* Posts by ElReg!comments!Pierre

2711 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

New dinosaur dubbed 'Mojoceratops' - 'over a few beers'

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So another case of US science then?

«This dinosaur probably used its frill to attract mates»

Yes, that is now a scientific fact I guess. It must be true because that's what any drunk young labgeek would do with such a thing.

Reminds me of how the national Natural History museum in Washington (District of Columbia, USA) has a quite lenghty description of how and why the Easter Island statues were erected and why they face the land and not the sea and what was their role and how they were used in which celebrations, to what avail. Despite no-one actually knowing the first thing about any of it as the people who set them up mostly disappeared due to -maybe- ressource shortage and -for sure- european incursions without leaving any convincing cultural trace and next to no archeological clues (besides the statues themselves, that is). Pure gratuitous speculations presented as hard demonstrated facts. By the "largest museum in the world". And people wonder why some yanks don't trust science anymore.

Not that it matters anyway, as this "new" dinausor will probably be debunked as a complete fabrication from random bones in a few years. Or failing that, will be matched to something described 20 years ago by a european or asian lab (as US scientists have a nasty habit of only checking US scientific litterature). Or failing that, the name will be overturned to something more academic (and actually fitting in the -quite loose- naming standards) in 10 years time.

El Reg marks Steve Jobs for termination

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A Yank it is, if they say so

Well it tecnically COULD be a Senegalese using a fake name and sending mail by ssh-ing to a box in the US and referring ot the US as his country just for the fun of it, but that may be a bit of a convoluted scheme just for a rant wouldn't it?

SCO rises from the dead (again)

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If kill -9 doesn't work, you're doing it wrong

I think you'll find that kill -9 works perfectly well on zombies. Maybe you're doing it wrong. Or, wait do you have a pre-9.3alpha version of kill? in that case you would need to login as root and type "kill -9 -1". Now try that and tell me you still got zombies.

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YESSSS!

"The Return of the Undead Troll VII: The Revenge" is out, at last. It's a bit like a text-mode Z-serie franchise; the Adventure version of Freddy Kruegger, if you like. Invariably the bad guy loses in the end, but he always comes back!

I can understand though. I mean, dead for dead, might as well keep up the fight as long as the US legal system will allow them to. They're technically out of business anyway -if not legally just yet-, and what could they possibly do to come back? Sell a dull version of UNIX with bad support, when you can get nice versions with good support from the likes of IBM, or Linux for free with very good and quite cheap support from Red Hat and the likes? That will fly as well as an iron kyte duct-taped to a lead balloon, especially as they kind of alienated everyone in the industry and repeatedly made a fool of themselves in front of all potential customers. No, really, the only way they might possibly make a bit of money is through courts, so you can't really blame them for trying (well, you could, but then you'd have to blame every other US tech company too. On second thought I think I can live with that.).

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Reboot?

«Even zombie processes die if you reboot.»

Reboot? What are you, some kind of windows freak? I say kill -9 them. Kill -9 them with FIRE!

Women would rather be on Facebook than on the toilet

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re: You needa see a lawyer

«You needa see a lawyer»

Damn sure I do. I mean, I can't believe they actually CHARGE for those crappy Motorolla handsets.

Oh wait, did you actually mean "see a lawyer" about my relationship issues? That might be a good idea, although I would think that a good dedicated lawyer would probably be _more_ liable to sleep with her PDA, not less.

Anyway, I find this "small item gathering" pattern is actually kinda cute, in a weird kind of way.

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Sleep with their PDAs? Seen worst.

The handbrake must have been a tiny furry mammal in a previous life as she won't go to sleep without gathering in hes nest her cell phone, music player (complete with headset and possibly charger), lipbalm, nail cutter and whatever appeared to have been of potential use at the time she went to bed. Let me tell you that waking up with the imprint of a bulky Nokia phone in the middle of the back and headset wire marks all across the face is NOT comfortable. Let me also tell you that Motorolla phones are really crap (the Nokia and Sony ones are still mostly functionnal after several years of that treatment. The longest any Moto one lasted was 2 month. The shortest, just 2 weeks).

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Retaliation

Well maybe it's time to make her feel like Miss SluttySluttyJenny is the 4th person in that marriage then....

Fusion reactor eats Euro science budgets

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aaaah, the fifties. But then again...

In the fifties your great-whatsisface probably thought that we would have flying cars and non-cretinous managers and democracy in the US by now. All things that we all know will have to wait for waayyy longer than cheap commercial fusion.

