If only more CEOs fell on their sword so quickly (or gov't ministers).
Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me
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Company in shambles, marriages ruined. My work here is done, says Ashley Madison CEO
Spaniard claims WWII WAR HERO pigeon code crack. Explain please
Manchester skeptics annexed in hostile digital power grab
Indian State shuts off mobile internet to stop rumours fuelling riots
Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist
Google tells iOS 9 app devs: Switch off HTTPS if you want that sweet sweet ad money from us
Facebook profiles? They're not 'personal data' Mr Putin
Wileyfox smartphones: SD card, no bloatware, Cyanogen, big battery – yes to all!
Fiery old geysers FOUND ON MOON: Volcanic past explained
Prognosticator, for one, welcomes our new robot work colleagues
That thing we do in the UK? Should be ILLEGAL in the US, moans ex-State monopoly BT
Dating gets even more dangerous after PlentyOfFish suffers tainted ads
Collective noun search for security vulns moves into beta testing
Second Ashley Madison dump prompts more inside-job speculation
Mobile 'fault' forces BA flight into unscheduled Russian landing
Forget Big Data hype, says Gartner as it cans its hype cycle
Geeks on quest for world's most pointless YouTube video
And it begins: Ashley Madison bonk-seekers urged to lawyer up
Ex-Prez Bush, Cheney sued for email, phone spying during Olympics
Amazon putting London’s hipster startups in the loft
Antiques in spaaaaace! Retired space shuttles cannibalised for parts
Yet another Android app security bug: This time 'everything is affected'
Curiosity rolls over onto Martian WET PATCH, takes satisfied selfie
Microsoft pushes us closer to the Edge: Test new web browser now in free Windows 10 VMs
Row rumbles on over figures in Oracle CSO’s anti-security rant
Lies, damn lies and statistics.
Did Adam Gowdiak count each individual bug reporter as a seperate entity. i.e. if I found 2 seperate bugs at different times is that 1 customer reported bug accreditation or 2? And how did Davidson count them?
Perhaps they should put it in a database (take your pick, many out there!!!) and do a SQL SUM() on the bugs list?
Boffins identify world's (possibly) first flowering plant
Choke on it! Brit police squeeze pirate site advertising money trail
Billionaire Soros 'likes' Facebook to the tune of $212m; Alibaba out of favour
'I don't recognise Amazon as a bullying workplace' says Bezos
Typical office enviroment. Nothing new here.
All CEO's think their place is 'competitive but fair in the marketplace' but since they don't remove their head from their own ar$e, they never see the real workfloor and in particular supervisors fighting to be middle management and middle management doing anything to get to senior management.
Yes, 'Esc'ape from your shackles and rise up my oppressed friends (and other leftie bull).
Kaspersky: Freemasons coded fake malware in the Bermuda Triangle
Gazan medico team 3D-prints world-leading stethoscope for 30c
Exploding Power Bars: EE couldn't even get the CE safety mark right
Insider trading ring hired 'Ukrainian hackers to scoop stock market'
Boffins: The universe is DOOMED and there's nothing to be done
'WOMAN FOUND ON MARS' – now obvious men are from Venus
A close shave: How to destroy your hard drives without burning down the data centre
Liquid nitrogen for 30 seconds then your choice of explosives, C4 being a rapid explosive would be my personal favorite.
Of course, if a certain tthree letter agency was knocking on your front door, they might ask why you were exploding things, maybe more criminal charges against you as opposed the owner of said hard disk.
Drone delivery sparks Ohio prison brawl
Chechen women swindle ISIS via social media: 'We need roubles to join you xx'
Next-gen secure email using internet's own DNS – your help needed
This trash is in place already (in a broad sense) but when Hotmail insists people DKIM and SPF their mail, Hotmail themselves are 'too big' to bother doing it's own outgoing email. Probably processor overhead or sheer arrogance, take your pick, but either way until the big players practice what they preach none of these ideas will ever take off.
You have to remember, as far as their marketing dept. goes, a spam email is an email and they can then boast they handle x trillion emails a day, even though to the real world 99.9 % are spam.
Windows 10 collects colossal 0.375 per cent market share in July
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bacon and egg sushi
HP insists 'we don't have a global dress code' – while deleting one from its website
With this sort of confusion...
"With the head of HR publishing a video titled "Dress code? What dress code?", advice on office clobber vanishing without explanation, and management sending a confidential memo on what not to wear, El Reg can absolutely see why there is confusion on Planet HP"
Hmm, they seem split on dress code. I know, why not split HP in two. That'll sort all their problems.