* Posts by Version 1.0

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Rust Foundation so sorry for scaring the C out of you with trademark crackdown talk

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Re: Political?

So let's redevelop FORTRAN, (Fluffy Old Rust TRANslation)

Cybercrims hop geofences, clamor for stolen ChatGPT Plus accounts

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Re: 2FA ?

... and they are straight out of university and have no concept of security ... that's just a result of the students being taught to complete their exams but not being told the consequences of creating a public ASCII database that stores their good graduation answers. You can't blame a student when we are stupid because we forget to teach all the consequences of what we are teaching them.

Brits start 'em young with 20% of tots 'owning' a smartphone

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Re: "by the time they are 12 it's something like 97 percent"

I bought my kid a cell phone when she was about to start at school so that she could talk with her friends. When I was her age I had to dial on the phone in the hallway at home - so we were both happy now that she could just talk sitting on the sofa while they both watched Dr. Who.

Update now: Google emits emergency fix for zero-day Chrome vulnerability

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Goodbye Chrome

Google states that "Older versions of Chrome will continue to work, but there will be no further updates released for users on these operating systems. If you are currently on Windows 7 and Windows 8/8.1, we encourage you to move to a supported Windows version to ensure you continue to receive the latest security updates and Chrome features."

So if you are using Chrome on an old computer then you need the either throw it in the trash can and buy a new computer ... or uninstall Chrome.

BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries

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The BOFH makes me happy

I don't read BOFH near coffee ... but icon

Launching soon: ESA's Juice to probe Jupiter's moons for signs of possible life

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The journey and the discovery of life was well documented years ago in the 1968 movie, "2001 a space odyssey"

Boffins: Microgravity impacts cell repair systems in proteins

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Water helps us make soup

It's a good suggestive idea although I feel we need to work on the concept a lot more. This might explain why we see evidence of water on Mars and suspect water on Venus but it seems less universal on other planets. The big deal here is that water is a key molecule that makes life possible ... so might this slightly reduce the probability of life throughout the Universe? I'm confident that life exists throughout the universe but there's not much in deserts. I believe that water everywhere could result in the creation life although the most common forms of life are plants and fish, even on the Earth.

I often post "updated" Brendan Behan quotes (LOL) so this make me think, "If it was raining soup, NASA would go out with forks." because life in the universe results in soup with water involved.

US cyber chiefs warn AI will help crooks, China develop nastier cyberattacks faster

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Re: First Things, First ..... Don’t take a Blunt Knife to SMARTR Sharpshooter Gunfight

If you are a man from mars, then I think that you are just describing what you saw before arriving here, but did you revive as illustrated in Quatermass? The events in Quatermass were violent in the church but think how the show would have been written these days with cyberattacks everywhere? In the old days the police could shoot the problems, but these days they just end up downloading them.

Turns out people don't like it when they suspect a machine's talking to them

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Re: Every bot chat with me contains

When I get a machine chat then I am happy to tell it to F.O.C.U.S.

Microsoft tells admins to autoreview your Autopatch alerts or autolose the service

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Re: Automatic fail

If you are not applying a Microsoft patch on the same day that it is made available does this mean you have to use a printer at work a lot?

In wars of the future, national security won't end at space

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National Security isn't working

Russia's invasion of Ukraine clearly defined how warfare doesn't work these days - FTFY

I hope that Russia's failure is also influencing Xi Jinping who is quieter about Taiwan these days, the politics still leaves him talking about it but Russia's failure in the Ukraine is probably helping the Chinese, both on the mainland and the island.

Russia has a stash of scary malware? We're shocked

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Every stockpile of cyber-weapons

I always saw Edward Snowden's revelations as honest but scary - after looking at them in extensive detail. The USA then "attacked" him for revealing what they were doing so he had to move to Russia to stay free for breakfast every day. I doubt that Russia would have trusted him to be involved with this crap now so it would now be a very smart thing for the USA to completely erase the original accusations, apologize and ask Snowden to return to the US and try and help prevent all these cyber-weapon deliveries in future.

"Ninety-seven spam deliveries every day wouldn't affect your working environment, but two cyber-deliveries would ruin it." an updated Brendan Behan (icon) quote.

Smile! UK cops reckon they've ironed out gremlins with real-time facial recog

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Probably all the Windrush arrivals who have been working for years now, plus their kids too.

