* Posts by ElReg!comments!Pierre

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US court rules IP address cloaks may break law

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Tech law to tackle non-tech problems

It is unfortunate that they chose the tech angle; surely the cease-and-desist letter would have called for a copyright-centered case. That would have been better for everyone. The problem wasn't access, it was redistribution. Though the ruling focuses on the access, making it illegal. Worrying trend, even if this particular ruling stated that access was made illegal by the explicit "single user" notification, it still opens the gate to a very slippery slope (if I may say so ;-) ).

Kiwi jetpack gets all-clear for manned tests

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Re: First responders, heh? - A Motorcycle Responder (Ambulance) responds...

"perhaps to cover a reasonable length of beach/coastline and related inland areas during peak holiday season, acting as the arial equivalent of motorcycle response to the helcopter's equivalence to a conventional ambulance, get there quickly, stabilise the casualty until more help can arrive."

That's the idea they base the bullshit on... but , from the company website:

Range 30km

Endurance (Flight time) 30 minutes.

Maximum airspeed 40kts (74 km/h) = FP2

Cruise speed 30kts (56km/h)

That was my point, it rules out most real-world uses. Basically you have to get there first (say, on a truck). With a realistic air time of 20 minutes (to allow for a safety margin) all you can do is take a peak and get back down. It's not the equivalent of a motorcycle or a helicopter, it's at most a scouting device for the support truck that gets it on site and refuel it every half hour. Better take a small, cheap unmanned drone.

Unless what you're doing is looking for a missing person, in which case I suppose the truck+hover pack is a cheaper alternative to a helicopter. Considerably slower, though, and you can't lift...

Maintenance is required every 100 hrs too, I don't see this being cheap to operate.

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First responders, heh?

"Martin Aircraft Company hopes to launch its first commercial units in 2014, aiming the technology at first responders "

Haha. Is that earthy notes of utter bullshit mixed with a fragrance of complete bollocks that I smell? If you need speed and an aerial view, you have a copter. If you need fast access to ground (in a very dense jam) you have medic bikes. For everything else, ambulances are pretty good. This thing? Can't go very far, can't take much equipment aboard, can't get to ground in a busy place, can't carry an injured person to safety. It's probably pretty fun to operate, but not something a first responder would find particularly useful (well, until you fit it with a grenade launcher and a LASER and wait for the zombie outbreak)

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak disses Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs

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Re: "...another upcoming Steve Jobs movie"

Because it will sell.

Rate-my-boink app scores frisky fanbois, fangurlz' SCREAMS, VIBRATIONS

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Meh

Decibel peak?

More like decibel peakS I would hope. Also, the dB level varies wildly from person to person and with the mood, hardly an objective measurement.

Also-also 40 min gets you a shiny? Pah! The yoof nowadays. Perhaps that's why they make anesthesing rubbers. After having made ultra-thin, ribbed etc ones for "better sensations"... go figure.

Good thing it's Friday, too*.

*due to my current physical location, it kinda is

The secure mail dilemma: If it's useable, it's probably insecure

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Sounds like you have a hammer

That problem looks awfully like a nail from where you stand, I gather. That's an extremely convoluted scheme with a number of accidents waiting to happen. BitCoins are going to put off a lot of people; piggybacking on TOR actually makes the potential vulns add up. TOR was built to be somewhat-synchronous, which is good for surfing but is a hindrance when it comes to mail-like activities. And XOR? C'mon.

There is a thing currently being developped, called GNUnet, which is supposed to be a secure and anonymous P2P protocol with messaging capability built in. Maybe that's closer to the mark. It's embryonic for now, but who knows? There are also other asynchronous networks (freenet and the like) that have working messaging systems; I'm told FMS works quite well, for example. These networks are content-agnostic and have peer caching built in (it's their operation model actually: each peer stores a bit of the whole network, which becomes entirely decentralised), which makes them exactly what you want to build by bolting fido onto TOR, only better (built-in is always better that bolt-on).

In any case with the use of asymmetric encryption the need for spam mitigation is less evident. You encrypt for one specific recipient, meaning that you cannot just fire off one message with 2.76 gazillions of recipients and let the backbone cope with the strain: you actually have to encrypt your message 2.76 gazillion times and send them separately; much more costly. There may still be spam (there probably will) but probably much more targeted, much lower volume. So much less of a hassle.

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PGP is simple enough

There are numerous ways of sending anonymous or encrypted messages using PGP on the desktop... the most obvious one being PGP-encrypted text attachments (from a one-time free webmail addy for poor-man's anonymization if needed).

