* Posts by I ain't Spartacus

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Trump wants to work with Russia on infosec. Security experts: lol no

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No. I think she means making some sort of equivalent of the Geneva conventions on warfare. So banning cyber attacks on things like power stations and water infrastructure.

Of course, Putin is currently trying to undermine the international order on chemical weapons usage, so good luck with that. But in an ideal world it would be good if we could come up with some kind of rules on how far we go with cyber attacks. As in most of these types of cases, it doesn't so much happen because of morality, as fear of it being done back to you.

If chemical weapons could be mostly kept out of WWII, the most destructive war in history, it should equally be possible to come to some basic agreements on use of cyber weapons on basic civilian infrastructure in peacetime.

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Re: Well, with all of NATO being either personal foes or parts of the "greatest Foe"

But surely Canada are the real enemy!

From the exorbitant price of proper maple syrup destroying the great American pancake stack to Celine Dion and Justin Bieber - Canada is trying to undermine the USA at every turn. As Trump said, those bastards even burned the White House.

Isn't it obvious that the politeness is just camouflage?

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Re: Tee hee. Trump is to Putin as --

Palpy,

I don't think Trump is controlled by anybody. Including Trump. I think he just says the first thing that comes into his head. Which can make you popular for a bit as a "straight talker" - particularly against politicians who are trying to use measured language and hold consistent positions, who can be made to look shifty.

But in foreign policy none of that really works. Foreign policy is often about tiny details of nuance and repeating the same position consistently for years on end, to convince other actors to move towards your position.

Given how little of his own money Trump has in any of his ventures, which are all legally separated, if someone calls in a loan on a big project - he can just let it go bust and let the creditors suffer all the pain. If Trump owes you $100m, you're in trouble, not him. As he can just abandon the project, leaving you holding the baby.

Whether he took direct help from Russian hackers during the election is another matter.

However, in practise, Trump has said he wants closer relations with Russia but has so far failed to get them. Sanctions are slightly tougher than when he took office - and the very fact that Russia were so unsuble in their election meddling means that Trump will find it incredibly hard to move closer to Russia. Even if he really wants to. Which personally I doubt. I rather suspect he said nice things about Putin because it pissed off Clinton and made a nice point of difference between them. Which a small side order of seeing himself as a big scary alpha male like old Vlad.

I don't think there's much of a Putin masterplan either. Like Trump he seems to be all about short-term tactics. The idea isn't to get a specific person into power. It's to justify Putin's dictatorship by trying to show that democracy is equally bad. But Churchill was right. Democracy is the worst system, except for all the others.

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Re: How about...

I was going to ask that. But then thought, that does encourage people to go straight to the comments having only read the headline. Which is bad, but also a punishment for any site that has clickbait headlines. El Reg tends to be more guilty of punning than clickbait - which is fine.

On t'other hand, it's good for looking at a comments thread again. Also there has been the odd article that I'm entirely uninterested in, but wish to post congratulating the subbies on the quality of thier punning.

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I HATE IT!!!!!11!!!111!!

Nah, all seems fine to me so far. Will have a go on Mr iPad sometime later today, and see how that compares.

Needs more blinking coloured text though.

Tech team trapped in data centre as hypoxic gas flooded in. Again

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Re: Hasn't halon been banned or something in the '90s?

Ooopsie. Sorry about that. Well you learn something new every day - or unlearn something you'd remembered wrong. Just looked it up and I'd completely misremembered what halon does. It doesn't bind with all the oxygen around, it stops the fire's chemical reactions from working properly. So it's definitely safer than CO2, and can be breathed in low concentrations.

It was apparently first used in extinguishers and fire grenades in the first decade of the 20th century. I'd read mention of those before and sort of vaguely wondered what was in them.

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Re: Hasn't halon been banned or something in the '90s?

CO2 is heavier than air, and is designed to displace the oxygen and starve the fire. So if you're a giraffe you should still find breathable air above the CO2 layer.

Halon is designed to bond with all the free oxygen it can find, and so should mean that there's nothing to breath anywhere - either for you or the fire.

