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Packet switching pickle prompts potential pecuniary problems

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Re: Back in my NetWare days

We had the same problem - the UK accounting folks wanted direct access to the US accounting so we were ordered to install an ISDN connection for them ... after the first months $1200 bill they decided that it wasn't that important.

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

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I'm not complaining

Back in the 90's I was at a January conference in Washington, DC when my company boss told me that their installation engineer was sick and I needed to fly to Melbourne Australia to install a system that had just been delivered. Installation and training would take about a week - I said that I'd only bought a coat and a change of clothes to the conference, he said, "No problem just get what you need."

So I switched my tickets, flew down to the Australian summer and bought a new summer wardrobe - it was hot, so I picked up a couple of Akubra hats too - they have lasted so well. When I returned I submitted my expenses with a note that the instructions had come from the company director. No problems for me.

That marketing email database that exposed 809 million contact records? Maybe make that two-BILLION-plus?

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Re: How about a change?

blank.org has been secure for years.

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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It's not just Google, Facebook and Amazon that are the problem

The real problem is that the larger the corporation gets, the easier it is to avoid paying taxes. It's endemic - remember that in the US corporations are people too - for many people in the US, taxes end up being voluntary unless you are poor, or middle-class - then you need to pay. Warren's proposal will piss off the people running both parties.

FBI warns of SIM-swap scams, IBM finds holes in visitor software, 13-year-old girl charged over JavaScript prank...

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So society prosecutes a 13 year old for Javascript but lets Equifax sail off on vacation.

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Re: Pandora

If you remember, all the evils and miseries were let out of Pandora's box ... but the reason that we didn't all leap off the cliff was that false hope was let loose into the world too ... unhackable right ?

Tech security at Equifax was so diabolical, senators want to pass US laws making its incompetence illegal

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Re: Why would they do anything?

Just look at what's happened since the hack, big bonuses and retirement for the executives, they fired a few of the low paid techs and now it's business as usual - their share price is rising again.

No need to worry, it wasn't their data that was lost was it? These companies make money by selling information about third-party entities so security was always relatively insignificant - what they really worked hard at was making people pay to access the credit profiles.

Dear Britain's mast-fearing Nimbys: Do you want your phone to work or not?

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I went 62m up to the top of the Monument (Great Fire of London) last year and was surprised to find that cell phone service was much worse at the top than the bottom.

Guess who's addicted to GitHub, busy on Slack, stuck in 2015? No, not another hipster: It's the Slub backdoor malware

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While I may bitch about starting Firefox and Chrome and seeing nothing for a minute while they update, you are correct - automated patching is the only real defense. I wonder what other groups are getting hacked or monitored by this approach - we've got a lot of faff running around this month, could there be other fingers in the pie too?

Me? I've stopped reading the News, it's too depressing most of the time.

'Java 9, it did break some things,' Oracle bod admits to devs still clinging to version 8

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Updates

It's not a big deal really - when did an update not break something? Don't panic - there will be another update soon.

TalkTalk kept my email account active for 8 years after I left – now it's spamming my mates

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Re: It is too late

I see emails from various old friends names @yahoo.com all the time but when you look at the email headers they are all originating in Asia - but all that means is that some spammer found an open relay. Significantly most spam arrives during working hours which suggests to me that the majority is coming via hacked computers in the corporate world.

From hard drive to over-heard drive: Boffins convert spinning rust into eavesdropping mic

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Re: I'll file this in the ...

It's a good example of how you can use a sensor - sensors are everywhere. Suppose you don't like Google listening to your cellphone microphone ... and you disable it. Feel safe now? .... But the phone still has an accelerometer so it can still listen to you if you take the same approach as they are documenting here.

Uber won't face criminal charges after its robo-car killed woman crossing street

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Re: DISGUSTING

Uber is a corporation, in the US corporations are very rarely charged with causing deaths because corporations aren't people, "Corporations don't kill people, people kill people." There were no people involved, it was software/hardware that caused the homicide, the Uber driver just failed to stop it and that's an accident, not a crime in the corporate world.

If Uber get away with this then there's no reason for them to worry, they can disable the breaking systems completely and just speed through town like a corporate bowling ball delivering their passengers to their destination in minutes.

That's the "anti" view anyway - but the real issue here is that our society has stopped caring about the fate and well-being of everyone except the wealthy. Do you think we'd even be having these discussions if the Uber had T-boned a Bugatti and killed the driver?

UK Ministry of Justice: Surprise! We tested out biometric tech in prisons and 'visitors' with drugs up their bums ran away

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I wonder how many of those "running away" were either wardens or hired by wardens to make deliveries?

The infamous AI gaydar study was repeated – and, no, code can't tell if you're straight or not just from your face

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Re: Anon for obvious reasons

While I'm not saying that you are wrong, can you name any study of anything that doesn't have a bias of some kind?

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: couldn't get one or couldn't get one in time?

Not really, the passport and immigration service was not affected by the shutdown - I applied to renew my passport three days prior to the shutdown and it arrived two weeks later.

