* Posts by ElReg!comments!Pierre

2711 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

Win an HP TouchPad!

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Well yes

That's the reason I didn't register (that, and I don't really want a touchpad anyway).

But if one wants (one in a million chance to) score a free fondleslab, the attached e-mail annoyance is easily filtrable...

ACS:Law fined for data breach

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FAIL

a grand? Really?

That would be worth just 2 of his infamous letters. What a joke. I am not intimate with UK law, but does it open the way for personal action from the victims, or does it settle the matter once and for all? In the latter case Crossley just got handed a huge reward, not a fine.

Chinese iPad 2 fanboiz in frenzied fight

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I liked it

Actually I found it quite entertaining. Handbags at dawn etc...

Apple reportedly plans ARM shift for laptops

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Stop

it's...

... unlikely that I follow this link.

First I don't like click-baiting in general,

than you're writing style. Your loosing me with you're writing issues. Its worth then what I can take.

Third, I think that you're wrong. The Apple App Store has nothing to do with a possible architecture switch. There was no such store for Apple's previous 5 architecture switches, and it didn't seem to be a problem. Plus, I don't see any major software vendor giving in to Apple's ridiculous App Store policies without a serious fight: think Adobe and Photoshop, for example. The vendors of niche / expensive software (Matworks with Matlab, Wolfram with Mathematica, etc...) are going to be even harder to bring onboard. An walled app store taking a 30% cut might be viable for small low-cost, high-volume apps, but not for low-volume high-value ones.

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Linux

Google sure helps Linux market share

The Google marketting machine sure helped Linux expand out of its traditional behind-the-scene role, towards media-consumption devices (smartphones, tablets, and part of the netbook market), that certainly is a plus for Linux. However I fail to understand what you mean by "people happier to settle for Android based systems [...] they were with the Linux based netbooks."

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Re: It depends

"Heck, I don't think it would be practical to port one of those apps to 64bit, yet alone an architecture that swaps the endienness!"

That would be apps coded by cowboys then?

White House warns El Reg over kitten-killing content

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It's a fake

That's not a real note from any politician in the US, as demonstrated by the lack of the expression "American Values" (at least once per sentence, it's law).

Sony implicates Anonymous in PlayStation Network hack

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Re: they're saying

>The weasel wording in Sony's PR gives one the impression that they're saying Anonymous were responsible for stealing PII

Thats what they are saying, in essence. They're not saying that Anonymous did it, they're saying that the Anon attacks diverted their techies' attention, allowing the "PII" (yuck) to be stolen. Which might or might not be true, but doesn't reflect well on Sony's security procedures in any case. "our security people were so busy looking at a dog pissing on their shoes that they didn't notice the burglars ransacking the house". Security at its best.

(I know that I'm pushing it a bit and that it not _that_ simple, a powerful DDOS attack is not something you can completely ignore when your business model relies heavily on fast connectivity, yadda yadda yadda, no need to point it. The fact is, the systems were too easily pwned, data was insufficiently hashed, no-one thought that checking logs after the DDOS could be a good idea, etc.... In short: LAMEST. EXCUSE. EVAR.)

DIY crimekit brings advanced malware to Mac OSX

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Re: a million miles from Windows

How's life in 1992 mate?

Fujifilm Finepix X100 APS-C camera

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Pint

I've been waiting for this

Thank you!

Since it was announced I've been waiting for a review; looks good indeed, although the price is a bit steep for something that will struggle to find its place between my high-end compact and my film rangefinder ( with 110% viewfinder and mechanical parallax correction). But the price had been announced a while ago so that's no surprise. The glass on my RF is not as good as this one, but it is one stop faster, and for good glass, well, I doubt that this one is going to beat my MF mamiya-sekkor lenses (or some of my 35mm lenses for that matter)

Sitting on the fence right now...

I'll need to don my thinking pint.

Revealed: Secret security plan should Kate leave Wills at the altar

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Re: Re: Maginot line?

You mean they didn't use the right kind of bombshells to suitably stiffen the Maginot line? I'm not sure about that, it was thick and strong, stiffly erected and quite intimidating. But size and stiffness, although important, are not all, you also need to stick it in the right spot. Although one could argue that the stiff Maginot line was deliberately placed in the front, to trick the Wermacht into penetrating through the Belgian backdoor, thus luring the UK into joining in the fun.

