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The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel

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Re: Test EOL Characters

Watching Windows keep getting updated makes me think that returning to CP/M is the best option when I retire. Yes I saw some issues with CP/M originally but ZCPR fixed virtually all of them making it easy to rewrite the BIOS so that I could run 320kB on my IMSAI.

Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

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4,000 miles in a day

We had a technician installing a data collection system in Brazil back in the 90's based on a DEC PDP-11, they had some problems and worked on the PDP to try and fix them but nothing worked so they came back to the US, I flew down with a a box of boards - I swapped all the boards which solved the problem and then switched the boards one at a time to find the problem. I found the problem board and I looked at the chips and noticed that an EPROM was inserted backwards, I pulled it out, turned it round and saw a bent pin, I straightened it, plugged the EPROM back in - everything worked!

The lesson that I passed on to the technician when I returned was that debugging problems can cause problems, and problems can be educational.

Two sides of the digital coin: Ill-gotten gains in cryptocurrencies double, outpaced by legit use – report

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Re: just an indirect wealth transfer from the public to insiders

Yes, it was first seen in insider trading profiteers but these days it's just the standard commercial operation methods supported by virtually all politicians and governments.

When cryptocurrency first appeared it looked like a possible alternative to credit cards and bank transfers, you might think that the criminals pretty much took it over, but look at the current bitcoin price which shot sky-high after Bitcoin became a legal investment in the USA because it offers investors the ability to move vast amounts of money around while keeping everything secret.

Car makers lock in long-term deals with chip giants for future autonomous vehicles

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So this could be the end of iPhones and Android phones

Remember back about 20 years ago when we saw the news "Phones are turning into moving computers, with sensors, and AI systems will be guiding phone calls" - so will this idea up upgraded to add the most powerful new processor, advanced high resolution dashboard cameras, and we'll be told that it has faster apps and pages, an all-day battery, and proactive help. We'll be told that the Google Pixie Car 8 Pro delivers all you need when you need it with adverts appearing in the windshield as you drive past stores.

Phones will be upgraded to allow users to be driven around while they make phone calls, wheels are going to be added to the new phones.

It takes more clicks to reject their cookies than accept them, so France fines Facebook and Google over €200m

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Let's change it

I think that the Internet would be a lot nicer if we banned all cookies and payments for advertising - this would have the potential to significantly boost social media but would make visiting a social media site reasonably harmless. "Advertising" for your products would be completely fine on your own website and while social media could talk about things, it need to be illegal to steal and sell their users.

Imagine a world where people can make a little money by just being "good" people?

Bitcoin 'inventor' will face forgery claims over his Satoshi Nakamoto proof, rules High Court

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Re: Old Nicknames

1.1 million Bitcoins was a lot of money when they were first created, once they were up and running, whoever was first creating them could have probably brought a nice used car if we had believed that they would become more valuable - but initially nobody thought they were worth anything and so selling them was doing nothing serious initially.

LOL, I know someone who bought 100 bitcoins back then and I thought she was an idiot - that was my stupid mistake these days.

Heart attack victim 'saved' by defibrillator delivery drone*

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Doctors are normally great people

The story has nice technical El Reg parts - I just see it as an excellent explanation of why it's always best to trust a doctor (icon)). I always trust doctors, I work with them a lot of times and so I know they can not be 100% correct all the time but they work so much harder at it then everyone else and much better than I can do.

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Re: I can see the UK implementation now

Your post needs the Joke icon.

Google fixes bug that stopped some Pixel phones from making 911 calls

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Re: Presumably only an American problem?

Check the new code fix to see if it's been set to work in all countries:

"if number == emergency_number[COUNTRY_CODE] post on twitter"

ASUS recalls motherboards that flame out thanks to backwards capacitors

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Re: It was fun when I saw that happen

Transmitting to a submarine is quite effective when the radio transmission frequency is about 14kHz.

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It was fun when I saw that happen

As a kid I went to the Electronics Club in Rugby and I was in the club one evening when a capacitor blow up, it was just like Christmas with little bits of silver floating all over the place ... luckily the EL34 valves were not damaged so the user got the audio amp up and running again quite quickly. The guys running the club were teaching us Morse code, they were excellent at it because they worked at typing Morse letter by letter (not word by word) to submarines.

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Re: Does not fit

Expert investors generally have zero technical experience in clinical research, they are very good at persuading people to invest in the company and very good at making a lot of money from their investors. As far as people who have just won a PhD go, they have just become a Pumpkin head Doctor so you can't expect too much accurate research immediately - certainly they work hard at it but research takes a lot of work, getting investors to sign checks is much easier than getting research to produce the results you want most of the time.