UK's Emergency Services Network unlikely to start operating until 2029

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Re: Ah, the UK

"Actually, a monarchy ain't that bad these days..." - I agree with your view although when you look at the history of monarchies in the UK then I think we'd be much better to just return to having a Queen ... our history has been well described (unfortunately) if you watch the musical SIX

ChatGPT becomes ChatRepair to automate bug fixing for less

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ChatGPT updated?

ChatGreatPythonThing will fix your software issues, oh wait it doesn't handle FORTRAN.

Plagiarism-sniffing Turnitin tries to find AI writing by students – with mixed grades

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Re: Fail

You can avoid AI problems by just requiring that everyone writes with a quill, that will give them some excellent physical abilities plus plenty of time to think about what they are writing.

In the battle between Microsoft and Google, LLM is the weapon too deadly to use

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Re: you are looking at a rabbit and assuming that it has the potential to evolve into a bear.

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall. Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar, has given you the call ...

Vietnam threatens to cut off two million mobile subscribers

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Re: Security vs Privacy

Look at the hacking, malware and virus crime these days - now, if you are my age, think about how much crime like this we used to see in the 50's. So the entire world would be a much safer world if we simply dumped the internet and phone data transfers everywhere. I used to love the internet for years after it first appeared, but these days COVID seems much nicer and safer than every day's 24 hour world-wide internet access and "NewPurchaseOrder_PDF.exe" mail deliveries.

Flip the icon lips for how I loved the internet, but the posted version basically just shows whats happening all the time nowadays - returning to the past might help so long as we don't go back to the old days of eating a ten snail soup for dinner.

Western Digital confirms digital burglary, calls the cops

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Cloud issues like this are just an illustration of the Internet "Climate Change" these days.

Italy bans ChatGPT for 'unlawful collection of personal data'

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FTFY

Italy is trying to ban search technology, plus text rewriting and the unlawful collection of personal data.

Pro-Russia cyber gang Winter Vivern puts US, Euro lawmakers in line of fire

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This is "good news"

Targeting the lawmakers and their friends may result in them finally making some excellent efforts to stop phishing and malware deliveries. The current situation is that phishing and malware deliveries are everywhere and we're just told that we need some antivirus software or an insurance policy, so basically nobody is trying to stop it, just catch it or recover afterwards. A legal effort to ban this crap would be a good way forwards so I'm happy in a way about this.

Today's old folks set to smash through longevity records

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Living better is documented

If you are interesting in this story, regardless of your current age, then read Exercised: Why Something We Never Evolved to Do Is Healthy and Rewarding, an excellent book by Daniel Lieberman that explains how we evolved and how we can improve our lives these days. It's very educational (Dan's a paleoanthropologist at Harvard University) and will tell you what has happened and what can happen in your future. I've read it and boosted my exercises, walking about 30 miles every week, and am happy, reading this book will help everyone.

US bans good for Chinese chipmakers, and bad for us, says Taiwanese rival

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Re: Memo to Taiwan

I see it as America liking to "say" it supports Taiwan but not thinking much about the effect of its attitudes. The entire situation between China and America over Taiwan is politically stupid on both sides, it would be such a good future if all three countries were to just say that the political views need to be dropped and all three countries should work together in the future - that would benefit everyone (except Putin).

Oh, really? Microsoft worries multicloud complicates security and identity

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Re: So, let me get this right..

We've seen COVID make a huge mess of our working world until recently, but now we're seeing failed internet security becoming a massive problem too, effectively a CLOUD ovid. Maybe we need to "vaccinate" all internet accesses to start to recover?

Fingers crossed hopefully.

When it comes to database security it's down to people, not tech fixes, to save the day

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Kaspersky has had a good history

"We cannot fully rely on people, we can't fully rely on security solutions - it's a combination," she explained. "Of course some things will go wrong one day, but it's just a question of how well you have prepared for such conditions." - she's 100% accurate, certainly in today's environment it's seen as risky to trust Kaspersky but look at all the alternatives - the Google mail system anti-virus works very well too but they see everything in your emails whether they are infected or not ... I'm OK with Google doing that these days because the alternative environment (infected) is far worse.

India-based cybergang busted for selling fake KFC franchises

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FTFY Twitter

The Cyberabad Cyber Crime Wing has busted a standard franchise gang

Google's claims of super-human AI chip layout back under the microscope

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Super AI evilution?

If "machine-learning software can design better chips faster than humans" then how will this work for us over the next 100 thousand years?

Originally we were monkeys learning to climb trees by developing longer fingers to grasp the branches ... a very helpful evolution because now we can walk around everywhere holding a cell phone in our hand and posting on social media. Will we start to see Google telling us that our brains are no longer supported and that we need to upgrade to the new super-human AI chip brain?

