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"Black pudding saved my life, without a doubt."
And now he's the spokesman for the British Black Pudding Association.
Re: Alexa, write me a Brexit compatible Customs system
@Steve Davies 3
The good news is that the PM gets Amazon Prime TV and free delivery on their Amazon.com purchases once they plunk down the 3 billion Sterling.
Hey, don't forget the three even-numbered Star Trek movies, which were also from the 80s
While episodes 1 was from 1979, and III, and V never happened :)
After the success of GoT, George R. R. Martin could probably get his tax returns filmed, so be thankful this isn't his tax returns!
"picked up by the cable channel Syfy"
Considering it is the SyFy channel, which 80s popstar is going to be casted in this series? Boy George could play an alien without requiring much makeup (just throwing that out there)! And what part does Tara Reid get?
I just posted about Boy George being an alien in new George R. R. Martin scifi series thread
Which brings to mind the idea of using "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" as NATO's new, more relatable hymn.
Alternate article titles
Tom Petty music publisher tells Spotify "Don't Do Me Like That"
Niel Young music publisher stops searching for a "Heart of Gold" at Spotify, flings sue-ball.
The Smoking Man was seen leaving El Reg's offices, and the editorial staff have been assured of abnormally large tax refunds this year.
Re: Grainy videos of possibly alien spacecraft
@AC "where's the secret alien material hiding in Vegas, that supposedly we can't defend ourselves from?"
Have you ever pondered where the Blue Man Group came from and why they are so popular on The Strip?
Why the aluminum isotope and not the iron isotope?
Simple--the aliens space mined all the iron before our piddly backward solar system formed. See? That was easy! Don't any of our boffins actually read science fiction? How about the SyFy channel--don't you eggheads get cable?
(Mine is the chainmail anti-shark diving suit, in case of Sharknado.)
And the water where this sub was found is fairly certain to be much shallower than wherever MH370 is. And the geographic area where MH370 could be is vastly greater.
I suspect that they will find MH 370 some time in the distant future, on some oceanographic expedition, for now it is entirely lost.
Re: Lest we forget.
Well, new steel is contaminated because you have to force in a lot of air (bearing radioactive particles from all those open atmosphere nuclear tests from the 40s to the 60s) to properly smelt the steel.
But it seems to me that structural steel made before the atomic/nuclear tests would be just as good.
Re: Lest we forget.
Aren't there just dilapidated old bridges/factories/skyscrapers we can get our precious low-background steel from? For example, here in the SF Bay Area, they have replaced half of the Bay Bridge between San Francisco and Oakland, which was built in the 1930s. The old eastern span cantilever bridge is mostly torn down now.
Where is all that steel going? It has to be at least 5,000 or 10,000 tons of steel made in the 1930s, and not corroded because its been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 75 years.
Shouldn't we be using these resources rather than blowing apart shipwrecks that hundreds of people died on, and then using a claw to pull the scraps up off the bottom of the sea?
Inevitable Team America: World Police video
Sadly the shark does not have laser-bearing headgear. North Korea is still a poor country after all.
Maybe El Reg should jump on this valuation
The Blockchain Virtual Reality Data Visualization Register? I'm just throwing that out there.
(Will the editors of this fine publication let me know if they are going to take my advice? I'd like to buy up a few shares before the re-branding goes public.)
Any of these seem to work in this situation...
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." -Abraham Lincoln
"There's a sucker born every minute." -misattributed to P.T. Barnum
In other news....
The Royal Navy announced the addition of a saltwater pool to the facilities aboard the Queen Elizabeth, because "nothing's too good for our boys in uniform".
Re: Not OK.
That's not actually true though. Legally this has already been adjudicated that constitutional protections apply to anyone in the jurisdiction or custody of the United States and its territories, or American citizens who are abroad. The rest of the world being protected by their own governments and various international treaties.
There aren't even any legal protections if they U.S. government gathers intel on you and hands it over to your home country, except again in treaties between nations, your domestic laws and whatever embarrassment the U.S. or your home country would gather from such a shady deal.
Basically, if you live outside the U.S., your in a largely free-fire zone as far as the U.S. constitution is concerned
Uber really has become the business world equivalent of the Jerry Springer Show. I'm almost expecting that the next newstory out of that company is that an executive once smashed a chair over someone's head, all the while dropping F-bombs
I think the bigger issue affecting British communication with the rest of the world.