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Well that's research...

So a reactor that might open the way to groundbreaking scientific progress costs about the price of a useless fighterplane, or a fraction of a useless unarmed warship. Preposterous. Hang'em short and high!

US authorities shutdown websites accused of movie piracy

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You don't get it

"Tudou is a dodgy website with poor quality vids but obviously cant be taken down by US authorities as they aren't US-based!"

Most of the sites they "took down" are not based in the US. They did not take anything down, they hijacked the DNS entries. Which should make clear for everyone that having a central DNS authority under the control of a single state is bad as it gives a single state complete, absolute power on the intertubes (as the unwashed masses see it). It's especially bad when said state is the worst bully-state on the planet, as is currently the case.

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Well the point is

that the servers mostly belong to foreign businesses, and are, well, abroad. So they hijack the DNS, to prevent people fro Uzbekistan to access machines located in China. Because someone broke US law, uder which juridiction no-one was in the first place, but for the DNS overlords.

Which brings us to the conclusion: either US courts have to put their act together, or the rest of the world need to set up an alternate DNS authority. Preferably the latter.

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Not AGAIN!??!

ThePirateCity.org is already owned by the DHS, but some of the other are still registered to companies in other parts of the world (notably, china). Does that mean that US laws now apply worldwide? Or does that just meant that it is time to remove the US from the DNS system for "getting way out of hand"?

England versus Germany: Quaff real ale

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penalties?

I think you'll find that Greasy McButterhands will stand mightily between the poles, should the need arise.

OK, the need better not arise!

Apple iOS4 upgrade adds multitasking, folders... and pain

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Jobs Horns

EXCUSE ME ????!!!???

Surely the one and only point of a strict app vetting is to make sure that the whole ecosystem evolves seemlessly. And what do we have here? A level of backward compat that would ashame even a Microsoft software engineer. At the very least the Beast from Redmond has an excuse: they cannot be held responsible for the strange behavior of 3rd-party apps. But in the present case there is NO 3-rd party app whatsoever. Everything is vetted by Apple, Apple gets the image rights for every single app that is available on the store. The developpers HAVE to surrender their image rights to Apple in order to get on the platform, it's part of the TC. Also, Apple holds the developpers by the nuts, with the power to remove an app from the store without justification. That is the whole point: Apple basically owns every single app available through the store, and it is a prominent part of Apple's marketting strategy (some might say "it's their only argument'). It just works, and you get a lot of apps that we vetted so they are guaranteed to work.

So WHAT? OS upgrades just break app compatibility, something that even Microsoft stopped doing a decade ago -even though they never got to control the ecosystem for fear of antitrust suits-?

Apple: it just works*

Apple: more evil than Microsoft even dared to think they might be in their glorious days.

* like Windows used to 10 years ago.

Google hits coder G-spot with Linux command line tool

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Fucking brilliant

I might actually have a look at Google products now that there is a proper way to interact with them.

Giddens, Lawson argue quite sensibly on climate change

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and so.. (additive vs sequential)

«First it was "it's not warming", then "ok it is warming but it's not man", now it's moved on to "ok it is warming and it is man but let's not bother trying to do anything about it".»

What about "there is no evidence of warming whatsoever, even if there was a warming human influence would be very unlikely to play any role in it, and the proposed so-called 'mitigation' measures are only self-serving neo-imperialism and would not stop an hypothetical warming hypothetically contributed to by humanity anyway"?

It's additive, not sequential.

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Erm...

I think you'd have a stronger point if you could refrain from shouting «you dirty communist liberal socialist cultist sissy!» at everything that moves (as any non-ultra-right-wing merkin nutter knows, several of these are mutually exclusive anyway).

Other than that you raise a few interesting points (mostly, that it's now all a political debate hiding under the pretense of science).

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adaptationists => deniers => suppressive persons => heretics => stake

Same people, same beliefs...

Now that's what I like in the Believers: it's all cold science and hard facts.

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Not exactly

«do nothing, ignore the problem and hope somebody else fixes it in the future. The human default option of passing the buck.»

Well there is also the teeny weensy question of wether there is a buck to pass in the first place, or if it's only some sensationnalist agenda-pushing by people who'd rather not solve proven problems with nowadays consequences, such as toxic waste. Cutting CO2 would also has the convenient effect of stopping asian and african developpment, which means less scary competition for «us». Convenient to say the least. Why not focus on methane, for example? Maybe because is produced in humongous quantities by industrial cattle breeding and cutting on those emissions would raise the price of meat in the US, tipping the balance towards extensive breeding (Argentina?) . And we can't have that, can we?

