Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me

And when a kid

shines a laser into the electronic eye, then what?

"or the primary purpose of the web property." - so Google will stop showing adverts on search pages because their primary purpose is showing adverts, not search results?

Well, at least it was done by an IT profesional and not a dumb user !!!!

$8 billion for a company that has annual revenue of $7 billion. Deal of the decade or what?

Surely

His comments are offensive and insulting to pro-Trumpers and he's actively discriminating against them. Double standards me thinks.

What I don't understand is

how can someone not elected into the Senate/Congress get to be President?

"Infineon claimed the test had implications for driveless cars" - now the cars can try solving Rubik's cube whilst pile driving you and your car into the side of a truck. Nice.

"four penises, hairs capable of secreting silk and a whopping 200 poison glands" but how is natural selection going to compete with my size 12 boots?

So in a future distopean world

if kiddie fondling was legalised, Sir Jimmy would be pardoned? It's a dangerous road to go down.

Breaking up the party

The lander was supposed to fuck up. That's what the boffins said before hand. It was being used as a test bed for the real lander in 2020.

The fact it probably made a new crater and from above the shiney bits will glint in the sun looking like water won't confuse any of Mars orbiters in the slightest though !!!!

I read

"SITS systems" as their SHITS system. Toilets not working? Major problem !!!!!

hired 133 incremental staff

Couldn't get normal staff then?

Why not copy Switzerland?

Out of the EU but trades with them. Oh no, not that bit. The gigabit over copper bit. We've loads of copper in the ground. Up the voltage or whatever tech magic they do and easily get 100 Meg + speeds. No more digging up roads etc.

Plan B

pigeons - those damn Yanks can't shoot everyone out of the sky, especially around London.

Good for beelions of years eh? Like my 640K RAM which I was told was all I'd ever need !!!

Who cares what the EU group think?

we're leaving.

and Clove just says "wait", you can't get it yet.

On Google's car - with A-pillars that thick, you're going to need help seeing out in front, especially coming up to junctions.

Illegal but no recourse so justice is shown to be served (but not upheld).

I wonder if all the migrants who want to come here know it's more oppressive than where they're running from?

So when they're buzzed by UFO's, they don't want to talk about it. But buzzed by UFD's (unidenified flying drones), everyone wants in on the action.

Wonder if the crims thought

The Register was 'that register', you know for paedeos. And got your name/email from here thinking you're already known to the authorities.....

also attending

was the Russians and Chinese. Via malware, backdoors, trojans and well, any means necessary. And traditional means like double agents and that large submarine. Just there. To your right.

Only incoming mail?

What if my terrorist group used Yahoo! as a distribution server. Did the NSA catch me then?

Podesta obviously didn't learn anything from Hillary's use of personal email services for work use.

I hope his call out fee was pro-rata the cash in the cage !!!!

Most cargo carriers don't want to ship stuff with lithium batteries in them by air. Have had this policy for a number of years. Doesn't mean they don't get shipped, just that they shouldn't.

Don't spy on your own citizens and insiders with morals won't tell the world.

And

Partner Fund Management should be sued by it's investors since PFM obviously didn't do due diligence on Theranos' claims. Karma !!!

Everyone is saying 'commercial usage'. Police/secret squirrels aren't going to pay commercial rates.

The old guard know the cost of pocketing a congressman or senator. The newbies just chuck money at them so they currently are flavour of the month.

If bribery and corruption occured in US politics of course!!!

SIM-free?

A telco offering an own brand cheap phone SIM-free - are you sure?

But they are still heavily advertising their other models on the telly. Let's hope it was only a certain type of battery that's the problem.

"Ok Google... I'm have a heart attack - dial 999 please"

"(thinks - medical related...) Have you read the stories about the junior doctors?"

"Are you having a fucking laugh? Dial 999"

"Alright, alright. Just trying to lighten the mood. Do you know you can get a BUPA subscription....."

What's the collaboration between hackers infecting a nuke power plant and some kids wanting glow-in-the-dark bollocks trying to sneak some stuff out?

Currently all emails are forwarded to the NSA. Some people want their emails forwarded to their own alernative email addresses. This is the problem which Yahoo! are trying to fix.

And wasn't there a story about BT users having this problem. Seems it wasn't BT's fault after all !!!!

Yves Bigot - bet he's not biased :-)

The evidence m'lord

'Samsung of “blatant copying” of the iPhone' - iPhones catch fire, Samsung's.....

For this kind of money, you'd think they'd upgrade Tetra.