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Fairberry project brings a hardware keyboard to the Fairphone

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Re: Sniff

I had an experiment with an old Q10 last year. Step-father has badly arthritic hands and really struggles with touch screens. His fingertips no longer point in the same direction as his fingers. Plus when you're in your mid 80s the skin is much less conductive anyway - which really doesn't help with capacitive screens.

So he bought a new old-stock Q10 from a Chinese vendor on Amazon. Which won't work if your network has already turned off 3G - and anyway is a decade old now. But before I'd realised that and got him to send it back, I got to play with it. And the keyboard is truly amazing. I still hate them, due to my fat fingers, but that thing was a beautiful piece of engineering.

But I did find him the Unihertz Titan slim linky to their site - which is surprisingly nice. Not exactly the most up-to-date version of Android - and the keyboard is rather decent, but nothing close the excellence of the old Blackberries. On the other hand, it's a £250 mid-market Droid, not a £500 premium phone - as the Blackberries were at the time. Keys are a bit bigger, though not as ergonomically sculpted - and they have even bigger models, with bigger buttons.

The important thing is he's happy. Me, I dislike onscreen keyboards slightly less than I do these tiny physical ones, so I put up with an Android. Swype makes onscreen keyboards a bit more bearable.

I used to have the Sony Ericsson P800. Where the keyboard was a number pad with actual pins in the back, so when it was folded over the screen it literally pressed the touch screen to operate the keys. Proerly primitive. The onscreen keyboard was so small you needed to use the stylus anyway, so you might as well use the handwriting recognition. So the P910i was positively advanced when it came out. But I didn't get one. I got a Motorola Razr instead, on the grounds that these modern smartphones were overrated. And I didn't reconsider until after the iPhone had come out and HTC had begun making nice Androids.

Happy weird early century phone memories. There were some strange old designs out there.

Cory Doctorow has a plan to wipe away the enshittification of tech

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Re: Would you not expect things to go wrong as well as right?

Pascal Monnet,

what exactly has gone right ?

This is the point where I feel the political discourse needs a serious sense of perspective reset.

Google can be bloody annoying sometimes as a company. And I don't particularly like Android, in comparison with my old Windows Mobile 8 phone. But comparing these tools to what we had even 15 years ago suggests that an awful lot has gone right. I'd say Google search reached a peak about 10 years ago, and has been getting more polluted with computer-generated data and ads since. But it's still mostly very usable, and I'm starting to look at some of the alternatives to see if they're any better.

But we've got loads of tools, a lot of them very cheap (or even free) that were science fiction 30 years ago.

One other thing I agree with Doctorow on is that free is often a bad thing. Because a company with a pre-exisiting revenue stream can offer something for free - often backed by shitty advertising. Which makes it a lot harder for someone else to come along and offer a better paid product, and thus fund their innovation.

Which also inevitably leads to enshittification - if the funding comes from VCs willing to give great service away at first, in hopes of finding a viable business model once they've got the customers. That's given us some expensive tech, but also quite a lot f expensive dead-ends like Uber and Groupon.

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Re: Does old Cory know what he's talking about?

In the case of Microsoft, it was a level playing field. Both they and Google had the resources to do whatever they wanted. So no problem.

But RIM didn't have another monopoly to abuse in order to generate profits to give their phones away for cheaper. So they were forced out of the market by competition that was cheaper than they could reasonably compete with. As is also true for Palm with their rather nice Pre phones.

This destroyed competition and innovation, which now leaves us with just Apple and Google.

Now RIM had taken their eye off the ball, as had Microsoft, so maybe they deserved to lose their mobile markets. Maybe they'd have been driven out of business by fair competition - but they faced unfair competition subsidised by Google's monopoly profits. Which, by the way, is illegal. But I certainly think that the market is poorer without Blackberry being available, they made some incredibly good hardware and software - which I personally dislike, but there's many people that would be better served if you could still get Blackberries. It would make Andrew Orlowski, formerly of this parish, a happy bunny anyway...

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Does old Cory know what he's talking about?

He's very good at making these wide, sweeping statements, as if they're somehow some kind of philosophical or ecomic laws. But what's he got to back them up? What research has he done on similar stages in other massive growth industries?