All that backed by a guilt-based protestant culture.

«Fighting against the hubris, greed and inertia of the entire human race was always futile.»

Indeed.

Wannabe Jedi drool over potent laser 'lightsabre'

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Like A Thousand Theater Screens Screaming Out At Once Then Being Silenced

Damn kids

GCHQ imposes Whitehall iPhone ban

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CDould it be because of Apple?

Couldn't it be that the "ban" is not only because of weaker/not mandatory security, but because everything has to be done through iTune, which in itself is a giant security hole?

Linux IRC server leaves backdoor open

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escalation, wut?

Well, given that this is an IRC server, I wouldn'nt expect it to need much more than a small subset of the busybox anyway; good luck finding a privilege escalation exploit in that (might exist though; probably just not too easy to find).

Also, should you get root privilege, what ya gonna do with that? Surely everyone removes make and the like as well as any other uneeded admin tool from their chroots or jails before letting them go live on the big bad 'tarwubz, no? Of course escaping chroot is not unheard of. Jail, not so much, but certainly still possible. I would not describe the process as "trivial" though, when less is your only tool.

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Mmmm lemme see...

That IS an embarrassing mistake from the Unreal team, indeed. User unreal in group unreal who has access only to the /home/unreal folder (containing only the folder with the unreal settings, and maybe some config file called .unrealrc) is going to be sooo screwed. Or not. No problem on the Linux system running the server then.

Of course the backdoor could be used to push malware towards dodgy clients installed with admin privilege on windows boxes... which would happen to connect to the compromized server... Muhahahahaha back at'ya, Doug glass!

Google to Commies: We’ll make censorship illegal

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Meh. Online gambling, anyone?

Populist handwaving, that's all. Move along, nothing to see here.

Satnav pensioner smashes into 1953 Rolls

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Grenade

Obeying the satnav?

Hey, to all the really, really stupid people out there: «as soon as possible» does NOT mean «NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!»

At least it was not in the US so probably no-one is going to try and sue the satnav vendor...

NetSecure SmartSwipe credit card reader

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Hey, great, where can I find one?

It's for the MIL (as in mother-in-law, you perv). She's a bit wary of internet shopping, see, and without this gadget the chances of her credit card details being stolen online are unacceptably slim...

Ballmer says Windows will shame iPad

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Market shares

Actually my personnal nmap-enabled crystal ball shows comparable «market shares» for Windows and Linux while Macs are more than an order of magnitude below (i.e. in the low 1-digit range). When I Iook at my web logs, however, Macs suddently jump to a low 2-digits share while Linux almost disappears... go figure.

Of course, if I factored in utility devices such as routers and all that stuff, both MS and Apple «market shares» would probably look ridiculously low when compared to Linux but hey, some companies have to keep the FUD up to get money flowing from the shareholders.

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well to be honest I can believe Ballmer

not because MS is doing anything right, but because Apple is doing everything wrong. Remember the Apple ][.

PARIS pops down to QinetiQ

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Correction: vacuum grease

You'll probably want this grease instead. Unlike the Corning one (limited at -40 C), it is certified for temperatures as low as four (4) K. Which is really not much at all (-269 on the good ol' Celsius scale).

http://www.apiezon.com/cryogenics.htm

http://www.apiezon.com/uploads/apiezon/DocumentLibrary/TechnicalDatasheets/Apiezon%20N%20Cryogenic%20High%20Vacuum%20Grease%20Further%20Technical%20Information.pdf

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Vacuum grease

for example

http://www.2spi.com/catalog/vac/dow.shtml

Everything should be encrypted, right?

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Missing option

The «reasons» section lacks an important one: "management can't be arsed". When management takes unencrypted media and machines home with them, how do you make the little guys use encryption? The example must come from above.

Artificial 'black hole' generator fashioned out of circuit boards

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Oh it will heat alright

«except black paint would absorb the light across it's entire surface which means the heat at any given point isn't going to be that much higher than ambient temperature.»

Wrong.

On a sunny days you can boil water using only black paint and insulation. Very simple really. Take a clear glass bottle, paint half of it in black (along the height), lay it in a box of sand, half-burried, black half at the bottom. Cover with a glass plate, place in the sun a 3 pm, your water will be ready for the proverbial 5 o'clock.

