the bottom of the well.

Butterfly defect stripped from MacBook Pros, Airs by Q2 2020, reckons Apple analyst

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Re: I liked the butterfly keyboard..

I like the butterfly keyboard on my late 2018 MBP.

I prefer the typing experience to any of my other laptop keyboards and its also more satisfactory than the Apple wireless keyboard which I believe it scissor. I certainly dont have a problem with the travel.

Plus I quite like the clatter unless one of my colleagues is taking notes on a call....

Broken lab equipment led boffins to solve a 58-year-old physics problem by mistake

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agreed

Its really suspicious the world started turning extra-pants after the Large Hadron Collider got switched on. I think we're in the "bad" fork and only just noticing....

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Re: Well

Agreed and far more widespread than official numbers probably as well. The US has run a fraction of the tests any other country has, AND aren't even counting them centrally, which means that there are probably hundreds of un-diagnosed Americans wandering around.

OPPO Find X2: Top-tier cam and 5G, so who needs a fold?

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So what makes it worth 800 notes then? 5g and a marginally improve camera?

How does Monzo keep 1,600 microservices spinning? Go, clean code, and a strong team

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Re: Optimise for readability

I agree. Or as I would put it - essentially optimising against the prima-donna effect. We've all met that guy - and its usually a guy - who thinks the most obscure code with a fractional performance advantage is the dogs nuts.

See also optimising for the future engineer who doesn't have the N weeks/months of sprint/planning context needed to support/extend the current solution.

Axiom signs up with SpaceX to fly private astronauts to the International Space Station

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What happened to Bigelows inflatable space hotels?

Computer, deactivate self-destruct system requirement, says Sonos... were it on a starship in space, and not a smart-speaker slinger

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Meh

Did they actually brick anything? Or did they just give their customers the choice to do so?

My understanding is that they borked the integration of older kit with the rest of the network but that it could still be used seperately AND that this is seperate from the recycle mode.

Just because you have a gun doesnt mean you have to pull the trigger AKA mustnt press the big red button marked "Do Not Press"

No joy for all you Rover McRoverface fans: NASA's next Mars bot is christened Perseverance

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Re: Ok then...

Schiaparelli McSmashface

Beagley McSmashynopejustcouldntphonehomeface.

Can you hear me now? Roadtesting Anker's first Bluetooth speakerphone

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Windows

Re: a touch bigger than a hockey puck

Yes is it one of the round yellow ones with a hole in the middle or the smaller blue ones that look like the offspring of an ice cube and those packing chips?

HMRC claims victory in another IR35 dispute to sting Nationwide contractor for nearly £75k in back taxes

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Mushroom

Rigged definition of an employee

Its helpful when HMRC have basically rigged the definition of an employee to be be "anyone we think should have paid tax at an employees rate".

Wankers.

Brexit Britain changes its mind, says non, nein, no to Europe's unified patent court – potentially sealing its fate

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IT Angle

Benoit Battistelli

Dear El Reg

Looking back in your article history it appears we missed a final update of what happened to the EPO after the loon departed? Is it all sunshine and roses now? I have popcorn going stale....

Sincerely

Inquiring minds

Our 'solution is killing us in a number of areas' IBM said about doomed £175m Co-Op Insurance project

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Joke

Re: Oh look, another failed megaproject

But but - I thought they ditched most of their Hardware and Software lines to focus on "services".

Surely that means they are brilliant at it?

Sophos was gearing up for a private life – then someone remembered the bike scheme

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Re: Well that's embarrassing

I dont think so. The limit is a grands worth of benefit anyway. It used to be interpreted as a grands worth of entire bike but it was recently "clarified" to be a grands worth of tax discount on any amount of bike or bike related gear (frames, wheels etc).

As for a grand buying a lot of bike there is a certain segment of the bike buying population who would disagree with you. Usually over-caffeinated MAMIL's. (It me).

https://www.sigmasports.com/item/Pinarello/Sigma-Sports-Exclusive-Dogma-F10-Dura-Ace-Di2-Road-Bike/KHCU

Tis what Team Sky/Team Ineos ride. Not that I can afford one or would buy one even if I could.

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FAIL

If a commentard on the internet says it - it must be true!

Care to elaborate on your otherwise worthless post?

In my experience its the closest way to a slam dunk of getting a great discount on a new bike you are ever likely to find. Providing you dont leave the employer almost immediately after getting said new bike. (My DOH!)