Imagining cliché-costumed actors roleplaying the whole thing in fast-motion, to the tune of Yakety Sax, is left as an exercise for the reader.

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Boffin

Maginot line?

Technically he just drove around it, invading Belgium in the process, so no amount of bare-breasted female Benny Hills running around to stiffen the Maginot line would have changed anything.

Also I need mindbleach now.

Apple breaks location-storing silence

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Jobs Horns

Bullshit

Future locations? That's why you can trace your past whereabouts, I guess. It's just future that happened to take place a while ago...

Also, bugs? Yeah, right. Very likely. (The Las Vegas thing is a bug, that I can believe. The recording of the infor? A bug? Do Apple really think their customers are all completely braindead? Wait, don't answer this last one)

Death threats against 'worst song ever' YouTube teen

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Prison time?

Surely any prankster on the Internet these days knows of mixminion (or throwaway webmail, through over9000 proxies), and PC-to-phone services (again, properly proxied).

For the average 14-yo /b/ addict, the chances of being caught after such a tasteless "joke" are probably pretty slim.

Terrorists stamp on Indy's Kate Middleton jelly bean

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Coat

Am I the only one...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/punter_to_pay_half_a_grand_to_lick_Kates_jelly_bean-2269573.html

I'd better be going now.

Whitehats pierce giant hole in Microsoft security shield

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Paris Hilton

Sabroni: biggest target?

>As long as Microsoft are the biggest target you're relatively safe.

Yes, as everyone knows, IIS is THE big target. After all it runs on 80% of the internet-facing servers worldwide, and especially the Big Guy's ones. Or not.

Microsoft breaks own world record for IE nonsense

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Flame

Either a shill, or a fool. Your choice.

<snip> the openness and hardware support drivel because it's just that, drivel. reminded me of the Phoenix OS pitch ("because Linux is good but doesn't support modern hardware and games". Seriously, look it up, you're in for a laugh: http://forum.pcinpact.com/topic/132943-nouvel-os-projet-phoenix/ .It's in French but should be OK with an automated translator. Can't be worst than the original). On second thought, if the quoted bit didn't cause a major coffee/monitor encounter -on at least 3 levels-, don't bother.

Now for something completely different:

You assume that head honcho for IE, speaking at a major MS event, just had a tongue slip over the CORE DEFINITION of his project. And went on detailing how NATIVE HTML5, with fewer interpretation layers (ideally: none?), is better. Just a slip, indeed. That's, erm, don't know how to put that because "preposterous" is obviously too weak. The guy probably had a team weighting each and every word of that speach, for a couple weeks. That's anything but a misunderstanding.

Secondly, you seem to think that the audience was 100% educated web developpers. My personal opinion on the competency of *some* webdevs notwithstanding, you dramatically underestimate the proportion of mid-level manager who attend these events just for the junket factor, and to bring back the latest meaningless buzzwords. These are historically MS' trojan horses, and my bet is that they were the real target for the speech.

Thirdly, EVEN if the audience had been only -or or mostly- comprised of webdevs on top of their game (btw, I am Santa Klaus, bow to me), there is always the trickle effect. Journos do tend to report announcement made in these big events, if only to justify their expense reports. And then the shills and the fools go like "if he said that at a major tech event, "to A ROOM FULL OF DEVELOPPERS" (to use your capitalisation, however false the assumption might be) then it must be true, right?

Oldest trick in the "MS guide to FUD marketting" book.

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Hachamovitch, US' own national treasure?

"IE9’s approach to taking advantage of what the operating system offers – from the native graphics stack to jump lists in the shell – maximizes performance, usability, and reliability...The best HTML5 is native to the operating system, so Web sites have the fewest translation layers to pass through."

That does strike me as quite fryesque.

Everything Everywhere accused of lining pockets with charity cash

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Coat

Obligatory jab at Apple

Meanwhile, Apple still charges 30% for charityware sold through the Apple App Store...

Don't shove, I was leaving anyway

Microsoft Phone man offers guarantee-free glitch pledge

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Coat

I don't understand the problem

That upgrade really did what it said on the can, which is better than usual for MS! Give the man a rest.

Mine is the NoCoat.

