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NHS in Wales bets big on Microsoft with deal worth nearly half a billion

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Re: How much?

Almost all corporations (not just Microsoft) are busy offering totally secure functionality even though this requires additional update payments from users. This is very good because they offer a lot of support to their users when the hackers start working to break into their applications and functionality. Imaging how much the corporate income would go down if hacking was stopped - we're seeing hacking increase every year now, and corporate income going up too, hackers seem to be making everyone (except themselves) very wealthy.

It's the same environment we see in the USA, people get shot around towns all the time and we're told that the bast way to stop this is for everyone to buy more guns, and walk around town with a pistol in their pocket.

50 years ago, the all-rookie, final Skylab crew returned to Earth

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Historical songs

In 1973 the first record album describing the space environment appeared - The Miraculous Hump Returns from the Moon by Sopwith Camel. It was only slightly popular originally although my girlfriend painted the lyrics all over the house when it was released ... so many songs that described a view of what was happening "The old man himself is mad as a loon, cause all his kids are singing a tune, look out Pa there's monkeys on the moon!"

Originally America and Russia were only competing ... "The archangel's sleeping, the devil is weeping, the heavenly host is white as a ghost."

Closure of Windows 10 upgrade path still catching users by surprise

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Re: That means no re-installs?

All "upgrades" these days are designed to upgrade corporate income, so often when you try to upgrade to the new Windows version, then you are told that buy a new computer. And the hackers are all working on the new upgraded Windows versions.

US regulators crack down on AI playing doctor in healthcare

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Re: Crackdown on AI being used to determine eligibility??

Insurance companies want you to be sick so that they can make a lot of money, if you are not sick then they will just bill you for talking to you.

Think tank funded by Big Tech argues AI’s climate impact is nothing to worry about

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Re: “Have a cigarette, kid”

But in Australia the kid would reply, "But tell me what time's fuckin' smoko? What time do we knock off? And I'm busting for a fuckin' shit so where's the thunderbox? And do we get our daily rollie weed and six cold cans of piss?"

NASA finally launches PACE Earth science satellite

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Re: Agenda

Monitoring the water on our planet is going to be very useful, essentially water initially helped the creation of life after the planet stabilized in the early years. I expect that NASA's interest is that seeing how life is on our planet will lead NASA to being able to look at other planets that have the potential of life. After reading Neil Shubin's "Your Inner Fish" book about our creation and his highly technical "Some Assembly Required: Decoding Four Billion Years of Life, from Ancient Fossils to DNA" book too, I believe that they also define how life has probably been created to exist throughout the Universe - "life" not just aliens.

So we have the potential of being miraculous life!

Raspberry Robin devs are buying exploits for faster attacks

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Let's make a tack to computing.

"The fact that these executables were 64-bit only hints towards outside development, since Raspberry Robin was developed for both 32-bit and 64-bit architectures."

We see this everywhere ... but how secure would a 16-bit CPU operating system be? Certainly a little slower than today's computing but a nice slow CPU with only 16-bit calculations would be a lot harder to process malware installations. How much malware is available for installation on a CP/M system? But Windows ran fine in those days too.

Back in the slow CPU days with a 300bpm network we saw virtually no infections, all of today's risks are mostly a result of a much more powerful computing world. But other unrelated environments work exactly opposite, a 70mph speed limit reduces accidents, upgrading roads to set the 70mph limit as a minimum speed (arresting anyone only driving at 60mph) would not help. I just think we need a very large change in our computing world to be safer like we used to be.

Sorry, scammers: The FCC says AI robocalls are definitely illegal

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Re: A global solution

I've been getting AI-generated voice robocalls for a while, asking me if they can talk to me about my health requirements, I assume that their action is to use AI to transfer my vocal response to text, "Tank U eye am two fun king healthy, mine aim is dick, bud eye am not floppy"

Work to resolve binary babble from Voyager 1 is ongoing

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Angel

Certainly, but it's worth remembering Albert (icon) Einstein's view that "... time is an illusion."!