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Meh

Re: Well that's embarrassing

My guess is that this was an attached legal entity created for marginal tax/accounting advantages or similar. Im sure there's other ways of getting the Bike to Work scheme in.

I'd also guess that changes of ownership of this nature are the closest thing to a rubber stamp the FCA does - just that Sophos didnt do the paperwork in time.

Hey, £18bn-revenue defence megacorps screw up ERP overhauls too: BAE took a £36m hit for delayed rollout

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Joke

Re: "replace seven legacy ERP systems with one"

Its funny how s/ Moon/ SAP | BAAN | Oracle /g really takes the shine off that statement.

Data science pusher Dataiku hooks arms with NATO on battlefield AI contract

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Interesting list of competitors

Last time I dd the Data Science IDE/Deployment tool shop around neither Talend, IBM or Teradata were on my list whilst Anaconda, Knime, RabidMiner and DataRobot were. Talend was a decent ETL tool last time I checked.

Am I being pedantic or have IBM and Teradata been shopping? Gawd knows they need to if they want to any relevance in this space.

Famed Apple analyst chances his Arm-based Macs that Apple kit will land next year

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Coat

Re: I thought it was about time Apple changed CPU architecture

I rather suspect its got nothing todo with the readiness of the Tech and everything to do with current state of the relationship between Apple and Intel.

Theres probably a break clause or volume/cost step coming up or Intels shortages are starting to hurt their Apple shipments.

These stories always tend to leak around those points.

Icon - bit of Intel wallet lifting approaching --->

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FAIL

Re: Where are the benchmarks?

Who says it has to come remotely close?

For 80% of use cases 2012 chippery is fine. For everyday tasks my 2013 MBA works better in most cases than my stupidly power hungry 2018 6 core MBP.

I also have a Sony Vaio TT from 2008 with an absolutely weedy Core 2 Duo U9400 that runs Win 10 fine for my daughter.

Infact after my work MBP the most powerful CPU I currently own is probably the one in my 10" Ipad Pro.

Revolut-won: British banking app gets half a billion bucks in backing, seeks to subvert today's market incumbents

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WTF?

So what status does a European banking license have in this country. And does that license cover the UK legal entity.

TL:DR if Revolut goes TITSUP or just makes an error - what happens to my cash?

In-depth: Deloitte and accounts expert both cleared what HPE described as 'contrived' Autonomy sales

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FAIL

Re: "what was the agreement if Kraft didn't buy it?" - but they did.

One deal that doesn't appear to be dodgy even if you squint through HP rose tinted specs does not make the accounts completely fraudulent and even if *every* deal HPE has flagged was fraudulent it still doesn't explain the stupidly huge price they *chose* to pay for Autonomy.

AFAIK those deals were a fraction of Autonomy's revenues and *even if fraudulent* should not have been material to HP's valuation.

HP's whole argument seems to be based on suggesting a tiny whiff of smoke means the whole building was on fire, when in reality it appears they cant even prove that it was just the teaboy burning some toast.

I can guarantee you in every big company there is gonna be a close to the line deal or 2 - its simply human nature - sales droids are gonna sales droid.

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Stop

Re: Is this the best HP have?

Just because they are paid vast sums not to cock up doesn't mean they wont. Business history is littered with CEO's who made cock ups of the highest order through short sightedness, ignorance or sheer hubris. Cases in point. Gerald Ratner, Every HP CEO of the last 20 years, Nokia CEO, Blackberry CEO.

In fact I would go as far as saying CEO cockups are the norm rather than the exception, if only because they are making so many high stakes decisions on a daily/weekly basis.

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Completely off topic but am I the only one who thinks it ironic that just as we leave the EU and if/when chlorinated chicken reaches these shores the feeling against it is so strong that our farmers will take a leaf out of the french book and burn it in the lorries?

HPE's orders to expert accountant in Autonomy trial revealed

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Re: Double Jeopardy ∴ No Extradition

Not sure you are correct. I dont believe Double Jeopardy applies between Civil and Criminal cases - as by definition a Civil case is effectively an application for (usually) a cash based remedy not a Crime.

Where it is important is that the burden of proof is generally lower in a Civil case - therefore it can be argued if HP cannot prove the point in a Civil case Uncle Sam will not be able to a criminal case.

Plus there is also the fair trial angle - only the most biased of observers (hello Priti) would agree that he will get one after what happened to Shoshovan.