So CO2 sort of might be safter, ish, maybe. Except that you can become unconsious when you're breathing air with more than 4% of it, if memory serves. It's definitely safer to be down the pub...

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Re: Never do this

Sebastian P.,

You do need to have had some training. As you can make things worse with fire extinguishers if you don't know what you're doing. And you also need to raise the alarm beforehand - unless you're sure you can put the fire out in a couple of seconds (e.g. smothering a small one with a fire blanket).

But if you've got a small fire in a contained server area, that has fire-suppression gear installed - then there's a small window of time when you can try less drastic measures before hitting the big red switch.

You can put out a small petrol fire with a water extinguisher - temporarily - if you know what you're doing. But don't try. CO2 isn't much better for liquid fires, but foam, powder and blankets are good.

You should always look to your own safety, and the safety of others, first. That means getting the alarm raised, people out, and the professionals called in straight away. But with a small fire, you can often tackle it perfectly safely - but if you're not sure then by all means run for the hills and wait for the cavalry. They're trained for it, after all.

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Re: If something looks like it's about to catch fire...

Depends. If it looks like it's a small fire, you might want to try and fight it with a hand extinguisher first? Depending on what's near it. A bit of dry powder can come in very handy now and again for little fires - as that makes a mess in a well defined area. Whereas foam, water and CO2 have downsides and often spread the mess. I remember watching someone try to put out an alcohol fire with a CO2 extinguisher, and basically spread it all round the room.

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Re: Buncefield

Living 20 miles away I heard a really loud sharp metallic ringing noise, that sounded exactly like hitting the degauss button on one of those chunky old 19" monitors. As they'd been replaced with LCDs, it was only the telly downstairs was still old-school. So I zoomed down to the sitting room, wondering if it had exploded or something.

An impressively loud noise.

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Re: Reverting to type?

Who left a ladder precariously propped by the door (plus emergency buttons)?

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Re: Hasn't halon been banned or something in the '90s?

You would have thought that the BOfH would have used up all his halon by now, and have been forced to recharge his systems with something a bit more ozone friendly. Though he's probably got a source down the pub for getting hold of illegal halon. Everyone likes a drop of the hard stuff, now and then...

AR upstart Magic Leap reveals majorly late tech specs' tech specs

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Re: But none of this answers the question...

skalamanga,

Given the context, I'm not sure I'm brave enough to click on that link. As the saying goes, a thing once seen cannot be unseen.

Toodle-pip!

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Re: But none of this answers the question...

You don't actually need to buy attachments for it. The Magic Leap will magically interface with your smart-vacuum-cleaner - which has all necesary attachments already.

AI threatens yet more jobs – now, lab rats: Animal testing could be on the way out, thanks to machine learning

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A small digression

If you will permit me to reply to myself with a small digression to waste your time...

I was watching a discussion program on the tellybox ten years ago. About animal testing. And there was a young animal rights campaigner getting very animated about how all animal experimentation was cruel and should be immediately banned and replaced with computer modelling.

Which is basically a bollocks argument, becuase of the points I made above. We don't understand the underlying biology well enough to do this yet. We're still making mistakes, even though we're getting better.

Anyway his argument got shot down by another guest who had severe Parkinsons disease. And who said that his treatment had been developed on live gorillas - basically they practised the brain surgery techniques on them first. So the most problematic type of animal research - vivisection on higher primates.

While he was saying this he reached into his pocket and pressed a button. And he instantly transformed from a normal bloke, talking and gesturing, into this hunched and totally rigid figure, barely able to control his movements. Then he very slowly inched his hand back to his pocked and pressed the button, and instantly transformed back. He's got electrodes wired into his brain, which he'd turned off - which I hadn't even realised was possible at the time. And they stopped his muscles from going into involuntary spasm.

Our understanding of the brain on a physiological level is still pretty low sadly, so I can't see us being able to replace animal testing for drugs or surgical procedures for decades to come.

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Re: C# or Java programmers

Surely rats should program in Python?

Or at least my pet python thinks that would work nicely for him...

