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99 year old man says cryptocurrency is for idiots

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Cryptocurrencies are "created" but ...

We talk like cryptocurrencies are created and "money" is only generated. Back in the 50's my parents bought a house from a family who had lost the original owner in WWII and as a kid I helped my parents clean out the chicken sheds - I found a bag of half-crowns and was so happy until a week later when I found a mold that I showed my dad and he compared it to the pile of half-crowns and then handed the entire lot over to the local police. I started reading at the local library and saw that coin manufacture has been "traditional" for centuries.

So cryptocurrencies are just computers following tradition.

Musk's view count antics are perfect cover for Twitter's paid API failure

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Re: "Egotism is the anesthetic to deaden the pain of being a fool." - Dr Schofield

He's a twit, the definition is accurate and that's why I've always laughed at the concept of posting on twitter, but have never wasted any time looking at what twits are saying.

Chipmakers threaten to defect to US, EU if UK doesn't get its semiconductor plans sorted

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Re: No, no, no.

"Center for Policy Studies" is based on American spelling while "Centre for Policy Studies" is English, but based on French and Latin language spellings so is this a Brexit feature? After all lots of changes were promised but never fully documented, or even happened.

US military spends weekend shooting down Useless Floating Objects

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Re: "practically anyone can send a balloon into the air"

I was wondering what was happening after Amazon said that my book delivery was going to be delayed after Biden announced the shoot down, but now Amazon says "later next week" so I guess the balloon wasn't an Amazon attempt to deliver, in a climate friendly way.

UK prepares to go it alone on post-Brexit science plan

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Re: Science vs Politicians

FTFY - effectively the Politicians organized a vote and then had to sort out the Brexit agreement - but they didn't understand all of the consequences, fair enough because that was not anything that they had any experience in. If we replaced the Politicians with Scientists then after the original vote then the Scientists would have done a lot of research to work out all the potential consequences that we are now seeing these days - virtually none of which any moron said could happen.

I wonder if eventually Brexit might end up eliminating Politicians on all sides ... replacing them with Scientists might be an improvement.

Linus Torvalds releases probably unnecessary release candidate eight for Linux 6.2

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Linus Torvalds

Anytime Linus makes a comment, or statement, then I trust it, Linus Torvalds worked to create an operating system but also used it; Most other operating system seem to be just created and upgraded without too much thought about about potential issues for users. He's always done a great job!

Let's play a game: Deepfake news anchor or a real person?

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Re: Racism

I think that 如果你想抽大麻,请投票给拜登 might be presented to support the Republicans, although it might result in a sudden change to the Democrats.

Microsoft switches Edge’s PDF reader to pay-to-play Adobe Acrobat

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Re: I don't understand why we still use PDF

"I would like to shake the hand of the man who first decided that e-mail clients should slice, dice and run arbitrary programs. Then I'd like to stir, blend and puree his hand."

-- J. D. Baldwin in the Monastery (an ASR comment about 20 years ago)

BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for

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Re: Perspective (for our US readers)

Locally working with "cloud" in Louisiana and seeing "Hunter Biden's Laptop" we'd be wondering how long it would take to find it every week when we get only four to five inches of rain from the cloud. You can say "cloud" but talk locally and AI would see a little rain (only four inches).

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Re: bang up to date

I'd be much happier working with the BOFH then ChatGPT!

IBM health benefits blackout leaves retirees footing the bill

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Re: Makes me sick it does

Just think how happy everyone would be if there were healthcare discussions once a week at the local pub. The factor is that a discussion once a week to keep everyone aware of healthcare issues is much better than the pub but having the meeting at your local pub would pretty much guarantee that people with healthcare issues would attend. As a little kid I loved going to the pub with my parents for local village discussions. I don't see IBM as doing anything virtually different that every other wealthy corporations does - so many copy IBM.

