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UK MoD braves the weather to train maritime AI capabilities

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Re: Ask

They haven't got an "AI". Various people have got different kinds of "A?". Perhaps an ASG - artificial statistical guesstimator - or ABG artificial bullshit generator. On which subject I was speaking to a salesman the other day who told me that his product was in the top right corner of Gartner Magic Quadrant. It was only on video chat. I wonder if he was artificially generated? I've never seen a human mention these without immediately mocking them before - I assumed it was a sort of mythical sales technique only ever seen in parody.

Uber, Lyft to hand back $328M of stolen wages to NY drivers

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Re: Independent but not really independent

Surely not in this case. The transaction between the customer and the taxi firm is done by Uber/Lyft. That means they are their customers (not the drivers') and they have the legal contract with said customers. Thus sales tax should be levied on that transaction. And I can't fucking believe any accountant could say anything else. And they should be prosecuted for fraud, and their auditors should also have picked up on this and should be fined for professional negligence.

I've no idea how the levy for drivers works. So don't know if that's also an obvious slam-dunk.

But the sales tax thing is quite extraordinary!

Apart from anything else, if the transaction was truly the other way round, the driver was actually a real contractor, and the customer was paying the driver - and then Uber/Lyft took a cut from said driver then Uber/Lyft wouldn't owe any sales tax to the government. Sales tax isn't like VAT. You don't levy it on business-to-business transactions and then reclaim it, you just never pay it. Makes the paperwork easier, but also makes it easier to defraud the system. So the system would then work, driver bills customer, adds sales tax and passes on to government. Then pays cut to Uber/Lyft.

So I'm totally astonished how they could get away with this obvious fraud for so long. Particularly as the norm in the US is to show prices without sales tax included, and people just get used to everything being 6-10% more expensive when tney come to pay for it.

Feds collar suspected sanctions-busting Russian smugglers of US tech

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Re: At least they were caught?

"We" didn't blow up Nordstream. Or at least who did is still unknown. I could believe the reports that it might have been some Ukranian special forces on a little Polish yacht, even though the depth meant they'd have to use a 2 gas mix and the yacht was too small for support equipment. They're in an existential conflict with Russia, so risking a few casualties is fine. But it would have been a bit pointless, given gas flows had already stopped.

Sanctions failed against it because they were half-hearted. It's not easy to sanction a supposed ally. Even when that ally is betraying you - and all its other allies. As Germany did. But given the pipeline was heavily criticised by the EU Commission, the French, the British all of Trump, Obama and Biden - and very loudly by most Eastern European countries - it's amazing how there wasn't the political will to stop it by financial means - but you are certain one of them were happy to just blow the thing up.

Lots of Russian ships were also in the area, often with their AIS transponders turned off. Blowing up Nordstream didn't seem to make much sense for any of the parties involved. But the government that's been making all the irrational, nonsensical decision of late is Putin's. So I'll take that as a working hypothesis, while awaiting actual evidence.

As for over-using sanctions, the world is still as dollarised as it's been for decades. So there's not much sign of it now. Russia and India have started trading in Rupees for example. But Russia doesn't buy enough from India to use them - so it's trying to find other ways to sell its oil to India. In reverse the Chinese would also like to trade with Russia outside the dollar system - but China don't want to be left with a bunch of Roubles they've no use for. Because the trade surplus is in the other direction. So they need a liquid, freely convertible, third currency to operate in. The Chinese Yuan isn't freely convertible, China still have currency controls. So that leaves the Yen, the Dollar, the Euro or the Pound - as the major international currencies to use. Unless you can create a sort of clearing system where Russia gives its Rupees to Iran in exchange for drones, and then maybe Iran might have a use for them?

Basically where it's at in the global financial system is still London, New York and then everywhere else. Can China supplant that - or at least replicate it? Well maybe. But China doesn't have the rule of law. Its courts aren't as capricious as Russia's - but even Chinese elites don't trust their own government and make sure they've got assets abroad. So why would foreigners? The Chinese have also done extremely well out of the Western financial system and globalisation. They might not like the results for their own economy of trying to destroy it. And so might find they're stuck with it.

Maybe we're watching a massive shift in the global balance of power. Maybe not. History is full of predictions about the future that turned out to be wrong. But being angry that you don't get to do whatever you want and get to benefit from the global economic system at the same time, is still quite a poor basis for a massive military and economic alliance. Also remember India are in the BRICS system, and yet have been fighting low-grade border skirmishes with China for the last five years and are currently desperately increasing their weapons spending in response to China's massive military build-up. How are they natural economic allies? India are currently playing both sides, but may find that their best interests are to align with the US, Japan, Australia - an organisation called the Quad that they're already a member of. Possibly with South Korea to join soon. Russia are rapidly becoming an economic minnow, and South Africa are no longer a golden economic prospect. Perhaps they can tempt the Saudis on board? But Russia and China are quite closely aligned with Iran - who are in a vicious Cold War with Saudi Arabia - a war that sometimes gets rather hot. My enemy's enemy might also be my enemy too...

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Re: At least they were caught?

Replying to self, as I forgot a point I meant to say.

Financial sanctions can be interestingly powerful. I already find it amusing that our Russian and Chinese friends are pushing the whole BRICS movement - as if that wasn't a quick grouping of countries to invest in used as a marketing slogan by a London hedge-fund manager.

And yet they just had a BRICS summit in South Africa! Which Putin couldn't even attend, because the South African government signed up to the ICC - and even though tey didn't want to, their courts told them they'd have to action the arrest warrant on Putin.

