* Posts by Paul Shirley

2284 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Jun 2009

Time to check in again on the Atari retro console… dear God, it’s actually got worse

Paul Shirley

Depressingly, showing empty cases at game industry events is common, though usually the box redirects cabling from the badly hidden, high end developer PC running an emulator or prototype boards that won't fit in the real case. If they couldn't even be bothered hooking up a PC running a VCS emulator behind a curtain...

Bring extra sleaze to a sleazy business.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

Paul Shirley

Re: Regardless of which side of the fence you are on.

In another forum we had a discussion about the many times politicians have interfered with the education syllabus and how much it looks like deliberate attempts to ensure UK citizens know almost nothing about the constitution, their own history or their place in the world.

It's infinitely easier to trick people out of rights they never knew they had. Or in the case of Britain, never really had, in it's 'Democracy in Name Only'.

Paul Shirley

Re: Damning...

The legal system is an important 'pillar of the state'. It has an obligation to act when the other pillars have all failed.

Paul Shirley

Re: Ignorantia juris non excusat

Luckily contempt of parliament does not need illegal or criminal actions. By ruling on the basis he has interfered with parliaments business, that's automatically contempt of parliament. Parliament can arrest him the moment he sets foot in the house if they don't feel like involving the police.

...and if he hides from parliament, that is also contempt of parliament ;)

Paul Shirley

Re: Damning...

The most entertaining result of holding him in contempt would be immediately imprisoning him in the houses own prison cell. With luck the ensuing fist fight would also incapacitate a hundred or more political parasites.

You better get a wiggle on then: BT said to be mulling switching off UK's copper internets by 2027

Paul Shirley

Re: How many connections is that?

Virgin are already switching to VoIP only on at least some new contracts, finally enabling the phone sockets on Hub3. I'd guess they have negligible numbers of phone only customers to worry about.

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

Paul Shirley

Re: Phillips Fault

My first office CFL bulb screwed with my mouse. The shiny new mouse I'd bought when it's predecessor decided not to work if the sun was shining near it!

Three UK slammed for 'ripping off' loyal mobile customers by £32.4m per year

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Re: Also worth noting...

The slightly weird thing is 3 offer existing customers slightly better deals than they offer new customers! Which takes a lot of the aggravation haggling with them away with the backstop of cancelling and replacing, must less painful in the time of number porting by SMS.

So their claims about end of contract are even more bullshit than they seem.

Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

Paul Shirley

Re: pet peeve

Language evolves faster than pedants.

Fairphone 3 stripped to the modular essentials: Glue? What glue?

Paul Shirley

Re: At the risk of making myself unpopular

Modern batteries have an impressively long lifetime, or if you're a mobile seller a depressingly long one. Apple seem to have found a way around that failure of built in obsolescence though ;)

The problem of getting through a whole day even with a brand new battery remains for many.

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

Paul Shirley

Re: Pinch of proton salt

Also shouldn't be a total surprise if a composite particles apparent size depended on its environment.

MAMR Mia! Western Digital's 18TB and 20TB microwave-energy hard drives out soon

Paul Shirley

Re: Feeling Old...

I turned down the loan of a 10Mb Atari ST drive in the dim&distant past...

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

Paul Shirley

Re: "aping whatever the Windows equivalent looks like"

I find the biggest problem with it is the moment you stop using it, you start forgetting how to use it. The UI is so alien to all other platform norms there's no hook to jog your memory if you're an occasional user.

Paul Shirley

Re: With that name

I struggle with why an educator would consider software with a UI that feels like it was designed by aliens just to confuse humans. Maybe the authors feel it has to have a gimped UI to match the acronym.

Wait a minute, we're supposed to haggle! ISPs want folk to bargain over broadband

Paul Shirley

Re: Penalising loyal customers - helps competition?

Depends on your definition of 'haggling'. Not accepting the 1st N offers on that list seems close enough.

Paul Shirley

Re: If they have discounts available they'll give them to you if you ask. If not, they won't

Virgin Media used to be pretty easy to negotiate with, they even had a direct menu path to retentions skipping all the upselling, didn't even need to threaten to leave unless you wanted to squeeze the last few £'s out of them.

Recently Liberty Global have really applied the screws. Just getting to the real retentions dept pretty much requires actually cancelling the contract, no-one before that can offer decent deals. Most don't seem to want to either. Got so pissed off with the runarounds and ludicrously unrealistic offers I finally walked, after being with them (and the companies they took over) since the dial up days.

Virgin have been protected from real competition for far too long. Despite that for most of their existence they actually competed and really did embrace haggling. Now they seem determined to be crushed by the competition.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

Paul Shirley

The one time I abused net send on WinXP to wind up one of the company graphics guys was slightly spoiled by inability to keep a straight face while talking him through the "piracy detected, the Microsoft security team are on their way" popup. The panic was real though, since he was the biggest pirate in the office!

