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Children should have separate sections in social media sites, says UK coroner

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Re: “nudge them towards different content”

When I was six years old my mum talked to the library manager and got me a set of "Adult" tickets which made me so happy, I could head home with a couple of Biggles books (I have read so many of W. E. Johns books), and some books about research into early telepathy testing and human evolution. And then I started reading about how to start drawing ... lots of books with illustrations of the naked human posture that showed how to draw accurately.

So I believe that limiting children to little kiddy events and preventing them from seeing the adult environment has the potential to result in problems - as adults we think we're smart but actually (just look at current politics) we can be stupid too. It's best to teach kids that stupidity is normal but needs to be avoided.

Cops swoop after crooks use wireless keyfob hack to steal cars

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Re: Security is hard!

These days everything is tested to show that it works and then it's seen as done and once it's done, the testing is seen as complete. It's uncommon for manufacturers to test things with the aim to show that they don't work - once you fail that test you can be a lot more comfortable then just being shown a note that says it looks like it's safe; "It was unhackable (because we didn't try to hack it)"

Interpol busts global 'Black Axe' cyber-fraud suspects

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So no more cyber financial fraud?

> "The agency said that Black Axe and the other groups are responsible for most of the cyber-enabled financial fraud around the globe."

If this statement is correct then what will change, will we see no more financial fraud, but is this just creating an opening for other fraud groups? Certainly shutting down fraud is very helpful but human society and our living environment has evolved to create fraud everywhere these days so I think this is just a minor help for a few weeks unfortunately because the fraud environment is remaining unaffected, we're probably just jailing a few people who've been working at it, but not doing anything to prevent it happening next week.

Google reveals another experimental operating system: KataOS

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Re: Reinventing the wheel... for what purpose?

When I was a young guy I saw a great operating system written in PL/M (aka Programming Language for Microcomputers). The neat thing was that you could review it very easily to see how it worked.

Phishing works so well crims won't bother with deepfakes, says Sophos chap

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Re: Trust me, I'm a ...

> "People will give up info if you just ask nicely,"

"You know the rules and so do I, a full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other app. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up."

Just $10 to create an AI chatbot of a dead loved one

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Sniveling miserable cowards would love this ...

We would see posts like, "So let me get my granddad to read that book he wrote, Mein Kampf"

Virtually everything created with a nice idea these days, gets taken over by malfolks, I remember thinking that Facebook sounded like a nice idea when it was created, but these days virtually all social communications are being manipulated to cause problems for people.

Water pipes hold flood of untapped electricity potential

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Re: The elephant in the water pipe?

LOL, locally we just see it as a decent river - back in 2016 we got about 7 trillion gallons of rain on us one week and most of the local rivers caused flooding but the Mississippi was not a problem at all with no levee issues.

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Re: The elephant in the water pipe?

A few comments and probably down-votes from non-locals - so here's a little more information to describe the locality.

The Mississippi river is locally only about 2300 ft wide and 50 ft shallow. It flows through a few cities in Louisiana but has embankments (locally called levees) that prevent flooding with a few discharge openings in the countryside that can redirect flood levels through wild areas with virtually no floodable housing - a house might be on pillars 10-15 feet high or the local town surrounded by levees. Redirecting water to keep the river level reasonable is an annual thing done most years with the advantage of allowing sediment out to strengthen the coastline. Adding the ability to generate power would not be a huge change.

Allowing water to generate power, while making the local crayfish happy (icon), is a genuine possibility that could be done without any serious flooding issues and might help us as the sea level rises, by depositing sediment on the coastline.

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Re: The elephant in the water pipe?

We see a lot of high pressure water deliveries in the southern United States ... for example Florida after Hurricane Ian went through.

So putting generators in the rivers and organizing things to generate electricity and avoid flooding might work in future. Locally the Mississippi is only about 5 to 6 feet at the moment, but we see flooding potentials when it goes above 30 feet every year - it would be a lot of work to create a non-flooding power generation environment but it could be very helpful.

Laugh all you want. There will be a year of the Linux desktop

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Re: #@$Drivers

It seems like these days the driver environment is a mess, back in the early Windows days it wasn't that big a deal to write a new driver when something didn't work or you had created a new thing.

Junk cellphones on Earth would stack higher than the International Space Station

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Cell phone recycle

It's November 5th soon, charge the phone up even if it doesn't work and then knock a nail through it to light the bonfire. This is effective even with a working phone that you take out of your jacket pocket.

Extreme Networks fesses up to selling kit to Russian hypersonic missile maker

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Miss take, another job function now

Given the current economic and post pandemic working world, I wonder if this was just a result of the Russian customer placing an order before the Ukraine mess and then someone given the job of getting this paperwork done and an order shipped afterwards when they had never been involved with these issues before? People talk about seeing delays everywhere in the business world - these are usually a result of people trying to get things done that they have never done before to try and help their employer get things done. It doesn't help to punish people for stupidity that they never knew about, it's much better to work at making sure the problems don't reoccur so that we all get a better world in future.