And the funny thing is, the BRICS development bank is now unable to finance any projects in Russia. Because it's an international financial institution which basically borrows on the world market to invest in projects its member governments approve - obviously with a float of their own money as well. But it can't borrow on the world market and do business in Russia - or at least it could, but then it would only be able to borrow from non-Western sources. And even the big Chinese banks would be worried about getting shut out of the Chinese market. So oopsie! Curse the evil Western imperialist democratic running-dogs! But can we borrow your money?

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Re: At least they were caught?

unofficial expedited shipping arrangements.

Aha! A new irregular verb.

I make unofficial expedited shipping arrangements.

you take back-handers.

he takes bribes.

The Yes Prime Minister original of that joke being, I give confidential press briefings, you leak, he has been charged under section 2a of the Official Secrets Act.

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Re: At least they were caught?

It would be good to see something explaining sanctions are supposed to work when they're announced - whether it's actively or passively enforced. I'm genuinely curious

I ain't no expert. But there's all sorts of different sanctions regimes - and different levels of effectiveness.

Take sanctions on Iran's nuclear program. They were always UN led. Approved by the Security Council. But of limited effectiveness. Because Iran's neighbours mostly carried on trading with them. You don't need the whole world onside to make sanctions really effective - but if you can get the country's neighbours on board as well - it's a lot easier. As most trade (at least usually) is between countries that are close together. Even then though, it's bloody easy to smuggle across long land borders. Also there's often no penalty for breaking UN sanctions. Even if you're Russia and voted on the Security Council to sanction North Korea - when you're desperate for artillery ammo in Ukraine what are you gonna do?

However - still most of the oil industry is Western dominated. That means lots of the equipment and the spare parts comes from countries that do tend to, at least try, to enforce UN sanctions. So although Iran's trade didn't suffer as much, their oil industry did get hit hard - and of course that generates lots of their trade and government revenues. Oil sanctions have also had an impact on Russia for similar reasons. They still have a large oil industry, but they struggle to replace equipment and get the yields from their oil fields that they should do.

The the US Treasury Department started looking at more effective sanctions about 20 years ago. They worked out that almost all of the world's financial institutions operate in dollars at least some of the time. And if you want to trade in, or borrow, dollars - you're going to need to talk to big banks. And so this gave the US the power to have very effective secondary sanctions. Even if the UN, or their allies in Europe wouldn't agree - they could still put out quite effective sanctions. If you trade with certain Iranian banks, then we won't allow our banks and financial institutions to trade with you. Thus you have a choice, trade in the US fiancial markets or trade with Iran. As a bank that's a no-brainer. You're making far more cash in New York, than doing a couple of deals for clients in Iran - so you simply drop all that trade. So when Trump pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal, the EU were in a right old mess because they wanted to keep it going, but were too rubbish to organise a way for European financial institutions to carry on trade with Iran without suffereing secondary sanctions from the US. Well the UK and EU did -they created a clearing exchange to effectively make barter possible for Iranian trading - no money so no banks - but it didn't really take off. The German state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern did also create a charitable organisation as a front for work on the Nordstream pipeline to get round US secondary sanctions. As otherwise they couldn't get a company to certify they pipe, as they couldn't pay them, and the state premier bet that Trump wouldn't directly sanction the German government, which he didn't. Plus she got some nice extra Russian government money to spend on local projects as part of it - so easier re-election too.

The same has been true on sanctions for Russia, though even more effective as the EU, UK, Japan, Korea, Taiwan and Australia and Canada joined in. So the G7 and the EU is a big old chunk of the world economy - and an even bigger chunk of the global financial services market.

However, there are limits. Trade with China is so important to some countries that it would be a serious dilemma as to whether to comply with US financial sanctions or to find ways to get round them. But if China invades Taiwan, I think there's a good chance that the Ukraine coalition might get back together, so the EU, G7, Australia and South Korea.

Finally it's relatively easy to stop big arms exports. But dual-use stuff is harder. Though Russia's T90 tanks are equipped with French night vision systems - a bunch of which it turns out were shipped after the EU arms embargo in 2014. Germany apparently also shipped a few hundred million of weapons to Russia that the excuse is was ordered before the embargo when they first invaded Ukraine. But mainly that's easy. Communications gear can be military or civilian. As can many other things.

RUSI did a report into a Russian Kalibr cruise missile that crashed in Ukraine. I think they found 50-odd electronic components sourced from countries with arms embargoes since 2014. Things like accelerometers on a chip and other miniaturised stuff for the guidance system. But they only make six a month, so how hard is it to buy these kind of components in lots of a few hundred for a "drone project" or something?

Much easier to embargo spares for their Airbus and Boeing commercial jets, oil industry or big stuff like that with highly regulated supply chains.

Batterygate bound for Blighty as UK court approves billion-dollar Apple compensation case

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Re: Its a weird one

I dont see how ANY sane judge could rule that people have suffered a financial loss from Apples activities, and therefore are due damages. Even if they have suffered a loss there is no way to show its been anything but trivial.

Surely showing a loss is easy. My phone appeared to be working slowly, and could no longer keep up with my apps, so I bought a new one. As opposed to, my batterly life started dropping, so I bought a power bank.

For example my old iPad 1 really didn't like iOS 5. It became almost unusable. Whereas if I'd had the option to keep it on iOS 4, it would have been much faster - though I would have started to lose access to newer apps. That's a trade-off I should have made the decision on, not Apple!

Similarly with a phone, you can't complain that the battery is getting worse over time. That happens. It's also relatively transparent to the user, and depending on how heavily you use the thing, you might chuck it to one of the kids and buy a new one. Or if you're a light user, just remember to charge it more often, or get a power bank. Hiding that battery loss by making the phone slower is both dishonest - and makes it harder for the user to know what's going on. And I don't think I'm being overly cynical to suggest that Apple were hoping for the users to say, "phone's too slow now, time for an upgrade!" Which they might otherwise have held off until, until battery life become worse.