Project Ceylon – Red Hat builds Java killer replacement

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Not so much about limitations methink

Am I the only one who sees that as Red Hat being not-too-happy about Oracle's way to conduct business? It's becomming evident for everyone that the less you depend on Oracle products, the better.

Not that Java doesn't stink to begin with, I just doubt that it's the main reason behind the move.

MYSTERY of huge Canadian chicken-shed EXPLOSION

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Organic dust

Organic "dust" (like flour, but also straw dust etc) is quite flammable when in suspension in the air. Where I grew up, explosions due to dust were one of the most feared dangers during harvests as they are capable of destroying large and expensive equipment. Basically some dust in suspension causes a rather small explosion, which brings more dust in the air, leading to a big kaboom, even in comparatively small and air-deprived silos.

Scaled up to match the volume of that shed, I can imagine a HUGE explosion indeed.

There would have had to be some organic dust in there to begin with, but it's not hard to imagine that there could have been some (residues? Empty shed used as storage?), and you don't need much. the limiting factor in smaller silos is the quantity of air, not dust.

Hasselblad H4D-40 Stainless Steel 40Mp camera

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Not impressed

I'm certainly not impressed by the ISO performance. I know it's a studio camera, so high ISO values are not supposed to be used all that much, but still, from the look of it it doesn't even compare to the likes of the Pentax K-5.

Otherwise quite a desirable camera I guess, pity I can't really justify retiring Ye Olde Mamiya system (especially the lenses). And I don't have to worry about battery life...

Microsoft crowns Capossela as new consumer channels head

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Coat

Job title?

"including working with the firm's OEM, retail, mobile operator and distie partners".

Oh. That would be "Head Weasel" then. Or maybe "Chief Bribesman"? "NIXfinder General"? No, I get it: "The FUDINATOR".

The Sun still not shining on Nintendo's 3DS

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Alert

And exercise...

"Stay on the couch, that walk to the fridge could elevate your blood pressure and kill you. KILL YOU!"

Oh, and forget about sex, too. Or about asking the new cutie in the mailroom out for a coffee, for that matter.

And think of the childrens! All these classes, exams and tests and whatnot are potentially deadly! Ban school!

On the other end, education leads to long meetings in overheated rooms with comfy chairs, which are guaranteed to keep your blood pressure and hearth rate low. Dangerously low, even*. Oh noes, an other death trap!

*if you don't actually listen to the bullshit directly pulled from the latest "management for dummies"-style book, that is. That drivel is guaranteed to make you burst a vein or two.

Cisco CEO: 'We have disappointed our investors'

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Coat

It is news because...

"We have disappointed our investors"

As opposed to our customers. That we've been consistently doing for the last decade, and more.

Wanted: Nude female web coders

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Name?

"The Register Undercover Investigation Team"

Just drop the "investigation" part. The RUT has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?

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WTF?

Let me check

This guy is offering "positions" in his "web design" office... but won't employ anyone ("You are not employed but receive payment from me only for results achieved."). And said payment is 20% of what the customer pays. Not to mention that the operator of this... thing

seems to have no knowledge of HTML or web design but for the ability to "save as HTML" in his word processor.

Yeah. Right. Looks totally legit.

The only clever trick here is that by posing as a web design thinggie he weeds out most of the old ladies who seem to make the bulk of naturists these days.

Say, how do I build MY harem of young naked slaves?

Attack hijacks sensitive data using newer Windows features

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@ AC

"or a wireless user to connect to a new AP."

Yes, that was the problem I was referring to. Given that the vulnerable OSes also have a tendency to connect to whatever AP is "best" -without warning- by default, you'd catch a lot of people at Starbucks.

Depending on how the corporate WiFi is set, you'll probably be able to also catch data from visitors and/or personal laptops from management at your competitor's. Probably enough to really harm them (you don't need much info to mount a devastating social engineering attack).

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tainted router?

"have physical access to the targeted network in order to install a tainted router"

Something like a laptop with a wireless AP, perhaps?

Agreed if you want to catch wired networks in big companies you'll have to borrow the janitor's set of keys (hardly unfeasible, but necessitates BOFH-like planning). But whip out Ye Olde dual-WiFi card laptop at your local Starbucks (or in the lobby of you main competitor's building) and I'm sure you can catch enough juicy data to keep your Nigeria-based startup busy (or to do very nasty things to your main competitor).