US teases more China tech sanctions, this time to deflate balloon-makers

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How much spying can you do from 10,000 feet? Compare that to driving around as tourists looking at their phones, or fitting sensors in the wings of commercial planes delivering components to the US.

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Kids in US schools are often only scared when bullets fly around the classroom - kids are virtually never scared by balloons flying around overhead or through the classroom.

Google now won't black-hole all AI-made pages as spam

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Re: Web content automatically generated by AI will be ranked according to its quality

Is AI thinking that people are snorting Coke, or drinking Coke, but never trying Pepsi?

Curiosity finds clearest evidence yet for water on Mars

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Re: I've seen those marks before

It will be fascinating when we finally visit Mars to discover more details like this, given that Mars is about as old as our planet it is likely that life existed in the water there, maybe about the same time that life existing on the Earth but was still fish in the water. To discover anything (or even nothing) on Mars will be very helpful in envisioning the creation of life on Earth - we need to visit Mars.

Ring system discovered around dwarf planet Quaoar leaves astronomers puzzled

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Re: Obviously

"As a result of our observations, the classical notion that dense rings survive only inside the Roche limit of a planetary body must be thoroughly revised," - Giovanni Bruno

This is a good illustration of the situation that when we see 'problems' then studying them hard can result in us getting a better view of events, not just astronomically but in virtually every situation. I have always found problems to be very helpful in educating me about things that I'd never thought about before.

Glasgow staff form UK's first Apple union after historic vote

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I think that the "Union" environment is much like the "UK environment" - the UK is England with laws create by the English parliament but influenced by Scotland, Wales, and Ireland - essentially they are virtually union members in the UK ... it's been very helpful for hundreds of years - we're a great country because we're trying to keep everyone in all of the UK happy, not just a few MP's in London. I'm English but always seen the views and cultures of people in Scotland, Wales, and Ireland as very helpful in reality even if they make me see our English mistakes (currently Windrush, Brexit and the NI protocol etc).

Conversational AI tells us what we want to hear – a fib that the Web is reliable and friendly

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Re: Natural intelligence first

"I have never seen a situation so dismal that AI couldn't make it worse." An updated Brendan Behan quote (LOL) that just describes a situation that I've been watching ever since AI appeared. All these corporations are busy telling us that they have artificial intelligence but it's always just been software written to create results, virtually never to verify the accuracy of their results ... OK so I'm unhappy about it but the reality behind it is not "the AI answer", it's the ability to sell people ideas that can lead to the corporations making money from everyone told that they are using AI.

Initially Google created their searching just to help people, but that was about 27 years ago. Back then trying to help people was normal in society, these days the transition from "helping" to "profiting" is well illustrated by the changes in our environments over the years that El Reg has been describing and we're all happy reading ... but think what that would all be if El Reg was just created by AI.

Used EV car batteries find new life storing solar power in California

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This might be a good start

We've been designing batteries to be energy efficient for a hundred years now, a major factor is that this make them easy to sell but a good move in the future would be to build all batteries in a way that would make then easy to recycle or simply just repair and restart as relatively efficient energy storage devices. But if that can't be done then lets just build them in a way that would make them easy to recycle and create new batteries. Look at the world today and think how it might be in a thousand years time - there are a lot of issues that we need to fix if we want to keep humans looking up into the heavens for other alien lives.

Scammers steal $4 million in crypto during face-to-face meeting

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Re: Who loves cryptocurrency?

That's great - 1980 had everyone worshiping David Bowie so some great memories of the days back then!

Money with excited criminals has been around for more than a thousand years now, but originally it was not as common as the events that we see these days. Highwaymen have not been seen since the late 19th century but now emailwaymen are back in the world.

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Who loves cryptocurrency?

Cryptocurrency has just become criminal financing in recent years - I thought it was a great idea when cryptocurrency first appeared but it seems that a huge amount of criminals also thought the same thing. I've quit cryptocurrency 100% now to avoid the risks that this story describes - returning to checks, bank-transfers and credit cards is depressing but much safer and nowhere near are expensive as $4 million these days.