A time when cabling was not so much 'structured' than 'survival of the fittest'

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Re: Screwdrivers in wrong places.

Ah yes, the old days when, after your first shock, you always remembered to short out the CRT tube before pulling it out to replace it after the CRT heater died. Sure, it was kilo volts stored in the CRT but only a few micro amps.

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Sounds like us (sic)

A good story El Reg - I've seen this happen too. Messing around with AC power is something that people do not worry about in the USA, 120V is a little itch, not a shock so this story sounds like it might have happened in the US, not the UK. I see people do live wiring all the time over here, putting wires into terminals and tightening screws with a little spark most of the time.

I remember my first 240V shock in the UK, I was a kid and wet myself when I picked up the box I was working on and my finger went over the back of the power switch. Ouch!!! OK, I need to change my trousers!

Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework

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Re: the .NET Framework

I agree with you msobkow, but I was working in the field - most of the time my job was fixing programmers and hardware designers problems by testing devices - my attitude was always to try and show that the devices failed or screwed up so I was always very happy when I failed because that indicated that the devices were probably quite reliable. I've spent my whole life documenting and then fixing both hardware and programming problems everywhere.

The majority of problems are are simply a result of someone in the field not understanding every possible working and failing options in both the software and the hardware - as a result everything is sold as "working" ... the same situation we see with our phones and BORKed devices all the time these days.

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Re: the .NET Framework

"The world has actually improved since then..." - yes we are seeing much better bugs. You are correct about the lack of "features" back then but a simpler environment meant that both features and bugs were less frequent ... nowadays so many bugs are "fixed" by adding more code with more features and this story simply documents what happens in this environment these days.

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the .NET Framework

"the .NOT Framework" (FTFY) ... this is probably just a result of a bug somewhere, in the code or as a result of a .NET upgrade or some other upgrade. I never saw these issues back in the days before Windows when a device like this would have been running code written for an 8048 by one programmer who tested and verified everything with the hardware designer ... just two people working together.

These days you write the code and use things like .NET which are written and supported by crowds of programmers and managers. You are coding to work with hardware that was bought from another manufacturer ... it's a bit like BASE jumping with a parachute you bought on the web ... oh wait, they delivered a Barbie parachute only 6 inches wide.

You geeks have inherited the Earth, but what are you going to do with it?

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In 1,000 years will it be the killer bite year?

It's about to be the Tiger Year, if the geeks change things I can't see a nicer world, I'm excited that it's going to be the Tiger Year in a few weeks, that's much more like a good world to live in.

Not the kind of note you want to see fluttering from an ATM

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Re: Its the graphics

A hammer is just a Birmingham screwdriver ...before I got a job in the tech world I was working on building sites with carpenters from Birmingham.

On Christmas night, a computer logs a call to say his user has stopped working…

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Re: The Christmas Day oncall that wasn't meant to happen

I see the same thing too - we sell medical equipment all over the world and many years ago I got a call from South Korea on Christmas day morning that things weren't working well. Luckily my father-in-law was listening to me, I didn't know it but he had been in North Korea back in the M*A*S*H days (he never told us exactly what he was doing there) and he told me that it was probably well below freezing there so I told them to heat up the lab and it all started working - a happy Christmas day for everyone!

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Computer called me to say that user had broken down ...

LOL - Merry Christmas, this was a great story for today - Thank You (icon) I was reading it and my computer popped a quote onto my screen:

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" - Marilyn Pittman

AWS power failure in US-EAST-1 region killed some hardware and instances

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Re: Elastic

It's the winter and we're having some cloudy weather ... down here on the Gulf coast this sort of bad luck doesn't seem too bad ... it just illustrates the need for backups and alternative servers when you are just hoping the clouds will not have a problem ... like the wind speed getting up to 150mph ... that can cause a cloudy fuse to blow.

Of course a Bluetooth-using home COVID test was cracked to fake results

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What's an "App"

It always seems to stand for A programming problem. I've added the joke icon because it's a joke that this is a joke - LOL - Merry Christmas everyone!

Belgian defence ministry admits attackers accessed its computer network by exploiting Log4j vulnerability

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Well at least they know that the network and data were accessed - it would be much worse if they didn't know that this had happened.

