* Posts by Gordon 10

3879 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

UK's University of Manchester has its head in all the clouds as it rains £50m on integrators

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Oh FFS - Triple trouble

A triple cloud deployment is a recipe for disaster - force the precious professors & researchers to use 1 or at least bring it down to 2. Using all 3 is luxury they shouldn't have.

$50m for a triplicate set of VPC's and rules plus a billing monitoring tool is a total waste of Students and Tax payers money, when infrastructure discipline is free (less the arguments).

Rust code in Linux kernel looks more likely as language team lead promises support

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Linux

Is there a reason we need YAPL?

Yet Another Programming Language?

High-flying Microsoft exec jumps to Magic Leap as CEO. No, we haven't got that the wrong way round

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Show me the money

Realistically at 58 she is at the end of her career. She's probably either doing it as a vanity project (CEO at last!), or doing it for sh*ts and giggles, or for a whopping pay deal. Probably elements of all 3.

Analogue radio given 10-year stay of execution as the UK U-turns on DAB digital future

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Re: DAB Is dead in the water

+1

Our Echo in the kitchen spends most of its time tuned into an internet radio station or 2.

I suspect that is what the Govt is hoping for.

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IT Angle

Re: Thank fuck for that

Is it the radio station - or the shite sample rates and codec in the DAB Spec?

NEC insists its face-recog training dataset isn't biased, but refuses to share details of Neoface system with UK court

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Unhappy

Annual update of Algo??

You can tell its public sector - thats a very poor cadence.

I wonder if they have included Algo/Model updates in their patching process? Surely if its known to generate biased results it needs to be fixed asap, some biases could be the equivalent of a zero day for the poor schmuck on the receiving end.

Also whats the penalty going to be applied to the Plod for not swiftly applying the Algo "patches". (rhetorical question. I already know the answer is "nothing").

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Mushroom

Nuke it from Orbit

An ML aglo with a non-pubic training dataset several orders of magnitude worse than a piece of closed source code, as with code you (mostly) have to explicitly include bias. (if ethnicity <> 'white' goto stopandsearch). With ML the bias is implicitly generated by problems with the training dataset **as well as **any explicit bias as part of the algo spec.

If not a legal mandate to expose the training dataset there should be a standardised test dataset used with performance against expected norms documented and signed off prior to production usage. This is what happens when Tech outruns the legislation.

One does not simply repurpose an entire internet constellation for sat-nav, but UK might have a go anyway

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FAIL

Re: Why Galileo?

And how will Galileo and/or BritGPS change that, given that Mil Procurement takes decades and that no doubt BAE and their ilk will add several million to the base price if we want to support multiple GPS-like systems.

And just how much does military bang gear rely on GPS-a-likes anyway? Presumably they all have alternative redundancy built in like Inertial navigation etc etc. Put a £ price tag on it - that then gives us the ROI and business case.

Galileo was EU-level nationalistic willy waving. BritGPS is worse if only because our pockets can't cash what our false brexit pride wants us to have.

A fail for your comment and a fail on the whole sorry subject.

Apple gives Boot Camp the boot, banishes native Windows support from Arm-compatible Macs

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So basically

Apple license WinARM. Make bootcampARM a paid for option to recoup the license fee and $profit$

PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

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Thumb Up

Re: Ah IT 'managers'

Have another Schlock related upvote. Maxim #2 also applies.

A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on

NY Attorney General warns Apple, Google to police COVID-19 tracing apps in their souks – or she will herself

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FAIL

Re: from Germany

That would never work in Germany. Unlike the surveillance state UK, Germany is far more privacy aware.

Plus it would be massively disproportionate. Freely sharing your health data with goo-apple is one thing. Them passing it on to the state is quite another. First it would be COVID, then Flu-season, then something utterly spurious like Paedo-terrorists.

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FAIL

If you don't have symptoms, you can't get checked (not enough testing kits)

Any substantiation for that statement? I suspect it varies widely by country.