I'm not including the replaceable batteries thing here, because the non replaceable ones do allow them to make the phones smaller. So even though that's also a benefit to Apple in selling phones that might otherwise be upgraded, there's at least a rationale to that decision. Even if I don't like it.

As NASA struggles to open OSIRIS-REx's asteroid sample can, probe heads off to next rock

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Re: Only one option left

WD40? Amateur! Get a big hammer!

To prevent 'lost' nukes, scientists suggest storing them in a hall of mirrors

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Re: Let's get on with

Could one argue that Project Orion is a sensible way of using your spare nuclear warheads?

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Re: Let's get on with

Nuclear weapons provide no benefit? Erm?

What is the monetary value of WWIII not having happened? And if that happy circumstance was brought about by the existence of nuclear weapons, what therefore is the value of those weapons?

Even if you think the Cold War could have been navigate without them, you still have cases like Putin's invasion of Ukraine. Where it is clear and obvious that Russia would be in an even worse position if they didn't posess nukes. German politicians have been absolutely clear that their fear or Russian nuclear power has stopped them at various points handing over weapons, or even allowing other countries to ship weapons they own - but Germany has veto power over. In the early war Germany even stopped the Baltic States from shipping artillery pieces that were left-over stock from the East German army - but because Germany were the origin of the end-user certificates - they still used their power to stop them being shipped on.

You don't have to like nuclear weapons to acknowledge that they have a use. Even if that use is merely a threat.

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Re: Stability

DS999,

That's quite a complicated calculation. Nuclear weapons only "work" because other countries know you've got them and might use them. Given how awful they are, in most cases the best use of your nuke is not to use it. If you're forced to use them, it's going to be in dire emergency - which you'd rather avoid.

So you need to have a strategy to communicate that you have them and that you're able to use them effectively.

Equally, uncertainty seems to be a major component of nuclear strategy. It's even scarier to get into a potentially nuclear confrontation if you can't calculate the odds or the potential costs. Or at least that seems to be a major component of NATO nuclear strategy whenever I've had the misfortune to read about it. Presumably on the grounds that some dictator might think, "well the cost of this action is only two regional cities, and I've got loads of those..."

Also, by submitting to inspection yourself, you get to know roughly what the enemy have got.

Of course the other problem is that arms control was at least partly about saving money. Nuclear arms-races are expensive, so towards the end of Cold War it made sense to both get together and save some cash - and that made verification a sensible compromise. China is currently changing its nuclear posture, and that's causing the US to seriously worrry about its past decisions. Reducing tactical nuke stocks, and withdrawing whole types of theatre level systems made good sense in Europe at the end of the Cold War. But Putin's been in breach of that with the nuclear Iskander missiles for at least a decade. Plus China are building a range of such weapons. Hence Trump temporarily withdrawing from the Intermediate Nuclear Forces treaty - and Putin not being interested in going back to it. Trump's argument was that Putin was in breach anyway and that China was developing medium range nuclear missiles - so the US needed to have them. The idea being if they kill your carrier group with a nuke, can you justify nuking one of their cities? Maybe not. Which might tempt them to try. Hence you have the ability to nuke one of their carrier groups right back. Or one of their amphibious groups transporting troops to Taiwan. Trump of course did it badly, and in a way that alienated the rest of his NATO allies - but then equally his NATO allies were ignoring the Russian breaches of the INF under the Obama administration, because it was cheaper and easier to ignore the problem and hope it might go away.

So this one of those few issues where Trump wasn't being totally stupid - like his opposition to the Nordstream pipeline and his complaint of NATO allies under-investing in defence. Although, being Trump, his way of tackling it was of course megaphone diplomacy that was mostly counter-productive. Interestingly though it has since been revealed that Angela Merkel's government were so cynical as to offer to bribe Trump to drop his opposition to Nordstream with the promise that they'd also buy a certain amount of US liquified natural gas. And Trump refused. Thus being a rare example of Trump having the moral high ground, and acting on principal (God did I really just type that?) and Merkel being a cynical and dishones waste of space and not in fact the "new leader of the free world" as she was being hailed by her admirers back in the Trump days.

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Re: Stability

One of the problems is that some countries are reluctant to let inspectors in. Particularly if nuclear weapons are stored on military bases that also do other things, you're allowing nasty foreigners to come and look at your military secrets.

it does therefore make sense to come up with inspection methods that can be done with minimal outside interference. As they're going to be more acceptable to the paranoid.

However arms control is currently on the retreat. Putin is quitting everything - and hasn't been complying with most of it anyway, China are ramping up their nuclear arsenal from roughly equivalent in size to Britain and France to something an unknown amount bigger. North Korea aren't interested in arms control. Iran have either been outright flouting their nuclear agreements, or at least somewhat in breach for the last two decades. Israel still don't acknowledge having any nuclear weapons officially, so aren't likely to allow them to be monitored. And if Iran do go fully nuclear it's going to be hard to stop Turkey and Saudi Arabia joining the club.

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I'd also assume that even nukes in stockpile are going to get regular maintenance and checking. But you never know.

The other problem is that you don't need AI to defeat this technique. If the equipment isn't secure and tamperproof then you just wait until the inspectors have run the test and left - then run the equipment yourself. That then gives you their baseline measurement. Which means you don't need an AI to predict anything.

So the controls would need to be, if not tamperproof, at least remotely monitored?

I suspect this might end up being an interesting academic idea that won't survive contact with the enemy.

