* Posts by Version 1.0

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Adobe shareholders sign off on exec raises, with CEO Shantanu Narayen winning a plush $7m pay rise

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Working 281 times harder than most employees?

"... Narayen's compensation was 281 times that of the median employee..."

But in fact he's just making most employees work 281 times harder than he does. If you're an Adobe user and have a problem will he help? You're told to search the Internet for answers, so you need to do the work yourself ... that will give him a little ($7m) more next year.

US aviation regulator warns of mid-air collision risk if Garmin TCAS boxes are not updated

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Re: Can I just say that I love the euphemism there...

I've been there just as the plane was about to land in North Carolina, "sudden case of climb, turn, full power to the engines while us passengers cling onto the seats in front of us wondering WTF is going on!!" and then the pilot said, "Sorry about the sudden turn, I saw a tornado crossing the runway as we headed in" - I have a lot more trust in a pilot than an autopilot.

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Misturst in techknowedgy (sic)

Gosh, does this mean that airplanes will need to have human pilots in future? I don't trust technology but maybe I should turn auto-correct back on?

MI5 wants to shed its cocktail-guzzling posho image – so it's opened an Instagram account

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Is this a joke?

If you visit an Instagram account then they will have all your details ... I think most people are aware that this is how it works these days, but maybe they will be looking at global data collections and saying, "Oh look, this person never visits our social media accounts so they must be up to something to make sure we don't collect their data, we need to investigate..."

China has a satellite with an arm – and America worries it could be used to snatch other spacecraft

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Space Cowboys

It was a great movie and it predicted the future in many ways, you think the Chinese are the only people doing this sort of thing?

Do you expect me to talk? Yes, Mr Bond, I expect you to reply: 10k Brits targeted on LinkedIn by Chinese, Russian spies

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10,000 compromise attempts over five years was conservative

Nothing to worry about - just checked the mail-server, only 15,000 login attempts today.

Won't somebody please think of the children!!! UK to mount fresh assault on end-to-end encryption in Facebook

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So if we ban encryption?

Then let's ban clothing everywhere too - and maybe force all cars, buses, and airplanes to use the Wonder Woman "invisible" plane mechanism. If everything should be accessible to the police then maybe even politicians would have to tell everyone all the companies they are working for and how many wives and kids they have ...

Keep adding up all these results and banning encryption will be banned.

Brit authorities could legally do an FBI and scrub malware from compromised boxen without your knowledge

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updates "applied"

That's often not a problem because the next set of hackers will "update" the system to avoid any FBI/GCHQ issues.

Google's FLoC flies into headwinds as internet ad industry braces for instability

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How does El Reg feel about this?

A while back I posted on a NAS community support page that I was having a problem with a NAS. Since then I see an Ad at the bottom of all El Reg storied that says "Sponsored: Protect and recover your NAS and unstructured data" - No, I'm not upset about this because it might just be a coincidence and if it's not then this is just the way things go and hopefully El Reg is getting a little payment every time I visit.

Pentagon confirms footage of three strange craft taken by the Navy are UFOs (no, that doesn't mean they're aliens)

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It might just be Elon Musk testing a beta version of something.

Seeing a robot dog tagging along with NYPD officers after an arrest stuns New Yorkers

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Re: Facial Recognition Error

Sure, but facial recognition is almost as accurate as Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc., performing location recognition from your cell phone.

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Dogs are smarter than people

There have been no cases of dogs firing a gun at someone but thinking that they were going to taser them, although police dogs do occasionally bite children.

It was Russia wot did it: SolarWinds hack was done by Kremlin's APT29 crew, say UK and US

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Then there's a silver lining in the Cloud - once Russia jumps back into Afghanistan they may start to switch sides again. I don't think that any nation has ever managed to "win" a war in Afghanistan.