Forget general AI, apparently zebrafish larvae can count

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Re: Wow ...

Yes, but it's a good suggestion of what might be the situation in our larger brains, we originally probably had brains that size when we were only fish, crawling onto the sandy beaches about three and a half billion years ago.

If scammers use your AI code to rip off victims, the FTC may want a word

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Re: Section 230 Safe Harbor

Here's some lyrics from an excellent culture, they describe what we need to do ...

"Don't judge a man by the way he looks, Judge him by his ways." - Jacob Miller, The Truth Has Come Again

Cisco kindly reveals proof of concept attacks for flaws in rival Netgear's kit

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Re: Watch out Everybody

In the office, cable network connections are much harder to hack and easier to defend and observe any fake internal access attempts. All you need to do is make the Internet access via a professional firewall that block all access except what you specifically need - that makes you a lot safer. Certainly it's harder to setup this operating method than just buying a Wi-FI network box that hasn't been hacked this week.

Originally a network was only setup by an expert technician and was not easy to play with, but nowadays we all go with "easy to use" devices and it seems that hacking and malware delivery attempts are continuous. This is just how I've seen networking change since 1975, there were a few hacks many years earlier but nothing like the daily hacking attempts these days.

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

I only see fish and plants as simple because I look at the way that we, and other animals, evolved to walk. We have evolved, but there is very little fossil evidence of intelligence longer ago than a hundred thousand years. Certainly other intelligent life in the Universe could be unique, basically we have no evidence, only guesswork as to what may exist although one potential factor is that we see the Universe as created by a Big Bang about 14 billion years ago ... initially as a fireball that exploded and planets and life probably taking a few billion years to appear at all.

I wonder if the initial creation of our Universe might have been a result of a total collapse of an older Universe about 20 billion years ago.

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Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

OK, I'm laughing ... but I think when you study the existence and history of life on our planet and the rest of our solar system, then the chances of life in the universe is 100% ... but mostly only microbes, fish, and plants. We've been searching for the possibility of intelligent life in the universe for years now and have only once seen what might be a slight chance but has no evidence ever since. So it looks like the possibility of intelligent life is so small that I suspect if any aliens saw us then they would be far too excited to fly past us quietly.

No reliable way to detect AI-generated text, boffins sigh

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Re: Too late for rules and ethics

I'm still typing with two fingers after learning to use a machine to generate text 60 years ago (an IBM Selectric).

Attackers hit Bitcoin ATMs to steal $1.5 million in crypto cash

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Re: A more general cloud computing reminder

When you see clouds, then it's probably going to rain somewhere, LOL here's an updated Brendan Behan quote:

"I have never seen a situation so dismal that a cloud couldn't make it worse."

Space dust that regularly hits Earth could contain proof of alien life

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Great Science!

This is an excellent description of the chance of life in the Universe, for years we've been looking for distant radio signatures but never considered how life evolved on our planet. Dr. Neil Shubin has released several books that explain how we became life - they are all wonderful and very helpful to read - if you find this article interesting then start reading Neil Shubin's explanations, he's so damn smart!

We know that life on our planet changed when the dinosaurs were extincted after an asteroid struck the Earth but had it been a bigger asteroid then our "life" would have been reduced to dust in the universe, which landing on another planet could have evolved into new life. I see the evidence described by Neil Shubin as virtual proof that life exists everywhere in the universe although looking at our planets history then the chances of intelligent life in the universe is very low, but not non-existent. However plants and fish may be surprisingly common because they have evolved so easily in our planetary environment although the chances of seeing anything like this on the rest of our sun's planets is virtually zero, life on Mars is the only slight possibility locally. But 40 light years away is seem almost 100% likely.

Europe's right-to-repair law asks hardware makers for fixes for up to 10 years

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A few years ago a cat chewed my daughters friends' Apple DC power supply cord, the Apple store offered to replace the power supply for $150 but I just used a little solder and heat-shrink to fix the cable for her for free - it only took three minutes to repair it, including the safety testing after the repair.

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A repair regulation requiring that not only are devices repaired, but they are designed to be repaired, will have a significant effect on the current climate issues. Think about all the efforts made to create all the items and components that we have to throw in the trash can when the phone battery dies, or a computer working great and running Windows 7 can't be upgraded to any of the later operating systems - virtually all of which have been "upgraded" to force users to throw away their old systems.

Microsoft keep upgraded their operating system, stopping old computers from being kept used. But think how life would go in America and a lot of other countries if the gun manufacturers keep "upgrading" their guns to use 1mm larger bullets every two of three years and then stop making the old bullet sizes.