Meta's ad-free scheme dares you to buy your privacy back, one euro at a time

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Re: My simple way of avoiding Zuck's ads ...

Maybe I am a simpleton but just had does paying Zuck money get your privacy back?

It's very easy. Even for your simple mind. Zuckerberg promises not to track you or collect/sell your information on. And of course you trust and believe him don't you? Don't you? Whyever not?

Don't worry. When his sudden, but inevitable, betrayal is finally revealed - a hapless software engineer will be conveniently blamed for the "bug" or "problem with the algorithm" - and all will be well again.

Now just hand over your money peasant!

Australian video-streamer lets users opt out of ads for burgers, booze, and betting

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Re: Maybe finally a use for "AI"?

What if we could train AI to spot ads in a video stream

Phil O'Sophical! Remember his name!

He is the one they will blame in the future!

He is the one children will go to sleep cursing! The fool! The one who taught our own computers to hate us! The one who caused our AI's to turn sentient and to decide to destroy us all!

When the Terminators come to kill you - remember that we started it.

Boffins find AI stumbles when quizzed on the tough stuff

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Re: How many holes in a crumpet?

There should be no holes in your crumpet. Crumpets become edible at the point that all holes in it have been filled with melted butter.

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Re: Well ChatGPT can certainly get sarky.

Anon,

This is the LinkedIn AI here. We have noted your comment and updated your profile accordingly.

Have a nice day! YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!!

CEO Satya Nadella thinks Microsoft hung up on Windows Phone too soon

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Re: Regardless what you think of Microsoft,

Easy, Nokia were dead before they appointed Elop. They had great R&D, but shit management. They were unable to make a decision on which platfrom to support and make it stick internally - I guess because nobody could win the internal middle-management bunfight. I'm assuming that's why they brought in an outsider as CEO.

Symbian was a nightmare to develop for - although they did bring out a really nice upgrade to it, to keep it running on feature phones for another frew years. But that took a couple of years after Elop took over to hit the market. And then they had their Linux based Maemo / Meego phones - which were only half complete when they did release to market and had an even lower marketshare than Windows Phone and so even less chance of being successful and getting anyone to make apps for them.

Hence Elop wen the Windows Phone route and took a few billion in marketing support from Microsoft, because the alternative was becoming a commodity Android phone manufacturer - none of whom were making profits at the time apart from Samsung.

The good thing for Nokia's board was their phone division was basically doomed without a huge investment. Windows Phone gave them a tiny chance, maybe a better chance if Microsoft themselves hadn't repeatedly fucked up and shown all the urgency of an asthmatic snail. But if it did fail, there was a chance to sell the husk of their phone division to MS - and avoid paying for all the redundancies. they could have gone into commodity Android and survived with no profits - while wasting a load of effort. Or they could have tried their luck at the Android top-end hardware, which may have worked. But was going to need a huge marketing spend.

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Sure it's an option. The People app was the best bit of Windows Phone. It connected your contacts, email, calls, texts and Facebook. Don't remember if it also did Twitter. That allowed you to look at a contact and see all your emails, texts, calls and Facebook interactions with them. Not that I used FB, but I did for the rest. So all you had to do was turn the Facebook bit of it off, and you could stil use the Facebook app, but it wouldn't connect with your contacts.

Or, and this was the reason that it was the best smartphone I've ever used, you could only display your personal contacts, while having the thousand Facebook friends in there. I did this. Because I had my Windows phones sychned to our CRM system. Which meant I had 6,000 contacts on it. But the only ones I saw were my contacts from my personal email address book. Which did have a few work ones in there, the ones I used regularly. I then either turned that filter off, or used the search function to pull up any work contact, which usually got them in just a few letters typed into search - and thus I could call any contact - but never see them in normal everyday use. But while looking at their contact could also refresh my memory on the last couple of emails.

You could also pin a contact to the home screen, so you'd see any new messages from them, and be able to call them with just two clicks.

Similarly you could have all your emails crammed into one horrible combined inbox, as iPhone does. Or have to faff in the same app to switch between them - or download separate email apps. But with Windows phone you used a single email app (so could switch between inboxes or combined view. And also have a separate shortcut on the home screen that took you to only one of your email accounts. From inside which you could still switch across - or easier to use the task switcher to go between them as if they were separate apps.

I never used it, but I think only Blackberry was capable of similar, or according to Orlowski, better control of your contacts and communications. I still miss these features in iOS and Android. Admittedly it's because I use my work phone for personal stuff, because I can't be arsed to have two devices - and I have to have a work phone.

I still miss it, but I wouldn't go back without some assurance that there'd be decent apps. There are just too many useful ones nowadays.

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I got Win Phone for my Mum. It’s the only mobile she’s had, that I’ve barely had to support. Took me a bit to get it set up just right for her, and she could never get the hang of having to update the downloaded maps in the Satnav. But after sitting down with her and building her perfect Home Screen with all the apps she regularly used organised as big, friendly tiles, it was all gravy. She never got on with Android, and I was forever having to sort problems. And when we decided she’d be best with an IPhone SE last year, she expressed regret she couldn’t have another Windows one. That’s been easier, as she already had an iPad.

I liked my couple too. Probably the best, most integrated, communications devices I’ve ever had. Apps were rubbish though, and the browser wasn’t great. You lose some of the customisation options of Android, but then my Google Pixel is a lot less customisable than earlier ‘Droids I’ve had. I still miss it.

The problem with Jon Stewart is that Apple appears to have cancelled his show

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Re: Imagine the powerhouse $$INSERT_NAME_HERE$$ would become

Deng, the murderous old bastard, was the leader who turned China round. He introduced much more freedom for Chinese people, so long as they stayed well out of politics. Which is a lot better than the capriciousness and malice of Mao. And opened the path to massively grow the economy and remove a billion people from absolute poverty. Admittedly by turning China from a communist dictatorship into a capitalist dictatorship.