The Metaverse is the internet no one wants

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It's a vision born out of the need to sell investors on growth

It's a vision born out of the need to sell cannibals an evening meal - FTFY

Now you can't even scale Mount Everest without a drone buzzing overhead

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Re: Not enough people in those shots

It's a good YouTube video, nice to watch but think how much better a BBC documentary video production would have been while working with video produced from the drone by the BBC - the BBC has classic film and production people resulting in wonderful documentaries!

AI recruitment software is 'automated pseudoscience', Cambridge study finds

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Re: Blind testing

I worked with a very good group of programmers in Boston back in the 70's, they were writing code in Pascal and added comments to describe the data and processing - all the comments describing the functionality were written in Bahasa Indonesia - since they were writing in Pascal we all worked well together.

Scanning phones to detect child abuse evidence is harmful, 'magical' thinking

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Re: If people in the 1960s knew what computers and the Internet did to our freedom

Compared to the 60's, the Internet is a new medium - back then I saw a letter in the International Times from a guy in Birmingham who wanted a radio transmitter to get a pirate show going. I replied to him via the International Times and started seeing all letters delivered to me opened before they arrived - apparently the International Times had been searched by the police. Luckily I had already taken the train to Birmingham, met him at the station and given him one of the transmitters that I had been using.

Seeing this happen taught me to behave a little better and very quietly for the rest of my life.

How Wi-Fi spy drones snooped on financial firm

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Re: The thing with a centralised location

It's worth buying HAK5 items and working to hack your own environment - they will teach you a hell of a lot! I've been using HAK5 equipment for a long time and have never been hacked since I started fixing our problems after discovering them.

Uber, Lyft stock decimated as US aims to classify gig workers as staff

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Re: YELLOW CABBIES UNION RIPS INTO INNOVATION

History seems to suggest that the British Empire was just a Tory lunch, yes it wasn't a great lunch but Truss is working on better lunch for the Tories these days.

PC shipments fall at fastest rate ever as businesses slam wallets shut

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Re: MS will cripple Win10

We have a few PC's running Window 10 and 11 but it's easy to see that Windows 7 PC's run faster and allow users to keep working without having to quit for an hour or two while the PC updates, and then fix any issues that appear when new features are added that nobody uses.

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Re: No!

Windows 11 has produced a massive refresh cycle for us ... we're replacing all the batteries in the original Windows 7 and 10 laptops and have ordered new keyboards - everything is working great now that the batteries and keyboards have been refreshed!

Self-imposed climate change may have killed Martian life

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...we (as in our species) will probably never meet anything from another world.

It's worth looking at how things have gone on our planet when a new species (Columbus etc) arrives in a new area ... Measles was not a problem for Columbus but virtually eliminated all the islanders and many tribes in the Americas. So it's probably best if we just learn to deal with our worlds climate.

No, no, hear us out, say boffins: Foot fungus to measure your walk

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Let's see if it works ...

I'm fine with trying this idea although it seems rather limited to me, just getting a record of the pressure applied over time, not the instant forces and moments applied by the limb to the foot. You can look at the forces but it's not giving you any indication of the muscle contractions that create the forces and moments, instant by instant! It's an interesting theory but I doubt that it's giving us "measurements" just a little record of what happens over time. While real force and moment records, together with the muscle contraction determination that creates them, is extremely helpful in measuring gait, there are plenty of opportunities for errors in those measurements too. So it's going to be worth trying this but it needs to be compared to accurate gait determination (not an easy thing).

VMware acknowledges the wisdom of never buying version 1.0 of a product

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LOL, I have always agreed with this!

As you can tell - when I created my El Reg account I thought that I should not make any comments that anyone would argue with, or follow. I'm happy to say what I think but not convinced that I'm anything other than a comment ...

"One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough." - Brendan Behan has always inspired me!

More than 4 in 10 PCs still can't upgrade to Windows 11

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Re: Windows - why is it always crap++

I'm still working daily on a Lenovo ThinkPad running Window 7 because it's easy to work with and doesn't stall everything to "upgrade" by adding new bugs. But this morning I found that a new Microsoft Bluetooth mouse will not work with it. Essentially these days it seems that Microsoft does not support its users, it's just busy making everyone buy new hardware and trash their original hardware.

The history of evolution suggests that Microsoft is no longer a "farmer" and has now become a "hunter-gatherer" - we're all just Microsoft's lunch these days.

Juno what? Jovian moon Europa is looking rugged

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Check Google for information about Europa

"The entire surface of Europa is almost completely covered with a solid sheet of ice. It was discovered, in 2010, by the crew of the ill-fated Chinese spacecraft Tsien, who reported that there was life beneath the ice, living in a previously undiscovered sub-surface ocean." ... gosh!