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FAIL

Re: Expert witnesses are supposed to be independent

Thats a very naive assumption. They are either paid by the defence or persecution - the bias is built in.

Former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'submits himself' for arrest in central London

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WTF?

Re: Trade deal - test for the UK government

Is it really a fair trade though?

Lynch is only wanted for alleged accounting differences that caused a multi-billion dollar write down at a US firm, whereas Anne S killed someone and then fled the scene.

Do we really want to go any further down the American path that values corporate money over lives?

Latest battery bruiser Android from budget Moto G range appears ahead of MWC after an Amazon whoopsie

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FAIL

Re: What's with these huge phones

Agreed. Fail for Moto

Its a piece of piss to include more battery when your phone is now the size of a small tablet. (remember Phablets?).

How about making something sensibly sized ie under 5.8" diagonal?.

Vodafone CEO: We will elbow Chinese firm Huawei from our European core networks

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Joke

Re: "slow mobile growth in Italy"

How wrong you are Sir!

Its about Edge Networking, IOT, something something $PROFIT$

mere speed sir? Pshaw and poppycock!

ICANN't approve the sale of .org to private equity – because California's Attorney General has... concerns

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FAIL

Re: Huh

Since when has ICANN stopped anything dodgy?

UK: From 5G in Tiree to the Isles of Ebony, carry me on the waves… Sail Huawei, sail Huawei, sail Huawei

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Re: Exactly

Anyway, what will 5G ever do for us........

IOT, Edge computing, something something something.....

Here's betting I still wont get decent data speeds anywhere along the GWR line that links Vodafone in Newbury to Vodafone in Paddington, passing the HQ's of both O2 and Three on the way....

Accounting expert told judge Autonomy was wrong not to disclose hardware sales

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WTF?

This sums up HPE's argument

"my opinions are given on the basis of the facts I have been instructed to assume".

The HPE expert witness was told to assume there was dodgy dealing.

The Lynch expert accounting witness actually read the operational accounting policies for Autonomy.

If you were a wearer of a big powdery wig - who would you give more weight to?

SpaceX ponders its next mission to blot out the Sun with another 60 Starlink sats

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Zero G fusck buddy more like

Remember when Netscout got so upset at 'challenger' label in Gartner Magic Quadrant, it sued? Well, top court just ended all those shenanigans

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Re: meh

Not sure what your point is. Financial stability isn't part of the magic quadrant scoring afaik.

Plus they are still around in some shape or form.

The $4.3bn trial of the century is over! Now we wait for judgment

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Re: Are we going to take bets on the outcome?

I think a better reliance than Deloitte signed it off is that KPMG *didnt* sign off the acquisition for HP.

Everything else follows from that failure by Leo.

The Curse of macOS Catalina strikes again as AccountEdge stays 32-bit

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Cockwomble.

Lynch lied about Autonomy's accounts, rages HPE to the High Court

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WTF?

Hang on a sec

If Autonomy directors "blocked the due diligence" as alleged.

Why on earth did HP continue the acquisition?

I'm not a lawyer but this seems like desperate muck-raking in order to create a narrative after the fact to me.

HPE goes on the warpath, attacks AWS over vendor lock-in

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Paris Hilton

Re: Hotel California is very apt

But how is that different from every other software and hardware vendor under the sun?

Nothing to see here move along. (YAWN)

Vendor Lock in is a fact of life and pretty much universal, AWS's particular flavour isn't any different except maybe in terms of scale and vertical integration. Its not like MS or HPE are any less lock-ins.

Paris - coz even she gets lock-ins are inevitable.

Starliner: Boeing, Boeing... it's back! Borked capsule makes a successful return to Earth

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Coat

The hardest part about docking computer fabrication is building one that can both dock and play the Blue Danube simultaneously.

Mines the one with a Cobra in the pocket.

Say GDP-aaaR: UK's Information Commissioner pours £275k fine into London pharmacy's teaspoon

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FAIL

RTFM

Some of the documents – dated between June 2016 to June 2018 – were exposed to the elements and as a result were damaged by rain water, the ICO claimed.

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

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Joke

Re: Can't help thinking...

Its ok they'll iron out all the bugs in the next version, they just need to move the engines around a little.

They're going to call it the Starliner Max.

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Mushroom

If your capsule is going to explode - after the mission on the ground is probably one of the better places for it to go bang....