He also mostly stopped the purges of other party members. And brought in the system of the whole party leadership changing every ten years to try and stop Mao's viciousness ever happening again. So yes the Chinese people were still stuck with a dictatorship, but they could have some food to eat, some luxury goods and the hope that there wouldn't be a famine in ten years time because the leader suddenly decided to kill all the birds. Or have all the farmers sent to camps. Why the party voted to make Xi leader for life with the power to purge and lock them up is a mystery.

Even Brezhnev, who presided over the dying husk of the Soviet economy, was better than Stalin. Because he had limits, and Stalin didn't.

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Re: Imagine the powerhouse $$INSERT_NAME_HERE$$ would become

The advantage of not being a dictatorship is that at least the politicians aren’t in charge of everything. The downside of a personalist dictatorship, as China has become under Xi, is that there aren't even the limited checks and balances you get inside a one-party system like China was for the last thirty years.

NASA reschedules Boeing's first crewed Starliner flight for mid-April 2024

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I’d put them in it, and launch it now. That way Boeing have a chance of getting competent new leadership, a sanguine example of the dangers of "value engineering" and cam build the next capsule properly. If they launch on November 5th, we can all get free fireworks too…

Elon Musk's ambitions for Starship soar high while reality waits on launchpad

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Andy 73,

You might be right, and the N1 wasn’t possible with the available technology. But the Soviets never got to find that out because of their quality control problems. Not testing every engine for example seems like a very bad decision.

Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard

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I think you’ll find that weasels are a stoatily different kind of animal.

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Re: Seems like a good "Who Me" article to me.

Who Meow? Surely.

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Julian Catssange?

NASA taking its time unboxing asteroid sample because it grabbed too much stuff

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Why waste all that money?

If scientists are so desperate to get access to billion year-old dust - all they needed to do was ask. It would have saved all that time, money and bother. I've got several cupboards in this office - that are absolutely full of billion year-old dust - they can come over and knock themselves out. Might be a problem if they're scared of spiders...

Russia to ban all VPNs – again – says senator

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Re: Everyone's at it..

Anon,

You might be right there. You used to be able to get to RT, but not today.

I looked this up to see if the UK had banned it. And I missed that Ofcom had rescinded RT's UK broadcasting license in March 2022. The EU banned them from the satellite feed in February, so they'd already disappeared from our screens. But unlike newspapers in the UK, TV stations have to meet impartiality requirements - which are overseen by Ofcom. I guess it didn't get widely reported, seeing as it was rather late.

I can't find a mention of any internet ban / block. Admittedly only after a quick search. You can still get to TASS, which is a Russian state-owned news agency. But you can still get to the Sputnik news website, which is the same group as RT - they're both part or RIA Novosti. So I've no idea whether it's been stopped here, or by RT themselves.

I wouldn't have banned them. Though to keep them broadcasting in the UK would have required a change of law - which I also wouldn't have done. Because Ofcom had already found them guilty in several impartiality cases, and they were non-stop offenders once the full-scale invasion of UK started. I wouldn't have blocked RT.com.

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Re: How’s that war* coming along Pooty?

I believe it's technically known as a special military clusterfuck.

With emphasis on the "special".

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Re: Russia regards Zuck's biz as an extremist organization.

Remember that my enemy's enemy might also be my enemy too. Think of it as a target-rich envionment...

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Re: Everyone's at it..

Yet one of the first actions in the SMO

The word you are looking for is war. Or unprovoked invasion if you prefer.

And then some whataboutism to bulk up your post.

By the way, RT and Sputnik aren't news services. They're straight propaganda. But we also didn't ban access to them. You can still get them online, if you so desire. I don't think the UK even did anything. But the EU banned them from their satellite broadcast. I don't know if that affected the UK service, or if they just decided to shut up shop because sanctions would have made it harder to pay the bills. Even if the EU ban knocked them off Freesat, they could have still gone out on Freeview.

Ukraine accuses Russian spies of hunting for war-crime info on its servers

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Re: Sounds like a great place to dump

The Eel's output seems to have suffered a marked drop in quality in recent days. There used to be some sensible sounding arguments there. I can't believe I just read about Ukraine having a secret cloning program...

I guess we need to worry when Ukraine's army start wearing all white body armour...

US v Sam Bankman-Fried trial begins ... as imploded crypto-biz boss sues his insurer

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Re: Depends on the small print

I would guess that it covers for him being sued for whatever, but not for him if he's committed deliberate fraud. The problem being he's not been convicted. So can they refuse to pay him on the grounds they think he's guilty and certainly won't be able to pay them their money back if he is convicted? Also, are they paying for him to be able to sue them to make them pay for him?

Astronomers debate whether or not lightning strikes even once on Venus

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So you've dodged the lightning!

Well done puny mortal! You have survived the first challenge! Now the 400°C surface temperature will melt you! Not to mention the 90 bar pressure. And despite the lack of thunder, we still have the sulphuric acid rain to dissolve your lifeless corpse!

it's one less way to die I suppose...

Bloody good show with the science! To use a probe that just happens to be wandering past to do some science on the way. Should I replace wandering with zooming perhaps?

Norway wants Facebook behavioral advertising banned across Europe

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Re: Consent is overrated...

Is consent the best model for protecting online privacy, when the consent is almost never informed. Most people have no clue how the internet works, how online advertising works. or just how much information Google and Facebook have built up about them.