Bank boss has pay slashed after presiding over tech outages in 2023

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An updowngrade might help

We never say any issues like this in the 1950's to 1960's ... back in the days when even Donald Trump was running everything quite well with no complaints and no computers. If banking was only recorded in their internal paperwork then it would be easy for all the bankers to see problems too but they would be able to see a fix and do it.

I remember starting to learn everything back in the 50's, I started drinking beer when I was 4 years old and have never had any personal problems since then.

The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns

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Your internet is deadly infected these days.

Potentially as a result of the early days of government abuse to spy on everyone on the internet, the internet has the "ability" to be deadly infected everywhere. Effectively government actions taught the cyber-criminal environment how to get started and now there are no discussions about making the internet totally secure - so effectively both governments and cyber-criminals see 100% security as a problem.

Ignore Uncle Sam's 'voluntary' cybersecurity goals for hospitals at your peril

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I've been able to ignore this for years

I worked with a programmer to create a few technical applications for hospitals about 18 years ago that the American military also found useful - the initial discussions with the military users resulted in an update that totally eliminates all internet access requirements or even abilities. We find the local network but are completely inaccessible via the internet, I see a ton of outside malware workers trying to hack us and always failing because our applications completely eliminate internet access, only allowing local network access if the user does it and we are blocking all external access.

My attitude is that if you are trying to hack us then stick your finger up your arse to feel better.

That's not the web you're browsing, Microsoft. That's our data

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I'm a Windows User, but Microsoft hates me because I'm still using Windows 7 everywhere - using Windows 7 and Office 2010 gets everything done quickly and easily and no bloody adverts and data theft doesn't even exist. The laptop boots up fully function in a few seconds with no half hour waits for crappy updates.

Survey: Over half of undergrads in UK are using AI in university assignments

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Re: Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

When I got a calculator at school I showed my dad, and he gave me a calculation (what's a third of the diameter of a 13.25 inch circle?) to show him the answer while using his slide rule to get the results. He showed me the answer on his slide rule much faster than I could get an answer with the calculator. I laughed when my second calculation was accurate :-)

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Re: An easy solution

I agree with the plan to ban students from using AI but wait ...

Look at how much AI is used in every other environment that we all work in and use, if we're going to ban the students then let's BAN Google and all AI applications.

US starts 'emergency' checks on cryptocurrency power use, citing winter power demands

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Re: Straw man

I quit cryptocurrency a couple of years ago as a result of these issues but before then I had been running a bitcoin generator in my home office during the winter for years - the generator heating cost me money that bitcoin paid for with a bonus for me. The original bitcoin concept was very good, but criminal activity has made it embarrassing these days so I'm just paying to stay warm in the winter.

The FCC wants to criminalize AI robocall spam

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Re: Glad this nonsense

In America I get spam AI calls several times a day ... I assume they are using AI to process my speech so I play Jenny Talia singing F.O.C.U.S. ... I love her song so I am laughing to get an AI spam call.

Uncle Sam designates more Chinese tech slingers as military collaborators

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A quick edit "ALL tech companies in America are working for their profits, there are no exceptions."

But when you look at the world, not just individual counties, America and China are related - more than 20,000 years ago Chinese people appear to have walked into America, becoming the first humans to live in the Americas after arrived on foot via a temporary land bridge in the North West. These days politics is seen as separating the two countries but F.U.P.C. ...

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Space exploitation vs space exploration: Humanity has much to learn from the Voyager probes

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Re: Keep on running

The design and survival of the Voyagers has been a wonderful item in our human improvements and there's the potential to continue working with the implementation and the information that it gives us ... remember how much we learned a few thousand years ago after getting the first stone axes to work well but then discovered that the stone could be crushed and heated to enable us to create a metal axe.

We're reasonably convinced that there are aliens out there in the universe, so we need to continue to develop and evolve in the way they have been doing!