Microsoft received almost 25,000 requests for consumer data from law enforcement over the past six months

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Re: Poor Canary

Or maybe the Canary has just been stuffed and glued to the perch? It would cost more but there would be much less fuss about this if law enforcement just brought the data from Google, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

We're on our way already: Astroboffins find 5 potentially habitable Tatooine-like systems from Kepler 'scope

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Re: Life, but not as we know it?

We're been searching for intelligent life for about a hundred years now but never seen any evidence that it might exist, but finally NASA are offering some evidence that there might be intelligent life on Earth!

To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user

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RSX11M+

I never had any problems when DEC sent out updates, you couldn't lose an RL02 under a rack-mount PDP-11/23 ... but the DEC updates were simply and easy, instead of sending out complete set of new program images they just sent out the diff files so the updates are fast and easy to install. But the weird thing was, I used RSX11M and installed it for all our customers for years and never saw a operating system bug cause any end-user problems - the icon refers to the OS, not me.

Pigeon fanciers in a flap over Brexit quarantine flock-up, seek exemption from EU laws

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Re: Brexit.

Welcome to the pig eons, it's done so we're going to have to live with it for a long time.

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Re: Round trip?

Speckled Jim was very tasty

Microsoft OneDrive for Windows 7 drives off a cliff for business users

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What's going to cost more?

Upgrading to Windows 10 for free, or buying support for Windows 7? The problem is that Windows 7 extended support is limited, although that does means that your operating system "features" don't keep changing, so applications normally keep working.

"The big difference between software for money and software for free is that software for money usually costs a lot less." - Brendan Behan (updated for the modern world).

OMG! New free speech social network won’t allow members to take the Lord’s name in vain

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My friend Jesús

So Jesús Malverde will not be allowed to even be mentioned, you can't say Muhammad but it's OK to talk about Mohamed... and if you are a Rastafarian you can say "I" but not "I and I" ...

Got $10k to burn? Ultra-rare Piet Mondrian-esque Apple laptop is up for grabs on eBay

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Old computer advantages

They don't run a lot of the modern privacy theft applications - I've got a few Vista laptops that I've been using for specific tasks and jobs for years now - they work great and don't get to hang up for 10-20 minutes while Windows 10 updates with new "user" features every month or two. Just turn them on and they work great. Sure, I wouldn't go browsing the Internet with them but for day to day use they are so much easier to use than Windows 10.

What the FLoC? Browser makers queue up to decry Google's latest ad-targeting initiative as invasive tracking

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It's time to flush the toilet

Goodbye Chrome

Cracked copies of Microsoft Office and Adobe Photoshop steal your session cookies, browser history, crypto-coins

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Re: You're cracked if you're running cracked software

Sure, free software used to be written to help people do things - but these days "free" software serves the users advertisements, sells their data, and occasionally cracks their wallets if the "free" access is a result of someone hacking the registration. I've got a few free applications out there that people use but they were all written back in the old days to help people.

If I was trying to fund their replacements today then the corporate management would be telling me to harvest user data.

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You're cracked if you're running cracked software

These days all "free" software is going to make the user pay one way or another - looking at the worldwide market it would seem to be generally more profitable to sell users location and browsing data than their crypto wallets.

Key Perl Core developer quits, says he was bullied for daring to suggest programming language contained 'cruft'

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Re: It is fine

It’s not that Perl programmers are idiots, it’s that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done - Erik Naggum, comp.lang.lisp about 30 years ago.

This is normal, we've seen these arguments and comments for years, I can remember thinking that FORTRAN sucked ... because I was happier writing 8080 assembler but when I started to work with people writing FORTRAN instead of being taught it, I changed my view but wrote everything in Pascal and Modula-2 - but these days people say they are all old and retired ... yes let's rewrite everything in Java ... no that's too old, lets move to Rust this week. And in a few years we'll hear all these comments about all the languages we use today.

The "Best Language" is just the one you are good at.

It is 60 years since the first cosmonaut reached orbit and 40 years since the Shuttle first left the launchpad

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Re: Sputnik 1

A week later my dad showed me how to make a crystal radio.