Of course if you want good security/anonymisation, then you probably want to avoid email altogether. Person-to-person communication is very difficult to secure, the dropbox approach (as in spy flicks, not as in the cloud storage company) is probably better. Put your secrets in a public place, encrypted well enough that only the intended recipient can decipher it. Usenet is quite good for that as it's decentralized and hard to monitor, but it's kinda fading out, drowned by the paid-for-by-ads "free" web services...

Think your smutty Snapchats can't be saved by dorks? Think again

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Re: might pause and think again.

> Just because the app exists may mean those that might be stupid enough to do it might pause and think again.

Of course not. Teens (and older) were "sexting" well before Snapchat existed (well before the word "sexting" was ever invented by the media, in fact). Snapchat may or may not have made things worst recently (my money is on "didn't change a thing except for the wallet of its operator"). Snapsave won't make a difference either.

Actually I'm pretty convinced that all these apps come and go without changing one bit either the number of nude selfies sent OR the number of them "leaked". There's always ways to save these and post them on 4Chan, and always will.

Ultimately, leaked selfies have very little impact (unless part of something bigger such as systematic bullying - or the authorities meddling in very creatively moronic ways, such as registering every recipient and the sender as a sex offender). I would say it carries about the same "life-ruining" potential as "that day Millie wet her pants in PhysEd". But I may be wrong: it has to do with (mildly) naughty bits, so it's probably straight to hell or something.

Silent Circle shutters email service

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Re: rubber hose

I guess in that case the whole point of private communications is to _prevent_ the rubber hose / waterboarding cryptographic attack...

Other than that I guess you're right, a single key pair is probably enough, unless you want to go for the "plausible deniability". Which won't help once in Gitmo. Which is one of the place That Snowden will never be sent to, honest, after all he's but a lowly, unimportant 29 yo hacker with no important information at all, no siree. Honest. Unless you want to voluntarily hand him to us. Lovely country you have here, would be a shame if something happened to it, wouldn't it? But hey, no pressure, it's up to you really.

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Re: try to hide the whole line of communication

> I am of the belief that, as mentioned in a previous post, it's better to let a message be available to world+dog and encrypt it, than try to hide the whole line of communication.

I do too as you noticed.

However your solution (which does exist, Claws Mail with the GPG add-on does exactly that) still entails an identifiable sender and an identifiable recipient, as well as a timestamp; which is a LOT of information, when recouped on a large scale. "aimless" posts in a public place (possibly through a proxy chain) is probably safer in the case of really important stuff.

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Re: OpenPGP / GnuPG integration

Claws Mails works reasonably well to that regard, and certainly easily enough for Joe Public, through integration with the GPA. The combination works on Windows, too...

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Re: PGP-encrypted usenet posts (or similar)

Well, I was under the impression that using a different PGP "ID" (different key pairs) for different recipients would make it harder to crack for someone with a lot of resources (someone who could, say, compromise some or all of the recipient's systems and has a lot of computing power to spare) but I am not an expert in this so it could be that I'm wrong and using only one pair of keys is hard enough.

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PGP-encrypted usenet posts (or similar)

(one of )the big problem with email is that it is necessarily from an identifiable account to another, so there must be someone somewhere who knows who is who. If you adopt the opposite strategy, which is to make the message available to world+dog, but select who will be able to decrypt it, then you're good. As good as your encryption cypher is, at least.

To avoid censorship put it up on a distributed system (usenet for example, or some P2P "network") and give the key physically, a unique key for each and every person you want to send important stuff to (shouldn't be too many of them). Plus one that you give to everyone for when you want to make a wider announcement, perhaps.

Unless I'm missing something?

Apple returns to courtroom once again to contest ebook shafting

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Same here.

But not before I had already stopped reading, because this article lacks the usual comedic value. It's just a plain old bitter rant. Misrepresentation of facts in a thoroughly unfunny manner. A study on tediousness. Must (and used to) do better.

Android approaches 80% smartphone share as Apple's iPhone grows old

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Pint

Re: "well-positioned to re-capture market share"

> coming from behind [...] is hardly a good position, is it?

I find that statement entirely debatable.

Bloke straps shed to Ford Zephyr and chases it on bike

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Paris Hilton

Slick video, but too wide-angled

It should have been shot from much closer, from time to time we can make out identifiable mechanical or body parts. Surely a mistake. There's even a whole _face_ at one point, inexcusably wide shot, surely anything larger than a pimple is too wide to be shown in its entirety in any self-respecting video these days.