HTC breaks with tradition to push out 2 phones someone might actually want to buy

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Devil

Re: The real question...

Lets hope they do. Then when they least expect it I will trigger my COVID-19 broadcast and $profit$.

Bwhahahahahaha

Alternatively lets hope that the early 5g phones are so power hungry that a good data session burns a hole in their trousers!

In Hancock's half-hour, Dido Harding offers hollow laughs: Cake distracts test-and-trace boss at UK COVID-19 briefing

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Joke

The tests are rife with inaccuracies. Friend of mine - mother is a GP, kids had all the symptoms, she did the swabs. 1 kid positive rest of the family negative.

Its a joke - its not funny :(

Brit MP demands answers from Fujitsu about Horizon IT system after Post Office staff jailed over accounting errors

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Unhappy

Because thats the whole point of a private prosecution, and for the most part its a valid way of getting justice when the CPS won't take action.

This part of the system is fine, whats not is that there is no comeback (afaik) for a retrospectively malicious private proscecution which is now demonstrably what the Horizon ones were.

T

Legal complaint lodged with UK data watchdog over claims coronavirus Test and Trace programme flouts GDPR

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Headmaster

Re: Conspiracy time?

Minor quibble to the Original reply. Track and Trace is the process - in which the App plays a small(ish) part. The trace and trace "database" is likely to be several orders of magnitude bigger than that of the track and trace app.

'Beyond stupid': Linus Torvalds trashes 5.8 Linux kernel patch over opt-in Intel CPU bug mitigation

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Re: Obligatory Covid-19 analogy

@slim. I think you maybe confused. Can you provide a link to research to substantiate?

It’s possible But I don’t believe it’s been proven that it happens at scale for Covid.

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FAIL

Re: Obligatory Covid-19 analogy

@_LC_

Immunity means you do not get sick. It doesnt mean you cannot carry and spread it.

Think of it as picking up poo with gloves on. You dont get it on you but you still stink.

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FAIL

Re: Real Fix

Hmmm - AWS may be primarily intel (along with everyone else) but they have AMD and ARM and weird FPGA's as well. So fail icon.

All our stuff moves to Graviton instances in 2 weekends....

Xiaomi has such Huawei with words: Our two new phones have 'easy access' to Google apps... unlike that other guy

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Unhappy

Now if only they made a phone under 6"

Watch an oblivious Tesla Model 3 smash into an overturned truck on a highway 'while under Autopilot'

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Re: It is autopilot but not autonomous

Both your questions can be answered with the phrase "Meatbags are stupid". In Tesla's case the driver meatbag in Airplanes cases always the passenger meatbags and some times the pilot meatbags.

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FAIL

Re: Makes you wonder about Dragon.

Why will it be more complicated? By your own admission there will be less things whizzing around Earth-Moon transfer orbits than LEO.

FWIW said transfer orbit is no more or less complicated than rendevous with a space station, possibly less as the Moon is a bigger target :D. (Probably the same as Lunar Gateway would be the target)

NHS contact-tracing app is best in the world, says VMware CEO... whose company helped build it

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FAIL

Re: Not true

This shouldn't need saying on such a data aware forum as El Reg, but just for Anomentards everywhere (yes the fail is for you AC).

His data (if he genuinely works at a trust) <> centrally collected data.

Hence both, either or neither could be "good enough" for this purpose. As external observers on a public forum we will never know.....

DBA locked in police-guarded COVID-19-quarantine hotel for the last week shares his story with The Register

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Re: What a shit hole

Actually my understanding was that the UK was proposing 14 days Self-Quarantine - which will work as well as the person complying to it....

Waste of time IMO. Mandatory and enforced or not at all.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

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Re: Of course, being centrally controlled

We dont trust them. But in this case they are the lesser of the 2 evils.

Since this is primarily a tech. & user trust problem who has the least likelyhood of screwing this up either deliberately or accidentally - the UK Govt or GooApple?