For example, he laments how the tech industry wasn't united but the evil record industry was, hence the death of Napster. But what's the rest of the tech industry got to do with it? Napster died because their business model was to steal other peoples' stuff and... Profit. I don't see how say Oracle or Facebook had skin in that game, they weren't interested in the music industry. Other than that Oracle would like to defend intellectual property, because they sell software, and Facebook generally like to steal a litte of it, given they need content to put adverts next to, and don't generate any themselves.

Partly we're looking at the results and chaos of another industrial revolution. Massive economic and social changes brought on by huge technological change have disrupted whole sectors of the economy and society. Would you not expect things to go wrong as well as right?

I do agree with him that regulators and politicians have failed to use exisiting laws to rein in the big tech firms though. Google's use of its search and advertising monopoly to fund a move into the mobile market (in order to defend those monopolies from competition), by giving away Android for free destroyed Blackberry and Microsoft - who were unwilling to invest their own monopoly profits into doing the same thing. That was obvious in advance, and might have been stopped. It's not like the old railway booms of the mid 19th Century - the legal structures exist now.

GPS interference now a major flight safety concern for airline industry

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Re: Is it naive to suggest ...

Drones aren't great for electronic warfare yet. Listening to signals isn't all that power intensive. But jamming requires power, both to over-power the source and to travel long distances. And drones tend to have small engines.

This is the problem the Royal Navy are looking at. There are persistent drones we could use for radar surveillance, but none with the electrical power required to operate a massive air search radar with a range of a couple of hundred miles. Hence we run our carrier-based radars off a big, fat 3-engined helicopter.

Japanese government finally bids sayonara to the 3.5" floppy disk

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Sorry, we've run out of floppies. Can I print it out for you instead?

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Re: God I feel old....

Back in the 90s Virgin Mates (Branson's condom brand) did a bit marketing push. They sent cards to journos and politicians extolling the virtues of protected sex - each with a condom stapled into it.

Or perhaps it was more subtle a campaign than I thought at the time? By encouraging those kinds of people to breed, perhaps they were trying to put the rest of us off?

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Re: Old regulations

I want that report done, and emailed in triplicate, by Friday!

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

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Re: Knowing how to make tea properly …

You don't need to trust to pot luck. I find that if you cosy up to someone who has the secret, they'll help you learn with no strainer.

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Re: A Pitch...

I didn't think the Royal Shakespeare Company did research?

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heyrick,

That, with garibaldi, a little moment of bliss.

Oh for fuck's sake! Now you've gone and bloody done it! You've invited the biscuit-taleban into the conversation! And with the tea-nazis still on the warpath too! As one of the aforementioned - use a bloody teapot!

And you've done it in praise of dead fly biscuits as well. Not even something decent.

Burn the heretic!

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Re: "if you don't like how tea tastes, no one's forcing you to drink it"

As a totally neutral observer to this whole kerfuffle I have to say I'm enjoying every minute of it. The wailing! The gnashing of teeth! The clutching of pearls! An American ignoring convention and the English being elitist about the whole thing are both very much on-brand.

But someone is wrong on the internet! Dash-it-all! This cannot be allowed to stand!

And there's worse! A method of brewing tea that includes neither teapots nor tea cosies! I mean, what is the world coming to?

These things are important.

Oh, and get off my lawn!

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Heyrick,

You appear to have found a new major divide in society. We have the tree eaters, and the brain eaters.

Personally I like to eat both. Though it took my Mum consistent effort to get me to eat broccoli. I don't remember even not liking cauliflower. So I've been trained / bullied into being a tree-eater.

However I will say that cauliflower cheese is one of the foods of the Gods. It goes even better with added potatoes and sweetcorn. Better still with bacon. But as soon as you add broccoli to the mix - it becomes weirdly unpleasant. So I wonder if I'm mostly missing the bitterness of the trees, until I add the cheese - which causes them to release their true evil nature?

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Re: Barbarians …

Surprisingly Sainsbury's Red Label was the tea I grew up with. Loose leaf, so made in a pot, my parents aren't animals.

But since I grew up and changed to drinking it black - Sainsbury's Red Label is still my tea of choice. I spent a couple of years experiementing. I do very much like a nice Darjeeling - but not for everyday. I'm also a fan of an Early Gray every so often. I like green tea and jasmine tea, but not had a white tea that I liked yet.