Is that the Royal Navy will be down to something like 30 combatant vessels in 5 years or so. That is not counting the nuclear missile subs that avoid combat unless forced upon them, or those river-class patrol boats with out autocannon onboard that are mostly useful for scaring away foreign fishing boats.
That's not a great look for an island nation of 60 million people that can't grow enough food to feed itself or produce enough energy with its own resources to keep the lights on.
Re: One thing that I don't get...
But Netflix and Google WON'T be paying Comcast and AT&T. Instead, they will serve as a conduit of money coming from subscribers through Netflix and Google to the cable companies, thanks to a pass-through of higher prices/more advertising that are targeted at end-users.
Happiest people of the day....
Goes to anyone involved in the cost-justification of lobbying expenditures at major U.S. cable companies. Those guys are looking like geniuses right now.
That's a turkey stuffed with a chicken that is in turn stuffed with a duck.
Then you pass out in front of the TV, pants unbuttoned.
Of course, if the government wanted to avoid pollution or monetize this...
They'd instruct the cars to drive through the potholes, or make you pay an extra $50 a month to enable the optional pothole-avoidance algorithm
Re: Having traveled through Coventry on a couple occasions.
Camilla says hi!
Re: Must have known...
To be fair though, noted non-EU nations like Norway (I think Trondheim?) and Switzerland have hosted the annual European Capital of Culture since that honorific was launched by the EU. The idea that Britain (which is still an EU member BTW, and could conceivably change its mind on Brexit) should not get to participate just looks really petty.
Not too many British are going to cry over the loss of this honor, but the EU kind of shot itself in the public-relations foot a bit with this about-face. Whatever the outcome of Brexit, I don't actually see the British Isles suddenly floating off to a new permanent home the Caribbean or something. I'm not a geologist, but from what I can tell the UK will remain on the same tectonic plate as the EU for at least the next couple decades, and the two entities should probably make the respectful best of their ongoing status as neighbors.
Having traveled through Coventry on a couple occasions.
I think the proper course of action is to evacuate the city and ask Hermann Goering to come back and finish the job.
I don't know about being distracted by the naked lady on horseback. Maybe he's just really into chocolate?
So what happened to the 12,000 ton Chelyabinsk meteorite?
If they only recovered 5 tons of it, where did the other 11,995 tons go? Certainly it did not convert to energy (Siberia would be leveled otherwise) and not all that mass was superheated and changed phase to gas. And I am sure that most of the fragments were not found and have become part Siberia now, but if scientists only found 5 tons, I have to think that a large majority of the meteorite did not land as solid fragments.
I have to think that much of the meteorite was blown to dust by the explosion in the upper atmosphere, and has probably precipitated out worldwide by now.
@Voland's Right Hand
"Neither was Su-27 nor Mig29."
Possessing an air arm that is as effective as Russian naval aviation is not actually something a significant sea power should aspire to.
Soon to be seen bombing a part of Yemen...
Mercifully not near you!
I know that most of the West has mortgaged our energy security to the Middle East (or that other well-known haven of philanthropism, modern-day Russia), and these oil states need militaries to defend themselves and their energy resources from even more nasty autocrats. Plus I understand that if we don't sell them weapons they will get lesser-quality ones from Russia or China and there goes our influence and security over our energy needs.
However, I grow increasingly concerned about the atavism involved in selling Israel and Arab police states/autocratic monarchies advanced weapons so that we can see these on TV being used to bomb other arabs who are less lucrative customers.
Visiting Forces Act of 1952? When that visit began, Frank Sinatra was probably number one on the pop music charts! That was back when the NSA officially didn't exist and wags said that acro stood for "No Such Agency"!
(Like "The Chairman", the NSA does it their way.)
Maybe the MoD is counting on post-Brexit unicorns to make things right
They'll just roll up with 40 billion Sterling in a briefcase and hand it over to the British Treasury.
Re: it's already doing 17.46 km/hour
Give Voyager a break. It's 40 years old and maybe it's going up a hill!
Hey, some politicians are actually decent people!
And they need some video instruction on how to properly screw over the public if they ever want to make it to the front bench! :)
Re: Two sides to the coin
I'm not sure I see the reason for an Al Qaeda clone to go after fiber-optic cables.