Google for all its evil user monetisation is a "trusted brand" compared to UK.GOV

Apple-Google COVID-19 virus contact-tracing API to bar location-tracking access

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Unhappy

I hoped for a second

That this meant the UK app was going to be blocked as they have made a big deal of doing GPS access as an addon. In reading the details looks like they can still go ahead as long as they dont access the Google or Api contact tracking API in the same app.

I think this then puts a lie to the fact that the Data Guzzlers at NHSX and friends can use the Google/Apple API's.

I do wonder what happens if Scotland say decides to develop a separate app based around DP3T - do either Apple or Google have a separate AppStore for Scotland?

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FAIL

Re: one app per country?

And how precisely do you expect countries to agree to that? Get a UN resolution and then half of them ignore it.

The ultimate 4-wheel-drive: How ESA's keeping XMM-Newton alive after 20 years and beyond

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WTF?

That is the frikkin' coolest Satellite/Telescope I have ever seen

It looks more like some sort of interstellar starship.

Why wasn't I informed of this before?

Nine million logs of Brits' road journeys spill onto the internet from password-less number-plate camera dashboard

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Alert Alert conflation detected

@Cynic.

Direct conflation from you here :

"I don't care what colour arm-bands they wear, if they have the power, then they are part of the government."

I'd stop digging. Otherwise all your downvotes will cause a negative reality inversion and before you know it you'll turn into Jake*

*Insert other contentious commentard of your choice.

Somewhere, way out there, two black holes, one large and one small, merged. And here on Earth, we detected the gravitational wave blast

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Question

Are these "point in time" measures as the waves pass us or can we see a longer period than that ie do Gravitational waves travel at different speeds? Presumably these mergers happen over thousands or milllions of years hence why they can see so many, but also presumably they are seeing a tiny snapshot of the process.

Three years ago, IBM ordered staff to work in central hubs. Now its new CEO ponders mid-pandemic: Is there a better way of doing things?

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FAIL

In what way was Ginny a good CEO? Compared to say any historic IBM CEO or even the dross that is the IT Mega Corp industry average?

Europe publishes draft rules for coronavirus contact-tracing app development, on a relaxed schedule

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Mushroom

I have a suspicion

That NHSX is where all the wankers cock wombles knob jockeys corporate shills hipsters went when GOV.UK / GDS and/or CARE.DATA got quietly sidelined.

Ex-TalkTalk infosec exec's equal pay and unfair dismissal claims tossed out at tribunal

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Re: Basic Salary

Yes. But I would have thought you could argue that the CISO role is very similar to a Divisional CTO role.

110k is low for a CISO role. Remains to be seen if she was actually in A CISO role of course....

There’s some evidence to the contrary :D

IBM age discrimination lawsuit suddenly ends, suggests Big Blue was willing to pay to avoid discovery process

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FAIL

Re: Europe, land of radical ageism.

Your point and relevance being?

OnePlus 8 equals buttery-smooth refresh rates, water and dust resistance, but an inflating price tag

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Is it just me

Who thinks any manufacturers that is outside of the 2-3 players that can command north of £500 dollar prices for a marginal improvement in specs is dreaming?

Surely we are at Peak Smartphone?

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

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Re: Unqalified 'Z' list Celeb talks rubbish

My thoughts exactly make the celebutards pay for their stupidity.

Zoom vows to spend next 90 days thinking hard about its security and privacy after rough week, meeting ID war-dialing tool emerges

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Re: To be honest you can't blame people for going to Zoom

The same way Cisco made Webex such a turd?

Zoom isn't by any means perfect. It just a damn sight better in UX than any other of the Virtual meeting tools out there.

Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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Re: To be clear ...

@Dan.

Since both Webex and Zoom do it I presume there are reasons beyond the ken of an El Reg commentard.

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Stop

Re: To be clear ...