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I know it works with popcorn. A small amount of salt added makes sugared popcorn taste sweeter, so you can use less sugar.

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Re: Pointless if potless

I used to sell water softeners. The NHS won't allow them on drinking water. Because of making up baby milk formula (which already contains salt), and people on low-sodium diets due to heart conditions.

Quick back of fag packet maths:

Chiltern hills water hardness about 450ppm - mostly calcium and magnesium chlorides - there's a few places worse in the UK, but not many.

Soften that (ion-exchange) gives roughly half - so 220ppm sodium.

So that's 0.22g of sodium per litre of water.

Your RDA of salt is 6g a day. Of which c.40% is sodium - so sodium RDA is 2.4g.

So 1L of water is almost 10% of your RDA

A quick Google suggests the recommended sodium intake after heart failure is 1.5g - so you can see how the amount in your water becomes significant at that point.

Personally I'd drink it with no worries. And have in the past. Though I don't like the taste of it much, becuase I grew up on hard water. But you don't notice that when you mix it with any kind of flavouring. Plus it's great in the kettle, because you don't get limescale bits (or scum) in your tea, your cup stays clean even if you drink it black - and your kettle uses less power when not scaled up.

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Re: Tea

Terry 6,

I'm the only tea drinker in my flat. Except when there are guests. But a teapot allows you to have two cups. The second is usually the nicest. A tea cosy keeps it warm. Although I also have the one cup strainers, for when I'm using unusual teas that I don't want to use my normal teapot for. Black teas with bits of dried fruit in can be really nice for a change, but I'm assuming they'd flavour the teapot.

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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Re: I use....

But they won't be speaking Welsh in the new Democratic People's Republic of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! They'll be speaking Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian. And who knows how many letters they'll choose to have in their alphabet?

They'll also have the biggest delegations at international conferences. Because they'll need to have three people sat next to the ambassador, just in order to fill the table space covered by the name plaque. Or I suppose they could just get some really fat ambassadors?

Their fans chants for their national sports teams will be interesting too. Give me an L! Give me another L! Give me a...

Software troubles delay F-35 fighter jet deliveries ... again

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Re: Are you out of your frickin' mind, Dave?

No problem. Updates are loaded from floppies.

Insert disc 369 of 1,064 and press any key.

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Re: Once Upon A Time At Hawker-Siddley...............

In 2024 the F35 is costing the best part of a billion pounds a pop.

No it isn't. F-35As are down to somewhere below $80m each nowadays. That's less than a Typhoon and similar money (or less than) a SAAB Gripen.

Now the F-35 has massively higher maintenance costs, and is still a new system - so if you buy one this year, you'll need to fork out to upgrade the computers and the software to Block 4. And if you bought one before last year, you also need to fork out for upgrades to the electrical generators in the engines and various other bits.

But they're also stealthy and have massive advantages in "sensor fusion" and communications and intelligence gathering. Which is why they're probably best used in a mix with other aircraft.

Everything's secret. So it's impossible to know how good they really are. However F-35 has won all the recent competitions against F/A-18 Super-Hornet, Typhoon, Rafale and Gripen. That ought to say quite a lot. The only countries who could afford it that haven't bought it, either weren't allowed to or were making rival products. Even there, Germany, Italy and the UK have bought a mix of Eurofighter and F-35.

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Re: "continually upgradable"

Don't forget the pop-up to download Google Chrome along with your fresh install of Java...

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Re: Magnificent men in flying machine

It's impossible to know. They're not telling, because they have no democratic oversight.

I've seen suggestions that their engines are incredibly under-powered - but again, it's hard to know because the people in the West who might know aren't telling. And that's assuming they do know.

However it idiotic to assume that if they want to create systems this complicated they won't also have these kinds of problems. So if they're not having software problems, it's probably because their software is pretty basic and not capable of all the shiny things F-35 can do when it's working properly.

Clearly the F-35 software is a mares nest though. It clearly needs to be more modular, so it can be upgraded in little bits, rather than massive upgrades of everything all at once. Hopefully a lesson that can be slowly retro-fitted to F-35 and kept in mind with new programs like GCAP.