Commodore 64 revivalist posts prototype PC pics

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Coat

Will it be on time...

... for the release of Duke Nukem Forever?

Go Daddy CEO under fire for 'elephant snuff film'

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Coat

@Eddie

Bison tick burger? Yuck!

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Coat

"Scummiest CEO of the Year Award"

That's preposterous. Completely unfair and disgusting.

I mean, Ellison has been working HARD for that title.

DARPA: Send limbless troops back to war with robo-arms

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ONLY the disabled?

That's unfair! I certainly could use an extra limb or two, for the situations when my 5 natural ones are not enough.

Imagine: no more running after the bus only to miss it, no more hip fracture in the winter (or on a slippery bathroom floor), no more one-handed webbrowsing, ...

On a separate note, I am only moderately amused by the apparent death of my trusty fish, Wanda. A whole Friday without fortunes, that's beyond a light-hearted joke. I'm considering legal action. Well, at least the coffee machine and new server are still up so it could be worst.

Handy radiation checker comes to iPhone

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Coat

iPhone and radiations

Certainly one would receive a higher dose of radiation from this app:

http://itunes.apple.com/app/the-ultimate-x-ray/id303956365?mt=8

than from the Fukushima fallout...

Microsoft: IE9's web privacy hole? A feature, not a bug

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@Ragarath

>Why should a user setting override a group setting?

Because that's the sensible thing to do. Fine-grained control should have precedence over large-scale. Deny access to everyone but to the known authorized persons. That's just common sense.

>If the user your talking about needs access why are you putting the user in a group that denies access?

Because when you have hundreds of users, accessing tens of ressources, but with specific rights, you just can't create a group for every one of them. You create a few tens of groups, maybe, for the general population, but sometimes you need exceptions. What do you do, remove the "exceptional" users from all their groups and create a special group for each of them? And do the same thing, the opposite way, each time one of your "special" users lose or gain credentials?

>Try thinking of a group as a user that can change ownership without having to change the permissions

Well that's exactly what a NTFS group is, a rigid multifaced anonymous meta-user closed to finer-grain control, and that's why it sucks.

>rather than thinking that it is a looser set of permissions.

??? tightness has nothing to do with it. It's just plain clumsy.

>This also raises the question why your adding specific user permissions to objects rather than groups [...].

Maybe because when john-doe-067845 (previously in group "users") genuinely needs -temporary- access to /secret/ressource/files/john-doe-067845/, but nothing else, I'm not necessarily willing to open the directory to all and sundry?

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@Adze NTFS

Yes, this is how blacklists should work, but not filesystems. I find this system incredibly annoying. The way it should work in NTFS is

-apply group settings (with the more restrictive setting applying in case of conflict)

-apply user settings (which should ALWAYS supersede group settings).

Otherwise safely allowing one user to access a particular directory, for example, is a pain in the ass.

'R' is for Revolution Analytics

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R is not like Perl

Perl was designed to be flexible, versatile, and fast to write in (with an emphasis on code compacity). R is neither. In R it's damn nigh impossible to work on any dataset not in 2-d table format, the syntax is a messy, ambiguous jungle (plus it requires many, many times the "optimal" keystroke number), and R really does only one thing: statistics (and associated graphic representation). But that it does quite well.

Actually R might ("structurally", so to speak) be a programming language, philosophically it is a statistics framework that HAS a language. A bit like TeX, LaTeX, lout etc are languages (Turing-complete, even), but good luck if you want to use them for anything else than document layout.

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For researchers and statisticians, this argument doesn’t wash

Indeed. Some of us even run our R routines from within python scripts. Because honestly, R "data structure" is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Apple showers love on Mac malware protection

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Thumb Up

Puh-fect bait!

What's not to like? Apple aknowledging the malware threat, but only 4 signatures. The trolling potential is almost limitless.

Let's watch.

Hadron Collider 'could act as telephone for talking to the past'

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Coat

You're absolutely right

You underestimate the threat level, though. I mean God's plans obviously didn't include us mere muppets investigating the fabric of the universe. The hearth-shattering quake in Japan is obviously a warning sign. If the LHC stays on, no doubt the japanese plants will go boom, wiping the non-believers in the process. Question is, where is your arch?