AI is changing search, for better or for worse

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Angel

Searching is a tough battle often ...

"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable." - Dwight D Eisenhower (icon)

FBI recruits Amazon Rekognition AI to hunt down 'nudity, weapons, explosives'

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Re: Naked Terrorism!

A few years ago I was walking past a nudist beach in Florida and the coast guarders shouted at me from their boat on the shore, "We know that you are naked underneath your clothes"

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This is a new environment these days, otherwise we'd see a prosecution of Michelangelo for too many nude statues.

If you use AI to teach you how to code, remember you still need to think for yourself

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And any error was easy to discover when the code was written in FORTRAN or COBOL because neither language needed large numbers of comments to explain what the code writer thought.

Certainly AI is normally accurate but if AI is generating an error then the person using AI will be seen as responsible.

Hubble telescope spots tiniest water-rich world in orbit

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Happy

Re: "settle the question of water worlds once and for all"

Water on our planet originally resulting in the creation of life that evolved eventually to create fish, and then after even more time the fish left the sea occasionally to become creatures on the rocks and evolved even further to be us.

So water on other planets is probably required to create alien life - we may have the potential for a common life environment in the universe.

NASA lost contact with Mars helicopter Ingenuity, then managed to find it again

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Re: Nukle the alien beaches

Imagine a radical form of life (completely unknown to us) on or "in" Mars that is looking up at the "alien spacecraft" that are appearing on the planet ... but could it be that about a billion years ago our little ancestral fish, walking our of the sea around the Earth, started to evolve to hide from helicopters sent from other planets?

As humans today we can see what is happening recently but only hopefully guess what might happen in the very distant future.

US cities are going to struggle to green up their act by 2050

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Re: Mmmmm...

Plenty of good thoughts ... I agree that we all need to look at everything we need to happen and then create more efficient ways to move forward.

Basically we can't just think that we'll spend a hell of a lot more energy forever to just try and be more efficient. I was suggesting solar panels but the reply's point out that just buying them from halfway across the world is not going to work, it's just moving the problems to another place.

I agree, we can't solve our worlds problems by just moving them around the world.

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An "easy" fix

There are a lot of local regulations that define the buildings ... so maybe just start requiring that all the town's roofs to be covered with solar panels.

University chops students' Microsoft 365 storage to 20GB

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Learn how to work around massive amounts of storage ...

You can hear about the solution on Youtube ... search for Slim Dusty singing "You've Got To Drink The Froth To Get The Beer"

That's the joke - but seriously we all need to be prepared for minimal storage to keep everything always working for us.

What makes a hard error hard? Microsoft vet tells all

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Happy

Re: Time to call

I remember working with a company that had "updated" it's applications from the RSX11M environment to the Windows 3.1 customer world, creating a lot more new customers and starting to see the new Windows environment. But the positive side of the problems was that the programmers creating the new Windows programs (based on their original PDP assembler code) saw the error environment and worked well to describe it and fix it permanently ever since then after fully understanding what had happened.

Just an example that errors can be very helpful - teaching the programmers things that they had not previously thought about. And are normally fully solved.

How 'sleeper agent' AI assistants can sabotage your code without you realizing

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Perhaps AI would evaluate all the comments and attribute that comment to being from Bombastic Bob - an El Reg poster who's always been entertaining for years now.

The icon is for Bob, not AI.

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Re: Detection and response

I remember reading the W.E Johns Biggles Boy book where the young Biggles was told that when he is threatened by a Bear that he must get ready to fire his rifle but also check that there is not a threat behind him too. So much of what happened in those books, read as a little kid myself, has helped me - I have never had any malware or hacking issues because I always look around at everything, not just one risk in an email attachment etc.

Post Office boss unable to say when biz knew Horizon could be remotely altered

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Re: Compensation?

"In English and Welsh law, computers are assumed to be “reliable” unless proven otherwise."