If you look at the "spiral development" model in missiles that the European defence industry has got going now, it's deeply impressive. With continuous, incremental upgrades to systems that are also cheaper becausue they often have common parts. It's also often true of Navies. We need some of this in our aircraft industry. The days of an aircraft being scrapped after 15 years are long gone, and types seem to hang around for decades now. There are B-52s built in the early 70s (when I was also built) that are planned to still be flying in the 2070s - after I've been scrapped... Rolls Royce are building them new engines at the moment. They'll probably be on their umpteenth set of avionics and electronics already.

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Re: The F-35 engine

I thought they'd already released the engine upgrades, last year. Although it's actually an upgrade to the engines electrical generators.

There's also a plan to upgrade the engines in future, but that's a different thing. To both give more whoosh and more electrical power.

Modern Western planners seem to be wanting to add huge amounts of power generation to both their ships and aircraft. Partly in hopes of future laser weapons. But also because modern radars can also be used for offensive electronic warfare. Which is horribly power-hungry. Plus if electronic warfare is more prevalent, you need more power to your radars to burn through it.

The problem is that the older the aircraft, the more of these upgrades you're going to have to retrofit to get up to Block 4, hence the more expensive.

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What air force? The non-existent air force that we refuse to help replenish despite blood promises to do so that they're using to wipe the floor with Russia anyway?

By the end of the first year of the war, Ukraine's air force as considerably bigger than what they started the war with. Mostly with lots of spare parts, and quite a few spare jets, from Eastern Europe. That allowed Ukraine to re-activate some of their own old jets, as well as keep others going - and then there were a decent number of, I think, Polish and Slovak ones as well.

What we didn't do, was plan for a long war. That Ukraine would have to transition away from any complex kit that needs spares or ammo provided by Russia. It's easy enough to make Russian calibre 152mm artillery shells - but not so easy to get reloads for S300 surface-to-air missile systems or air-to-air missiles compatible with old Soviet fighters.

There's been a lot "MacGyver-ing" going on though. Storm Shadow cruise missiles and HARM anti-radar missiles onto the SU24. But only the older stuff, without the modern ability to transmit mid-course guidance and target changes.

Given some of Ukraine's recent successes - I do wonder if we've bodged some decent long-range air-to-air solution? Or have they just sneaked Patriot batteries right up to the front lines, for a brief few long-range kills, before moving them back to safety again?

There's also a Franken-SAM project, to get Western missiles onto the old Soviet launchers Ukraine has. Because NATO is mostly pretty poorly provided with SAMs - relying on getting air superiority instead. So the US have managed to get Sea Sparrow onto Ukrainian Buk mobile short range SAM launchers. The UK have built a mobile launcher from scratch to fire ASRAAM - and US are doing something similar with Sidewinder - so a radar launcher truck firing an air-launched infra-red missile.

F-16 is on the way now. Too late, like everything else. But I don't think the politicians were really wanting to believe in a years long war. Bit like the start really, where most people refused to believe Russia would do something so stupid, and so disbelieved US and UK warnings - despite the massive (and un-precendented) mobilisation of Russian forces. Similarly I just don't think politicians could believe that Russia would do something as stupid as to keep the war going for two years, when it was clear from week 4 that they'd already lost.

Logitech warns of logistical impact of Houthi attacks in Red Sea

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The downside of convoys is that you'd then have to have huge piles of ships waiting at the end of the Suez canal (big target) - or loads of small convoys, requiring huge numbers of escorts. As ships can only go through at a limited rate.

Boeing goes boing: 757 loses a wheel while taxiing down the runway

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Yes I do! If my plane hits the ground, I want it to boing harmlessly back into the sky - rather than crashing into an exploding heap.

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Re: click bait

The article quotes a wheel falling off. Then also quotes an airline spokesdroid saying it was a tyre that came off. Therefore any contradiction is between the FAA and the airline marketing department. El Reg went with the FAA. Which seems reasonable.

Think tank warns North Korea uses AI for battle planning, maybe using cloudy resources

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Re: Hallucinations

Or AI proves to be as reliable as it's proving elsewhere and decides the losses of marching NK troops through a mine field are perfectly acceptable.

Unfortunately human wave minefield clearance is a long, and dishonourable, tradition.