Warning: Microsoft Teams Free (classic) will be gone in 2 months

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Re: Oh dear, Microsoft

"It's not that Microsoft is cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody." - a Brendan Behan quote updated (every one of his quotes needs virtually no big changes today).

Dell planning job cuts as PC demand jumps off a cliff

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"upgrades" have flushed the environment

I have a bunch of Dell laptops and they are all working great ... but ever since Windows 8 appeared I have found that work is much easier using the older laptops running Windows 7 than "upgrading" to spend more time waiting for Windows to get started and then make me wait while it downloads upgrades that are going to cause problems. I have a few systems running all of the current versions of Windows because we have to support customers but working is so much better with the older versions and so many customers want support for Windows 7, not "Windows This Week".

Latest Windows 11 build shares desktop real estate with, er, Spotify

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Re: So

Each new Windows version makes the older versions look better. This is a Windows update, how many more of these types of issues will we see for the next few years before they are all built in as permanent "features" in Windows12?

Fossil brain undoes 350 million years of scientific understanding

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This is a good story - Thank You!

However it's worth remembering (this is just a thought, not a criticism) that evolution is basically a result of sexual extensions; An entity evolves and it more popular after "parties" in the evening which "results" in more entities being born and the population increasing ... potentially evolving more over thousands of years to reproduce and "evolve" some more. So all evolution has to be something that extends the populations - essentially this is suggesting that smarter fish evolved more and more, eventually resulting on a fish evolving to breath air and then flop around on the river banks, finding mushrooms to eat and developing their fins into legs and arms and becoming animals that climbed trees.

A moment of silence for all the drives that died in the making of this Backblaze report

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Re: 1% failure rate

I've got a Windows XP system running with a 10Mb drive, it's still fine after about 24 years now, And there's another 10Mb drive that's still running fine after about 40 years but it hasn't been running full time, I only put the RL02 disks into the drive when I need to access data from back then.

And about 35 years ago I was working with a DEC customer of ours who was having problems with her system failing to boot up on a hard drive that I had installed many years earlier, yes it was "dead" - the disk wasn't spinning. But we talked about it and the next day she'd got it up and running to copy the data onto a new drive ... she solved the problem so quickly. She had unscrewed the top of the hard disk cover off and given her disk a little snip with her finger to get it running - it started spinning and they got everything fixed that day.

Intel cuts some workers’ pay to fund its future

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That's a good change - I stopped eating Lobsters after I learnt to scuba drive and saw the lobsters just acting like little kittens down under water, hiding in the reefs and then popping out to look at me and wave at me. I love crayfish and so do the Lobsters.

Boeing bids the 747 a final, ultimate, conclusive farewell

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Re: The end of an era

I took a flight on a 747 to India in 1972 to attend the Hans Jayanti festival, a religious meeting in New Delhi and Dehradun - it was a wonderful flight in such a comfortable plane flying out there and then back to London after a month in India - that introduced me to Indian food in the countryside - I still love Indian food but these days I'm just eating in a restaurant, not walking down the street with a bunch of cows - LOL, that was so nice!

I was just a long haired, stoned and trippy, hippy in those days, I've flown professionally all around the world ever since and flights these days are not as quiet and pleasant as that 747 flight was!

Sweating the assets: Techies hold onto PCs, phones for longer than ever

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"...a 39 percent plunge in Windows-related license revenues paid by PC makers."

This might explain why Windows 11 is requiring that we replace all the corporate users computers ... in the early days (Windows XP) all the computer manufacturers were complaining that people were not buying new computers - nowadays Microsoft makes money by creating a situation that makes users to buy new computers. If the income level stays down then will be be seeing Windows 12 soon?