NSA may kill off mass phone spying program Snowden exposed, says Congressional staffer

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Same old, same old, oswald ...

The metadata collection has been going on for many years, all Snowden did was to get the media to wake up and look at it (shock, horror, zzzzzz). This reporting is accurate, it's just a move in a chess game to distract everyone from reality. Intelligence services have never killed off anything off the record ... Mandy Rice Davies applies.

Official science: Massive asteroids are so difficult to destroy, Bruce Willis wouldn't stand a chance

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Alien

The Later Lite Bombardment?

Sure, this sort of risk is worth scientifically evaluating but the chances of it happening are extremely low unless the oort cloud gets disturbed - occasionally a decent size chunk of rock will amble along but the chances of even getting one large enough to make a small crater are vanishingly small. Personally I think the risks to the planet come far more from human stupidity (climate change, politicians and social media idiots) than the occasional alien throwing stones at us.

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Re: Of course not, you need the whole team

Don't forget Michael Bay, he'd make a big difference.

Cheap as chips: There's no such thing as a free lunch any Moore

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Re: We can't separate them easily anymore

Works for me, I just replaced my old HP laptop's spinning disk drive with a new SSD and Moore's law kinda kicked in - way faster and good for another few years.

UK.gov's Verify has 'significantly' missed every target, groans spending watchdog

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Re: What a surprise!

For the people who designed the system, registering is easy - you just get one of your personal secretaries to do it ... they don't understand why anyone would have problems documenting where they lived 10 tears ago (typo sic).

McAfee: Oops, our bad. Sharpshooter malware was the Norks' Lazarus Group the whole time

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Re: "state hackers weren't smart enough for false flags"

In this game you hide some things and leave others out in the sunlight - when the malware is discovered in the sunlight people often stop looking under the stones nearby.

For example, here's my guaranteed method of always hitting someone with a snowball. You make two snowballs and you throw one at them in a high curve, the target person will watch it as it comes down towards them to make sure it doesn't hit them - so you throw the second snowball straight at them and you'll hit them every time. It's never failed me.

UK banking was struck by one IT fail every day for most of 2018

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Re: IT Failure?

It was just "the cloud" ... face it, the main function of cloud computing is to generate income to the "cloud providers" reliability is just a competitive feature that aids sales. If you move to the cloud then you're moving all support and reliability to the cloud ... and we all know what clouds do, don't we?

WannaCry-hero Hutchins' trial date set, Microsoft readies Google's Spectre V2 fix for Windows 10, Coinhive axed, and more

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Re: We the Rabbits ...

There seems to be no evidence of malfeasance at all - yes, he worked in the dark world but then so do the police ...

Band banned, Tarka arrives on Windows 10 and Visual Studio hits RC status

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What does Microsoft actually DO these days?

We've had years of them introducing new products and then dropping them - sure, you may think that you own a nice Surface laptop today but it will be gone in a few years, replaced by the next "new" thing. Windows 10 is hanging in there but it's still not reliable (except at slurping your data) and it's widely hated - most users would upgrade to Windows 7 if they had a chance, Visual Studio get an "upgrade" every 18 months but all it does is shuffle the deck, add a few cards and leave a few in the trash can.

It's not your imagination: Ticket scalper bots are flooding the internet according this 'ere study

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When I bought tickets to see the Rolling Stones back in the 70's at Earls Court, you had to send them a cheque in the mail and then a week or so befoe the show you either got the cheque mailed back to you or tickets - I got six tickets and we all went down to see them with The Meters - a fantastic show!

The point is that delay between issuing the tickets and knowing that you had a seat made a big dent in the scalpers - you can'r resell a ticket that you don't have, and if everyone knows that the tickets have not been issued (or guaranteed to be provided) then any "tickets" on sale are fakes and you can track down the "resellers" and prosecute them.

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Welcome to the modern world

Nothing is illegal unless you get caught - and then you just say sorry and walk away. Facebook will suffer no penalties for breaking the law - hardly anyone does these days, you just move on to the next project/victim. Unless of course you are poor - then you pay the price - poor people should know better, rich people/corporations just have to apologise for making innocent mistakes.

Three-quarters of crucial border IT systems at risk of failure? Bah, it's not like Brexit is *looks at watch* err... next month

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Re: Schadenfreude Popcorn

I've given up worrying about it - I'm heading for Project Beer ... it's the only sensible path left.

Moneybags Buffett on ditching Oracle stake: I don't think I understand where the cloud is going

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I don't always agree with Buffett's statements but when I look back at his actions over the years he's never been that wrong. If you don't understand an environment that you'd be just gambling to invest or work in it. Most modern "investment" companies act like legalized gambling companies, "Give us your money and we'll make you rich (unless of course - check the small print - we don't)."

Who needs malware? IBM says most hackers just PowerShell through boxes now, leaving little in the way of footprints

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It's a feature that we requested

For years people complained that UNIX system were much better than Windows for system administration because so much housekeeping can be automated with a small shell script - Microsoft listened to us and along came Power Shell ... and the hackers are demonstrating what a powerful shell script can do to the system.

"Live and Learn" used to be a phrase everybody used, but who learns from history these days?