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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Re: This far down in the comments

Microsoft Excel 97 was the only Wordprocessor anyone ever needed - and has not been improved upon since!

Asda's delayed SAP migration forces extension to Walmart's backend support contract

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Re: Portent-ial

Just kill me now.

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Working with systems integrators and cloud hyperscalers, the German vendor said it would be accountable to customers under a "one-hand-to-shake"

What is the sound of one hand shaking?

It is the endless screaming into the void of a customer with no working systems and one contact to talk to at SAP who is always off sick, on holiday or possibly fictional.

SAP have a RISE program.

I would feel safer to employ the BOfH with his PLUMMET program instead. At least you know where you are with him.

DPD chatbot blasts courier company, swears, and dabbles in awful poetry

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Re: As Arthur said

The driver couldn’t know. He couldn't easily see through the layers of shrink-wrap. It was absolute madness. Bloody dangerous too! Not to mention expensive.

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Re: As Arthur said

To be fair to the couriers, I've worked for one - and a lot of the problem is the shippers want to pay for the cheapest couriering they can get away with - and then wonder why they have loads of problems. There's always cowboys at the bottom end, especially in the franchised bits of the industry, who make money by taking loads of parcels they have no hope of delivering, pocket the cash, then go bankrupt when the shit hits the fan and start up again under a new name. They of course steal the cash from the more legit people in the industry and keep their service worse than it would otherwise be too.

And some of the shit that I've seen people try to ship as well. A certain tile company, who kept sacking courier firms. They'd shrink-wrapped a quarter tonne of tiles onto a pallet. No plastic ties to hold them on, just someone walking round the pallet with a roll of shrink and a lot of hope. They forked it into the back of our van, and it didn't even survive the journey. I opened the back doors - avalanche!

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As Arthur said

"We have operated an AI element within the chat successfully for a number of years," the courier said in a statement."

Ah. This must be some new definition of the word "success" that I wasn't previously aware of.

Travel app Kayak offers Boeing 737 Max 9 filter after that door plug drama

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Re: When a company

Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese,

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the same incident you remember. Which was a British Airways flight, about 20 years ago. It's a completely different thing to what happened to the Boeing over Alaska.

In the case of Boeing it looks like shortcuts in manufacturing process. They've not been fixing these door plugs properly in place, and therefore also not doing the full QA that should be part of the manufacturing process of any airline. Not that they were using the wrong bolts, but that they weren't doing the bolts up at all - or if they were only hand tightening them or something.

I'm also pretty sure the OP slightly mis-remembered the case of the BA accident. From my memory it was a middle-of-the-night windscreen change / repair. At 3am the maintainer went to the parts store - and was correctly told by the guy in charge which bolts he would need. Whereas he was trying to measure his existing ones by eye - rather than going to the manual and looking it up (having already binned the old bolts - which would have been correct procedure).

However that parts store didn't have enough bolts anyway. So he went on an early morning parts raid. To several hangars round the airfield, raiding stores for bolts. And again, measuring by eye.

From memory there were something like 20-30 bolts securing that window. And they found some of the old ones in the bin, and realised that the plane had already been flying with some that were too small. It's just that sufficient were of the correct size that they'd held the window in. Which means he was probably comparing one of the wrong type. I think he'd also forgotten his reading glasses that day - possibly another reason not to look it up in the big book of bits. So he put the smaller size on, bye-bye window.

The accident report blamed management. For making the process to get parts difficult, and not giving enough to time to get the work done. They couldn't claim that this was just one bloke doing a bad job, from the fact that the previous engineer had also used some of the wrong bolts.

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Re: The bigger question

I'm sure that's true. It would cost a lot, and take a long time, for Ryanair to switch away from Boeing. And I'm sure it's lovely and cheap to only maintain one fleet. Although I've read that Boeing had to offer some pretty deep discounts in order to save sales of the 737 MAX - and I suspect that's when Ryanair insisted on a bit of QA - to try and stop Boeing cutting corners.

There must be a point, when switiching starts to look really attractive. But then Ryanair have a very modern fleet, and I don't think Airbus can make A320 Neo's fast enough for their existing customers. Let alone cope with refugees from Boeing.

