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Deloitte settled HPE's Autonomy lawsuit for $45m back in 2016 and agreed to cooperate with US DoJ

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Re: Yet another example....

Clearly if HPE win the case it will have demonstrated that they were stupid - if you remember at the time, that was what just about everyone was saying originally.

So basically HP will have a much better reputation in future if they lose the case.

Sadly, the catastrophic impact with Apophis asteroid isn't going to happen in 2068

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Re: Wish upon a star

The solar system has been rolling around for about 4.5 billion years now so the earth's orbit has pretty much cleared out all of the rubble - we've already been hit. All this means is the the chances of another big strike are low, but we have a few meteorites rolling around every year - so it might happen, but it might not.

Apple iPad torched this guy's home, lawsuit claims

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I suspect the issue is that modern device batteries are designed to be strong and small ... and not replaced or safe.

Does anyone remember their laptop having any issues like this back in the days when it booted up and MS-DOS prompted the user? Phones never had these problems when the battery compartment could be opened up and the battery replaced in less than 20 seconds.

Let's watch the lawsuit - will Michael Macaluso be counter sued for "causing" the fire?

Semi-autonomous cars sales move up a gear with 3.5 million units leaving forecourts

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Re: The plus side.

Smoking isn't going to be banned because the government, and companies that make political donations, are making money every time you buy a pack of cigarettes.

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Powered by software

So what happens when you are driving around and the screen says, "Updating, please reboot in ten minutes" ... but the boot's full ...

The car screen then says, "You battery is fully charged, rebooting now"

And the reboot completes with the message on the screen, "GPS is not working, please select the country that you are driving in, UK or EU" - of course to be safe the car would be in the middle of the road until you select the option.

Yes, there's nothing quite like braving the M4 into London on the eve of a bank holiday just to eject a non-bootable floppy

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Complaining does nothing

It's best to just fix the problem, show the user how to avoid it next time and just move on. After all, when it come down to things we're all users somewhere. I can fix computers but when it comes to cooking I'm just a "user" and will make an occasional error ... sorry, I thought I put sugar in the cookies, turns out it was salt.

‘Radiation upset’ confused computers, caused false alarm on International Space Station

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The sun's popty ping ...

We're heading into Solar Cycle 25 which is expected to peak by June 2025 so this might just be the start. The Carrington event was cycle 10's peak.

UK prime minister Boris Johnson reluctant to reveal his involvement in the OneWeb deal

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Re: Be kind to Boris

I was going to comment on Boris but I thought that it would be much better to head to the toilet and sit down for half an hour.

Cockup or conspiracy? Popular privacy extension ClearURLs removed from Chrome web store

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Re: It's about time the EU and DoJ acted to stop this.

Maybe Google should remove the Google Store for violating these issues?

Chrome 90 goes HTTPS by default while Firefox injects substitute scripts to foil tracking tech

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It's a big unimprovement

"this will improve performance since the delay incurred by redirection from an http:// endpoint to an https:// endpoint will no longer happen" ... but now everything have to run through the SSL translation.

Certainly HTTPS is essential for secure data access but the majority of websites are just junk - so I guess we'll have secure junk now?

Scammers tried slurping folks' login details through 70,000 coronavirus-themed phishing URLs during 2020

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Only 70,000? I guess spammers are working from home nowadays.

Browsing the Internet and opening emails is like walking around a firing range with a target strapped to your back and your phone in your hand, chatting on Twitter.

FreeBSD 13.0 to ship without WireGuard support as dev steps in to fix 'grave issues' with initial implementation

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Re: Hardware engineers vs Software Engineers

Netgate aren't "bad guys" ... they are simply not people who should be in charge of firewall software. Their hardware has been very good over many years - it's their "hardware" view of life applied to software that's the trouble.

Look at it this way, if you were going to write firewall software, what language would you chose? C, C++, Visual Basic, Java, or Python? What's more important - the ease of writing the code, or the security of the code?

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Hardware engineers vs Software Engineers

Netgate recently "updated" pfSense only to cause a lot of problems, I've used both pfSense and Netgate hardware for a great many years - as independent engineers they were both good, but once Netgate started writing software everything started to slide downhill. To quote a friend of mine from 40 years ago who used to design boards for PDP-11's; "One software writer thinks he can keep a dozen engineers busy but in fact one hardware engineer keeps 20 programmers busy."

Outsourced techie gets 2-year sentence after trashing system of former client: 1,200 Office 365 accounts zapped

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Re: No excuse for the criminal... or the company

Basically they are saying that it's not a crime to be stupid, it's just a crime to take advantage of stupid people, for example, in America it's a crime to open an unlocked car door and steal someone guns, but it's not a crime to leave them in an unlocked car.

"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump.

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Just just deleted an account

I was going to try out Office 365 but it was a pain to get it setup so I deleted it - I'm so happy now.

City of London Police warn against using ‘open science’ site Sci-Hub

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Re: children! terrrorists! illegal! dangerous! risk! threat! Russians! nukes! trolls! roubles!