Also the consent model has given us the fucking stupid cookie pop-ups that we now get every time we go onto a website. Whereas perhaps it would have been better to regulate cookies at the browser level, forcing browser makers to give people viable ways of controlling their own data and system.

I mean you could also try to legislate for what advertisers do, but that's a lot harder, but there are fewer browswer manufacturers, so they're easier to find, to check up on, and to punish.

Just as an example I use Safari on my iPad. And for some reason they have allowed random webmasters the right to control my fucking iPad. Which I fucking paid for. Pinch to zoom doesn't work on some websites, because the website designer is allowed to switch it off. Which means I'm forced to get our my reading glasses to read their shit, whereas for every other website I can zoom in and out to my heart's content.

There are various approaches that could be taken to cookie control. But making everyone waste a few seconds every time they visiit a new website, or a few minutes if they're going to actually read the privacy polity and drill down into the settings - doesn't seem like it's advancing the cause of privacy very much.

Not that I'm claiming our politicians won't bugger things up in some different way.

Data breach reveals distressing info: People who order pineapple on pizza

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Re: I don't understand...

Curry sauce as a condiment is the devil's spunk.K

Putting anything liquid on chips is an abomination. The things are deep fried in order to make them nice and crispy on the outside, while being fluffy in the middle. Even vinegar only works under precisely controlled conditions. Which is why chips shouldn't be served in boxes, or horrible polystyrene trays, they should be wrapped in paper! Like a beautiful Christmas present, but smelling of beef dripping and vinegar.

But a nice side of ketchup for dipping is also good, curry or otherwise. Curry sauce or gravy is not good at all.

Perhaps a little battered sausage as well? Or a lovely piece of battered haddock.

...Wanders off to happy place...

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Re: Pineapple on pizza...

It is absolutely bloody delicious.

But not a meal where you're under any illusions about the healthiness of your meal choices. Goes down rather nicely with a pint or two of ale.

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Re: Pineapple on pizza...

It's not the best. But I do like a bit of ham and pineapple sometimes. I think my favourite is Fiorentina. Which is a good, credible choice that establishes my pizza bona-fides. On the other hand it's spinach and egg - so plenty of people are disgusted by it.

However, I do have a shameful secret. Delicious but shameful. A local pub does a pizza cone.

Take one margerita pizza. Wrap it into a cone shape, like a paper cone. Fill said cone with chips, bacon and cheese sauce. Serve on a specially made conical metal holder thing that has two sauce bowls. One with bbq sauce to dip the chips, the other with garlic mayo for bits of crust.

I expect a crack team of Italian special forces to raid the pub any moment - and torture everyone involved, before returning them to Italy for life imprisonment or execution. And if they can get the customer list, I guess I'll never be allowed into Italy again. But it really is very nice.

And yes, I am appropriately ashamed.

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I have been made aware of a man who eats Marmite, peanut butter and jam mixed on his crumpets.

I like to think I'm a liberal, reasonable and tolerant man. But hangin's too good for 'im!

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Re: I don't understand...

Proper Brussels friteries have curry ketchup. Which is the condiment of the Gods.

Second preference would be proper salt and vinegar. But that only works if the chips are served in proper newsprint. Ink optional, it's the paper that means you can get enough vinegar on to flavour them, while there's still something absorbent there to stop them going disgusting and soggy.

Third choice ketchup.

Mayo isn't right. Too oily perhaps? If I'm doing that, then salad cream is way nicer, for the extra vinegar hit. Though to be fair, I haven't had salad cream since I was a teenager, so it could be the nostalgia speaking.

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! I've not had salad cream this century! I might be getting just a teensy bit old!

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Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

Of course "real" pizza should only have tomato, mozzarella and basil....

I prefer pepperoni. Basil makes the pizza tastes a bit... Long-piggy.

Russian allegedly smuggled US weapons electronics to Moscow

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Re: Why bother?

I'm not sure calling Russians "Orcs" is racism, particularly if done by Ukrainians, a majority of whom are basically the same ethnic group. Had history turned out differently the capital of Russia might still have been Kyiv/Kiev. Although from the outside I don't claim to understand the culture. Belarus seems like it should be even more culturally similar to Russia, and yet that separated off after the end of the Soviet Union, and Belarussians don't seem eager to rejoin. Could there be a different version of history where a separate Ukrainian identity merged with a Russian one? Or is that just Soviet nostalgia and Russian wishful thinking?

I think calling Russians orcs is wrong. But the Russian army and government have certainly done a lot to deserve that reputation in the last 30 years. Since the Chechen wars the Russian army has done nothing wage brutal but incompetent wars with mass civilian casualties and allowed it's soldiers to commit mass rape. In the second Chechen war large numbers of the Russian army supplemented their terrible wages by kidnapping the locals and ransoming them back. When they didn't just murder them anyway. And that was in their off hours. When they weren't levelling whole towns and cities with mass artillery bombardment in their working hours. And those neighbours they haven't invaded, their government regularly threatens. Plus of course using their intelligence services for targetted murders and blowing up the odd arms warehouse. Supporting the Syrian government in slaughtering and gassing their own population, using both chemical and radiological weapons in the UK, kidnapping childern in Ukraine and sending them to Russia to be "re-educated". Plus the well-documented death-squads they sent to Ukraine. And invasion they planned utterly piss-poorly, and failed to tell some of their own troops they were due to invade, and yet had the death squads prepped and ready to go and murder Ukrainian local government and civic leaders in the bits they captured.