REVEALED: Cyberthug tool that BREAKS HSBC's anti-Trojan tech

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single use PIN

My bank uses one-time PINs, generated by a card reader that also requires manual input of a (one-time, website-provided) code. It make transactions a tiny bit less convenient but that's probably more secure than most other "solutions".

Child porn hidden in legit hacked websites: 100s redirected to sick images

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Re: "The law is an ass."

> So that's at least 50,000 people who now need to be put in chokey for possession of CP then!

Possession AND creation, because there was a local copy made in the browser cache at the very least.. Yes, that's stupid, but look at all the previous cases, the CPS always went also for creation, on these grounds.

Upgraded 3D printed rifle shoots 14 times before breaking

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Pint

Re: There is no point arguing with closed minds, ignoramuses or bad losers.

You know what, I give up. You can keep your "tech" blog fantasies, we scientists will keep to science. Inntarwub sci-fi blabber and real science don't mix particularly well. If you want to think that #d printing will be banned by the guvmint because it allows for illegal drug production and "genetic matter" modification (your words, whatever it is supposed to mean if lalaland), then fine with me. It's not particularly worst than any other fairytale.

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Re: @ ElReg!comments!Pierre - We stand to have access restricted to 3D by spooked bureaucrats.

> Perhaps you should spend a few minutes doing some research, here's a few starters:

Loads of sensationalist bullshit written by journos with less-than-average understanding of the processes at play. You just can't 3D-print a chemical reaction, that's not how it works. There are "lab-on-a-chip" nanoconstruction tha DO work on that scale but a) they have nothing to do with 3D printing, b) they tend to be more costly than buying the drug from an industrial producers -MUCH more costly and c) the yield is several orders of magnitude lower than what would be needed for a human being.

As for "bioprinting", the same applies. You can 3D-print a mold but that's about it, it's not anything novel, you can do exctly the same as with a hand-made plaster cast, no more no less. There is also that thing where you cand permeabilize cells using a modified inkjet printer, but it's not 3D printing, nor is it actually printing, you just use the pressure and temperature shock created by the inkjet mechanism to transiently compromise the cell membrane integrity.

There may be a few overexcited, if not very competent, bloggers writing about things they don't understand but think could be cool. Don't be fooled.

> I suggest you check the current state of research on this

He. That's my job... here, have a link, something cool that actually exists and that some call "bioprinting":

http://www.jove.com/video/3681/creating-transient-cell-membrane-pores-using-a-standard-inkjet-printer

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Re: We stand to have access restricted to 3D by spooked bureaucrats.

> from guns to the assembly of chemicals (explosives), to illegal drugs to the modifying of genetic matter

"assembly" of explosives? 3-D printing of illegal drugs? 3-D printer-mediated modification of "genetic matter" (whatever you think that may mean)? Really? I'd think that cristal meth and DNA helixes are a tad out of specs for these printers...

Geneticists resolve human dilemma of Adam's boy-toy status

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Re: (And what do molecules have to do with gene sequences?)

DNA and RNA-related stuff is referred to as "molecular genetics" (sometimes "molecular biology", although the latter is somewhat wider and includes the science of proteins, too). That's because they study the molecular basis of heredity as opposed to phenotypic traits (which transmission is much harder to predict -or work out backwards, as the case may be). DNA strands _are_ (extremely large) molecules, indeed. That would be something that gene sequences have to do with molecules, don't you think?

Dell buy-out latest: Big Mike makes shareholders an offer they can't refuse

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Re: Does anyone else

I certainly do.

"Activist investor" my ass, the guy's built a fortune gutting and dismembering companies for a quick buck, shafting both employees and other shareholders in the process. And crying like a little bitch when someone resists the shafting, apparently. Pond scum, barely above patent lawyers and credit card fraudster, if at all.

Chipzilla gives computers the finger with gesture acquisition

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License?

> It could be, however, that Cupertino would be just as happy to license PrimeSense's technology rather than buying the company outright.

Or, you know, "invent" it, patent it and sue the hell out of Primsense...

Up yours, Google! Iran to launch OWN state email service

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Big Brother

invisible to PRISM?

'nuf said

China denies hacking claims, says it doesn’t need US tech

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US tech, and server logs

Honestly a lot of "US tech" is rebadged chinese sweatshop work; that DOES include most of software developpment work, at least the serious stuff.

