Names *and* date of birth for former spouses? That was why they're now former. I'm lucky if I remember my own !!!
Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me
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Uncle Sam backs down on slurping passwords from US visa hopefuls
Debenhams Flowers shoppers stung by bank card-stealing tech pest
We are 'heroes,' says police chief whose force frisked a photographer
Australian Taxation Office named as party preventing IT contractors being paid
BT to pay £22m in interest to rivals in ethernet overcharging case
Today's bonkers bug report: Microsoft Edge can't print numbers
First cardboard goggles, now this: Google's cardboard 'DIY AI' box powered by an RPi 3
Leaked: The UK's secret blueprint with telcos for mass spying on internet, phones – and backdoors
How does the ISP know if the encryption I use is breakable unless they break it first? Which would be a hacking offence since it's done by them and not the government. And how can they block it since I run it on port 80 (or 443 or whatever)?
Here's a non-encrypted message to the UK government - FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Amazon tweaks so-called 'assisted suicide' publishing contracts to ink EU deal
Greater Manchester cops fined after victim interview vids lost in post
Gamers red hot with fury over Intel Core i7-7700 temperature spikes
Fortran greybeards: Get your walking frames and shuffle over to NASA
After years of warnings, mobile network hackers exploit SS7 flaws to drain bank accounts
Jeez, we'll do something about Facebook murder vids, moans Zuckerberg
US Navy developers test aircraft carrier drone control software
S is for Sandbox: The logic behind Microsoft's new lockdown Windows gambit
Unpaid tech contractor: 'I have to support my family. I have no money for medicines'
135 million Indian government payment card details leaked
Heroic stepmum takes one for team, sticks pot pipe up wazoo
Male escort forgot pregnancy protection, scores data protection instead
UK patent troll protections tweaked – lawyers exempted
Welsh Linux Mint terror nerd jailed for 8 years
Sun sets on eight domain names managed by CentralNic
A sensible Internet of Things investment house? Breed Reply looks like it
Another career suicide as reporter leaves The Register for broadcaster
Plan to kill net neutrality is the best thing/worst thing ever! EVER!!1
NATO secures adoption of submerged drone data comms standard
China launches aircraft carrier the length of 13.6 brontosauruses
Chipotle may have banished E coli, but now it has a new infection
European Court of Justice lays down the law on Kodipocalypse
"deliberately and in full knowledge of the circumstances." - I beg to differ. If I ask my parents to buy it for me for my birthday/Christmas I can assure the ECJ that my parents are way too techie illiterate to be in full knowledge of anything (they're in their 70's bless 'em) and they are the purchasers under consumer law.
I think the Euro lawyers best cancel their holidays whilst they sort this one out,
Oh dear, Prime Minister! Nearly 100 Beeb bosses make more than you
UK.gov throws hissy fit after Twitter chokes off snoop firm's access
UK drops in World Press Freedom Index following surveillance and anti-espionage threats
Webroot antivirus goes bananas, starts trashing Windows system files
eBay denies claims it's failing to thwart 'systematic fraud'
SAP Anywhere goes nowhere, reaches commercial cul-de-sac
LinkedIn U-turns on Bluetooth-enabled 'Tinder for marketers'
Re: Apps, Apps, Apps
Yes, they are legally obliged to steal all your phone data and hand it over to marketers if it's an app. If it's a website, they can't see your phone number etc. since you might be on a PC etc.
Personally I gave up on LinkenIn because it is just Facebook that gets past the corporate firewall. So many 'friend' requests because I know someone, others want to know me. Buy me a drink (or two) and then get to know the real me :-)
Alaska dentist 'pulled out patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard'
Doctor Who-inspired proxy transmogrifies politically sensitive web to avoid gov censorship
Shooting org demands answers from Met Police over gun owner blab
Exploding femtocells: No need for a full recall, says Vodafone
New MH370 analysis again says we looked in the wrong places
Not the droids you're looking for – worst handsets to resell
Ministry of Justice scraps 'conviction by computer' law
Web celeb product whores told to put on the red light – or else
The FTC kept quiet of who they thought were product whores. It's assumed it was Kim etc. But it could be me, whilst I'm sitting writing this in my Gucci boxer shorts, munching on a box of Graze (tastes better than the contents), drinking a cup of Nescafe Azure made by the excellent Nespresso by Krups coffee machine.