He's coming for your floppy: Linus Torvalds is killing off support for legacy disk drive tech

Paul Shirley

The 1541 wasn't slow because of the serial bus, the software driving it was deliberately run in a slow cpu intensive mode reputedly because one machine the drive could be used on was bugged and wouldn't run any other way. Drive accelerator cartridges simply loaded new driver code that ran the same serial interface in the faster, uncrippled mode on the C64.

I was a very happy bunny when my accelerator cartridge arrived and the 1541 finally ran faster than my own tape turboloader!

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

Paul Shirley

Re: Let's face it, who amongst us hasn't lost a tie to the...

...and right now on YouTube Furzy is demonstrating the fire resisting properties of a safety tie when pulse jets become flame throwers...

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

Paul Shirley

When I was at school saving meant inserting or replacing punched cards in their stack... or filing printed output ;)

Near the end it meant saving to audio cassette at least twice, preferably on different tapes. And praying.

Time to Ryzen shine, Intel: AMD has started shipping 7nm desktop CPUs like it's no big deal

Paul Shirley

Re: On Waking Up

AVX512 already pushes chips to thermal throttling or if pushed hard to faulting and the power drain can also cause system stability problems. Just doubling up again is unlikely to be easy.

Paul Shirley

Re: Intel spokesperson quote

Arguably they were starting to seriously frighten Intel with the K6 in 1998 and trading blows with them on the K5 earlier. Upgrading to AMD was a thing back then, no surprise Intel moved to end socket compatibility.

I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

Paul Shirley

Re: keeping swappable spares in stock might make sense

Too true. 15+ years back I half filled a shelf with variable wall warts after a run of failures. Since then the devices have always died before their psu's!

Not very bright: Apple geniuses spend two weeks, $10,000 of repairs on a MacBook Pro fault caused by one dumb bug

Paul Shirley

Re: BS

Apple would only have handed it back if they thought it was fixed, the 'bug' they couldn't find is why it was repeating . If scripts say reset as a first step then the screen brightness problem disappears before before they start looking for the problem and doesn't get noticed. Very hard diagnosing a problem if it's no longer present!

Still an idiotic design decision.

If servers go down but no one hears them, did they really fail? Think about it over lunch

Paul Shirley

Re: Which is why most stuff has auto ranging power supplies now

Its just that old that switching power supplies weren't a thing yet

I need to rebuild my "I, Robot" machine's 1982-3 switching PSU after it went bang a while back. To be fair they cheaped out a bit and wired it slightly differently for 240/110V so not fully auto-ranging and it's bigger than some PCs but they've been around a long time.

Paul Shirley

Can't remember what it came with but I have a power wart here that came with 5 or 6 clip on power socket adaptors, none pre-installed. Probably covers most of the planet. Unthinkable before switching PSU's became standard.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

Paul Shirley

Re: Wouldn't Happen Here

You mean materials were better 20 years ago. Not sure there's that much difference today with big brands using the same asian sweatshops as the counterfeiters.

Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?

Paul Shirley

Re: Vapourware

..certainly is in the games industry! We'd laugh at the verbal gymnastics marketing use to explain away each delay if it didn't create so much crunch time for the poor sods building the product. Seems to take at least 3 months, usually much longer before marketing will admit reality doesn't take orders from them.

Self-taught Belgian bloke cracks crypto conundrum that was supposed to be uncrackable until 2034

Paul Shirley

Re: relaunch the computation?

A few lines of calls to the GNU Multiple Precision Arithmetic Library will run an awful lot of ops for very little typing...

On a modern OS you can probably just issue async transactional writes to dump incremental results, with negligible effect on performance. Rotating the dump files might be the bulk of the code. At startup ask the OS for the last successful transaction and do no other checking than whether it exists, perhaps throw in a cheap checksum.

Can't even see why restarting the calc would be a chore, just let it autostart with the PC.

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

Paul Shirley

Re: Next child protection emergency?

I will be getting my age id so I can continue using beer porn sites when the "are you 18 yes/no" popups start demanding proof. You know it's coming with the current war against drink.

Pictures of gushing beer taps, frothing head (on pints) and mixed groups of Belgian beer bottles jostling in crates will continue to be mine!

Very convenient...

Paul Shirley

If all age ID providers guaranteed to out politicians I wonder how many days it would take to repeal the law?

Is Google's new cloud gaming service scalable? Yes but it may not be affordable, warns edge-computing CEO

Paul Shirley

The huge flaw in this is they still need to get graphics resources to the users machine for the render command stream to work on. Stream them without caching and you'll risk sending more data than a rendered video and no internet connection available would keep up. Pre cache and you might as well just install and run the whole thing locally.

This scheme seems designed to only benefit owners of badly configured gaming rigs, great if the CPU (and only it) is a bottleneck. I'd bet on Microsoft's gaming cloud computing becoming usable long before this is.