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Re: What's Cheaper

Computers would be cheaper. Much cheaper. If you're testing on animals you have to buy them, then buy their cages and food, keep them healthy (so as not to bugger up your data) and fill out loads of paperwork to prove you're using them ethically.

the reason we don't use computers instead of animal testing is the same reason that we don't go straight from testing drugs on tissue samples in test tubes. We don't fully understand all the interactions of all the processes we're studying, and we keep finding that reality differs slightly from out models. Therefore we have to test on animals to learn what we don't know - even though some substances have different effects on different animals.

That's why after testing on animals, we usually test on healthy humans in tiny doses, so that we can then learn yet again where our models don't fit reality.

This is why it now costs tens to hundreds of milllions of dollars to get a new drug approved for sale. It's a very long, multi-stage process, and drugs are failing at animal or initial human trials all the time - either because it turns out they don't work as well as theorised, or because they're too dangerous.

We simply don't have the knowledge to automate this process, until we understand the underlying science better.

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Re: Only 57%?

Our company did some work for an animal testing lab - and I'd argue they're not terribly logical people. The experiments which used cows were performed on the first floor, requiring a rather large lift - whereas I'd put the rats up there, and just use the stairs.

However, once you've experimented on your cows, presumably lab cleanup would be 1. Remove cows from lab 2. Get shovelling 3. Light barbeque 4. Get beer...

Leatherbound analogue password manager: For the hipster who doesn't mind losing everything

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Re: Passwords are outdated

Apart from all the problems mentioned, it's silly to call a system (i.e. passwords) outdated, when you don't know what their replacement should be.

Now if you'd said passwords are a rubbish idea, almost everyone would agree with you. It's just that most of the other ways of doing this are rubbish as well.

I suspect there may never be a killer solution that is cheap enough to use in all circumstances, while also being very secure (total security being a mythical concept). So we'll end up picking the best of various dodgy compromises, depending on circumstances and budget.

ICANN't get no respect: Europe throws Whois privacy plan in the trash

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No popcorn is the wrong item. Pitchforks and flaming torches are the way to deal with ICANN.

Once the board have been buried at the crossroads with stakes through their hearts, then we can find some more competent (and less greedy) people to do it. And ICANN can go back to being very boring, and slowly tweaking the odd DNS setting every so often.

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Re: Local Expertise

The ICANN board only do output nowadays. They're sitting on a huge pile of cash from the .names sale, and a steady regular income. Nobody has oversight of them, and they know it's too much of a ballache to try and move their role to the UN.

So they can just sit their commissioning reports and then ignoring them when they don't like the results. Listening is something that happens to other people. The rest of their time is spent in first-class and 5 star accommodation, increasing their bonuses every year and pissing about. It's the perfect job. Nothing changes that fast anyway, and all roads to appeal lead to a random sub-committee of the board, usually with the same people on it who made the original shit decision. See reports passim of the dot.africa clusterfuck for details.

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I think people are overestimating how much the EU care about ICANN. They're not going to destroy it, and they don't need to. All registrars in Europe will just come up with their own GDPR policies and submit whatever info they see fit to the DNS records. ICANN can't enforce their contracts, because they directly violate the law and so those clauses on DNS info become invalid.

So there are 3 basic options here. 1. ICANN then refuse to allow those registries to keep their contracts, and blow a massive amount of their revenue stream out of the water, in hopes they can find non-EU companies willing to do the job (which they won't) because then the EU can either block credit card payments to them, fine them, or set up its own version of ICANN for Europe.

Option 2 is that the EU launches a power grab over DNS. But what's the point? They're getting what they want from GDPR already. This info will no longer be submitted by the registrars, and they'll comply. DNS records will be less useful - but do you think legislators care about that?

Option 3 is therefore the most likely. Nothing much of anything will happen. The Registrars will comply with the law. ICANN will continue to flail for another few years, then eventually accept the inevitable. Grumpily, and possibly after having been hit with the fine stick. The board will continue to be smug, useless wankers, continue to increase the size of their bonuses, and when the money starts to run out will consider selling some more .name domains to raise cash.