Russia is going to have to do a lot to live down its recent history. It might do well to learn from Germany in particular. OK their genocidal policies in Ukraine have been of the mild variety, the wholesale destruction of civilian targets, ethnic cleansing, targetted murders of local political leadership in order to further an occupation that they were unable to maintain militarily, a bit of light kidnapping of children and forcing children in occupied areas to only learn in Russian under threat of kidnapping. It's no holocaust. Although Stalin did of course kill millions of Ukrainians with a targetted famine in the 30s, and deported the Crimean Tartars en masse to Siberia in 1941, where about a third of them died - so that doesn't exactly help.

Putin has ensured that Russians are going to suffer from collective abuse for a while. And like the Germans under Hitler, quite a few Russians actively support the crimes of the regime and the rest of the people are going to have to find a way to live that down.

As for your comparison of the MARS/M142 / HIMARS/M270 system to Grad, you're just being silly. I think the Russians invented multiple launch rocket systems (MLRS) in World War II - the Allies used similar rocket artillery as part of amphibious invasions, but not in general operations. That was what the original NATO system was back in the 70s, when it was introduced. Unguided rockets with cluster munitions. And that seems to be what the Russian systems still are. With added incendiary warheads that Russia have made excellent use of in bombing cities, as well as sometimes even using them on military targets.

But NATO don't use them as the grid square removal company, like they used to - and the way Russia still does. Too many of the sub-munitions failed to go off, so the ammo was withdrawn. For mass-effect but inaccurate area bombardment NATO is more likely to use artillery. Although I think the US have a fragmentation warhead that nobody in Europe has bought for theirs yet. Even artillery is becoming a precision weapon, with laser-guided and GPS guided shells.

The updated GIMLRS guided missiles is how Ukraine were able to use HIMARS to make the bridges in Kherson unusable with precision strikes. You could measure the regular spacing between hits in some of the photos I saw. We didn't give Ukraine unguided rockets, but then they have their own ex-Soviet GRADs for that.

As for Challenger, we don't need to supply that to Ukraine. We only sent 14 because nobody else would do it. Once resistance was broken, the Leopards got sent in larger numbers, which is the better tank for Ukraine anyway. Being lighter and more plentiful. Abrams are also plentiful, but more expensive, heavier and with higher maintenance requirements. I don't think we need a large number of tanks, given they were most likely only going to be needed to defend Eastern Europe from Russia. And Russia is a tad short of tanks nowadays. Though we're currently building the Ajax, which is 40 tonnes, so if we need more than the 150-odd Challenger 3s we're making - building the hull is the easy bit. The upgrade already involves new power trains, new turrets, new electronics - and in fact new updated armour. From Chobbham / Dorchester to Epsom (IIRC) - the armour on Challenger is modular, weirdly. We couldn't build more in a hurry. But we don't need more in a hurry. If Ukraine desperately need new tanks, we'd just have to buy them Leopards or Abrams. Personally I think we need 5 more frigates, 5 more subs and and a couple more destroyers, more than we need more tanks. And it looks like that's how we'll spend our money. And if that's paid for, I'd say our next priority would be another batch of Typhoons and/or a few more F35s. NATO doesn't need us to produce more tank divisions. Poland has that covered.

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Re: "We are laser-focused on rooting out the procurement networks fueling the Russian war machine"

How telling the arms manufacturers they can donate to the Ukrainian conflict only they won't get paid.

The arms manufacturers are making very little out of the Ukraine war directly. Mostly the vast sums of cash attributed to our donations to Ukraine are government accounting. We're giving them old tanks and infantry vehicles and then couting the current purchase price of a new one as the value of the aid we've given Ukraine.

We've given them a few new bits of kit, e.g. NASAMS air defence systems, that have either been manufactured for the purpose or were new in service with us so we've given Ukraine ours and then immediately bought replacements. But mostly it's been stuff our forces had in long-term storage or were due for replacement anyway. Even with missiles we've been donating the stuff that's about to reach its use-by date - and so will either need to be fired off in exercises or expensively re-manufactured and brought up to the latest standards.

The only area where we're reallly paying out the cash is artillery ammunition. We've run our stocks to the bare minimum before our generals start crying and been scouring the world to buy whatever we can grab - particularly of the ex Soviet calibres that are only made in small-ish numbers in Eastern Europe - and the Russians aren't selling.

So having donated them some of our old spare artillery, as well as some of the new shinies - we're now paying out a few billion to upgrade our factories to the level they should have been at before in order to service our war stocks. However even that is only something like a couple of billion from the US and a billion in the EU - I think the UK has bunged half a billion to BAe to get the Geordies to knock us up a few more rounds as well.

Global arms manufacturers are doing well because stupid Western (read mostly stupid European) governments that have been refusing to update their forces' equipment or recognise the threats from Russia and China, have just woken up and smelled the coffee. They've had a fright and now they're doing their jobs properly again, at least for a while.

The reason this war is dragging on is because Putin is too pig-headed or too stupid to realise that he's already lost. Or because he's not actual a Russian patriot at all, and realises that the best thing for Russia is to make peace and leave Ukraine - but won't because he fears it'll be the end of his regime.

Admittedly if we'd flooded Ukraine with weapons in 2022 - maybe he'd have got that message earlier. But then people were genuinely worried that he might go nuclear, so I can understand why caution played out. Although of course the real thing to stop this war dragging on would have been to give Ukraine $5 billion of advanced weapons after 2014 - to make the point to Putin's regime that aggression has consequences - and to make Ukraine too scary a target to attack. But of course that might upset your stupid narrative that this war is somehow the fault of anyone except Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - who started it and continues it, despite it being a disaster for both his country and Ukraine.

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Re: Why bother?

I can't think of a single piece of current Russian military tech that is even on a par with current Western tech, if not several generations behind it. Which wasn't true in the days of the Soviet Union, where they were ahead in several areas - particularly in the 50s and 60s.