US bags Russian accused of bagging millions after stealing pre-release financial filings

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Re: Also spelled

But the Supreme Court is populated by politics and the police do not "enforce" the law, they claim that they "are the law" which is why they kill anyone who they think might be abut to scare them or they think has committed a crime, e.g. a kid with a toy, or someone who they have been told bought a packet of cigarettes with a fake $20 bill.

The USA has some very good principals and attitudes, but they are administered in a terrible way.

Autonomy founder Mike Lynch files judicial review that pauses extradition clock

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Re: "Anne Sacoolas consented to stand trial by video link"

This was just an explanation ... I have driven in both countries for 40 years now - when you are used to driving in America and then move to England which drives on the other side of the road then you have an "issue" whenever you are on a junction, turning onto another road at night and there is no traffic that "tells you" which side of the road you must turn onto. It's essential that you think about this EVERY TIME you reach a T-junction but it's frighteningly easy to turn into the wrong lane at night, that's what Anne did and needs to admit, it resulted in a horrible accident.

I lived close to the base when I was a kid - we saw accidents every year caused by Yanks making driving mistakes as a result of the local roads being very different from the ones they learned to drive in back at their homes.

India takes Amazon’s biggest local e-tail alliance out of its shopping cart

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Maybe we could learn from this?

It sounds like India’s competition regulator is a lot smarter than the Western competition regulators working with Amazon. This issue sounds like a typical western corporate manipulation, which is not seen as bad in the west. Indian culture tends to take a more universal view of things than we do so they are not saying, "What are they doing?" like we do - they are thinking about the effects of what's being done.

VMware 2FA flaw can divulge that vital second credential to malicious actors

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Effective and ineffective

We keep being told that two-factor authentication is a required "upgrade" but while it makes life slightly harder for malicious attackers it does make the parties we work with far too confident that an attacker is the real person when they complete the authentication. Effectively two-factor authentication is a feature that has a few advantages but does not guarantee anything. So it often makes the attacks far more expensive for the two-factor authentication users.

US distrust of Huawei linked in part to malicious software update in 2012

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Was that a "feature"?

"The update appeared legitimate, but it contained malicious code that worked much like a digital wiretap, reprogramming the infected equipment to record all the communications passing through it before sending the data to China, [the sources] said,"

That could be spyware although I've seen code like that in the past where systems send user information back to enable debugging and performance verification. Had they included a typical "user licensing" text that stated that Huawei was working the same way as Google email or Google Drive then this would have been a complete non-issue.

Am I infected? No, I'm using Google (LOL).

US Commerce Dept says China has brain-control weaponry

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Re: Brain controls weapon or weapon controls brain?

Actually these sorts of Mind Control weapons are easy to disable in a conflict, just send a drone over the troops attacking you that drops marijuana, rolling papers, and boxes of matches.

We declare marijuana to be a "dangerous drug" so lets start using it as a weapon in warfare - give all of our troops a big pack to use to defend themselves...

£42k for a top-class software engineer? It's no wonder uni research teams can't recruit

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And when you answer all the questions ... "Thank you, but we are looking at using Open Source software so if you would like to publish it for us we'll mention your name occasionally."

Universities were created to educate people so that is a part of Research. A top-class software engineer in the education fields is educating students to do create the research coding, so the pressure on them is a lot less than spending your life writing code as a "profession" although it's not less work. A top-class engineer probably started writing in FORTRAN and then moved to Pascal before teaching everyone C and C++ and these days is using Python and Rust before they retire.

Google Chrome's upcoming crackdown on ad-blockers and other extensions still really sucks, EFF laments

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Re: A better approach

That's bad idea, but I'm not going to vote you either way because it's probably not as bad as the current Ad environment where we're all being eaten. Google and Facebook are effectively cannibals and we're all just lunch.

After deadly 737 Max crashes, damning whistleblower report reveals sidelined engineers, scarcity of expertise, more

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The 737 Max was just an "upgrade"

An upgrade that functioned as well as Android phone upgrades

Will I inhale coronavirus at this restaurant? There’s an app for that

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Re: Ventilation is key

So the Cooks in the restaurants are safe, all they get is toasted viruses and hot air ventilation over the stove ... but the air has been cleaned when they light the stove.

Apollo 17 samples yield fresh insights 49 years after mission left the Moon

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There's a lesson here

We are always running around these days saying that we KNOW what happened - but all the time we're finding out that we were wrong when new evidence shows up that we had total missed or never even looked for previously. We live in a world where we say, "There's no evidence that this happened" ... but that usually means that there's no evidence that it didn't happen either - someone's imagination is not evidence.