As for the server log thing, on my North-America-based servers I do get a lot of ping "from China" trying to reach Baidu through my servers. Heh. As you may have guessed already, even he most cursory look reveals that none of it actually comes from China. All (and I do mean all, as in 100%) of the "Chinese" attempts on my servers actually come from south of the border (i.e. the US of A). Clumsily disguised as Chinese, script-kiddie style (badly spoofed IPs, what-US-people-think-chinese-people-visit sites, and disastrously-faked user-agent strings; formatted american-style, of course, none of the script-kiddies know what Chinese traffic actually looks like).

Booh, bad "Chinese", bad.

'Charge memory' boffins: Hungover Li-Ion batts tell fat whoppers

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Meh

Re: @ Stacy @...Pierre

ha, it appears that "full cycle" may have different definitions. Also, you make a lot of asumption on my battery use...

In fact, appart from your quite wild and ungrounded assumptions, it appears that I am ideed 100% correct, and that you may not be completely wrong yourself (appart from the 65%-80% thing. that's just stupid, and you just invented these, obviously; depending on the gizmo that kind of percentage is 1/2h to 6 h autonomy, nothing tthat anyone would be willing to advertise these days).

Flexible flywheel offers cheap energy storage

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Boffin

Re: gignormous wheel spninning very slowly

You want it to spin as slow as possible because the energy loss scales exponentially with the speed (unless in a vacuum, which makes it financially impossible).

The energy stored is proportional to the mass of the spinning thing, with a helpful bonus for an increased radius.

Get your physics straight!

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I would think bigger is better.

Multiplying the wheels also multiplies the point of failure, the loss in wiring, and the overall complexity.

If it had to be done my money would be on one single gignormous wheel spninning very slowly, let's say, horizontally underground (under the whole windfarm that would use it for example).

But as others have said it's still going to be a very expensive and hard-to-maintain gizmo when compared to off-the-shelf batteries.

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Coat

Re: Bloody Gyroscopes

> how do they work?

Magnets.

German court says nein to Apple's slide-to-unlock patent

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Coat

Re: It shouldn't be patentable....

> I've had it on my toilet door for a lot longer...

And a door clearly is a "mobile device" (otherwise it would be called a wall), so even that particular infamous defence won't stand!

'To employers, Jobs would just seem like a jerk in bad clothing'

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about pr0n: Unwise comment perhaps?

"Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone"

As Mr Betamax said,"Folks who want porn can buy a VHS"...

Movie bosses demand Google take down takedown notices

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"And it certainly didn't negatively impact DVD sales."

And that is the crux of the matter. "piracy" does not negatively impact sales, and never had. Quite the contrary in fact, as Microsoft could tell you...

People download illegally, or get passed "pirated" copies, and then if they like it they go buy the DVD with the good-quality images and all the nice bonuses. The thing is, ordinary people only have so much money to spare on entertainment if they want to be able to eat and pay the bills. They won't spend more, and they usually don't spend less. "piracy" in this context ensures that your product is widely known and appreciated, and thus that people will spend their disposable cash on it rather than on the competition's.

The real reason why Big Media _has_ to be seen as being "tough on piracy" is that piracy is the argument they use to hide the beancounting dirty tricks that allow them to hide profits and thus not pay taxes. "Pirates ate my profits, honest".

Hey app developers, here's a way to monitor your users for free!

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As LINC would have it,

"be vigilant"

Why does our galaxy spiral?

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Coat

Why do galaxies spiral?

Coriolis effect. Simples.

Steve Jobs to supervise iPhone 6 FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

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"Competitors are nipping at the heels of the once unassailable Apple"

You mean "Competitors massively outsell Apple and have been for quite a bit of time", surely?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/15/idc_smartphone_sales/

69 % of the market for Android vs 19 % for iOS is hardly "nipping at the heels" of Apple.

Oh, and of course, if you want a single manufacturer:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/26/samsung_ships_two_smartphones_for_every_one_apple/

Animal Liberation drone surveillance plan draws fire

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Hard to see, huh?

> “It sounds like a flock of blowflies and at twenty metres you can't see it,” Pearson said, explaining it will be hard to hear or see when in use.

Yeah well, if a tenth of what I heard about the people in the outback is to be believed, flocks of blowflies will get a lot of attention from scope-equipped rifles in the next few month...

Music resale service ReDigi loses copyright fight with Capitol Records

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Re: I am going to take an unpopular side here (pengwin)

>the problem with digital files is you can copy them over and over and over

Which you can't do with a CD, surely?