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Sputnik 1

Nice article - I hadn't thought about it before but now I remember listening to Sputnik 1 and watching it sail across the sky as a kid. That might have been what started me getting interesting in electronics and then computers later.

NHS COVID-19 app update blocked by Apple, Google over location privacy fears

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They never store and share location data?

I'm pretty confident that Google stores and shares my phones location data all the time. I suspect that the NHS would be able to do this if they told Apple and Google that they were just using it to send users a few COVID-19 advertisements every time they browsed the Internet or used other apps.

Oracle vs Google: No, the Supreme Court did not say APIs aren't copyright – and that's a good thing

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Java 1

When Java first appeared it was promoted as a useful language that could work anywhere ... just like a cup of coffee, something that everyone could use. That's the way we did things back in the 90's, everyone put an effort into making things work!

These days we're busy suing people for doing that sort of thing.

Satellite collision anticipated by EU space agency fails to materialize... for now at least

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No Lego

El Reg, could we have a picture of this problem and its resolution please?

Amazon claims victory after warehouse workers in Alabama vote to reject union

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Re: Rejoice! Rejoice !

Trump chose the people who would vote for him, Amazon did the same thing. These days "voting" has become how the bastards in control maintain their control. Look at the US now, the Republicans are busy "fixing" Trumps problems by making it harder for their opponents to vote against him next time.

These days "democracy" has become a fight that you either win or lose.

Feature bloat: Psychology boffins find people tend to add elements to solve a problem rather than take things away

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This is like the old days of trying to write code that reads the keyboard as the user types by sampling the serial input... easy to do until the user presses the arrow keys to move the cursor around the text and the characters come faster than the routine is sampling and start getting dropped - what's the solution?

The standard solution was to increase the serial character sampling rate ... but the better solution was to move to an interrupt service routine - that always worked 100% whereas boosting the sample rate meant the CPU spent too much time waiting to a character as the user typed and dropped them occasionally.

Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children

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Re: Who was the developer?

"weight sensors under the seats makes a lot more sense" - It would be a start but strain gauges in the undercarriage mounts might be better. Every time I put a book in the passenger seat of my car the seat-belt light turns on.

What's this about a muon experiment potentially upending Standard Model of physics? We speak to one of the scientists involved

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Re: Douglas Adams

LOL, "Time is an illusion ..."

How do we stamp out the ransomware business model? Ban insurance payouts for one, says ex-GCHQ director

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Re: Real users

Or configure the mail server to remove all links from emails - remember the days when we all used to email friends .exe files? Back then it was not a problem, these days it's a disaster.

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Re: sending emails with embedded links

Charge a fee per email and you will start getting invoices claiming that you have sent a 1000 emails last week and that you need to pay the invoice in bitcoin quickly otherwise you will be disconnected from the internet.

Adding little fees isn't going to stop anything, the internet is designed to always work, security was not an issue for years after the internet first appeared - it needs a complete redesign.

Belgian police seize 28 tons of cocaine after 'cracking' Sky ECC's chat app encryption

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Job opportunities ?

Maybe there are organizations out there that would pay developers to create their own encryption apps? This is actually a good example of how encryption that is sold as "100% secure" ... in reality is not 100% safe, regardless of where you use it.

IBM creates a COBOL compiler – for Linux on x86

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Re: COBOL

The great "feature" of COBOL is that you virtually never need to provide independent documentation of the code functions - it's so totally readable. Sure, you can create issues if you have problems but then just reread the code and it's normally completely obvious.

Mathematics has not changed since COBOL first appeared so it's still functional because 1+1 still equals 2.

Imagine your data center backup generator kicks in during power outage ... and catches fire. Well, it happened

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Re: Test, test, and test some more!

This reminds me of the problem experienced by a hospital in Houston TX. Downtown was flooded and the hospital generators, which had always passed their tests, all failed - closing the hospital down completely.

They were installed in the basement.