Stanford sends 'hallucinating' Alpaca AI model out to pasture over safety, cost

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Re: "safety"

I can't remember how many years ago this was but I do remember reading stories in El Reg about good things that happened (icon) ... I think this was about seven years ago so these days I'd flip the icon over with most stories.

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

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Re: Where were the blockers during the USA's illegal war against Iraq?

Look at history ... was there ever a war that created a major improvement in the world? Look at all the original Roman wars history, every one of them created a mess and ever since then (i.e. early BC) we keep seeing the same stupidity in every country. People say that WWII was good but then look at our stupidity that create it after WWI.

Hospital to test AI 'copilot' for doctors that jots notes on patient care

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Re: Why AI???

Computer medicine has been documented for a long time now ....

BianLian ransomware crew goes 100% extortion after free decryptor lands

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Let's take full control of our borders!

That was the essence of the Brexit arguments and now we're being told "We have full control of our borders!" But malware, viruses and phishing emails sail though our "network borders" every few seconds so was this an issue that nobody noticed or even discussed back on 23 June 2016? Well, malware and viruses were relatively uncommon back then, at least the way I'm seeing them every hour these days, so networkwise we have no control of our borders at all these days and the current handling is to let everything cross the network border and then hopefully stop them if we notice them.

UNIX co-creator Ken Thompson is a… what user now?

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Re: ...on the feeble pretext that he designed the C language.

A Good response! I saw the same things, learning languages myself as they appeared was never too bad after figuring out how to write 8080 code with a pencil originally and then teaching myself everything else. When Pascal appeared I started using it and then I ended up having to teach a college teacher how to use it. LOL, helping was not an unusual event and the two of us got everyone else up and running with Pascal that week.

When Apple computers first appeared the company I was working for bought them for all the salesmen and I had to get them up and running for them but have ever used one much myself. Originally computers would appear and "updates" were only optional so everything was easy. These days "updates" are happening all the time and making a mess of the user environment daily.

AI-generated art can be copyrighted, say US officials – with a catch

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Re: Eventually you will end up with a situation where

"Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do" - the author said this when he was being nailed on the cross by AI (Antichristian Idiots).

Here's how Chinese cyber spies exploited a critical Fortinet bug

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Re: Suspected Chinese criminal spys?

I guess we are thinking that these hacker criminals are not smart enough to avoid revealing their IP addresses - but couldn't a criminal smart enough to create these malware infections, also be smart enough to hide their location by hacking someone else to deliver the malware? Basically the internet environment makes it possible to be located in one place and appear to be somewhere else - so it's not easy to know where all this activity actually exists.

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

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Words "meanings" are always open to interpretations

For example, Bob Marley wrote the song titled Kinky Reggae with the line .... "I saw Miss Brown, She had brown sugar, All over her booga-wooga"

And everyone who never had to work in Jamaica thinks it's a rude female joke, not the fact that Miss Brown had been working to harvest sugar cane and was wearing the booga-wooga shoes. Get some sugar cane in your world and you'll end up with brown sugar on your shoes. I've always seen this song as Bob Marley laughing at (and with) everyone loving reggae, so many of his songs have "other" meaning buried deep in them that they are wonderful!!!!

UK.gov bans TikTok from its devices as a 'precaution' over spying fears

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What does "app" mean?

Is it "All Privacy Publication"? Is TikTok implementing an unusual form of data un-privacy that's vastly different from some much stuff these days? It might well be doing that but if we are using Google, Windows, Apple etc etc etc etc then is the environment similar? It seems that everything we do these days is aimed at collecting information and then sending adverts or malware.

I did a search on Google last week to see if there was a Biggles book available that I don't have and now I'm getting junkmails from "Biggles" ... I even see emails from my mothers name too - she's 100 and has never used computers at all, clearly whatever I do is being monitored and probably sold.

Pair accused of breaking into US law enforcement database, posing as cops

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Re: Police posing as crims and victims, crims posing as police?

Police and Thieves ... everywhere.

Microsoft: Patch this severe Outlook bug that Russian miscreants exploited

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Re: Crap Software R Us

Not too astonishing, all the criminals are working from home and there are a hell of a lot more of them than corporate programmers working to upgrade yesterdays bugs with some new ones. That's not a criticism, it just the way things are going everywhere these days. Our daily malware arrivals are up 50% today but we're just busy blocking them all because the mail server AV was updated yesterday, not today yet.