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Re: The bigger question

There was a story on the BBC last week that Ryanair had been asked by Boeing to send more quality control inspectors to it's 737 MAX factory in order to assist with production. It was a very brief ariticle that asked a hell of a lot more questions than it answered. Why do they need more? Well I guess that bit is obvious. Because Boeing are clearly currently shit at making planes. But why would Ryanair want to pay for more? Why are Ryanair buying Boeing at all, if they feel so unsure about the safety of the product that they feel the need to send their own QA people? What the hell are Boeing playing at?

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Re: When a company

Personally, if I wanted a truly non-opening door, I would just use about a thousand rivets. :)

The problem with that is when you want to put the exit back again.

The exit isn't needed if the plane is carrying fewer than 200 passengers. Which can easily be changed by moving some seats around. I believe it's because some carriers have quite big first/business class sections - and others don't. Therefore you may need to be able to re-instate the door for the next owner of the aircraft.

OpenAI bans long-shot presidential candidate bot for breaking T&Cs

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Jusus H Christ

All of these people need to be beaten with the clue stick!

Excuse me, while I just hammer these nails into the clue bat, and snip off the ends...

Tech bros are playing God, Catholic Church's AI priest complains

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I'm warning you! You'll have a philosophers strike on your hands!

And who will that inconvenience?

White goods giant fires legal threats to unplug open source plugin

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Re: Service with a smile

DJO,

Cynical. But are you cynical enough?

Are you sure that the message doesn't go the other way? HQ to serial# 123456 - sales volumes have fallen too low. Stop working and report broken dolly posser to customers so they will call round service engineer salesdroid.

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Just bought both a washing machine and dishwasher

Sadly both died. In my searches, Cloud enabled options were available for both. Apparently Aritifical Intelligence could tell me how to save water / energy / have cleaner dishes on my WiFi enable dishwasher that only cost two and a half times the price of the cheapest model, or twice the price of the one I actually bought.

I'm presuming it had a camera inside it, to tell me I'd put my glasses too close together? Or perhaps it would tell me off for making shepherd's pie, when salad cleans up much quicker?

Or maybe the thing just launches global thermonuclear war if I'm unable to teach it how to play noughts and crosses quickly enough?

Researchers confirm what we already knew: Google results really are getting worse

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So-called AI?

I wonder if the fact that Google are desperate to sell their artificial non-intelligence products limits their defence against it being used to game search?

Surely machine-generated text is going to be quite easy to detect, in that it's using stats on training data in order to achieve results similar to that training data. So it's output, if statistically analysed, ought to look less random than human-generated text. So use that as part of your site indexing, and then nix the sites with the massive amounts of machine-generated bullshit.

They should probably knock down the rankings any sites that use Outbrain, or similar bullshit-content-generators to scrape the last few micro-pence of ad revenue while they're at it.

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Plus if crappy cheap advertising is one of the causes of the problem, there's a good chance that Google are selling some of that advertising.

Another Google generated problem is that they've made being higher up the search results self-fullfilling. If lots of people click on the link, then the link goes higher up the list. So once a link's at the top - it tends to stay there.

We sell in the commercial building services industry. It's a niche within a niche, so I'd imagine search volumes are low. We used to sell an imported German product, but stopped about 5 years ago. We still get phone calls about it, from random web searches. I've just checked on Google, and the page from the French distributor comes first (I'm on google.co.uk) - they do have the only dot.com though. Our website is second. And the actual UK distributor's website is third. The company in Germany are only fourth, and then we're fifth for some reason. Sixth is the website of a company that went bust 7 years ago, and only sold marginally related products anyway.

I remember we used to get a lot of crap quote requests through, using the wrong technical info. Because design engineers were clearly basing their specifications off the French website, and all the product names were different. For some reason they didn't use the same model numbers as the Germans - which we just sensibly copied.

In the whole UK there are probably under 500 projects a year with these on them, each with a design engineer and between 3 and 10 contractors quoting for the job. But there's also the installed base needing repairs. So we're only talking at most 1,000 searches a month. So Google aren't terrible - in fact thinking about it, maybe it's the users to blame. As they've now got the French website labelled as such, which it didn't used to be - so I guess it's as much people blind clicking on the top results. But then I feel that's something Google also encourage, with the way that they now display ads almost indistinguishably from search results, rather than clearly separate as they used to be in the good old days.