Science doesn't make these mistakes, science means people look at the evidence and then think about what might have happened but consider all the possibilities as only potentials. Politics and Social Media are just people running around and worried about their popularity - I can remember feeling like that when I was 3 years old, I think now that we all need to grow up.

MPs charged with analysing Online Safety Bill say end-to-end encryption should be called out as 'specific risk factor'

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Re: Sorites problem

An alternative solution might be to permit encryption but ban social media companies? Or maybe just require that everyone wanting encrypted email messages use Google ... that way the government would have full access to the contents.

HCL accused of wage theft, underpaying H-1B workers by at least $95m a year

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Re: To fix this...

I saw these issues when I came to the US on an H-1B visa in the early 80s, the explanation I was given was, "You got an H-1B visa because we could not find any American citizens who knew how to build and repair these British made medical devices so the rule does not apply to you."

ZOE COVID Study app starts the week with a lockdown of its own

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It's not titsup

We keep being told that creating new apps will solve problems but, Technology Is Not Your Private Regulatory Information ... Clear Knowledge Situation!

Timekeeping biz Kronos hit by ransomware and warns customers to engage biz continuity plans

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If you are connected to the Internet then you are vulnerable ...

... and even more vulnerable if you think that you are safe and don't have to worry about a cyber-attack because you have done everything that would have stopped yesterdays attacks. Malware deliveries are updated far more often than system patches.

What if we said you could turn any disk into a multi-boot OS installer for free without touching a single config file?

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Re: Thanks muchly !!!

When an anonymous coward says "...I will be using it..." - I wonder if this is going to be a handy hacking tool too?

LOL, I upvoted you.

Bloke breaking his back on 'commute' from bed to desk deemed a workplace accident

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This is probably a result of the German work environment being more worker supportive than the UK and American environments which are far more Boss friendly.

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Re: Falling out of bed

"So if you fall out of bed after a bad nightmare you can claim on your employer's insurance?"

NO If your bad nightmare was being chased and bitten by your dog.

YES If you woke up after dreaming that you had just typed rm -r.

Irish Health Service ransomware attack happened after one staffer opened malware-ridden email

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Re: root cause

I see infected attachments arriving all the time but we quarantine all potential risky attachments, that means that all emails with them needs to be evaluated by the admin before releasing them - but at last 90% of the quarantines are just deleted. We see occasional attachments that are not flagged by VirusTotal as infected, maybe once a month and every now and then an attachment is quarantined (so the mail-server AV software didn't think it was infected) and then flagged as infected a few hours later when the AV software is updated.

But getting emails with links to infectious sites or downloads is also a risk - I think that the malware senders are using AI to create the emails because many of the malware emails target specific people with emails that appear to have an idea what they do for us ... accounting get "invoices and payments" and the sales folk get requests for "quotes" all the time.

Playing jigsaw on my roof: They can ID you from your hygiene habits

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Re: Don’t joke

I'm not joking but it would be interesting to build a shredder and incorporate a scanner too ... it would be a nice project for MI5 and NSA ... unless they turn the idea down because they are already using them.

China's road to homegrown chip glory looks to be going for a RISC-V future

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FTFY

... so we can rely on children of rich parents all employing engineers

Assange extradition case goes to UK Home Secretary as High Court rules he can be sent to US for trial

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Re: Two sides

His "crimes" were mostly just documenting the American military crimes.

Revealed: Remember the Sony rootkit rumpus? It was almost oh so much worse

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Re: About Sony...

Sony were just using a Windows "feature" ... it was dumb on both sides, not just Sony.

International Monetary Fund warns crypto-related risks could soon become systemic

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A new old problem

A lot of the issues that we see with cryptocurrency theft and secretive transfers existed years ago when our pirates sailed across the ocean and applied cannon balls to other nations ships that were busy transporting stolen artifacts from other countries to Europe. Back then we had to work at sea for months, now we can do everything working from home to deliver malware and receive bitcoins.

We see all of this as new problems today but we're been acting like idiots for centuries to get rich.

Ransomwared payroll provider leaks data on 38,000 Australian government workers

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Re: Outsource they said, cheaper they said, more secure they said

Pascal, the explanation is here.

It's worth watching the whole video to get to know Australia.

Lack shame? Fancy some festive Windows knitwear? We've got your back

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A "related" quote of the day

"I had always looked upon my beauty as a curse because I was regarded as a whore rather than as an actress. Now at least I understand that my beauty was a blessing. It was my lack of understanding the way to merchandise it that was the curse" - Louise Brooks

These days it's the Microsoft world defined.