Google Chrome update to label HTTP-only sites insecure within WEEKS

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Re: And so Google helps making the web more INsecure

My advice is going to be, "move from Chrome to Firefox". Which I'll then have to help them do. And hope Firefox don't join in this idiocy. I'll say it's Google trying to control the internet. The last thing you want is false positives in things like security and alarms. That's why everyone ignores car and house alarms - because they're always going off when they shouldn't. It's already hard enough getting people to even think about security, let alone understanding it.

Anyway most of those people never installed Chrome. It came with an Acrobat or Flash download, as an unwanted extra...

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Re: Google Chrome

#HastagsAreBloodyAnnoying

#ThisAin'tTwitter

Not that I'm a fan of Chrome. Or sometimes disgusted with Google. Here they're using their ill-gotten monopoly power to control the internet for everyone, but with nobody's permission.

Worse, they're doing it in a stupid way. False positives in security warnings absolutely destroy security. And that idiot security researcher quotes as saying people should be able to trust all websites unless told otherwise fails to understand both people and the internet.

RIP Peter Firmin: Clangers creator dies aged 89

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Re: Attention to detail

Why was Wordsworth the dog doing a pirate voice? Come to think of it, why did he name his dog after a poet?

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Re: Attention to detail

It's why good animation takes bloody ages.

I liked the admission from the guys behind Dangermouse (a work of true genius), that they did all those bits in dark rooms where all you can see is the eyes, because it was so much quicker and cheaper to animate.

Cosgrove Hall also did Chorlton and the Wheelies, which I loved as a kid, but nobody else seems to remember. And I think they also did Jamie and his Magic Torch - which is equally bonkers.

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Postman Pat.

Postman Pat.

Postman Pat ran over his cat!

All the guts went flying,

Postman Pat was crying,

You've never seen a cat as flat as that.

Sorry, childhood memories again.

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In that weird way of following links online, I watched an episode of Ivor the Engine on Youtube last week. And it was excellent nostalgia.

Psssssshhh-t-ccchh

Psssssshhh-t-ccchh

Bagpuss was probably my favourite, when I was very young.

Mentally drifts off happily. ...Nostalgia ain't what it used to be...

The strange tale of an energy biz that suddenly became a blockchain upstart – and $1.4m now forfeited in sold shares

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Re: WTF

Surely climate controlled power generation could be a wind turbine.

Or, looked at another way, a giant coal fired power plant controls (effects) the climate.

The Notch contagion is spreading slower than phone experts thought

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Re: Feature or "Feature".

So when I tell people that my nose is my best feature, I should be shutting up then?

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Re: Keep notches where they belong

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour overnight? Then store it in this handy notch!

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Re: Notch isn't so bad

The screen thing really pisses me off! Sure they're going to break. It's inevitable. And you need big screens, as that's what the market is after.

But modern phone design is absolutely pisspoor.

Firstly too many phones are made out of horribly slippery materials. Remember the brilliant HTC Desire with the rubberised back? And the equally lovely and tactile Wildfire (though a less impressive phone). Or at least make the damned things matte not gloss!

Secondly many are designed to look all pretty, but really need to be cased. So why don't they ship with a fucking case? Rather than having to buy horrible bulky third-party ones... Or do what Nokia (then MS) did with the cheaper Lumia range. The phone itself has no back, but the whole thing fits into a rubberised plastic back which protects the sides of the screen and can deform in order to reduce the force of an impact. Sure it ain't so pretty, but it's much more practical.

Thirdly, why must the screen be so naked? Why can't we have bezels that protect the screen? Or there was a great case a few years ago that was basically 4 bouncy balls at the corners, so the phone couldn't land with the screen touching the ground - unless it fell on the very edge of something. Also the original iPad had a little rubber insert between the screen and the casing, which didn't look so pretty but meant that shocks to the case would have less impact on the screens. Which saved the screen from cracking in lots of cases.

The whole industry has gone form over function crazy, and it's really bloody annoying.

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Re: Charge by wire

I don't see the point of wireless charging either, and the inefficiency sort of pains me too. So I want cables, as sometimes that's just the easiest way.

However I have seen phone connectors break. We had a batch of work iPhone 5s, and had 50% of the connectors fail, but I presume (hope!) that was just a duff batch. Although a bunch of them also had weird hardware failures within 2 years, mostly involving the battery charging / power level system.