That's a view that is so common everywhere, AI is supposed to always work fine, auto-driving cars are supposed to be efficient and safe (or one of those anyway).

Microsoft suggests command line fiddling to get faulty Windows 10 update installed

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Re: When did Windows turn into Linux?

Hacking has not been an issue for Microsoft, it's making so many users upgrade to a new version and then, when the upgrade fails, buying a new PC with the current Windows version. As a result hackers are pushing up the corporate profits, so economically corporations like hackers to keep hacking their customers.

Your pacemaker should be running open source software

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And other potential issues

Errors in the software are potentials but open source helps everyone find them. However while an EKG interpretation issue could be a software error, it's also possible for the software to be processing data collection errors in a medical/technical EKG data collection environment, often an array of electrodes are placed on the subject accurately over the heart but over time the electrodes can become loose and then stuck back on in a different location ... so there may be a slightly different data collection even if the heart contractions have not changed.

This is just an observation of issues that I've saw 40 years ago when I was working to collect accurate EKG data for doctors, I didn't tell them that they had made an error, they always told me exactly what had happened when we examined the raw data ... people collecting data often spot errors that software spins past.

COVID-19 infection surge detected in wastewater, signals potential new wave

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Happy

Re: Four vacinations and I still caught Covid

I might have caught Covid when it first appeared. before any testing was available in the USA so I have no proof what happened, but I've always been happy to be vaccinated for about 40 years now and even though most of the people I work eventually got Covid infections, I've not had any issues at all.

Uncle Sam wants to make it clear that America's elections are very, very safe

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Re: "From whom, exactly, we wonder"

I don't see US citizens as stupid, other countries vote "for" candidates, while in the US you vote "against" candidates by placing your vote towards anyone that you don't think is stupid. Trunp lost the last election because he'd upset a few Republicans who had voted for him in the previous election. All the arguing we see in the courts these days pretty much proves that the American election system is completely trustworthy even if you don't like the results.

Swarms of laser-flown bots visiting a planet light years away – and more NASA-funded projects revealed

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Yes, this story illustrate that if we have aliens visiting our planet easily then we need to investigate the Time And Relative Dimension In Space functionality.

Teardown finds Huawei's 5nm notebook processor was made in Taiwan, not China

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Re: 5nm –vs– 7nm

The first transistors I used were about 5mm in diameter with four leads - that was great because before they appeared a Triode was about 4 inches tall ... and that was small compared to the one I was trying to replace in my granddad's first radio.

After injecting cancer hospital with ransomware, crims threaten to swat patients

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Re: Would it not be possible to give a patient list to the police...

But is there any evidence of who the ransomware crooks are and where they are?

If they are "calling in bomb threats or other bogus reports to the police so heavily armed cops show up at victims' homes — if the medical centers don't pay the crooks ransom demands" then it's probably a totally fake threat unless the ransomware crooks are in the US. That seems unlikely because while American criminals have guns, the police and virtually everyone in any neighborhood in America is even heavier armed.

Uncle Sam will pay for your big ideas to end AI voice-cloning fraud

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Respond to fake recording calls

I'm in the USA so when I get what I suspect are AI calls trying to record me I immediately reply with a faked Scottish accent, "Och canny hell pew?" And when they say things like, "We need your credit card and social security number to send to $2000" then I tell them, "Ock new em do fugging healthy!"

What if Microsoft had given us Windows XP 2024?

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Windows updates have been very helpful

We started creating multiple applications in the Windows environment to help users access clinical and biometric 3D data collection data (C3D files) before XP appeared, but then started to see the issues appearing after XP first appeared (XP worked great initially) as Microsoft started to update their internal function support. This resulted in completely eliminating any access to the internal Windows functionality (dll's) and making all our applications functional regardless of any Windows updates.