Jeez, what a Huawei to go: Now US senators want Chinese kit ripped out of national leccy grid

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Re: Lobbying

It's just a side effect of a "Black Swan" government - sure, lobbying is a part of this but generally it's the politicians in power "playing to the base" ... wait until 2020 when election season rolls around - it will get much worse.

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Chinese food is slightly different all over the world, the cooks adjust it to meet local expectations ... much like what we call "Indian" food - everyone cooks up what the locals will buy.

'God, Send Mobiles,' the industry prayed back in the '90s. This time, 5G actually has it covered

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Coverage? We've heard of it.

But will 5G coverage be any better than 4G?

China's tech giants are a security threat to the UK, says Brit spy bigwig

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Re: Suppliers

Once upon a time, many many years ago, we used to make the kit ourselves - but then corporations figured out that they could make more money by moving production elsewhere - the UK used to have a solid electronics industry but it's just evaporated over the last 50 years. We've lost the ability to make the kit and there's no serious interest in building the infrastructure (and education system) to support UK production any longer - all the chums running the country see that it's more profitable to close down UK based companies and move the design, development, and production overseas.

This has been going on for a long time.

Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive

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Re: I'm going to speculate...

More likely air frame or catastrophic engine failure - the TSB will figure it out but it will take months.

Watchdog asks UK.gov to reissue freedom of information guidance after councils are told to STFU about Brexit plans

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This is going to be embarrassing

The FOI requests will force everyone to admit that they have no plans ... oh wait, no there are some plans - everyone's booked vacations abroad in April. Trotters Up!

Nokia 9: HMD Global hauls PureView™ out of brand limbo

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Does it also make phone calls?

We keep seeing these new mobile phones appearing but the last "feature" that gets mentioned (in fact completely skipped in this story) is the ability to make reliable phone calls - even if you're holding it wrong. But we still call it a mobile phone ... duh!

How politics works, part 97: Telecoms industry throws a fundraiser for US senator night before he oversees, er, a telecoms privacy hearing

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Re: Draining the swamp

Draining the swamp actually worked, we can thank Trump for that - he's exposed all the evil creatures that have lived out of site in the mud for years. Now we can see them running the government, prior to Trump it was never this obvious.

Google: Hmm, this government regulation stuff looks important. Let's stick some more lobbyists on that

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SOP

This behavior is just standard operating procedure in the corporate world - you see exactly the same behavior everywhere - Oil Industry, Tobacco, Healthcare, Insurance, Defense, IT etc etc.

BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello tablet and a beanbag on the floor

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When I visited Holland they were very happy to serve me beer with breakfast! Way better than UKippers.

Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror

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Re: Ironing

It's a real sport - look up Extreme Ironing. It's challenging but a lot of fun!

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Re: Fitness trackers can be tricky

They are just sensors ... the "fitness tracking" is in the back-end and the money is in the marketing to the users based on recorded activity estimates.

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It's not just young kids ...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

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Is it an oxymoron?

I think it's just a marketing term for a poor database... no different really from "search engine" - who cares about Truth and Reality when you can market crap and make billions?

EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic

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Meh

The Nest cameras have microphones and it's a useful feature, you can get an alert when the camera hears something - this is all in the product descriptions so it's not too surprising that their Home Guard product had a microphone. These things are designed by geeky engineers so why the big surprise if they added a microphone but thought that if they hadn't turned it on and written an code to access or use it then when the engineer talks to the sales folks it's not part of the product.

Would everyone be running around in circles screaming if the Nest designers had put an accelerometer in the device and not mentioned it? (clue - you have to be a hardware engineer to understand the question)

Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one

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Spam coming soon

When the domain costs $1,000+ you see no spam domains but when you get down to the $17 level we'll all be getting spam and fishing expeditions on a regular basis. And when that happens I'll blacklist the entire TDL at the mail server. There's a silver lining to every "cloud" ...

NASA boffins show Moon water supply could – er, this can't be right? – come from the Sun

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Angel

Look at the big picture

This explains the massive quantity of water in our solar system (including the Oort cloud) and tells us that virtually every other planetary system with a main sequence star will be drenched in water and therefore life. So life is probably universal, intelligent life is probably very rare ... it may simply be a momentary blip (looking around me these days this seems to be the case).

Data breach rumours abound as UK Labour Party locks down access to member databases

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Formby also pointed out that the info will likely reveal a person's political opinions, which makes it "special category" data that is entitled to increased protections under the law.

The entire issue could have been avoided by simply scrapping the MP's Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/LinkedIn profiles.

Oracle: Major ad scam 'DrainerBot' is rinsing Android users of their battery life and data

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SNAFU again

But aren't "fake ad impressions" standard these days? None of the gaffa advertising companies (Google, Apple, Feckin' Facebook, and Amazon) really care because they have their fingers in the cash stream pulling out their profits for "advertising" ...

No yoke: 'Bored' Aussie test pilot passes time in the cockpit by drawing massive knobs in the air

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KEEP DOING IT!!!!!

100% approval - it's so much healthier than reading about politics these days.