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Wrong

You missed the part where the particle doesn't exit or enter the universe, but exists in a dimension where our puny 4-dimensions-only sensory organs (or extensions thereof) can't observe it.

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Not looking for them

See title.

Drizzle: Big-Data-happy MySQL fork debuts

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Understand you don't, little padawan

The target of this is NOT banks, big oil,... its the REAL big guys, Google, Amazon, Yahoo, Facebook etc.

You'll notice the COMPLETE -and deliberate- lack of user-friendlyness, basically the configuration has to be done with a hammer and a tiny chisel to carve the 0s ans 1s manually on the disks. It is a lego brick to be incorporated in big datacenters in lieu of the comparatively bloated MySQL, not a complete, luser-ready system.

Also I'm sick of people complaining about open source names just because it's open source. Apple OS is a stupid name, and Windows? Seriously? Skype? come on. .NET? How could you get more horrid than .NET? Oh right, that would be iPad. Or Java. Seriously, Java? Puh-leeze. etc...

Names are just tags, and that's especially true for backend software. For all you know your "conservative" bank software might include a module named WhoeverUsesThatCrapIsaMoron, but only the seller's devs would know. Same as for Drizzle. You're not likely to notice if Facebook starts using that, are you?

Also, I did not know that banks had a need for the Gnu Image Manipulation Program, although if they had, they would be complete morons not to use it based on the name alone, and I, personnally, think you're pulling that crap out of your arse; no high-level manager will dismiss a saving of million dollars based on a seemingly silly soft name. There would have to be REAL reason. Only deadwood middle management types and the coloured-crayons department give a rat's ass about software names. The rest of us use the right tool for the job.

Which reminds me that I need to rename my latest project Hammer. Because Hammer is always the right tool for the job, Or something. The next one will be Ductape (possibly with a logo featuring a large simian creature just to add some confusion). Cubicle drones might not get it and find the names silly, but if it's aimed at techies it will make a killing.

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WTF?

@AC @Not that bad (thunder, Cyclone etc)

First, you completely misunderstand the aim of the project. It is NOT aimed at home users or the advertisement types, it is aimed at big datacenters manned by people who couldn't give a shit about the name provided the performances are right.

Second, wich name do you think best describes a lightweight, decentralised system, Drizzle or Cyclone?

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Re: Drizzle?

Right, because the iron-level techies at Facebook or Google -nice names, btw, don't you think?- are likely to be put off by a slightly funny name. The reaction you're describing is true for home users and mid-level managers in a bank, and none of these types is the intended audience. For these guys easily impressed by shiny names there are things called Seven Professional Ultimate Platinum Edition and the like (which I personally find way more ridiculous than Drizzle, or even Gutsy Gibbon)

Jon Bon Jovi accuses Steve Jobs of murdering music biz

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Boffin

Re: He's clueless

Not sure where you're heading. Are you suggesting that going back to medieval models is where the future lies?

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WTF?

BS right back at ya.

I call bullshit. I said "artists", it doesn't include the "hit of the summer" type of commercial crap (on which there always is one or 2 hits -hardly classic- and a lot of utter shit).

Good artists cannot use "the format in the same way these used the album", because there is no way of doing so. How can you stick an actual zipper on the cover (as for Sticky Fingers) when there is no cover to begin with? How do you tell a story spanning a whole album (as for the albums I cited), or even create an atmosphere, when the songs are sold by the unit?

You'll note that I never said that it is not possible to make great music in that format, just that it takes away a layer of artistic depth and creativity.

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Pint

He's partially right

I for one dislike the one-track-at-a-time model. Good artists used to actually craft the album, not only the individual songs. That included the cover art of course, but also the choice of songs and their order. Tommy from The Who springs to mind, and also Gainsbourg was a master of the genre, with albums like Melody Nelson or L'Homme a Tete de Chou telling a story where each song loses a lot of it's sense when separated from the rest of the album. All artists of old used to do that, although to a smaller extent.

Now the model definitely shifted towards self-contained 2 minutes nibbles, which can be good too, but definitely abolishes a level of depth.

Of course this is necessary in a iTune-like model, where you have to sell tracks individually so that the customer doesn't notice that he's paying MORE for just the license to listen to the musical content than for the physical album with it's resilience and nice art (and, incidentally, resale value).

Here, have a cold one in memory of the good old times.