Looking at that one exchange with the 5 cables in Alexandria that was mentioned, if ISIS took it out and then stormed through the streets of Alexandria with 100-200 gunmen killing Coptic Christians or something, would taking out that exchange substantially help them? I'm going to bet not, as the military/police could probably summon reinforcements by radio, and I don't think taking out that exchange is going to badly effect the ability of citizens in Alexandria to warn eachother to get off the streets and shelter.
Could you do the old "We'll take out the cables and take Wall Street/the LSE/the Frankfurt DAX/Nikkei/Shanghai exchange offline and cost the infidels billions in stock losses!" scenario? Probably not, as those kind of targets are going to have a lot of fault-tolerance in case of a badly placed plane crash/subway derailment/irresponsible guy with the backhoe from hell scenario.
Hey, nice of the NSA to tell us what their list of targets is!
“Either the FAA have endangered the safety of commercial airliners"
The FAA--DARE to fly the open skies of America!!
(Icon shows author of this post donning his white silk scarf and leather coat prior to catching the San Francisco to LA shuttle.)
Interesting article, and I am sure there are inequities that need to be resolved, but...
1) Are women getting paid less if they work in the same job with the same qualifications and at the same company as a man in that position? I certainly hope the answer is "no", but this article doesn't resolve that. We all know that salaries can vary widely by employer.
2) Why are there so few women in IT in Britain? Is part of it that women do not stay in the field as long as men do?
3) As far as hiring, are female candidates significantly more likely to leave the field earlier than men?
Is RBS run by Montgomery Burns?
-Lay off 680 workers right before Christmas--check!
-Bank with recent history of crappy online banking service that locks out customers getting their money pushes customers towards same crap online banking offering--check!
Where's the announcement that due to the 680 layoffs, the remaining employees will have to work Christmas Day? C'mon RBS, go for the hat trick!
"Fingers cabinet minister in pr0nz"
I saw what you did there. (Though I really wish I hadn't.)
Paris--because she's a wonderful human being with no history of involvement in adult entertainment.
Re: fossil fuel - we're addicted.
I don't know about iithium/ion batteries, but I know that producing your lead-acid car battery is so environmentally fraught that in the U.S. it basically costs more to shut down and decontaminate a lead acid battery factory than it does to keep it running. So basically you keep it running and hope that the battery manufacturer doesn't go bankrupt and leave a big brownfield Superfund site in your town/city.
Personally, I like my smaller smartphone. However, I A) don't look at too much video on my phone B) still have pretty good eyesight and C) do not like a phone that fills my whole shirtpocket or is uncomfortable or breakable in my pants pocket when I sit down.
Maybe I'll bring back the 80s brick-phone. Only now with a hardened case and shock-resistant electronics so you can use it as a paperweight, handy hammer or self-defense weapon when necessary.
Re: The Real Death Of Attack Carriers
That might work with some of the newer diesel-electric subs, but most subs won't be able to get within 5-10 miles of a CVN.
F-35B--the "B" stands for boondoggle!!
Yes, I am waiting for the act in this comedy where the U.S. Marine Corps sells Britain back the now thoroughly worn-out Harriers for twice what the U.S. paid for them when Obama was in office. Then Britain finds out that through some combination of inept negotiation and bureaucratic oversight that the planes were purchased, but not the screws that hold them together.
This will probably be discovered when the Harriers arrive back in Britain in a series of open wheely-bins full of random parts.
Thanks for the pre-holiday downer, Chairman Pai
Cronyist political hack who ignores hundreds of thousands of comments from the public he is supposed to be working for. I hope somebody pees in his Thanksgiving stuffing.
Trivia time!--St. Martin de Porres
Founder of the well-known Catholic parental admonishment against pleasuring oneself was also known as St. Martin the Blind.
I'm glad that I never used Uber.
I've driven with Lyft a couple times, I'll stick with that.
It's sad what HP has become...
But it has managed to split itself from one flailing industry leader into 4 flailing industry also-rans. I'm sure that made the tech industry's investment bankers and corporate lawyers a lot of money, if nothing else
Terrible Information Technology Screwing Unhappy Patrons?
I thought we'd already done the "TITSUP backronym" article last week.