Posts by Your alien overlord - fear me

what about 128 calves (clv) = 1 Lindisfarme Gospel (LFG) ?

If phone manufacterers haven't upgraded their kit since Kitkat, they won't be offering patches.

Although I am willing to stand corrected HP and Lenovo (specifically tablets) !!!

8,000 kg of precious metals for 4,000kg of medals. Someone doing the classic, 1 for you, 1 for me methinks!!

Identical, except one is full of jealously and one went to space !!!!

WTF?

RNC was not hacked. As in it was hacked but they didn't get the incriminating emails.

Is the Trumpster getting pointers from this guy?

Is the Oz gov't a fan of Spock? "The (copy)rights of the few outweigh the needs of piracy for the many"

How will they choose the victims - make them wear Fitbits for a month and the slackest get the boot?

Look at Ericsson's shareholders. Over 50% owned by Swedish corporations. Another 9% by Swedish retailers (whatever that means). I doubt they'd want their local company to do a "Nokia" (brought by yanks then closed down effectively with all the unemployment that comes with it).

Well, you can polish a turd and get a polished turd. But what happens when you try and polish Hull? Yep, it's still Hull !!

"signed up for fourteen 747-8 freighters in late October 2017, with options for another fourteen in the future."

Sooooo, do you mean 2016 or they took the option for the future 14 Jumbos?

My brother went to Hawaii last year with his missus. He knows exactly what the locals farm (and you wo't find it for sale at the local Walmart either). As he said, cos of the missus, he didn't try any local produce but loads of locals sat on the beach with it.

Remember, it's not the size of the leak but the leaks contents that count.

And this is you should just let the NSA look after your firewalls, they're not going to bork any data streams !!!!!

Surely proper Kylie has prior art or whatever they call it and wannabe Kylie is just leeching off proper Kylie's years of hard work?

Nice how if you follow the 'public sex site' link, they tell you the current known diggng sites. Not sure if it's to encourage 'visitors' or keep people away !!

Why the fuck was 'Reply to all' ever put on email programs?

If his stuff wasn't uploaded, I think we should see it. You know, to prove he did download the porn, er self expression not meant for public eyes.

So, self driving cars in a gridlock underground won't be soul destroying or a cause of mass claustrophobia?

So they get a good deal in the USA but a bad one in China? Surely it evens out so it's the same as everyone else paid?

a. All superheroes (with super powers) wear spandex. Glad to see someones put 2 and 2 together!!!!

b. How come all those disco dancers in the 70's looked so lame or is that lamé ?

Based on images alone

Proper doctors perform physical tests before irradiating/cutting up their patients.

It's just a IT joke...

1101 employess to be fired. It's actually 13 (in decimal).

* Just like the 'There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

Pinning their future on a smartwatch? In other news, LG filed for bankruptcy in late 2017.

Why doesn't the IRS blacklist those returns with compromised social secirity numbers so when a return is made, check with last years address and I dunno, their name. If it's changed, send a SWAT team instead of a tax rebate.

Sounds a bit like a certain ex-FIFA charirman who refused to go.

How are ISPs going to deal with websites like Youtube ? Lots of harmless cat videos but also many videos of tits,cocks and pussies if you know the right terminology for the search box. Youtube just says are you over 18? Er, yes gov.

Earth seems very cloudy. Hope that doesn't affect the global climate.

"The benefit for developers is that once an app has been streamed to a device, the full app gets installed and remains on the device, which should make ongoing use more likely."

So, to recap, you can now install apps without going through Google's store. Hopefully the security aspects have been prioritised so compromised websites don't spawn malware ridden apps. I mean, Google has thought of that. Haven't they?

If Trumpy gets rid of the EPA, does that mean VW is off the hook?

I was under the impression that Google didn't use *any* Windows products cos of some historic spat and forced their employees to use either Linux or Macs. It's good to see they've seen sense.

But if you're with Microsoft and use LInkedIn to find another job.....

"committed by teenagers and people with almost no technical skills." - bet they still wear a hoodie whilst on their computers !!!!

Appointing Wosskow seems akin to appointing Rolf Harris to see if paedoes are a bad thing.

Steven Campbell off to HPE then?

If I post a fake news story, how can anyone preempt it by posting a less fake snippet?

Unless they can see into the future and then why don't they just buy winning lottery tickets rather than work for a thankless, faceless organisation?

As if Trump getting elected didn't forecast the end of the world, there is now this abonimation created between MicroSatan and SUSEvil. We're doomed, doomed I tell you...

Harking back to the 60's? That'll explain the new corporate logo then :-)

If they were that shoddily built, how come they didn't explode on their first charge? Sounds like a conspiracy to me :-)

Dabbsy, IoT and VR were cancelled due to lack of interest by the public. Do try and get your head out of your hole and pay attention !!!!!

So once they register a new sub-domain they'll pre-load it on web browsers? WTF? Why do I want US govt sites preloaded on my web browser? I never look at their stuff and it'll just use up my hard disk space.

Also, it's only going to encrypt new sites. So what about their existing stuff?

a bunch of incompetent, egomaniacal clowns.

Why does the article suggest only one minister when we have a government full of them?

That's a selfie of Darren?

Thought LinkedIn was now a Microsoft division?