No Court of Appeal for you! Judges uphold Aria PC firm VAT fraud ruling

Paul Shirley

Re: OEM

It can also mean no coolers with CPUs, no migration tools with hard drives, no fixing bits with almost anything and so on. Definitely not a safe option for complete beginners.

Of late OEM part sales have got stranger, the retail versions of my last few hard drives were cheaper than OEM!

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

Paul Shirley

Re: Emojis?

Add in 2 different sets of rules depending on which specific part of the site you create it on, at least one of them also lying about the rules anyway and you have Microsoft's external developer login!

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

Paul Shirley

Re: *BEER* shouldn't be 'cold cold'

The floor sweepings passed off as tea in the UK desperately need milk to lock up excess tannins.

Paul Shirley

Re: *BEER* shouldn't be 'cold cold'

Most drinks designed to drink with ice are sickly sweet and only the dulling of your tastebuds make them palatable at all. The widespread use of corn syrup in barely fermented American 'beers' would make them undrinkable without super cooling. The alcopop abominations should only be consumed frozen on a stick, with a bowl ready for the vomit.

Paul Shirley

Re: Hmm

Not sure double clicking is intuitive in any way!

And here's Intel's Epyc response: Up-to 56-core, 4GHz 14nm second-gen Xeon SP chips, Agilex FPGAs, persistent mem

Paul Shirley
Coat

encrypted DRAM

Optane memory also features hardware-based encryption – something no DRAM device is capable of

If you go dumpster diving for DRAM there won't be much data there to decrypt...

Presumably persistent DIMMs are a problem for encrypting data before it leaves the CPU, if you ever have to read the DIMM somewhere else. Have Intel opened a whole new set of security 'opportunities'?

Only one Huawei? We pitted the P30 Pro against Samsung and Apple's best – and this is what we found

Paul Shirley

Re: Niche?

At least 50% of my use is in poorly lit pubs, with alcoholic enhancement demanding even lower exposure times or heroic OIS!

Paul Shirley

I think we assume the call quality only needs mentioning if it's bad!

Paul Shirley

Re: Pedantry

Detail seems to be thin on the ground but the original DiMagex periscope zoom squeezes a longer movement length for its optical components than the depth of the camera body by reflecting 90deg and mounting the components vertically. My Dimage20 is still going strong, only the internal backup battery has failed, still zooms nicely after many years.

The P30 looks like it does the same, making it a real optical zoom. It's been suggested it's happened now because the KM patents have expired.

Paul Shirley

Using 'lossless/digital' tells you it's not lossless above 5x... Doubt they're just cropping to fake extra zoom. Hope it pauses at 5x like my camera does at the end of its optical zoom range, interpolated zoom is awful.

Paul Shirley

Re: most dedicated cameras have slow startup times

My LG G4 is about as fast to take pictures from standby as my bridge camera in standby, including whipping it out of my pocket. Point, double tap the button, find out if it shoots instantly or buggers around for a second focusing.

Faster if you include pulling the camera out of its bag because I don't always walk around with it in my hand or bouncing dangerously on a neck strap and there's that pesky lens cap to remember!

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

Paul Shirley

There's probably an element of less tracks per inch on larger formats making radial positioning error less of a problem. Unless you were using the C64 5 1/4" drive, that bastard just loved ramming its head hard against the endstops even in normal use. I think it's recalibration routine depended on doing it!

Foldables herald the beginning of the end of the smartphone fetish

Paul Shirley

Re: Small is Beautiful

So basically you need one of todays 'too big for a normal hand' phones that you could fold in half down to 5" or less?

OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers

Paul Shirley

Re: Infrastructure

I've worked on many game codebases with built in "crash now" commands. Sometimes failure really is an option!

More worrying is the times you try desperately hard to cause a crash but fail...

Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee

Paul Shirley

Re: Change supplier

Try switching and you'll quickly discover they'll only accept you on the decent contracts if you accept a smart meter. No they can't force you to have one but you can't force them to take you if you don't.

Crypto crash leads to inventory pile-up at Nvidia, sales slaughtered

Paul Shirley

Re: "I think that the demand will return"

They did make specialised mining cards. The main specialisation was removing all the video outputs from standard GPUs! Which is going to be part of this problem because while they do still work as GPUs its a PIA involving passthrough to another GPU to make them work.

So that's a pile of GPUs rendered worthless. Doubt they'll do that again.

LibreOffice patches malicious code-execution bug, Apache OpenOffice – wait for it, wait for it – doesn't

Paul Shirley

Re: Of course

It's quite astonishing how Microsoft can suddenly improve when competition comes knocking on the door. Or not.

Paul Shirley

Re: Tried Libre about 3 weeks ago....

I had uncomplex Word documents go wrong between the cut and the paste!