NetWalker ransomware scumbag jailed for 20 years

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Hire him now

How about giving him a job to work to prevent this sort of thing happening again? If he could work out a method of preventing ransomware then he definitely needs a reward - currently all we have is ideas that might help, everyday we get ransomware deliveries and infections worldwide at present, so we need the spawn of Satan working for us, not against us.

Brexit dividend? 'Newly independent' UK will be world's 'data hub', claims digital minister

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Brexit was like parachuting

When you jump out of the plane (or get pushed out of the plane) with a parachute then you need to concentrate on pulling the cord (it is done then) and work hard at steering and landing in the right place, not on a tree or a power line. Complaining or cheering about Brexit is like posting on TikTok or Facebook while you descend towards landing on something instead of thinking about what you need to do to land safely.

And then think about what will happen when you land, and work to make it decent regardless of how you felt when you jumped through the door.

Charge a future EV in less than five minutes – using literally cool NASA tech

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Re: Don’t try this at home

Good point, so I guess I'm not going to be able to charge my Pixel phone in 2ms then?

I wonder why this idea was never applied to filling up the car petrol tank? Just replace the car petrol tank opening with one that's 24 inches wide and we'd see the same "improvement" ...

Basically this concept just sounds like threatening an occasional big bang at the recharging station.

FBI: We tracked who was printing secret documents to unmask ex-NSA suspect

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Re: Very strange

The documents were in readable format and not encrypted so that they could be tracked, every document that gets printed in this environment has unique but very minor changes that are recorded and allow anyone seeing the "revealed" printed document to know who did it.

For example, the original document could say "This is an important document" but the printed version might say "This is a important document" ... a minor change or two in a printed version that allows each unique printed version to be identified but most readers would just read straight past it.

Tesla has a lot of work to do on its Optimus robot

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Re: What's the point of a humanoid robot?

Watching a baby start walking on all fours, then gradually moving to semi-upright and eventually running around is a great illustration of how our evolution has happened... but will we eventually evolve to having a 3 year-old sit in a Tesla and telling it to drive across town? But I think that we will keep walking ... even if it's only going to the front door to pickup an Amazon delivery.

Founder of cybersecurity firm Acronis is afraid of his own vacuum cleaner

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There's another side to this

We all live in an environment filled with Cellphones, WiFi, and Bluetooth radiating all the time (24/365), so we are living in a low-power microwave cooking world. Could this be a problem in future or, maybe if the Earths magnetic field collapses when it reverses in the future, will we be ready for a few years of intense solar radiation?

If you are worried about devices in your home sending data out, then setup a WiFi firewall connection with a bandwidth limit of 1200baud (a return to the old days when data was virtually never stolen) - this is a potential solution, not a joke (LOL).

The open internet repels its most insidious attackers. They’ll return

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Re: They don't care...

Your few million non-sheep people is a very small proportion of the current 7.8 billion total population. So if this becomes a discussion then they are a minority - the total population keeps increasing, so more sheep soon?

Fake vibrating teeth could make great hearing aids

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My vibrating teeth

I remember standing in front of the pile of speakers in Coventry while the Floyd were playing Interstellar Overdrive and feeling everything vibrate ... it was an entertaining ride home on the motorbike because my balance had been affected! But everything went fine and I ran out the next day to buy the album, not any more teeth.

Pentagon is far too tight with its security bug bounties

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Re: It's not just about the money

But effectively "discovering and reporting critical security flaws that could allow foreign spies to steal sensitive US government data or launch cyberattacks via the Department of Defense's IT systems" can get you arrested ...

Salesforce set to hire thousands in India after hitting brakes on US recruitment

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Re: "weeks after it slowed hiring in the US"

I hired an Indian student who was graduating college in the US back in the 90's, he did great programming for us and then declared that he preferred living back at home so he returned to India - and we kept paying him the original US wages even though he was "working from home" ... LOL, he "retired" after about 15 years, saying that he was then effectively a millionaire in India .. effectively because we hadn't cut his monthly payments. I'm happy for him.

Meta busts first Chinese campaign prodding US midterms

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misinformation is standard

We see misinformation all the time even just events "documented" in American media about the last president - certainly the upcoming midterm elections will result in even more misinformation - potentially from both sides but these days the leftwing appears to just keep quiet while the rightwing is flapping badly ... resulting in politics flying in a circle regardless ...

"What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides. - Brendan Behan

NASA battens down another Artemis launch window as hurricane approaches

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Re: Fingers crossed!

There's another big risk coming, I'm not in the current path for the hurricane and my incoming virus and malware deliveries today have dropped 100% ... I expect that all the cyber attacks will be concentrating on the hurricane path because they expect that everyone will be far more scared of the hurricane than attachments to incoming emails. A situation that I've seen for years now.