I tried it back in the days of my innocent youth. Naver made any tea that way though, for 2 reasons. I was too young to drink tea, and I never found a bottle that didn't burst open under the pressure. Even the cider bottle caps popped, and these can take a lot of pressure. Back then sandy tea was not desirable. Nowadays, given the carbon-conscious fashion, you could maybe get people to actually drink it if you emphasize the "green" side enough.

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Nifty

You could make planes invisible to radars, or missiles invisible to radars. These would also qualify as the first planes (or missiles) that spontaneoulsy burst in flames above airfields. Now the RAF types will learn the _real_ meaning of "hard-boiled".

Invisible icon.

Mac spyware infiltrates popular download sites

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it kinda does

Yes

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Besides, you're very wrong

«when actually in this instance, as in most instances of a Trojan, it's actually a little common sense on the user's behalf that's key, and in fact the only certain way to avoid getting stung.»

Actually in that case common sense would not have helped much. After all the spiked apps came from reputable sources. Unless of course you consider that common sense is "don't install anything that wasn't on the machine when you bought it". But let's not let facts get in the way of the Church of Jobs. Stevie said "Macs have no use for AV", so that must necessarily be the truth. Despite some of his high priests actually thinking the contrary, by the way.

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I took the piss again didn't I

«Forgive me for not being wrong, but the clear inference in your previous post is that anti-virus will save us all from this terrible threat»

Ooops sorry I was wrong and you were right. Let me just hop in Ye Olde Timemachine and correct my post -perhaps by adding a footnote or something.

.........................................

There. Better?

«when actually in this instance, as in most instances of a Trojan, it's actually a little common sense on the user's behalf that's key, and in fact the only certain way to avoid getting stung.»

Well stupidity is a common trait in users, which is why the admins force awful nannying anti-virus software on them. Their main goal is not to get rid of viruses, contrarily to popular belief, it's to _prevent_ the opening or installation of malware by stupid users. In the present case 'infection' would be prevented as the malicious software would have been recognized as such and thus not allowed to install.

I am by no means a fan of anti-virus software myself, though I would definitely install one on Aunt Millie's PC (even of the Apple brand).

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Secure computing for dummies (or Fanbuoys)

«So it's ok to give a screensaver admin priviledges on your system, despite warnings from the system itself, as long as you've got antivirus to protect you right?»

Read the post you're answering to before writing stupid things.

«One thing though - Mac OS X would not allow a screensaver to download anything by default (and I don't think that's what the report is suggesting happens either»

I don't make the news but that's the way this particular malware has been reported to work, yes. Read newsreports before writing stupid things.

«if it is,» according to people surely smarter than I am, it is,

«then that's just one more permission that the user has to expressly grant» A bit like the oh-so-infamous Windows security threats, then?

Disclaimer: Windows is not my OS of choice, I do not use ant-virus software more than a few times per year just to make sure, but again I check the process list on my personnal machines a few times per day and my systems are set up so that there is absolutely no way that any process would access the network without me validating it, the first time at the very least. On my own Windows machines, no process can possibly access the network or alter the registry without an explicit "go ahead" from me. On my Linux boxen network access is granted on a whitelist basis and I still monitor connexion logs (on top of the security basics such as only installing certified apps, or, fail that, reviewing the code myself).

I do not own any Apple status symbol myself but I, herm, "get" to fix some as part of my job and I can tell you: Apple PCs are certainly not more reliable than Windows ones, and noticeably less reliable than Linux PCs. And Apple users are a real pain in the ass as they ALWAYS put the blame on the sysadmin because no matter what they do, it cannot be their fault as they have a Mac and Macs are invulnerable. A bit like the " "i can't have AIDS, I'm not gay" a few years ago. But reversed, somewhat.

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Once again a fanboi is wrong

This situation is the reason why lesser «wintards», as you call them, are told to check their stuff against a list of known malware. That can't hurt penguin lovers of sub-guru ranks, either. The program that does the checking is often referred to as an «anti-virus»*. Yeah, the name can be a bit misleading to the fanboi crowd, too used to chant "it's not a virus. It's not a virus" in a slow monotone manner while bowing before His Mighty Jobsiness.