In a devastating blow to all eight of you, Microsoft pulls the plug on Cortana's Android, iOS apps

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Re: I can truthfully state that Google have never done that once!

I wonder when Android will be added to that list? Probably a year to two.

Japan tests digital currency, because all the cool kids are doing it already

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Crypto vs Banking

A bitcoin money transfer takes less then 30 seconds, a wire-transfer takes about 5-7 days ... but converting your bitcoin into bank cash can take a while. The banks are busy tell everyone to signup for an on-line account because that's "money" but the reality is that online banking and crypt-currency are just electrons running around on the Internet.

Facebook says dump of 533m accounts is old news. But my date of birth, name, etc haven't changed in years, Zuck

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Re: I need to look this up

El Reg knows but I'm not going to post it, I just looked up the domain name value of my name, it's $13,209 although it's still for sale. LOL, I'm laughing, Google shows 1,100,000 search results but less than half of them are me. I'm very happy to remain anonymous.

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I need to look this up

It would be interesting to find my details in the Facebook dump because I've never had a Facebook account. I tried to sign up back in the early days - using my real name and personal details - but Facebook refused to open an account because my real name sounded like a fake name to them. After several attempts to create an account they told me that they told me that they would sue me if I tried to setup an account again.

I am so grateful to Facebook!

Over a decade on, and millions in legal fees, Supreme Court rules for Google over Oracle in Java API legal war

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What does Microsoft think?

Microsoft launched MS-DOS by copying the CP/M interface - I'm not going to complain because it help me write a bunch of MS-DOS programs early on and Gary Kildall seemed to have no concern that they were copying his work, but that was decades ago and in those days we were all running around getting things working - with very little thought about lawsuits.

Wi-Fi slinger Ubiquiti hints at source code leak after claim of ‘catastrophic’ cloud intrusion emerges

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They were only accessed

When someone has broken though your security (I'm not going keep saying "hacked") then you have to assume that everything may have been accessed, not just the couple of items that you eventually noticed after a while.

What does "accessed" mean, just one thing or everything? The only people who are certain are the ones who broke in.

QNAP caught napping as disclosure delay expires, critical NAS bugs revealed

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Re: A safe connection to the Internet

Sure - the QNAP boxes seem to be pretty good, I've got nothing against them - I just think that bugs like this are unfortunately quite common. If I have to run anything on the Internet then I run it behind a firewall and isolated from the internal network to reduce the risks if it's hacked - I always assume that hacking to possible, I hope that it's not but I'm not going to risk thinking that it's not.

I do believe that with some decent precautions, your own NAS data is safer than cloud storage.

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A safe connection to the Internet

Turn the power switch off.

We don't know all details and history of this latest vulnerability but the chances are that it's a result of a feature being updated. Companies that build devices that connect to the Internet, normally invest effort in making them secure, but then features are added and independently updated - resulting is this type of problem.

The solution? If Google was making these devices then the NAS operating system would be updated every six months, and the NAS web server, DLNA server and other NAS apps would be updated few days like my Android phone updates. - I think that this guarantees Internet security, the bugs aren't fixed - they are just moved every few days to prevent hacking make it difficult to reliably hack the device.

Apple begins rejecting apps that use advertising SDKs for fingerprinting users

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Google is telling users that Hangouts needs to be replaced by a bunch of different apps, each one will have a unique privacy policy and boost the total data collection for Google to sell.

More apps = more data = more money

Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

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My car has auto-lights, I never need to even think about it, they turn on and off automatically ... until I take the car in for service and they turn the lights off when it goes into the service area. So I pick the car up and drive around in the daylight for a day or two until I end up in the dark one morning, driving around and wondering why it's so dark outside ... LOL, and then suddenly remember why.

Turns out humans are leading AI systems astray because we can't agree on labeling

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Mistaking a a three-way intersection for a four-way intersection sounds like drunk driving - perhaps we need to ban the coders writing the AI software, and those selecting the learning images, from drinking?