BTW a CD is just digital data egraved on a physical medium, so there's no fundamental difference between a CD and what you call "digital files".

Entire internet credits snapper for taking great pic while actually dead

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Pint

There are very few things that bother me more...

... than a hipster who thinks shit pictures as art just because they are shit.

And one of these things is an article, on a tech den, defending that very same "if it's a very bad photo, then it must be art" stance.

This photo shows very bad border effects, incompatible with even the very old setup used by Cartier-Bresson. Even beaten up as it was after years of use in harsh conditions.

It is also pretty bland in the composition dept.

One more point, the bokeh is extremely half-arsed, but still there, meaning that it was never likely to be a photo by HCB (who worked mostly under the rule that everything visible on the photo had to be sharply in focus, as much as technically possible) and is not likely to be taken as a good photo by modern standards (the bokeh is not sufficiently marked to avoid distracting the viewer's eye away from the subject).

I don't care if someone managed to google-bomb that photo into internet fame: it can't possibly fool anyone with even basic notions of photography or photo history, and the lady's trainers ain't the cause.

I have a joke for y'all: how do you know that Andrew Orlowski doesn't know much on a given topic?

He writes about it on El Reg.

Well done, mister O, well done. With the long WE looming, that's a good let's-troll-the-commentards-while-we-relax-on-a-tropical-beach (1) article.

Respect. Andy represent (or something to that effect, whatev's)

(1) or is it "tropical-bitch"? as a French MoFo, I have always seem to get those mixed up.

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Pint

Re: Bootnote

> Go out and take a better picture

I actually do... I currently have 3 (real, not phone) cameras within arm's reach, and I'm at work (a work that does not involve cameras; well, not that kind of cameras).

I must admit that I also take worst pics. A lot!

And toy cameras are fun to use actually, I did not say that I disliked the present pic immensely, just pointed out that it was most likely taken with a bad camera, possibly -probably?- a bad-on-purpose camera like a Lomo. That's Andrew's assertion that I disagree with, I have nothing against the photograph (well, the compo IS a bit bland I suppose, but that's no mortal sin).

I think I'll just leave for a beer now, probably snap a few pics on the way too ;-)

Have a nice long WE.

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Headmaster

PS @ El Presidente

It is a common misconception that HCB's Leica was an excellent setup. It is actually not quite true. It was compact, reliable and sturdy, something new at the time (dominated by bulky and fickle setups), which made it ideal for photo-reporters like HCB. Leica's lenses were quite good at the time, especially regarding undesirable edge and corner effects (which pretty much disqualifies the present pic right away).

But it was certainly not anything remarkable by today's standards. Any current middle-range reflex with a middle range lens is several bazillion times better in any possible aspect, despite selling for an order of magnitude less on eBay (thank you, hipsters).

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Re: Bootnote

> it's just a good camera, and a lot of skill.

No, it's actually technically pretty crap, and the composition is not so great either. So I wopuld guess a rather bad camera, perhaps even a toy camera à la Lomo, and not so much skill.

US bill prohibits state use of tech linked to Chinese government

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@murph RE: receivind end

> [China] shouldn't complain now they are on the receiving end.

The receiving end of what? Of being sent back to the stone age as suddently gov agencies need to communicate via smoke signals, store data on engraved stone tablets and perform rocket launch calculations on an abbacus (although... that's been invented by the Chinese, wonder if they put a backdoor in that)?

Or on the receiving end of having to have all tech purchases approved by the FBI as it turns out that litterally EVERYTHING has parts made by a firm that doesn't pass the purity test?

To me the US state agencies concerned, not China, appear firmly anchored on the receiving end of this nonsense.

Swedish linguists nix new word after row with Google

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Strange world

Honestly I don't think Google was expecting anything else than a frank "fuck off". They have to ask for the definition to be amended to preserve their trademark in the US, but that's just that. Once they asked, their duty was done and I reckon the Swedes could have had merrily ignored the request. A language body like that is descriptive, not prescriptive. It describes how words are used, it doesn't make them. There was no reason for the Swedes to step back, nor for Google to try and make them (appart from asking nicely and taking no for an answer). :w

:q

US democracy activists lose case against Baidu and China

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Meh

"US democracy activists"

I'm puzzled. Does"activist" in this context mean "activist investor" as in Carl 'I buy your stuff and sell it for scrap' Icahn? Does this mean "weapons of mass destruction for petrol"? Or perhaps "pacificating Palestine, one bombed village at a time"? "US democracy activists" is such a double-edged swear-word...