But also once you've reached the top, it's hard to get demoted again.

Will AI take our jobs? That's what everyone is talking about at Davos right now

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Re: Will a thing that doesn't exist take our jobs?

Workers have tried to ban this amazing new product that makes companies hyper efficient!

Plus top ten innovations that will make your company Grow! Grow! Grow! You won't believe number 3!

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Roland 6,

(one of the reasons why UK per capita GDP is poor is because we keep importing people and so dilute the productivity improvement…)

I don't believe that's the case. I think the problem in the UK is that we've not been investing enough in new production methods to increase productivity. At least partly I suspect this is because it's been too easy to just import more workers and so pay them to do the work instead of automating it. Hence GDP is too often being pushed up by having more economic activity because more people. And not being pushed up enough by the cycle of investment, increase in productivity, thus increase of GDP.

If we had both large productivity increases and large increases in population due to immigration, neither would hide the other - we'd just get extra growth. This is what's happening in the US - but we're not investing enough to get both effects.

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Uh, no. Historically, increased productivity doesn't seem to correlate with working less.

Increased productivity does tent to correlate with increasing wages. Even if not perfectly. More wages does give the option to work less, in order to maintain the same standard of living. But also gives the option to work the same and have a higher standard of living.

Now it's true that if you're working a factory job, then the hours are determined by trying to wring the maximum profit out of the expensive machinery - so ideally you'd like to run it close to 24 hours a day, and that means getting the meatsacks to work as long hours as you can get away with. So harder for you to work less.

But there are a lot of people in their 50s doing 3 days a week nowadays, eithe ras part-timers or as contractors - who didn't really exist in the same way 50 years ago. Work has got, and is still getting, a lot more flexible. Which is partly because we've got better legal protection for workers, and partly becuase people are able to afford to work less, becuase they're better off, because wages are higher, because (again partly) of higher productivity.

if you use the increased productivity to start working less, then everyone else who is, instead, using it to increase economic power is going to inflate you into poverty.

This isn't how inflation works. Purely productivity-based wage rises are not inflationary. Inflation is an increasing amount of money trying to chase a fixed amount of resources - or the same amount of money trying to chase decreasing resources. The point about productivity is that you're making more products and services out of the same resources. Hence productivity increases without wage rises will actually cause deflation. So in a perfect model where all companies in an economy have increased productivity by 10% in a year - wages could go up by 10% as well, and there'd be no effect on inflation. Which means everyone could either take a month off work and the economy would stay the same size, or everyone could work the same hours and have 10% more stuff.

The only thing that truly allows people to work less is concerted, collective action (legislation, unionizing, whatever) to decide that the whole society needs to work less.

This is much more true for your un-skilled factory worker. Management can just see them as an interchangeable unit to be used to operate the machinery - and so for ease you'd like to make them work 1 shift, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. And I guess, two 12 hour shifts a day keeps all the machines running nicely. That might be the sort of industry where you'd have to legislate to reduce hours.

But the more of their own knowledge and expertise a worker is bringing to the job, the more they get to control things. And the hours they work become their choice. Particularly if you've the option to freelance. But employers are a hell of a lot more enlightened nowadays about using part-timers to fill one role - which is more expensive in management and payroll workload, but also gives the company more flexibility.

Finally, there's a bit of productivity you've missed. Work hours haven't dropped a huge amount recently. But hours spend on domesic chores fell massively since the 60s. Now we can all have hoovers, washing machines, dishwashers, freezers, microwaves etc. So hours spent on leisure have gone up - and with more productivity/economic growth/technological development, that has also increased our leisure options.

Google is changing how search results appear for EU citizens

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What I want is the choice. Let me see what I get when you're not raping my personal life first.

No. Otherwise you might notice that having your personal data doesn't improve search at all. It's only there to help us charge advertisers slightly more to populate your searches.

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+rotting flesh (much easier to chew.)

Also vultures have a self-defence mechanism - which is to vomit all over their attackers. With their highly corrosive (around PH 1) stomach acid. So annoy one, and expect a stream of acidic bile to soon be heading your way.

On the other hand, this metaphor becomes rather less good for El Reg when we get to the fact that some vultures shit on their own legs in an effort to cool themselves down. Hopefully not an excuse that any of our fearless hacks have had to use...