Boffins deploy machine learning in search for intelligent ET

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Re: "a viable analysis tool, out-scaling the world’s largest super-computers"

Look at the history of the Universe since the Big Bang and the chance of intelligent ET existing is probably low. Our sun is about 4.6 billion years old and we're thinking that, based on observations of other stars, it will reach the end of its life in about another 10 billion years. This seems to be a common Universe event so the chances of seeing ET is low because this is probably happening everywhere. We're only here because sixty-six million years ago, dinosaurs had a bad day, if that had not happened then we probably would not exist to have this conversation.

JD Sports admits intruder accessed 10 million customers' data

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Hackers take security EXTREMELY seriously because you can make a lot of money from it, but if you are the company boss then your first thought might be that security is expensive... so being hacked might save you money. I'm not gaslighting, it's just that the modern data environment prioritizes access everywhere, security is just a "feature" these days.

Intel inside a world of pain as revenue plunges by a third

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Re: The World of Pain is old but I still love it!

LOL, so I posted that thought on Friday and then on Sunday we got five and a half inches of rain. It's only sprinkling now so all is well for us.

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The World of Pain is old but I still love it!

"Outside my window is a tree; There only for me, and it stands in the grey of the city. No time for pity, for the tree or me. There is a world of pain, in the falling rain around me." - 1967, Disraeli Gears.

I remember listening to this when it was released and being scared initially, but loving the album back in those days when I saw the Cream and it's still wonderful - I'm going to put it on again right now! Yes, we all talk about the world of pain but it seems like we never do anything to fix our issues. I'm not going to gaslight about it, I'm happy to try and help poor people even though I'm not rich. I love the world, it's just that "our" part has issues.

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Looking at all these stories about events which are just a small image of the world situation, I expect that we're going to see some big issues in the next five years or so, as the world economy gets better and worse. I'm worried that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer ... locally I'm seeing a lot of "homeless" people in the USA working and only getting paid $10 a day.

We need to make this a better world for everyone.

FOSS could be an unintended victim of EU crusade to make software more secure

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Banning advertising is very profitable, you don't have to pay for advertising because all you need to do is send spam.

These days spam is everywhere all the time, I wonder if an EU reconfiguration might stop spam - if spam could be totally eliminated in Europe by new regulations and email organization then I wonder if all the Brexiters would suddenly reverse?

I know this sounds like a joke but I would be so extremely happy if I didn't get spam every day!

What is Google doing with its open source teams?

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Re: Down on your luck. It's tough.

That's about what Google was earning when it said "Don't be Evil" - originally just a few million initially. The statement "Don't be Evil" lead to it making hundred's of millions and then realizing that being evil was profitable these days. But to be fair, Google doesn't generate malware or any cryptocurrency crimes so it's still a slightly good company that seems to be starting to be acting profitably without worrying about being evil occasionally so it's just a normal company earning billions nowadays.

Apple sued for promising privacy, failing at it

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This is "normal" everywhere.

Companies capturing customer data despite device settings is too often an internal "feature" because advertising is the major source of income for virtually all enterprises in the modern data world now. We see a lot of stories about these events in El Reg, but I wonder how many times this is just under the table? We think that our data is "ours" ... certainly it is, but when we are just device/app/OS/website users then we are just income for so many advertising environments.

Basically Advertising has evolved, originally it was just a sign in the street and a small picture/proposal in a newspaper that were designed to make us happy to read - think of this change like being given a young kitty at home ... but the "kitten" has now grown bigger, four feet tall with a large mane and teeth six inches long ... so now we're lunch.

Scientists conclude cats only have three personalities after YouTube clip binge

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Re: Three states of catter

So basically cats are just like people, we see the same variants with dogs and many other animals too. If you read Neil Shubin's views on human evolution (which I think are extremely accurate) then you can see that we, as humans, may see ourselves as different from animals but in fact we all started the same originally. Yes, we've evolved but so has everything else too and we share a lot of the same history. We didn't evolve to like cats but I suspect cats have evolved to like us because we like cats.