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Fingers crossed!

Hopefully the current estimates for Ian will keep it heading north to avoid running over the NASA launchpad but we'll not know for certain until it happens. Hurricanes in the Gulf are over a lot of hot water until they get close to the shore so all we can do at the moment is estimate the landfall - the current estimates all make sense but suggest that Ian could be a major hurricane in a day or two and the first one with landfall in the USA this year.

Rust is eating into our systems, and it's a good thing

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Re: Meh!..Meh, Meh

I wrote assembly software for a device that I created - it generated an clinical quality EKG two channel simulation back in 1979. I wrote it with a pencil because there was no assembler, it was only running on an SD Systems Z80 Starter Kit so it was writen with a pencil, occasional errors were just erased and replaced, then manually coded into an Eprom via the keyboard , it ran great - the link shows the board it was written on.

Florida asks Supreme Court if it's OK to ban content moderation it doesn't like

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Re: No hope

"You can't fix stupid" ... but stupid responses can be very educational, helping the observers get an idea of what is going on even if nobody is discussing it. For example, reading the comments in El Reg articles and observing the upvotes vs the downvotes gives me some ideas about what people are thinking. I'm not upset when I get a few downvotes because I simply see it as showing me how people I don't work with in any way are seeing things - that's very educational.

Look at the original descriptions for the "major advantages" of Brexit and what has happened since then for example - we now need to do a lot of work to get everything running again because the original discussion totally ignored all the downvotes - it would have been very helpful if we had all listened, not just ignored what we didn't like.

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The US isn't a direct democracy, it is a Gerrymandered democracy - FTFY ... it's an issue that we see in so many democracies worldwide.

This hero probe will smash into an asteroid to see if we can deflect future killer rocks

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Re: The subtle approach

A decent size impact or volcanic eruption could "solve" the current climatic issues ... we've been seeing the temperatures go up for nearly 100 years now and have seen not even a reasonably small asteroid strike or substantial volcanic eruption affecting the world.

I'm not saying that we haven't created climate change but I just wonder about the things we've seen in the past that are not happening now ... there's the potential for a big change, we might be able to stop an asteroid strike but we have virtually no control over volcanoes.

Boeing to pay SEC $200m to settle charges it misled investors over 737 MAX safety

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Re: Normal misleading

There were a lot of discussions in every pilot blog that I was reading, and some newspapers too when the 737 MAX was first flown, that the the design was dangerously "efficient" and the engines were far too close to the runway when the plane took off or landed so I guess the investors were busy just selling their investment abilities, not researching what everyone in the industry was saying and the 737 MAX was doing.

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Normal misleading

I don't think that Boeing deliberately mislead anyone, this entire mess just looked like a typical error these days. The designers screwed up, busy trying to make the design update that the corporate management told them was a required big improvement and the workers doing the verification were probably told what the results were supposed to be by the managers ...

"You say that doesn't work, you've screwed up the verification! Do it again you snivelling, miserable coward, to show it works!"

The secret to Sparrow, DeepMind's latest Q&A chatbot: Human feedback

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Re: NIST TREC QA

Me; "What's a one plus a one?" ... AI; "That's eleven"

Me; "No try again" ... AI; "Sorry, yes it's 10"

Me; "No, decimal, not binary" ... AI; "You are incorrect, two binary 1's create 10 binary."

Me; "Oh yes, the answer is two!" ... AI: "No you are wrong, 2 is not a binary number."

BT's emergency call handlers will join pay strikes

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Re: emergency calls?

Thanks for all the explanations.

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emergency calls?

I'd definitely support the strike if the emergency call workers stayed working to respond, although I don't know the details behind this. But I think it illustrates the problem, why the hell are the emergency calls processed by BT, not the services that handle the results of emergency issues?

Federal agencies buying Americans' internet data challenged by US senators

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Back then a lot of data was transferred via satellites so additional NSA antennas were just built next to the commercial satellite disks to do big data-mining.

Cambodian authorities crack down on cyber slavery amid international pressure

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Re: sunny place for shady people

The Internet is a sunny place for shady people these days ... this is another "climate change" - I remember loving the Internet back in the early days when I first got a fast modem, but these days (as we can see from so many other articles in El Reg today) doing anything on the Internet is a little risky, our incoming mail server malware deliveries have increased this week, with many sailing through the AV checking.

US accident investigators want alcohol breathalyzers in all new vehicles

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Re: Sounds like it could be

With many years of driving friends to see performers as varied as Captain Beefheart, the Pink Floyd, and Bob Marley and then driving back well stoned I think that the caution that it created has helped my driving ever since. This is just a guess but looking at how I drive these days and remembering the fear while puffing I suspect it created a permanent caution. I'll update a Brendan Behan quote, "One puff is too many for me and a thousand not enough."