"The site has also been tied to Russian intelligence services" - No, it's not been tied to the KGB, this is just a typical accusation with virtually zero evidence. These days, being accused quickly becomes "convicted" on social media.

Should we be saying that The City of London Police are tied to rapes? That would be just as bad a statement but at least there is some evidence suggesting that it's true as far as social media goes.

Being asked to rate fake news may help stop social media users sharing it, study finds

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Nothing new today

"False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by honest people who perpetuate the crime without knowing what they are doing." - Joseph de Maistre (about 200 years ago)

Partial beer print horror as Microsoft's printer bug fix, er, doesn't

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What caused this?

Were they patching a bug or adding a feature? It doesn't make any difference.

Swiss security provocateur who leaked Intel secrets indicted by US authorities

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Re: Meanwhile, the Solarwinds crackers ...

And when the NSA leaked Intel secrets ... what happened then?

Security pro's time-travelling Twitter bot suspended after posting download link for Adobe Acrobat for MS-DOS

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Re: Was't Acrobat reader always a free download?

Computers can drive down the road so you think they should not be allowed to do that while reading documents?

Where did the water go on Mars? Maybe it's right under our noses: Up to 99% may still be in planet's crust

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Clearly building all those canals led to a severe environmental impact!

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I think that this is a fascinating theory as to what may have happened, since Mars is relatively close to us then we may be able to investigate, it could explain a lot, possibly how lucky we are on the Earth.

Following Supreme Court ruling, Uber UK recognizes drivers as workers, offers min wage, holiday pay, pension

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£8.72 an hour for working?

But only £4.36 while driving past a school and £0.00 while stopped at a traffic light or waiting to make a turn onto the main road?

Google halves Android app fee to 15% for lower-earning devs... who aren't responsible for majority of revenue anyway

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Re: That's odd.

Ap stores are like brothels but brothels are less expensive.

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Re: Most apps are trash anyway

Most ads are trash anyway, I see a lot of ads when my fat fingers slide to the wrong side of an app option. I suspect that this is seen as a "feature" by Google.

Good news: An end is in sight for the COVID-19 pandemic. Bad news: Nitrogen dioxide pollution is on the up as life returns to normal

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Sliver linings in the clouds?

We should see a similar thing in England too, there's a lot fewer lorries crossing England from the EU to Ireland and back again - lower pollution is a potential benefit.

UK taxman plonks £23bn (sorry HMRC meant £23m) on the table, asks vendors: OK, so what can you do for us in terms of 'mobility services'?

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Re: so what can you do?

So that's about £420m a week but the NHS was only promised £350m a week.

Microsoft customers locked out of Teams, Office, Xbox, Dynamics – and Azure Active Directory breakdown blamed

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A system restore can take a while but generally Microsoft system restores normally work well - it's the highlight in a set of operating systems that suck. We'll all be back to normal in a few hours with any luck.

Exchange flaws could be much worse than thought: Six hacking groups suspected of using the zero days pre-patch

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We need to change the Internet

Easy access and performance have been the top priorities for years, security has always been just a "feature" - remember the old days when if you were driving around after an evening in the pub and it was never a problem unless you ran off the road a few times? Nowadays driving around is a security issue and doing it drunk is a crime, moving the driving world view into the Internet will not be easy but security needs to be a high priority - look at what's happening everywhere ... if it's connected to the Internet then it's at constant risk of getting hacked these days.

If we don't change the Internet then we'll keep getting hacked (see icon).

A borked bit of code sent the Hubble Space Telescope into safe mode, revealing a bunch of other glitches

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Cheers to NASA

Working in an environment that can have problems like this one, better testing might have helped but it's no guarantee. I think that NASA did very well to actually find the issue and fix it. I've worked with NASA engineers in the past and it's always been fun, they see complex problems and fix them even if it takes the rest of us days to even figure out what might be the problem.

Cheers and Beers to NASA for keeping Hubble running!

ZIPX files that aren't: Keep a weather eye out for disguised malware in email attachments

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Re: Security 101

I run the mail server and any email that arrives with a .zipx file or any one of about another 50 risky attachments is quarantined if it passes the AV tests - so the only serious risks are when people visit websites or use USB drives. At least we only have one computer with a 3.5 disk drive.... (LOL).

Another Windows 10 patch that breaks printers ups ante to full-on Blue Screen of Death

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Re: @Totally not a Cylon - "in some apps"?

And nowadays everyone is much happier running Windows 10 and getting messages; "After installing this update, another update will be available to fix this update"

Don't be a fool, cover your tool: How IBM's mighty XT keyboard was felled by toxic atmosphere of the '80s

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Re: Smoking

No smoking in my workspace, most of the keyboards died after being drowned in Coca-cola, one or two had issues with ketchup.

Huge if true: If you show people articles saying that Firefox is faster than Chrome, they'll believe it

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Speed means nothing

It's affected by the number of add-ons installed and the web sites that you visit ... how long does it take to get through the CAPTCHA? Is browser speed significant when all you are trying to do is click on all the squares with a mosquito in them?

Å nei! Norway's Stortinget struck by Microsoft Exchange malware

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FTFY

Norway's Parliament has joined the growing list of organisations hit by new features vulnerabilities in Microsoft's Exchange Server.