If your Start menu or apps are freezing up on Windows, Microsoft has a suggestion

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Re: Start menu is suddenly unresponsive and some applications won't open or work

It's not an "operating system" any longer, it's a data collection and sales system with some operating system features that may work occasionally.

There are plenty of reasons why government tech is stuck in the Stone Age

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Boris, you are commenting in El Reg as an Anonymous poster?

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Government tech is stuck in the Stone Age?

And in the Stone Age everyone was a hunter-gatherer.

We're just shouting into the void, says US watchdog offering cybersecurity advice

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Re: Janus.....The God Of Facing Both Ways At Once!!!

Look at the way the government works, we're going to "ban" all these cybersecurity attacks and we think it will help us?

But look at how things have gone with the government's "drug war" to fight everyone who used to just smoke and snort a little 40 years ago ... the drug war has vastly increased drug consumption and the dealers are now making vastly more money from drugs while making drugs far worse then they ever were. Are we seeing the same events now with cybersecurity - I'm seeing my daily malware detection's are going way up all the time ... will the cybersecurity way be as effective as the drug war?

Windows 10 paid downloads end but buyers need not fear ISO-lation

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Re: 500+ million PC's obsolete in 2025 unable to run Windows 11, 2026 might just be year of Linux

Windows 11 is making me very much appreciate Windows Vista! So what's going to happen by 2025, will I be getting updates for Windows 12 but worried that Windows 13 will be released?

Universities offered software to sniff out ChatGPT-written essays

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Re: Just expell anyone caught

My immediate thought was "Let's ban politicians from using ChatGPT too!" but now I'm wondering if using ChatGPT might not improve a lot of the things we're seeing politicians say?

Rentokil uses AI rat recognition to plot extermination in real time

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AI rat recognition is working for us!

Animal Intelligence is working fine, we have no rats or mice, or even cockroaches in the house - our cats work all day long and then sit on the sofa with me in the evening, not just the cats on the sofa, my crazy cat wife is happy there too!

Basically keep a cat around and you can ignore technology, technology doesn't purr so I am much happier with our cats. We live in Louisiana so cats are very helpful all the time, if there's a tornado close by at night then they run around and alert the whole family - it's never been a problem, the last tornado went past half a mile away but we were getting ourselves safe with the cats too.

Bill shock? The red ink of web services doesn’t come out of the blue

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Terminator

Modern workers rarely think about the pre-70's world, it's worth remembering that back then almost everyone created open-source software code to help other users get things working. And everyone could read the source and update their own work without having to panic about what might happen. CP/M and MSDOS were created and while they made a few people get a decent payroll, neither operating system generated millions ... OK, yes they did have millions of users and almost everyone (not just the users) were happy.

But now Twitter is worth 41 billion dollars - where did all that money come from, and where is it going? Is everyone happy or just in debt?

Crims steal data on 40 million T-Mobile US customers

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Re: What?

I've been seeing hacking efforts on my "T-Mobile account" for years now ... but they have never been a problem because I have not had a T-Mobile account since at least 25 years ago but I'm still getting emails notifying me that my account password has been updated with recommendations that I download the new account "app" ...

Google dumps 12,000 employees after project probe

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Working from Home might have a big advantage

If you are handling a lot of phone calls, or writing software, documentation, handling sales and accounts then working from Home is possible if we change the corporate environment (that's essential). And while this would be a big change for everyone, it would reduce the amount of carbon released these days as everyone travels to and from work; and work keeps a building running 24*365 hours a year. Let's try getting this working by making all the politicians and parliament workers start by working from home - it would be a good evaluation test, teaching us what works and what needs to be organized and letting us measure the potential carbon emission reduction level.

I think that this has the potential to employ a lot more people all the time although everyone would probably get paid a little less; but everyone would have to spend less money to get to work and home again too.

University of Texas latest US school to ban TikTok

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Re: "School"

It's the same language and a different culture, England has "bogs" and "loos" ... America has "restrooms" - ask an American if they have a fag and a rubber that you can use and you'll either get a kiss or a punch.