What, no mention of the vandal(s) as c*nts ?
Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me
1782 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Jun 2009
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Vicious vandals violate voluminous Versailles vagina
Free ethical upgrade offered as Fairphone launches mobe No 2
Belgium trolls France with bonkers new commemorative coin
Nude celeb iCloud hack: Feds seize Chicago man's computers
Chips can kill: Official
Microsoft makes Skype beach body ready with web browser beta release
Festival tech: Charge your mobe while you queue for a pee
Everything old is new again: Man mugged in New York, only this time for his Bitcoins
Sacré bleu! Parking machine labels French mayor ‘thieving bastard'
Chlorine gas horror leak at Apple data center puts five in hospital
It's not over 'til Saturn's spongy moon sings: Cassini probe set for final Hyperion fly-by
Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht to spend LIFE in PRISON without parole
For those n00bs wanting drugs to be legitimised so they can be taxed and therefore crime will go down. Haver you heard of tobacco and alcohol? Both get taxed to the hilt because they make you dependant on them and therefore will pay whatever is asked because you need them. And therefore everyone on a day drip to Calais tries to smuggle in as much as they can back to Blighty because it's cheaper. And if they can smuggle in a few crates of 'baccy, next time it just be 'for personal use' drugs, then underage sex slaves and so on. Slippery slope.
Also the 'medical benefits' argument is equally flawed - walking around with a stupid grin doesn't cure you of cancer. Shocker I know, but when 'baccy was first brought over from our colonies, it was a 'cure all'. Now we know different. Same as any other junk that's smoked. It's a death sentence.
Chap mines Bitcoin with PUNCH CARDS and ancient mainframe
Sniffing and sharing Wi-Fi passwords? There's an app for that!
Red-faced Germans halt NSA cooperation after Euro spying revealed
Top Spanish minister shows citizens are thick as tortillas de ballenas
NASA guy to White House: Be really careful with that HTTPS stuff
BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...
RADIOACTIVE WWII aircraft carrier FOUND OFF CALIFORNIA
'ANYTHING BUT STABLE' Netflix suffers BIG Europe-wide outage
FATTIES: Boffins say their miracle sunshine skin cream 'prevents obesity'
Trust Me I'm a Doctor talked about nitric oxide last week - it helps open blood vessels to prevent high blood pressure. Nowt about making you thin.
I think the rubbing cream on your obese body will be all the exercise most fatties will do though.
Or picture this - two fat naked bodies and a tube of cream squirted on them then they just have to rub against each other to put the cream on places that will never see the sunlight. Picture that when you're about to sit down to dinner tonight :-)
Will GCHQ furtle this El Reg readers' poll? Team Snowden suggests: Yes
Facebook 'manipulated' 700k users' feelings in secret experiment
Titan sprouts 'Magic Island', say astroboffins
eBay says database leak dump offers are fake
Amazon Prime hot air drone service goes a-recruiting
Boffins 3D-print biomimetic shark skin
IETF plans to NSA-proof all future internet protocols
But all the snoops'll do is
put a trojan/virus on their offical gov website (such as tax returns etc), force you to do tax returns online and infect your computer that way. Who cares if the protocol is encrypted, it just means you can't check your own data pipes and see if data is being slurped to naughtyHQ
Canuck cops cuff teen suspect in swatter-for-hire case
Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars
Boffins say hot air makes Antarctica colder
Orange France hacked AGAIN, 1.3 million victims seeing red
Truck-sized asteroid slips silently between Moon and Earth
Twitter's got a new UK public policy wonk... 'You are the product' Big Brother Watch bloke!
Ads bandog berates Virgin Media in BSkyB broadband bumf bust-up
Brit IT workers are so stressed that 'TWO-THIRDS' want to quit
Well as a contractor currently working in a bank, the IT admin doesn't (yet) know about IP but he is planning on learning it one day. The staff/work ratio is unbeliveable. If I was in charge we could reduce the 20 head count to 3 (to cover for holidays etc). Most IT people basically should not be in IT but they joined for the large salaries,wild parties and loose women (I know I did and I'm happy). Just because you get a degree doesn't mean you're clever/intelligent/useful to the world in general.
People who get stressed at work (IT or not) basically can't manage their time/workloads properly. If your superiers says do this in x time and you know it's not possible then you should say so to *their* superiors. Just being a pussy and putting in unpaid overtime is frankly stupid and leaving you open to be abused later on.
My biggest stress is do I pop out and get another bottle of Coke or pop into M & S and get their freshly baked donuts. Am I working hard? I did a weeks worth of work in an afternoon by not running around like a headless chicken but sitting back, looking at the problem and then automating it. After all, that's what technology is there for, to make my life easier.
So, anyone whose a wimp should downvote this because it's the first step to manning up and growing a pair. I dare you.
It's spade sellers who REALLY make a killing in a gold rush: It's OVER for graphics card mining
Top tip, power users – upgrading Ubuntu may knacker your Linux PC
Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer – advice from US, UK, EU
NASA finds first Earth-sized planet in a habitable zone around star
Let's review the facts
Very red sun so skin will be greyish
Higher gravity so bodies will be shorter (probably 3 foot or so)
High levels of infra-red so nature will have evolved to give them large wrap-around sunshades.
As fir it being to far away to see the CFC's and such like in the atmosphere, that's a cover up if ever I heard one.
Just the facts ma'am, just the facts.