It's not just Microsoft, we see this everywhere, always new features being added to applications and then after a while the security bugs are fixed and then new features added ... only eleven updates to my Android phone today, I expect there will be more tomorrow.

Surprise: Automated driving biz finds automated driving safer than letting you get behind the wheel

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So what's next?

There a lot of "evidence" that AI and machine learning is much better than most humans (LOL), so should we stop sending kids to college now and just send their laptops to class? At least that meets the current lock down rules ... but wait, I was writing a joke and I just thought, if machines are better at driving and learning than humans then maybe Microsoft could create a new political party with an AMD Ryzen 5 5600X as Prime Minister?

Microsoft settles £200,000+ claims against tech support scammers who ran global ripoff from cottage in Surrey

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"sham technical support services"

I've had these calls too but, while they are "sham technical support services", they sound exactly like Microsoft's sham technical support services. I've spent months now trying to get OneDrive to install on a laptop and it keeps saying the installer is corrupted (even though the same image worked fine on another laptop) so I can see why people will fall for scammers like this - they simply finally appear to be an improvement of the standard Microsoft support.

Yes, Microsoft, they are scammers - but when you look at what Microsoft offers as support you can see why people fall for this.

So it appears some of you really don't want us to use the word 'hacker' when we really mean 'criminal'

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Re: a warning sign that your child is turning into a naughty hacker

LOL, rickrolled!

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Re: a warning sign that your child is turning into a naughty hacker

I've just hacked your post to create a simple link (it's the same link and it's good).

Intel CPU interconnects can be exploited by malware to leak encryption keys and other info, academic study finds

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Most of these vulnerabilities are a result of manufacturers building what users demand - all users are far more likely to buy "higher performance" items than wonder if the improvements have any security holes.

Remember that day in 2020 when you were asked to get the business working from home – by tomorrow?

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Re: I was telling customers....

I reset my old one, updated to W10 and gave it to a friends kid so that he could get back to school online - that was so much better than just "recycling" it.

Microsoft fixes four zero-day flaws in Exchange Server exploited by China's ‘Hafnium’ spies to steal victims' data

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Re: Why is Exchange so hackable?

So Exchange is hackable? Does this mean that No Such Agency has been hacked again leaking this?

I am hoping that the icon is accurate, and scared that it's not.

The 40-Year-Old Version: ZX81's sleek plastic case shows no sign of middle-aged spread

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Re: ZX81 option for Raspberry PI?

I like the idea of the Sinclair computers but I bought a SOL with a Kansas City tape interface because it was S100 based and gave me the ability to build my own boards for it ... The SOL is a beautiful computer although the keyboards need a little maintenance every 10-20 years - it's still running.

It would be interesting to build a SOL look-alike based on a Raspberry Pi (LOL).

The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

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Re: Many years ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die..." - Roy Batty

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Re: Learns?

"AI" will note that all patients die eventually so AI can demonstrate that medical treatments simply don't work. AI is simply dividing the writers IQ by zero.

While Reg readers know the difference between a true hacker and cyber-crook, for everyone else, hacking means illegal activity

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RE: "hacker" isn't the only term which changed meaning over time.

Sure, as a kid I loved faggots - my mum used to cook them and they always tasted great! But these days that would be considered a crime, both my parents would be jailed because my dad tied up bundles of sticks in the garden and then threw the faggots on the fire. Go back a few hundred years and all the European royal families were marrying children - we're happy banning the use of "hacker" for someone just fixing things but we're OK with their ancestors behavior.

But this is all an illustration of the stupid media world these days - language is not evolving, it's becoming corrupted because people start applying words incorrectly and they tell everyone that their views are wrong because a new view has just been posted on TwitBookGram.

Blind man sues Dell over inaccessible website

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Re: if it's cheap as hell

Google has made it far more important that web sites meet their mobile accessibility standards than anything else.

First Verizon, now T-Mobile: US carrier suggests folks use 2G to save battery

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200k boored

I love laughing at all these speed complaints because I keep remembering how fantastic it was to upgrade my computer interface from 300 baud to 1200 baud. It was wonderful!!!!!!!

Deno 1.8: Node.js alternative gets 'out of the box GPU accelerated machine learning'

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Re: Integers

I was listening to an application programmer recently, telling people that floating-point calculations were much faster than integer math when creating a file storage method. Looking at the files he is creating I see that he's storing a few tens of thousand 16x8 matrices, each with a row of one's and zero's stored using floating point values.

It only takes one easy solution to create problems.

Facebook decommissions 185 accounts run by Thai military

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Re: Social media and politics

We see a lot of news every year like this with the companies deleting large numbers of fake accounts that have been set up in these circumstances that they claim to have discovered. I don't think that this completely eliminates fakes, it's just making the fakers work harder at creating accounts that escape the social media monitors.

Google says once third-party cookies are toast, Chrome won't help ad networks track individuals around the web

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Re: The unasked questions is

The answer is that Google now owns "advertising" and is making moves that will eliminate competition.