Fluff can be annoying too. My Lumia 735 is great, because you can get the back off to clean it. But I've had to defluff various friends' badly designed phones - with a torch, magnifying glass and jewellers screwdrivers (as they were the only thing small enough to get into the gaps).

Foot lose: Idiot perv's shoe-mounted upskirt vid camera explodes

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Re: err...

Are you suggesting there Is porn on the Internet?

Say it ain't so!

Crime epidemic or never had it so good? Drilling into statistics is murder

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Taximan,

Did you not even bother to read the article? The whole point of it is that the police stats are often pants, and that most of the recent "rise in crime" is simply that the police have been rapped over the knuckles for not listing all crimes that are reported to them. Which is why we have the British Crime Survey in the first place, to cover for the inherent problems of police-collected stats.

The ONS are a well-respected organisation, because they spend a lot of time thinking about this sort of thing.

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Re: We need gunlaws like in the US to fight crime

This is why I plan to have as few friends as possible. And also why I plan to murder the rest of my family. Then I should be safe - as there'll be nobody left to bump me off! Mwhahahahahaha!

It's also why I tell parents that I know not to worry, and to let their 5 year old's play out on the street. Like our generation did. You're statistically much more likely to be murdered by your own parents, than some random stranger. Therefore it's much safer to be out on the street than at home.

I'm thinking of writing a book. 'Parenting Tips from Hannibal Lector', seems like a good title. The last chapter will be entirely made up of recipes...

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Re: Looking at the wrong thing

Then you want the British Crime Survey. Which is the official government stat on the matter. Which shows that violent crime has been falling since the 90s, and theft has also been falling. Partly because there's a lot less point in stealing a £20 DVD player (as it's worth nothing down the pub), and a 50" telly is worth more (I guess £350 new now?) - but is much harder to carry away.

Car crime has also fallen, partly because of more security and partly because car stereos are so cheap.

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Re: We need gunlaws like in the US to fight crime

Another thing about the lack of general guns in society is that ammo is harder to come by. Determined criminals will probably always be able to get guns. But ammo is rarer, and the guy who sells you that automatic down the pub, probably doesn't have the full warehousing and supply chain to offer you spare parts and ammo.

There's also some argument that the recent rising trend in knife carrying is from young people who are worried about being assaulted, and so foolishly arm themselves. Often not knowing what they're doing so both increasing the chance that the crims may use a knife on them, as well as risking having someone stab them with their own knife.

So a better solution to this might actually be an education campaign to show that violent crime rates are falling, and have been for decades. Thus persuading them to stop carrying knives for self-protection. Sadly nobody ever seems to believe the stats - but maybe if we could beat journalists with them, every time they publish shit misleading articles about rising crime it might help?

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Well done El Reg

More articles like this please.

You're often very good at clear explanations of technical stuff - and often do so for science. But I can't recall you getting into public policy and stats much. Tim Worstall used to do it a bit sometimes.

Also, to anyone who enjoyed this, I heatily recommend Radio 4's More or Less. Which is both excellent, and available as a podcast. It manages to do stats and keep it interesting by varying the subject a lot. So sometimes talking about pure maths problems, sometimes getting into public policy debates, and sometimes just being silly.

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Re: We need gunlaws like in the US to fight crime

naive,

You entirely failed to read the article. Or if you read it, you failed to understand it.

UK statistics do not ignore petty crime. Even though the police do. That is in fact one of the reasons that the police generated crime statistics lost their ranking as an official government statistic - due to poor quality of data collection.

So we do the British Crime Survey instead, to pick up on crimes that either the police don't record as crimes, or the victims don't even bother to report.

Similarly this is why we use a large survey to determine unemployment levels. Not everyone claims unemployment benefit - and that also doesn't capture part time people who want more hours. Which the employment survey does. So we report the claimant count, which is always lower, as well as an official unemployment figure.

So we know that petty crime is falling. And thus we don't need to introduce new gun laws to deal with the horrific unreported rise in crime, because there isn't one. Once we've stopped being hysterical, and looked at the available data, we can know this.