Also, since you ask «what flaw needs patching?», letting a screensaver access the net to download a malicious payload is a pretty obvious, and easily avoidable, flaw. Only software that absolutely needs network access (i.e. web browser, ftp client, ...) should access the network. Otherwise, at the very least the user should be asked. Coincidentally, most «anti-virus» software let you configure alerts like «software x is trying to access the network, should we let it do that?». Now there might be a way to get OSX to do that, but if so why doesn't it do so by default? The second flaw is letting said screensaver _run_ the downloaded malware.

Thank you for your attention, you can now get back to being an ignorant smug dick.

*Note that anti-malware programs should not be considered an absolute protection either. It's only preventing lusers from doing the most blatantly stupid things. Such as installing widely known malware.

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«That you are a lemming?»

I believe it's a troll icon, not a lemming icon.

I was just summarizing some of the old fanboi bullshit. But hey, at least you noticed it was bullshit. :p

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Focus

Title: «wrong focus»

First line: «The first thing to note is that this isn't a virus it's a Trojan»

Wow. Bang on.

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Article is wrong

Macs are secure. Period.

That's because MacOS implements UNIX security schemes, which are much better than anything else. That's why there has never been, and never will be, a virus for MacOS despite it being much more targeted, what with the huge creds that would come from being the first to compromise the Holy Grail of OSes? Also, think of it, wouldn't you rather pwn a stable, powerful Mac than an old load of toss which struggles to run wordpad? Bot herder think the same. Also, the MacOS malware uncovered from time to time don't count as they require user interaction most of the time so D'Oh, if you're just being stupid don't blame it on the machine (as opposed to the hundreds of million Windows malware which don't require any user interaction at all, ever).

And I could go on...

Icon just in case anyone missed the obvious.

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Viruses

It's virus. Viruses might be a STD, it certainly etc... but a virus-writing overlord is an overlord who writes viruses. A cigarette smoker smokes cigarettes, a truck driver drives trucks, a document processing system processes documents, etc.

I for one welcome our $FUNNY_HAHA_PUN overlords.

Google tells staff to snub Windows after China hack snafu

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Yeah, I can see that...

Yeah, a Google HQ losing network. I can definitely see that happening. Probably not in my lifetime though. Don't forget that they have a distributed redundant LAN spanning the whole planet (yeah, I know, but that's as close I can come to representing it).

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Chrome IS Linux damnit

«However, Google isn’t forcing its staff over to a Chrome-only environment yet and some told the newspaper that they were relieved to still be able to run Mac and Linux operating systems OTHER THAN CHROME at the company.»

There, fixed that for you.

Oh, and the guys at Redmond can snicker all they want: boarding Windows is what they have been forcing their customers to do for ages. I really can't see a better way to describe the pile of anti-threat software required to make any Windows box reasonably secure (making it almost unusable in the process).

Tabnapping attack baits phishing trawl

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Redirections are evil anyway

just block them.

Siphon Wars: Pressurist weighs into Gravitite boffin

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Pint

Congrats

You just demonstrated that the liquid flows uphill in a siphon. Congrats. That should take care of humanity's need for energy: set up a siphon with a reservoir in the attic and the other in the basement; as the atmospheric pressure is higher in the basement the water will flow happily from there to the attic; now set up a tube with a turbine to bring the water back down in the basement, and yay! free leccy!

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Yes quite

Atmospheric pressure is required to hold the column(s) of liquid together and preventing it from collapsing, end of. The driving force is gravity.

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Only column A

Sealing the reservoir would stop the flow at some point, but not until the pressure in the reservoir is significantly lower than the atmospheric pressure; that is, when the difference in pressure can counter the driving force, which is gravity.

Pressure is still required to hold the liquid together, but a watertight tubing is required too. Is the watertight tubing the driving force?

The siphon would actually work perfectly horizontally in a centrifuge, and you make a very good point. I should have thought of that.

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Atmospheric pressure and driving force

The prof is still right. The driving force for the siphon is gravity, because that's what creates the difference in pressure. Of course the siphon won't work without atmospheric pressure, however pressure applies on both ends and is (or can be) canceled out. Actually you can have more atmospheric pressure in the receiving end and the siphon will still work provided the 'step' downwards provides sufficient energy; the driving force is really gravity. Atmospheric pressure is required, but so is the fluid, and the fluid is not the driving force, is it? Some sort of tubing is required too, but that tubing is not the driving force either.

BTW the '32 feet' argument is true (for water), that is because atmospheric pressure is required to hold the column of fluid together. A bit like how the tube's wall must be watertight. No driving force there pal, sorry.