As a result, our applications written for XP are still completely functional with no problems all the way through to Windows 11 these days, with only a few of our minor internal bugs needing to be fixed ever since. The Windows update problems were effectively very helpful, making us completely avoid them. And security is not an issue because I watched hacking in the early days too and insisted that our applications have absolutely no internet access functionality, resulting in easy sales to the military too.

Three Chinese balloons float near Taiwanese airbase

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Re: Are you sure?

And in the 60s and 70s, five American U-2 planes were shot down while on surveillance missions over China.

As lawmakers mull outlawing poor security, what can they really do to tackle online gangs?

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Unhappy

How much more secure Hospitals would be if they stop using the internet and return to exchanging data via faxes - back in the days before the internet was available outside the military we only occasionally got a letter or fax theft attempt. They were easy to immediately put in the trash can in those days. Abandoning the internet would be miserable but being safe would keep the medical world working well - if data is hard to exchange then workers at both ends will look at it well.

Google to start third-party cookie cull for 30 million Chrome users

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Re: Only stupid people use google crome

MajorDoubt gets an upvote from me for that comment, although while Google is making money from peoples privacy via Chrome, I think that there are even worse apps and situations. Compare what you browse for, to the junk emails that you receive, to help get you some clues.

Using a browser to visit a website is two independent risks.

How do you teach a robot dog new tricks? Throw it a string of hex, a crayon, and a canvas

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Is this evolution continuing?

Humans may be replaced by AI and robotics in the next few thousand years ... could this help explain how we think we are seeing alien space craft visiting our planet? It's hard to see that any form of biological "life" could travel around the universe, taking thousands of years to visit new planets but when you think about AI robotics then maybe this is how life has evolved everywhere elase ... are alien spacecraft flown to each planet with AI "bots"? Is the evolution of life everywhere just starting with fish walking out of the ocean, evolving into monkeys climbing trees, growing up to create cell phones, social media, and then AI and Robots, so that "we" can eventually be flying around the universe?

This is not a joke, I just see it as a potential explanation for our evolution in the next few million years.

CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

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Re: Customers are the security liability

At a corporate level it seems that security issues are very profitable, forcing all users to buy new computers and upgrade operating systems ... and at a corporate level a new cybersecurity issue will result in new updates and profitability. Creating a 100% secure environment would reduce corporate profits.

NAT, ATM, decentralized search – and other outrageous opinions from the 1990s

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Re: Year End Reminiscing

An accurate statement from an earlier environment:

"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin." - John von Neumann, 1951.

Irony alert: Lawsuit alleging Chrome’s Incognito Mode isn’t will settle on unknown terms

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Re: Are there containered versions of chrome ?

The evaporation is that this all "working" because Chrome treats all your data as private ... and their copy of your data is private too. So "privacy" means that users cannot be notified that Chrome's own "private" copy of your data is being sold.

Amazon already has a colossal ads business and will extend it to Prime Video in January

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Happy

In the old days every movie was paused while the cinema workers changed the rolls of film and the cinema had sales people walking around everywhere selling drinks and sweets while most of the people in the cinema talked with each other, smoked cigarettes, or walked off to pee. Everyone was happy, we all talked with our friends, it was a much nicer and calmer social world originally because if a movie created any discussions then we would spend an evening discussing our opinions of everything in a pub afterwards.

OK, it's clear that I too should probably say, "I am a daylight atheist" like Brendan Behan did.

New York Times sues OpenAI, Microsoft over 'millions of articles' used to train ChatGPT

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AI Votes?

A lot of down votes for posts with opinions on this article, that level of down vote response is not common on El Reg stories. For a while now I've been wondering how comment votes everywhere are being created by AI - with the potential for a few comments created by AI to encourage opinions on AI everywhere.

I'm not going to make a good/bad comment about this because saying everything so far has reminded me of the early days when so many people criticized Janis Joplin for being a white girl who was creating and singing "black style" music ... so many bad sucky comments in America originally made the world start listening to Janis, and then loving her fantastic performance and abilities.