You're also wrong about easy access to guns. Yes, some criminals can get them. But the current small rise (or flattening off of the continuous fall in) knife crime - is down to more people carrying knives. Maybe because the penalties are lower than for gun carrying, or maybe because they're easier to get hold of. If we arm up the citizenry to shoot knife criminals, then those knife criminals will also have easy access to guns, and may well arm up too. It's harder to kill someone with a knife than a gun, so if we have to make a choice, knife crime is probably better than gun crime.

I guess if we did want to routinely arm the populace, tasers would be the better option. Not only are they much less dangerous, they're also not so bad if the crims have them. Actually perhaps we should give criminals free tasers in some sort of knife/gun amnesty swapathon?

What do people think. Would the election slogan Free Tasers for Criminals! win many votes?

BlackBerry KEY2: Remember buttons? Boy, does this phone sure have them

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But he has to keep the same fruit in there, in order to provide comparable shots from different phone reviews.

On which subject, Andrew... What happened to the obligatory post box shot?

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Re: No wireless charging?

Fair enough, but I don't really get it. So long as your phone has around a 2 day battery life, that's enough to cover heavy use. And you have to sleep, so it can get charged up then, by the bed. The problem, at least in my opinion, is phones that can't reasonably manage 2 days of use. i.e. they've made them too thin to manage a decent battery.

Of course once you've invested in all those wireless chargers, you may as well use them. Although this phone seems reasonably unique, so if you want a keyboard phone, you probably won't get one with wireless charging too. I've never yet seen a wireless charging mat outside a shop, so suspect it's a pretty low priority when it comes to design decisions.

UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

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Re: Pick your own poison

his accusers recanted, the Swedes dropped the charges.

jgarbo,

Ah nice to see the Assange apologists still getting the old lies out. Even after all these years of them being debunked*.

Julian, is that you? I thought you weren't allowed internet access.

*BTW, is it possible to "bunk" a supposed fact and prove its truth? Given you can debunk one.

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Re: Paging

Tell you what. He can have "Dr" Gillian McKeith then...

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Re: Remember the Great Vowel Shift

In my days it was called a core dump...

Fair enough, Old Timer. Just don't ask any of us young folk to inspect your logs.

[I don't know who I'm kidding here with this us young folk? I'm at least slalomming down the final slope to middle age, if even assuming that's still ahead of me doesn't count as wishful thinking.]

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How are we violating his human rights? Doctors can go in and see him. I don't know why Ecuador (or he) can't stump up for a mobile dentist. I'll do the work for free if he likes - string -> door handle -> slam! That should do the trick. Obviously he'd struggle to get an MRI machine through the door...

But if he pops out and gets arrested, he'll get proper medical treatment. Either in the prison hospital, or taken under guard to a normal hospital if he requires specialist treatment. As is normal.

He has human rights. But so do the people who he allegedly raped. And their human rights require that he face trial. Sadly Sweden has a 10 year statute of limitations on rape, so he may well be able to dodge his trial if he waits long enough, but until then we have a duty to both treat him and also to ship him off to Sweden to face trial.

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Just a minute. I'm sure I saw Franz Ferdinand playing a tune on TV the other day.

Are you sure they didn't shoot Archie Duke?

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

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Re: As we say around these parts ...

To quote Niven and Pournelle, "think of it as evolution in action."

Shared, not stirred: GCHQ chief says Europe needs British spies

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Well there's that subversive organisation the WI. They're bound to be up to something. Nobody makes that much jam unless they're using the vats of boiling hot sugar to melt down the bodies of their opponents...

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Re: Story

Are you sure? I thought spooks had just been generalised slang for anyone vaguely involved with intelligence for decades. I remember it from Edge of Darkness (the brilliant 1980s BBC TV show - not the rubbish film from a few years ago).

I take your point about people mixing up terms though. It's a specialist area, with much arcane jargon - but which carries very meaningful differences. Spies get locked up or shot, intelligence officers under diplomatic cover get a week to pack their bags and bugger off out of the country with all gin and tonic privileges at the Foreign Ministry building cancelled.