To be completely fair to Zoom the standard version of Webex does exactly the same thing. Webex has a dedicated client to client encrypted service with lots of functionality missing - zoom doesnt appear to offer an equivalent.

The rationale is that screen recording and other "in meeting" functions require interception and decryption of the stream.

TL;DR - 99% of use cases will be fine on Zoom - fine being defined as "similar functionality to webex"

So move along nothing to see here other than a convenient headline to bash the victim of today.

That awful moment when what you thought was a number 1 turned out to be a number 2

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Re: PD?

Since when as professional development (or even basic MS office training) even been a thing for low level office types?

After 20-year battle, Channel island Sark finally earns the right to exist on the internet with its own top-level domain

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Re: Glad they didn't overthink the process....

Genuine question - why does it annoy you? There are far worse models for Head of State - the US and France both come to mind.....

Your Agile-built IT platform was 'terrible', Co-Op Insurance chief complained to High Court

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Whitebox

Did the COOP not do their due diligence?

Surely if you are the only customer in a country alarm bells should have rung?

I reckon there were probably several techies and middle managers that were ringing those alarm bells that were ignored prior to the deal with IBM being done.

Education tech supplier RM smacked by UK schools closure

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FAIL

Re: Garbage

Funnily enough there are times when the nerdiest techy solution isn't the best. This is one of them.

PI's only satisfy an edge case in schools.

For most kids all they will need is a Windows PC - harsh but true. Keep a couple of PI's in the corner for the kind of use cases a BBC Model B was used for in our days - Programming and controlling robots etc...

Microsoft Teams usage jumps to 32, no, 44 million as Windows-slinger platform slides onto home workers' PCs

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Thats a key point but not entirely fair. Its also at least no2. (to slack) in the UI/UX stakes. Its genuinely nice to use (imo)

Freedom of Information coverup clerk stung for £2k after deleting council audio recording

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Re: There is muck to be raked here

I think you're right. Sounds like the judge had a fair amount of sympathy for her.

Also looks like she might have a claim against the council if they try take things further as she was not trained to handle FOI requests.

Also the foi request was made by a Councilor! This stinks to high heaven.

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Million dollar question

Did the clerk delete the recording because they couldn't be arsed to deal with the FOI or to protect themselves or someone else due to what the recording might have revealed?

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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WTF?

Is this Standard WhatsApp?

Or some dedicated mil-net version.

If standard the mind boggles. Isn't that a massive infosec risk?

Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home

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MS have also pretty much offered Teams free to anyone who wants or needs it.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-365/blog/2020/03/05/our-commitment-to-customers-during-covid-19/?_lrsc=f74c6300-b7ff-43da-a7ba-516498432368

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New product afaik and pretty decent imo. Certainly for those of us who are forced to use the abomination that is Webex Teams, which is some kind of pan-dimensional horror from beyond space time.

(Edit - there is a post below that suggests MS Teams is based on Skype consumer version - no idea if that is correct)

(Icon:Nuke Webex Teams from Orbit - its the only way to be sure)

Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share

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Re: Export-Delete-Load-Calculate

I did the exact same once or twice myself, fortunately was able to recover also. Also exported a blank cube over a good backup once or twice too. Usually came about when hacking build scripts for other purposes.

Essbase how I loved and hated you.

Although it was far better that the first consolidated version of OBIEE that included it. That had so many poorly documented interdependencies between components that the UAT system accidentally got connected to Prod and wiped during one memorable tenure at a major bank. That was a 4 day outage in financial reporting. My team weren't responsible but as the Ops team we had to fix it. I had to write up the RCA. TL:DR only full network segregation between UAT and Prod would have stopped it, and since it took 6 months to get approved ports open between UAT and Prod networks we never went down that route. The concept that there may have been good reasons (DR and Prod Copies) to pass data and config between networks never seemed to occur to our Info Sec team.

Still I had the pleasure of my resident tech genius giving Oracle product development (we actually got to the product developers!) a good shoeing on the technical ins and outs of their own product.