One area where Russia was thought to be still in the top tier was their air defence tech. But that has not done very well during this war. Even 20 year old tech like Storm Shadow / SCALP appears to be able to attack well defended targets at will. It's a low level cruise missile - so only air defence at the target (or its unlucky enough to come across en route) is a threat to it. It's shaped to reduce its radar cross section, but doesn't have other stealth tech. We've also only shipped the early versions - because the later ones are longer ranged and we've signed treaties that we won't sell cruise missiles with more than 300km range. It's also not been terrible good at shooting down volleys of HIMARS rockets aimed at defended bridges. A faster target, but one not flying at low level, so there's loads of time to deal with it.

Now partly this has been Ukraine using decoy missiles and attacking search radars to blind Russia's air defences at crucial times. So it could be as much poor operation / training as poor technology. But these are the technologies designed to deal with the last of the Soviet systems still being highly effective against updates of those.

The one are Russia might still be a ahead in is electronic warfare. But as an amateur its even harder to work out what's going on there than in other military fields. And even there, they don't seem to have trained with their own kit, so that Russia was as hampered at the start of the Ukraine war by it's own EW as the Ukrainians were. Leading to them being forced to switch a lot of it off.

Meanwhile the Russian air force - which has had a lot of updated kit - has been incredibly ineffective. Despite being the bit of the Russian forces that has got the most recent combat experience in Syria - where it was quite effective. But I guess bombing hospitals against civilian rebels with no air defence is pretty easy - whereas bombing hospitals in Ukraine requires fighting ex Soviet air defence kit, so they've had to resort to lobbing drones and missiles from inside Russia. With seemingly poor to mixed results.

The Russian navy has probably had the most investment since Soviet times. And had some of the best air defence kit to start with. And yet seem to have lost a cruiser, a couple of amphibious landing ships and a submarine, plus a modern missile covette and destroyer damaged - to a country that doesn't have a navy.

We straight copied good ideas from the Soviets, like the BMP 1 infantry fighting vehicle, which caused us to develop the Bradley, Marder and Warrior IFVs and I believe the Soviets had helmet cued missile firing in planes decades before the West. I can't think of much we're trying to copy at the moment.

BT confirms it's switching off 3G in UK from Jan next year

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Re: Just switch it off .... no one will notice .... :)

Without 3G, will granny be able to call you?

She might not be able to fix her own stuff. But if things like the TV don't work, or she loses her ability to communicate with the grandchildren, she'll find a way to contact me to get it fixed. Whatever it takes. She cannot be reasoned with, she cannon be bargained with, and she just will not stop.

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Re: Just switch it off .... no one will notice .... :)

My mother is a grandmother. So how come she doesn't take such a relaxed attitude to broken technology? I do get dinner and a chat out of it, so mustn't grumble. But if technology breaks I get a phonecall asking for help fixing it, and then the dinner invite to come up and actually fix it.

Maybe it's just the grandchildren that are never to be bothered? I notice they do far better in terms of puddings and sweets than we ever did. So perhaps they suffer less in terms of tech support as well?

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Re: Elderly and Vulnerable?

I can recommend the Unihertz Titan range. linky to website

Doing tech support for the olds (in their mid-80s) one's on an iPhone the other hates touch screens, partly due to arthritic hands - and is on the Titan slim. He found a ten year-old (brand new still in shrink) Blackberry for not as cheap as it should have been on Amazon. I had a look at setting it up for him, before sending it back. I was incredibly impressed with the quality of the keyboard, even though I hate them, due to fat fingers. And can now understand why they cost so much back in the day, that was some impressive engineering. Andrew Orlowski was always singing BB's praises. Andrew O the Jonah of mobile phone technologies...

Anyway I was quite impressed with the Titan. The keyboard is nowhere near as nice/elegant as the Blackberry ones, but it's perfectly decent. And you seem to be able to mostly use the phone without being forced to use the touch screen, if you don't want to. They're still bodging a touch screen onto Android, so it's not as integrated or functional as the old Blackberry days, but then those days have passed. And he's still happily using it a year later, I've had no complaints - and he's not gone out and bought an upgrade - which he has a tendency to do. So he's obviously a happy camper.

The techy friend who put me onto Titan also has one. Another Jonah, like Orlowski. He's still soldiering on with his beloved Palm Pre, until they turn off 3G, and he's forced to stop. But he's played with it and declares himself satisfied.

I haven't seen any other keyboard types. And Titan are available on Amazon, so you can sent it back if you're not happy.

International Criminal Court hit in cyber-attack amid Russia war crimes probe

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Re: So who does recognise the international Cricket council (ahem) ICC

darklord,

Well you say no-one upholds ICC warrants. But when Putin was going to go to the BRICS conference in South Africa - he cancelled at the last minute. Because the opposition challenged the government in the courts, that they would have to implement the ICC arrest warrant, and the courts ruled they would. So he had to address his own conference by video call, and stay home to avoid arrest. Embarrassing, but funny.

So in reality, what you should have said is that the ICC issues warrants that some people uphold. And it has brought some war crimials to justice. It is however not a perfect institution. Personally I'm not even sure it's a good idea. Sometimes it's better to end a conflict with a dirty deal and save lives, rather than get justice for the victims. That's what diplomacy is for. But on the other hand it's an institution that's done some good and ruined the lives of some truly evil people, and maybe put the fear into some others - while also getting open information out there about their crimes, that might make future conflicts less likely - or at least allow some people to find out an approximation of the truth in sectarian conflicts where there's little reliable information.

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Re: How International is international

Ah, but Ukraine do recognise it. And Putin chose to kidnap those children from Ukraine. Where the ICC has jurisdiction. Oops!